Hair Feather Trend: It Will Turn Your Wife and Daughter into Pot Smoking, Hippie Herd-Mothers
In the 70’s and 80’s the feathered roach clip was a required fashion accessory for the pot smoking hippie-rebel. It was the older sister’s naughty secret wink. Mom had no idea the feathered do-dad really wasn’t just a 25¢ memory from the traveling carnival. A learned sniff said the toothy clip’s amber, sticky residue wasn’t from hair spray.
At the time, the feathered roach clip was clipped on barrettes or headbands, on rear-view mirror dream catchers and added to the band of a favored floppy hat. They could be spotted at festivals, midnight showings of Rocky Horror, rearview mirrors of vans and Camaros, and on that plump Safeway checkout girl with the ‘bad’ reputation.
The trend can be spotted today on several celebrity spokespersons including: “Love in an Elevator” singer and American Idol judge, Stephen Tyler; Rosanne Barr; flabby-thighed, cat-squaller Ke$ha and Drew Barrymore.
Drug Paraphernalia as Fashion and Propaganda
Today women and young girls across the nation are using fly fishing feathers, extracted from the hind quarters of euthanized chickens, added as extensions to their hair. While this all may seem a springtime lark, drug pushing coiffeurs have much more sinister purposes – to mainstream drug culture, create consumers for the Marijuana market and emasculate fly fishing sportsmen.
One propaganda video shows two nubile, young, mixed race women frolicking on the sea shore. They are scantily clad and posing for each other before smoking a blunt and having a lesbian clam dabbling session. This is a sick attempt to glamorize the trend with exotic locales and tanned, bare skin. In the urban wild the trend is much trashier.
http://player.vimeo.com/video/21464543
Fine Featherheads – Sunset Beach from Dakota Hills on Vimeo.
The degradation of unsuspecting women and girls that start supporting the trend of hair feathers is only the beginning. The lure is to be fashionable. The result is a tumbling bounce off the underbelly of homosexuality into the multi-colored feather-trip of hippie culture. One day these women attend church and live in neatly organized family homes. After fly feather extensions, they are breastfeeding illegitimate children while sitting atop a pot van at Bonnaroo.
Buds of Economic Growth or Road to Communism?
According to Cannibis Culture, the Medical Marijuana market is nearly $1.7 Billion (USD) and will grow 400% in the next four years. These projections have the musky scent of ceteris paribus. If all things remain constant, where states continue to allow Medical Marijuana to be sold legally and a market of consumers is present, the projection should hold true.
The impact of such an economic boon is strong seasoning for hungry investors looking to invest a surplus of cash from the Bush tax cuts, but like all things – the liberals will regulate and tax these efforts to a suffocating level.
Liberals, like all gangsters, will offer protection from the free hand of the marketplace to some producers. Should marijuana become legal in all states, the home gardener will be the criminal, with supplies tightly controlled by liberal thugs. Laws will protect the large grower and producer, leaving the small producer with high barriers to market entry.
Once the consumer demand is created and costs are driven outside of what is affordable, these potential consumers will form co-ops and other communist bands of hippie herds – the end game objective of liberals. Hippie-herds are difficult to eradicate and expand at alarming rates, unless sources of cultural identity, such as drug paraphernalia, are strictly controlled.
The Heterosexual Male’s Headache
“Compared to aspirin, which people are free to purchase and use without the advice or prescription of a physician, cannabis is much safer: there are well over 1000 deaths annually from aspirin in this country alone, whereas there has never been a death anywhere from marijuana.” – Lester Greenspoon, M.D. 2011 NORML conference
The trend is not without headaches. WONDERNUTZ25, a “Junior Hooker” on the ImHooked.com fly fishing forums Posted the following in regard to the trend.
Re: Saddle Hackle Feathers as Hair Extensions
Reply #7 – Mar 21st, 2011 at 4:20pm
this is a very crazy trend and i need some white hackel we try to get away from the wemen but now we have to fight them off at the man stores
The feathers for the roach clip fashion statement are the same used for fly fishing. Young women and their extreme couponing mothers are raiding bastions of heterosexuality – the fly and bait store – for beauty supplies. Breeders of chickens euthanized and stripped of their tail feathers are cutting off the reel men that use these feathers for fly tying. This is a crying shame, but some are walking tall against the estrogen threat.
When asked if an email plea for some “Grizzly Saddles” (a popular feather amongst fly feather fashion-terrorists) was a ploy to make a quick buck in a supply driven market, Bill Schievink of Togen’s Fly Shop replied with the following:
Buddy, you have no idea how pissed off I am at the breeders for cutting us guy’s (fly tying industry) off. I wouldn’t sell a saddle to the fashion industry. I’m also not the kind of guy that goes around looking to make a fast buck. You should know that our supplies are at an excellent price and we give great service to our customers. After 5 years of selling online we are very successful and plan on being here for a long time. No B.S. here we are straight up guy’s.
If you love your country and freshly caught wild salmon, I urge a boycott of this trend. If you want your wife and daughter to start wearing long skirts, stop shaving their arm pits and permanently stain their fingers with cheetohs, by all means dish out the $80 bucks for hair fly feathers and a banana peel to slip down the slope of homosexuality, refer madness and barefoot blanket dances with a hippie drum circle. Don’t come crying to me when it happens.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/outdoors/2015246435_flyfash.htmlJournalist, Sportsman Supporter = Value of Custom Field
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5:55 pm
I always see these types of hussy tramps walking around town and I had a feeling they were pot doers.
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2:03 am
Umm, those hair styles are very trendy, I have one and I don’t believe the hair on my head dictates my life choices. Y’all don’t do your research! I don’t and will never smoke pot or be a crazy drug bitch!
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10:01 pm
Really? You are going to correlate every woman with feathers in her hair as a “pot doer” solely because of this hugely fallacious argument? Pathetic.
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7:38 pm
I have a black-and-red striped feather in my hair… yeah, I’ve done pot before, but I’m not a hippie herd mother… wtf is a herd-mother anyway?
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9:19 am
It’s a hair style! SERIOUSLY!? It’s not the 70s or 80s anymore. MOVE ON. Not everyone who does this style smokes pot. It’s like saying everyone with brown hair does crack. OR everyone with a ear piercing does meth. There isn’t a correlation, just stupidity.
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5:58 pm
This story is soooo full of shit that I shit myself reading it.
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6:34 pm
Excellent Investigation BB, this one was well worth the wait.
I am shocked to see that normal church-going women are falling prey to these feather extensions that lead them to the path of sin. I expect this kind of perversion from the young nubile mixed race women in the video, but not from our wives and daughters.
This is what happens when we let women vote.
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11:30 am
There you go, joking about women’s rights once again. I hope your wife arranges a date for you and a pair of elastrators.
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10:03 pm
You sound like a horrible Christian. Christ would be ashamed.
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10:06 pm
And I wish we could keep you from voting.
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10:39 pm
WHY ARE YOU SO BACKWARDS!?
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8:11 pm
As far as I know, the feathers used for hair and/or cloth accessories are synthetic, and they are far cheaper than natural ones. Also, the chicken feathers used for multiple purposes (not as accessories, because they get filthy in no time) come from birds killed for food – nothing goes to waste.
Also, a friend of mine (Christian, from a Christian family, and maybe even a little biased about Islam, but a good girl) wears feathers in her braids. Two, actually: Red and teal. She does not do drugs, she’s responsible, smart and reliable. Marijuana? She’s afraid of it. Parenting? Way too smart for that. Casual sex? Again, afraid of it.
Your arguments fall like a house of cards, brothers. What’s wrong? Don’t you have enough might? Enough willpower? Maybe you aren’t giving God enough reasons to give you a stronger will…
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9:54 pm
“As far as you know” your ‘friend’ is on the fast track to a salvation washed in the blood of chickens. Not exactly what Jesus intended.
Has your friend shaved her legs and arm pits lately? If you answer honestly,”as far as you know”, you’ll admit they were a bit scratchy in your ‘les-be-friends’ relationship.
I’m no one’s “brother”, sister.
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4:23 pm
Oh, and don’t you eat meat? Also, I said that the feathers she wore were synthetic, plastic.
And she has to shave because she studies ballet, and she needs to have her skin flawless and without any odor-producing corporal hair.
Also, we are all brothers and sisters, children of the same father, God. By denying me or anyone as your brothers and sisters, you are denying God as your father.
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10:22 pm
You should show your “Friend” this site. We can help her focus her feelings about Islam.
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2:12 am
Your shoving it down peoples throats!
God isn’t real!
When we die there is no heaven, it’s impossible!
Science has proved it!
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2:48 am
Gosh darn right, atheist all the way eff all these damn bible humpers feathers have nothing to do with being sinful or anything in such. Yeah you can say I’m going to “hell” by how can I go somewhere that doesn’t exist? Not all pot heads have feather in their hair, I know because I know plenty of them and they would much rather spend their money on pot then on a feather that goes in their hair. To the people I know it’s point less so shut your bible thumping ass up, quit making bullshit like this up and maybe with the money you save by not smoking weed go get a life(:
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4:37 pm
How? By showing her a path full of hate towards a ‘Heaven’ inhabited by elitist, unforgiving, cruel people?
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10:40 pm
The revelations of this article are very alarming to me. Firstly, I must thank Christwire’s research staff for exposure to the light of this terrible threat to marriage.
It was in Christwire where I read that dog-styled sex is often the craving of uppity, thrill-seeking women. When my wife started demanding from-the-rear fulfillments whle on all fours, I relented, thinking that a new position would strengthen out marital bonds before God as well as provide a freer and more direct affect on her sin tip from my plunging drill shaft. It was during one of these pump rump sessions that I was shocked at the revelation of her feather extensions hanging from her lengthy hair down the small of her shapely back. After a shivering finish, I became distraught. I fear for my holy matrimony that my wife has become a marijuana addict.
In lieu of secular counseling, I will pray for guidance from the research and moral advice team at Christwire.
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10:45 pm
Casually mention that you would like a certain meal this weekend and desert. If she provides, all is well. Is she does not come through, check her bank account and computer for Google searches and ATM withdraws. Either one will indicate drug use.
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10:51 pm
Check her hands for Cheetos stains and breath for Funions. If she has graduated to the Wasabi Funions you might consider the Chris†Wire Marriage weekend. I think brother Jack Gould officiates these.
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10:57 pm
… as a matter of fact, she did present me with enticements of kink-play using funions, sort of like a crunchy ruler kind of thing.
I continue to grow in my dismay over what may soon transpire.
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10:59 pm
Our prayers are with you, Neo.
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11:03 pm
Thank you and be with Christ to you.
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10:46 pm
Listen, women do these new things with their hair or try new make up or try to-and please don’t gasp- spice things up in the bedroom because they LOVE their husbands. That’s right. Your wife has no bad intentions. She’s only trying these new things because she loves you and is trying to renew your interest in her and maintain a certain level of excitement in your marriage. She’s doing this for you.
But in addition, by changing her appearance she’s trying to make herself feel prettier. All women do this regardless of religion or ethnicity. If you really don’t like the changes, all you have to do is tell her, but CORRECTLY. Just say something along the lines of “I don’t think you know how beautiful and incredible you are already, because if you did, you would know you don’t need to be doing this to yourself.”
Trust me, all you need to do is make her feel secure and let her know how interesting and gorgeous she is. She has no bad intentions for your relationship, only good ones to make it stronger. I wish you luck!
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1:53 am
I find it so strange that people claim hemp and cannabis will contribute to the economy. You’re so right Blanche to call them out on this. “Road to Communism” Indeed! What these people always fail to discuss is that marijuana is a drug and the people who use it become apathetic or downright dangerous. We don’t want stoned kids driving cars or operating machinery. It effects memory, too. How in the world they can argue that this will help the economy I will never understand. It’s like the “gay marriage” argument all over again. In any event, I did find this article very refreshing. Thank you.
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2:38 am
Clinton and Obama both admitted to smoking pot. They have been the worst presidents of the past 40 years.
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2:58 am
Do you see people who are high going out, driving a car, then killing someone? No usually that’s drunk driver. Weed doesn’t make you stupid, the government trs to make you think that so kids won’t do it. Actually while I have done it an been in school my grades went from c’s to b’s. The only reason it isn’t legal is because the governmnt cant find a way to tax it due to the fact it is so easy to grow in your back yard. So until uncle Sam finds a way to tax it all the bible thumpers win. But I’m sure behind your backs your kids are doing ist I know I used to . My parents never knew. But when it’s legal your kids will probably not do it becausethwn they will know it’s not against the rules and it’s not as risk taking.
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3:04 am
we are appalled by the accusations of marijuana use by wearing feathers in our hair. we do enjoy the kinky rump pump on occasion, but that does not mean we were toking on the blunt prior to the wet rear. maybe because its simply, christian men are bad in bed and these women are looking for something more exciting so they must add feathers in their hair to stimulate them when you dont!
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4:21 am
You forget that Christian Women know their place and that is not to critique the sexual prowess of the Christian Man. It is the Christian Woman’s duty to assume whatever position that the Christian Man desires. The Church recommends missionary style but the man indicates the positioning whether it be with a gentle to medium slap on the meaty section of the anus, a grasp of the shoulders, or a twist of the hair or aurola.
Liberal women are possessed by Satan to exercise disobedience to God when they do their cowgirl jumps, call out daddy when they back that up, or initiate early morning spoons by rubbing their taunt rumps against the man’s sinstick, hardening it until it slides in effortlessly from devil induced sin juices. Satan uses the succubus vestibule to induce the man. Oral satisfaction, which is contrary to Christian Teachings, often accompanies these sins.
These sins are the result of liberal feminazis in all walks of life, including in the bedroom.
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3:16 am
Idiot, hope she divorses you
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1:59 pm
Firstly, I would like to point out a logic fallacy here. There is a difference between correlation and causation. While having feathers in one’s hair may be correlated to these “ungodly” activities mentioned above, it is certainly wrong to attribute feathers to that whole array of problems mentioned. As having feathers in one’s hair is more of a youthful, “liberal” style to have, I suppose in that way one may see that these women are more likely to be in such activities, but the cause of these things is most definitely a bigger, deeper problem. To say it is because of feathers is plain stupid.
Secondly, this article is incredibly judgmental. Remember one thing, and that is people are not their hair, people are not their skin, people are not your expectations. If I were to make the same bold claims this article makes, I would make a connection between your tidy, church-type suits to the suits of those on Wall Street, who pillage from the poor, and have damned the American economy repeatedly, equating those in suits to greed, and by extension, sinfulness. How do you know what Christ wore? How Christ looked like? Your comment about being “mixed race” did not escape me either – why should race matter? Christ was not Caucasian. That is outright prejudice.
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -Gandhi
I do not attack your beliefs here – believe what you like, that marijuana is the end of the world, that liberals are spawn of the devil, that feathers will be the undoing of mankind. I attack your attitudes – how you judge and jump to conclusions. You need to seriously reconsider how you act, and remember to practice what you preach. The Bible comes as a package, do not only consider one part of it and discard the rest as you deem convenient. The hypocrite goes to hell too.
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3:16 pm
amen saywhat
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7:51 pm
I read this and was thinking “is this a joke?” Seriously, it’s like fairytale writing. I legitimately thought it was a practical joke article. Then noticed it was a jesus site, now it allll makes sense. Hahahah
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10:30 pm
Oh my dear lord! I am so flattered!! This is amazing… truly amazing!!
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10:32 pm
finefeatherheads.com baby!
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4:55 pm
What sad “christians” you christwire people are. calling God’s children “hussy tramps” and “flabby thighed”? Respectable. No one, even people you deem “sinners”, deserve to be disrespected and shown such hate to. You’re putting yourself in the same shoes as the muslim terrorists, throwing “religion-justified” hate at those who they deem sinners.
I hope you all burn in hell with your hate and bullshit.
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5:45 pm
Hahaha. I can’t stop laughing. Christdouchery to the utmost MAX!
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8:08 am
I’m at hair stylist and I went to a class were they are teaching new color and I swear every stylist there had a feather in their hair. The point of the feathers in my field are just like extensions. To change your hair with out causing much damage. I laughed so much when the neo guys is talking. I felt like I was reading a page from an erotica book. Lol. Good job Christian prejudice. Jesus is never going to come back if you keep talking like this and turning ppl off to ppl like you. I think you guys are some of the worst Christian up date and I was raised in church. I mean really. Did you read wat you wrote before you hit summit?
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I’m at hair stylist and I went to a class were they are teaching new color and I swear every stylist there had a feather in their hair. The point of the feathers in my field are just like extensions. To change your hair with out causing much damage. I laughed so much when the neo guys is talking. I felt like I was reading a page from an erotica book. Lol. Good job Christian prejudice. Jesus is never going to come back if you keep talking like this and turning ppl off to ppl like you. I think you guys are some of the worst Christian up date and I was raised in church. I mean really. Did you read wat you wrote before you hit summit?
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8:21 am
Did you read what you wrote before you hit “submit”? I highly doubt it. I suggest downloading FireFox because it will tell you when you have spelled a word like a 4 year old dyslexic child on crack. Please continue to read the articles posted here, most have some “pretty pictures” for you to view, but please avoid commenting on them until you have achieved a grasp of the English language.
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10:33 pm
I found myself giggling for the first couple of paragraphs, thinking this article was some sort of satire. You can imagine the horror I felt when I realized it was serious.
This is a FEATHER. Do you hear me? A SYNTHETIC FEATHER. Your child is not walking around with a joint in her fingers or a baby in the womb. She’s walking around with a harmless accessory. As a writer, I admire your the author’s use of detail and rhetorical analysis. It was very well done. I especially enjoyed the banana peel bit. However, it’s thought process, if thats what you want to call it, is about as logical and coherent as the thought processes of people who ARE on drugs. I mean really, it has just as much paranoia.
Perhaps you’ve brought up to your friends, in shocked or disgusted tones, how your daughter shyly asked about your opinion on a hair feather the other day. Biting their lips, they probably realized it was best to nonchalantly agree with you than provoke any sort of argument. What they didn’t tell you, was you’re being ridiculous.
Sorry, but someone had to tell you.
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6:26 pm
Wow . My hair doesnt influence my life choices . Wtf ?! Its a hair peice & a fad . Just like silly bands . They didnt influence choices but are hair does ? Come onn .
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6:32 pm
More Zionist tricks. Anyone who has ever heard of the Goddess Ra knows that it was just a Zionist mind control gimmick meant to enslave der Egyptians and force them to build Pyramids the ultimate monument and power source of the Zionists. “Anyone who dares to lay hands on the highest image of the Lord commits sacrilege against the benevolent creator of this miracle and contributes to the expulsion from paradise.”
Amen
-Adolf
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6:36 pm
Silly bands reflect past choices.
http://christwire.org/2011/05/silly-bandz-the-secret-sexual-agenda/
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