Infuriated at NY Gays, God Try’s to Stone Them From Space
New York, New York. The city so gay they named it twice-On Monday, God was so infuriated at news that New York had legalized same sex marriage he hurled a giant rock. The rock the size of a bus flew within 7,600 miles of Earths surface.
Christian Scientists believe this was a warning shot, or warning to NY gays to stop being gay.
7,600 miles is closer than some of our man made satellites. The asteroid, named MD 2020 was spotted only a week ago, and is scheduled for a return trip in 2022 and will pose little risk at that time, it is believed.
But we are warned of another mighty God Rock, Scientists say there is a larger asteroid, named 99942 Apophis, which has a 1-in-250,000 chance of hitting the Earth in April 2036, although it could be much sooner if the evil tide of same sex marriage is not over turned soon.
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2:20 pm
We cannot stand by and let gays marry. This will surely be the end of life as we know it if we do.
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2:28 pm
I am glad God felt merciful and only gave us a warning shot. Something like that hitting NYC could spread The Gay through the atmosphere. I am sure we could pray the gay away for ourselves, but I’m not sure about those who might be less righteous.
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4:46 pm
Amen timmay!
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2:36 pm
What if we were to send the Gays into space to block these asteroids?
I recall an excellent documentary film from a few years ago about this very same idea.
That would solve several problems and prove to God that we are serious about salvation.
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4:48 pm
I think it is more economically feasible to send them to mexico with the mexicans
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5:06 pm
Is that distant enough? Perhaps not for my sensibilities, what with living in southern California.
How about Australia? It would be a more traditional destination.
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11:45 pm
If they go to mexico they can walk there, if they go to Australia wh will have the sail them there
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4:14 pm
Sadly…Americans are very ignorant. Whoever gave anyone the right to judge others. Not even God designated a person to do that.
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4:48 pm
oh shut up hippie.
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12:50 am
i respect you opinion susan but i have to point out he has a point my great grandparents and my grandparents always repeated this “treat others how you want to be treated” perhaps you could learn from that
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4:56 pm
you’re right ricky.. it is GOD who is doing the judging, as we saw his jugdment pass so closely to the earth
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6:21 pm
You people are very scary. How DARE you take a natural phenomenon and have the AUDACITY to profess that YOU know what “GOD’s” intentions were! I’ll bet you can’t read any mere HUMAN’s mind but here you are reading GOD’s mind. shame, Shame, SHAME on all of you.
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6:29 pm
Fräulein how dare you question mein gott’s affinity for der Zionist butt-buddies. “Thus inwardly armed with confidence in God and the unshakable stupidity of the voting citizenry, the politicians can begin the fight for the ‘remaking’ of the Reich as they call it” You claim we don’t know gott and that smells like Zionist tricks to me. Mein gott told me to strike down thine Zionists. Please join our movement fräulein help us strike fear into the green Martian hearts of Zionists everywhere. We march on Washington D.C. on der 31st of June. Amen and let Jesus be with you.
-Adolf
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11:55 pm
hows the weather adolf?
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2:21 am
in HELL
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12:51 am
a fháil amach Hitler a bhfuil tú cumhacht nach mó sa domhan
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8:03 pm
Let us pray that God’s aim improves (though I would think He’d had enough practice to be made perfect by now). The weather for San Francisco’s Homo-gay ‘parade’ was supposed to be cold and overcast, but instead was quite beautiful. Perhaps God’s day planner could use an upgrade as well as his aim.
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10:27 pm
If God threw that meteor he wouldn’t have missed.
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11:57 pm
questioning my sources?
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3:09 am
Susan,
you are a sad old lady. I will pray that God forgive you for your ignorance, hate and foolishness. Your life must not have been very happy given all the hate you have in you. God be with you.
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3:30 am
go back to you phish concert hippy
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8:54 am
Try’s? Seriously?
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