YO Christwires, It’s yo boy Tracy Morgan here. As you may have heard I got in a bit of troubles lately, when I was doin my thing down in Nashville. I though you could say what ever you wanted in the south! Cause ya’ll some freedom loving peoples. But I been told that ya’ll at Christwires, are real excepting of my freedom of the press. So I was invited to come be a special commentator on your website. This here is gone be the first of a bunch of articles that I write for ya’ll up in here.
I’d like to call this first article for ya’ll, “I F**ked up, you can’t say that S**t about Gay Peoples”.
Well You see I was down in Nashville doing my stand up comedy. I was making the jokes and peoples was laughing, but some of deem peoples was homosexuals. and they ain’t like that shi…stuff that I said. So what did I say? I said that “Gays need to quit being p**sies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.” Then I said “Gay is something that kids learn from the media and programming” Ain’t that true, yo?
God ain’t made no gays? See gays is like a cross between man and woman. To do that God gotta be confused and s**t. God ain’t confused! God is God and is perfect! And if he made you, you is perfect! Gay peoples ain’t perfect!
Now what else did I say? After that I was talking about my son, and I said that he “better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little n**ger to death.” What is so wrong about that? In the 1980′s Bill Cosby told Theo “I brought you into this world and I will take you out” and Cosby is a hero? But I talk about up raising my son and people get mad?
Now during the show I could tell peoples was getting mad up in there so all I said was “I don’t “f*cking care if I piss off some gays, because if they can take a f*cking d**k up their ass … they can take a f*cking joke.” Ain’t that true? If you wanna be sticking someones dingy dangle up in there you can laugh about it, right?
Now everybody in America hates me. I am getting death threats from gays and lesbians and trangenders, over this stupid stuff. Man screw that. Just to make people happy I had to go and meet some little gay peoples the other day, and tell them I was sorry. These was little homeless gay and lesbian teens in New York. Homeless homos is what I called them! But not to they face! I learned that! The meeting was organized by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, and they was people up in there that lost loved ones to hate crimes, too.
You know I’m just tryin to be funny and make peoples laugh, I don’t wanna kill no one. I was just trippin, know what I mean? But, yo, I hears that ya’ll is some real good peoples and that your excepting of my story and my message. SO I be really looking forward to meeting ya’ll and writting for ya’ll!