Hispanic Slavery: The Simple Answer to Immigration Reform
Many states across the country are rising up to announce in near unison “We don’t want no more Mexicans, anymore.” As I have reported previously it was first the Proud state of Arizona, then some Midwestern state, Then Georgia and Now the Wondrous State of Alabama, has joined in the glorious chorus of states now singing “Take your La Coocaracha back home, and leave the fajitas”!
Sweet Home Alabama
Alabama may be the latest addition to the war on mexicans, but they ain’t messin’ around. Where as Georgia took the Arizona law and said “How can we make this work for us, and not be deemed unconstitutional”, Alabama looked at Arizona’s law and called them a bunch of liberal pansie wussies. Alabama took the law and made it their own, and is even more restrictive than the Arizona Law. Some of the notable provisions are:
*people stopped for any reason could be arrested on suspicion of immigration violations
*makes it a crime for landlords to knowingly rent to an illegal immigrant.
*makes it a crime to transport a known illegal immigrant.
*includes language against human smuggling
*illegal to pick up laborers for work if doing so impedes traffic.
*it requires all businesses to check the legal status of workers using a federal system called E-Verify
*makes it a crime to knowingly give an illegal immigrant a ride.
*requires schools to check the immigration status of their students. The law does not prohibit illegal immigrants from attending schools; but it’s purpose is to gather data on how many are enrolled and how the much the state is spending to educate them.
Of course, Un-American advocacy groups promised to challenge the law signed by Gov. Robert Bentley on Thursday, which they call even more severe than the one in Arizona that is being challenged in court. No crap, Poco! How else are we going to get you to leave! You are not wanted here anymore GET OUT!
Liberal communist Mary Bauer, legal director for the Southern Poverty Law Center, stated “It is clearly unconstitutional. It’s mean-spirited, racist, and we think a court will enjoin it.”
However Governor Bentley thinks differently.”We have a real problem with illegal immigration in this country,” he said. “I campaigned for the toughest immigration laws, and I’m proud of the Legislature for working tirelessly to create the strongest immigration bill in the country.”
It is estimated that Alabama has 120,000 illegal immigrants, an almost fivefold increase from a decade ago, according to the Pew Hispanic Center. Many of them are believed to be working on farms, chicken processing plants, construction, Mexican and Chinese restaurants, and for Democratic political campaigns.
Sen. Scott Beason,One of the legislation’s sponsors, said it would help the unemployed by preventing illegal immigrants from getting jobs in the state.
Alabama’s unemployment rate stood at 9.3 percent in April, the most recent figure available.
“This will put thousands of Alabamians back in the work force,” Beason said.
A Mexican Stand Off
So there we have it. On one side there are good god fearing Americans trying to take their nation back. On the other side are dirty Catholic Mexicans, and in the middle are liberal mexican lovers who want cheap produce at the expense of our country. Who will win? If the Mexicans and liberals have their way it certainly won’t be America.
Or will it?
America is at a cross roads. It is a waning super power, much like Russia in the 90′s. We must look back, back at what made us a powerful nation…the envy of the world…what made us great? SLAVERY!
That’s right! I said it! A little old lady from Atlanta Georgia. Slavery made us great. First we enslaved the Indians but they all died, then we enslaved the
negros, they did the work that Americans didn’t want to do. They picked our cotton in Georgia and Alabama, raised our rice in coastal South Carolina, and grew our tobacco in North Carolina and Virginia. Our nation was strong, growing, prosperous!!!
But then Abraham Lincoln decided to destroy the South, he sent his hell spawn Sherman to burn our homes and fields and his men raped the blacks all over the land! Men, Women, Children they all fell to the depravity of the Yankees! Mulatto children were never known in the south until they came along. They destroyed the south. Many parts of the south still haven’t recovered from the ravages of ‘The War of Northern Aggression.’
Slavery
So we want them to go but they want to stay. Fine. Obviously there is only one possible solution to this. They must become our slaves. Picture it, a time of great prosperity for America, Whites and Blacks relaxing, sitting on the porch under the shade of a mighty Live Oak Tree, coming together in peace and harmony while the mexicans pick our Peanuts, Corn, Peaches, Tobacco, Beans and Squash. What a glorious day.
I am not sure how REAL AMERICANS would be allotted their new mexican servants. I do not know if it would be a lottery, or if they some how sold theirselves, much like indentured servitude, or if you would go out to the Home Depot or Casa de Perro, and catch your own. Many things need to be ironed out.
Praise Jesus and Praise America!
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
7:16 pm
U.S. Amendment 13 on the U.S. Constitution:
Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.
Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
This is unconstitutional and if you do it then the consequences will be most dire.
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7:23 pm
Ephesians 6:5: Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
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10:23 pm
The bible is not a suitable substitute for actual laws.
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1:51 am
10 commandments, basis of all laws
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10:37 pm
If the Bible supports slavery it must be a GOOD thing.
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10:39 pm
So if the bible told you to jump off a cliff naked covered in honey into a bee’s nest would you do it then?
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10:46 pm
If that is what GOD wants, YES !
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10:48 pm
If god told you that orgies are the shit, would you go to a lot of orgies?
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10:48 pm
and you say we are crazy! this is why i dont read the bible, this is why i dont like “conventional” religion because of people like you!
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10:54 pm
Caption Obvious, that was just brilliant!
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10:58 pm
Why, thank you.
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1:56 am
NO IT ISN”T!!! He is a moron! You can’t make up stuff and say “oh if it said this would you do it?” It doesn’t say any of that so it doesn’t matter, it will never say that, because Jesus would never say such foolish things as you did!
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5:57 pm
I have to disagree, you are the moron! And you can obviously not see that we are trying to make a point, just the way you say your trying to make a point. But hey keep showing how ignorant you are
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1:18 am
Our point is backed by Jesus Christ himself, your point is backed by two sinners named Captain Obvious and shannon.
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1:19 am
Captain Obvious and Shannon, sounds like the kind of radio show smut that would come on after Howard Stern.
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1:53 pm
HAHA+ that is to funny because I dont think Howard Stern would give your little mindless shit the time of day!
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7:49 pm
HA HA that is funny because you are IGNORANT
http://christwire.org/2011/02/howard-stern-tries-to-bash-christwire-with-hate/
http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/2163386/Howard+Stern+vs+Christwire/
http://www.mediaite.com/online/like-rachel-maddow-howard-stern-is-also-duped-by-christwire%E2%80%99s-satire/
http://christwire.org/2011/02/howard-stern-now-spreading-por-on-twitter/
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7:57 pm
That proves nothing more than the fact that you are a bunch of fakes. And Im sorry but you are still the most ignorant of them all!
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8:07 pm
prove to me how I am the most ignorant
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8:16 pm
The fact that you wrote this article is prof enough for me!
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3:49 pm
how can you love thy neighbor if you make him your slave?
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7:56 pm
These Christians think they’re above the laws. Adam wants to skin cats alive for pure pleasure while Tyson wants to beat black people into mowing his lawn.
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1:27 am
please show proof of your false hoods and lies against our brothers
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10:03 pm
The constitution has been changed and reversed before. If its good for America, then it must be good for the Mexicans, too.
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1:51 am
We passed that amendment we can unpass it!
Plus if we do it right it wont be “involuntary servitude” we give them 30 days to get out and if they are here on the 31st day they are free game mexicans , fit for the hunt.
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10:49 pm
We do the same for Africans over here in Africa. We let them run free for 10 days, in which time they must prove themselves to be useful members of society. If they can’t demonstrate that level of self-determination, we’ll take the liberty of making them useful by giving them work to do, like it or not.
That’s not involuntary servitude. That’s constructive punishment to whip them into creatures that contribute something to this earth rather than being lazy parasites.
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3:54 pm
may god have mercy on your old racist soul. Oh wait, tere is no god. accept it and move on bitch
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7:44 pm
Yes, joking about slavery is just so hilarious…not.
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1:57 am
That joke wasn’t even funny when Borat did it.
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9:55 pm
I think we need to remember these immigration laws will drive out migrant workers to work the fields, leaving room for unemployed American citizens. Since few American’s seem to cotton the opportunity, employers will need to pay more for cyclic labor which could mean higher prices at the Piggly Wiggly.
In conjunction, I suggest abolishment of the child labor laws and maybe a shorter school year. This should help food prices and get some of these kids motivated to stay in school!
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11:02 pm
You must be native american because otherwise you would not be talking like that! Pretty much everyone in america, there ancestors were immigrants at some point in history. Thats how this country was built, and if we shut or borders now its just gonna create more problems than we already have!
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2:03 am
1) if you believe archaeologists, the indians came here from communist russia! They were the FIRST immigrants!
2)why are you picking on the indians? That is racist and you should be ashamed. We’re talking mexicans not indians, learn the difference!
3) You need to read some of my other articles and you would see that GOD brought our ancestors here to populate this land. Much as GOD brought the Isrealites to Canna and Palestine to make his grand nation of ISREAL! He did so with our proud ancestors. But our country is full. We have populated it and do not need dirty mexican catholics coming in here and screwing around like rabbits and making more of them!
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2:20 am
Well sister psychopath I see you are still in full crazy swing let us take apart what you said.
1) Ok if we do believe the Native Americans came here through a connection thousands of years ago through what is NOW Russia to the Americas which is believed and I think among intelligent people (not the operators of this website) they were not communists in fact the idea of communism wasn’t even invented yet. They were nomads which a lot of people thousands of years ago were nomads they traveled in large packs with people and this was before your religion was even founded. So from what is now Russia, Asia and Indian are where the Native Americans came from but didn’t have any connection to communism well unless they are hiding their time machines
2) She isn’t picking on Native Americans she is using them as a base for her commentary. Many Native American groups actually support shorter school years so kids work more and can adapt to adult life quicker.
3) Now for the fun one! Ok first god didn’t bring the Europeans to this land persecution did. The king made his own church and those who didn’t agree were looked down on and eventually they went to the Americas because they could escape the persecution of the king and others and build their own communities and cities, that is not god that is using ones brain and figuring out a solution. Also your articles are full of half truths and full blown lies getting into detail will just derail the topic at hand but face it you are like the rest of the people who write the articles here full of bs.
Ok for the final part our country is not full in fact there are tons of open land all around this country that is available and unused am I saying we should turn it into cities no but our country is not full many places are sparsely populated our cities are full and over populated not America. Oh and calling all Mexicans dirty is racist and pretty messed up but then again hey your a contributor on Americas biggest racist, bigot filled piss hole on the internet
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3:11 am
Jesus tells us to love our neighbors. I am so glad your not my neighbor. Let me see if I can dissect of post of foolishness.
1)Obviously I know all of that. Indains did not come here. God put them here almost 6000 years ago. Then around 500 years ago he decided that our ancestors deserved to live here. He released them from the fould religios bondage that they were in and they came here and created this wonderful christian nation.
2) why would you denigrate the proud Native Indian by suggesting that they do not want their children educated. This myth of the red man as a savage has been kicked around far to long in this country. Indians are now a wonderful cultural part of our grand nation. I for one am glad they are still here, and think that your offense against them is uncalled for.
3)Those unfilled voids that you speak f are known as Nation Parks, National Forests and desert. Are you suggesting that we put the mexicans on PUBLIC LAND!!! Even Obama does not suggest things as socialist as that! And to insinuate that we should leave them in the desert to die is foul and inhumane.
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9:35 pm
Yea and Im not a Buddhist either but I still think karma is gonna bite you in the ass! Maybe I should call it the rule of three and you would get it then, you know what even you send into the universe it comes back on you threefold, guess what YOU SCREWED!
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8:07 pm
Sith, thank you so much for getting across the same point I was trying to make much better than I did. sister crazy up there obviously still does not get the point that we are trying to make though.
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1:29 am
love your neighbors…obviously Jesus never had neighbors like you!
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2:02 am
See there is the hypocrite coming out again, how can you say all that hateful bull shit, then tell me to love my neighbor?
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7:51 pm
no you moron I am saying I should love you although your a sinful idiot
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7:59 pm
Well this is one neighbor you dont have to love because there is no love for you coming from me. I still think you are a bunch of hypocritical idiots.
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8:13 pm
I am sure you have plenty of people to love you every night
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8:21 pm
So much better than being a stuck up prude like you. At least I know how to have fun without trying to make everyone feel like shit. You know what karma is “Susan”? Cus you have a shitload coming to you and its not gonna be good.
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9:28 pm
I am a CHRISTIAN not a buddist, I dont care about your kharma, my reward is in heaven
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Yea and Im not a Buddhist either but I still think karma is gonna bite you in the ass! Maybe I should call it the rule of three and you would get it then, you know what even you send into the universe it comes back on you threefold, guess what YOU SCREWED!
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10:07 pm
We can pay them with tacos and beer
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1:53 am
I think that beans and clean water is enough.
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2:05 am
They are used to filthy water, they can drink the run off from my little old lady apartment complex.
Why do the hippie environmentalists never attack Mexicans? Their food is responsible for probably 30% of the methane in the air.
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1:09 am
I think it’s time for you to be put in a retirement home, if you haven’t been already.
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4:00 pm
pay me with you white sister puto
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10:08 pm
Susan, you always have your finger on the pulse of the brown people to the south, and if you recommend this surprising course of action, and as you are an expert on these sneaky illegals, I have no choice but to stand shoulder to shoulder with you and support your proposal for reform.
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2:07 am
Thank you brother Winkle, as usual you flatter me as the snake in the garden did to eve! But I sir will commit no sin today!!!
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12:16 am
After reading this article and the comments posted below i feel sorry for our fellow brethren in north america.
As a pastor of the destiny church in New Zealand i am disgusted by the blatant racism and hatred towards these people.
Shoult not one love thy neighbor?
This goes against all good Christan Morales, the aurthor should be ashamed of herself for poising our fellow brothers with such filth.
I invite susan to travel to new zealand and speak with us in our church on her views and explain to us how xenomorphic behavior and outright racism is acceptable within the eyes of god, least those of your own kin. We will be more than happy to pay for your travel costs and accommodation.
Please fellow brothers do not let hatred fulfill and corrupt your minds as it has with this sorry soul. Life is a blessing, we are all brothers and sisters in this small world there is no need at all for this unjustified “wankery”. Susan are you not a foreigner to these lands? just as your ancestors were foreigners. I do not see native indian blood let alone mayan blood within you. All i see is a poor soul who has been brainwashed by the devil and the devil alone.
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I don not believe Sister Susan will ever want to travel to New Zealand. I have already warned her and the Christwire Fellowship of the horrors and savagery they will witness there.
http://christwire.org/2011/05/homogay-agenda-rears-its-ugly-head-in-new-zealand-through-strange-new-sex-game-called-ballooning/
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“xenomorphic behavior”
Is that some kind of joke about my name? I can not change my name much as these mexicans can’t change the color of their skin.
All of you foriegners who do not live here love to tell us we are racist, We are not talking about a RACE of people we are talking about a NATION of people. A NATION that has illegally invade our nation. Are we not allowed to defend ourselves?
IF…who ever..lives near New Zealand, started to invade your country wouldn’t you throw Kiwis at them to defend your homes?
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12:21 am
About the author:
“I am a god fearing widowed ”
God is not be feared, he is to be meet with love and compassion just as he has laid upon us.
Your views are tarnished and just from reading this it is obvious you are not a true follower of god, for those who do feel no fear but love and compassion.
For those who fear god there is only one place you shall end up in and that is hell for those who fear the great master only fear him because of there own behavior and fear of rejection into the afterlife.
I pray god will forgive you but only you yourself can change the evil that is harbored inside
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1:42 am
I don’t believe you are a real pastor…
“Fear the Lord your God, serve him only and take your oaths in his name.” – 6:13 Deut
“The Lord commanded us to obey all these decrees and to fear the Lord our God, so that we might always prosper and be kept alive, as is the case today” – 6:24 Deut
“Fear the Lord your God and serve him. Hold fast to him and take your oaths in his name.” – 10:20 Deut
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2:21 am
Amen Brother CHRISTIAN Intellectual. Use the word of God as you shield from the attacks of the false prophet!
All CHRISTIANS know that they must FEAR the lord as they may become to familiar with the lord and offend him, and he might smite you! I prefer not to be smoten!
Pastor Mikeal Gorbachev I accept your challenge. I will come to your land and teach you of the true word of the Lord. The bible tells us that a man must teach his people and that the woman should learn in silence but if your the best your people have to offer then someone has to do something to minister to the doomed souls of your people!
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11:41 pm
Lord Xenu I think you should be careful of Pastor Mikeal Goronvich as he appears to be a member of the Cult of Destiny. Everyone knows New Zealand is full of homogays and a cult of homogays is no place to travel to willingly.
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1:31 am
I am not lord I am but a SERVANT of the lord. Please do not mock my name as as it the only thing I have left from my dear husband. His family can not help were that satanist scifi guy got his names from.
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4:00 pm
We are now in the minority. The Hispanics want to take over.
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8:02 pm
wow simply wow I smell so Much racism over here oh and Miss susan learn your history half of USA still belong to spain ( no treaty whatsover as been signed about htat ) YOU stole them their land oh yeah I remember your supposed destiny manifest I would clean my ass with it it’s only a real fucking Big joke to make you so Important
You are just a Bunch of maggot who doesn’t even deserve respect since you didn’t earned it
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1:33 am
So you think you deserve respect? splattering your satanic 4 letter words all over our beloved webpage?
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10:52 am
You guys make me feel sad to be a christian
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1:49 pm
I am hoping this site is poorly executed satire. For the writers are more ignorant and hateful than the trolls. If it is as such, it is shameful that they not only tarnish the name of the faithful, but could further the ignorance of the sheeples of america who live in fear and anger, not compassion. Quoting the bible won’t save their righteous rhetoric from judgement.
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3:37 pm
you people make me sick im mexican and a regular church goer your evil and going to hell
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3:57 pm
john smith isn’t a mexican name. Try juan something
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4:09 pm
He could be, get this, LYING ABOUT HIS NAME! Eres una puta racista estúpido!
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4:11 pm
estúpida, I think… My spanish is majorly rusty.
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7:55 pm
I am sure all of those metal studs in your head are probably rusty as well, leading to your unamaerican stupidity and sinfulness.
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7:56 pm
Alright Pastor Mikeal Goronvich, I accepted your challenge time to ante up.
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8:20 pm
As usual an intriguing idea what as usual not a very practical idea, crazy cracker!
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8:57 pm
Please someone tell me this site is a parody. Am I missing something? Does it say it somewhere or is everything written with a wink?
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9:14 pm
there is no winking at sin!
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9:08 pm
There is something really wrong going on here… o.O
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9:14 pm
how so?
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5:08 pm
Hebrews can be hard working when motivated enough. They can be honest replacements for Mexican labor in a pinch.
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5:07 am
They did build the pyramids!
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