New York, New York. The city so gay they named it twice-On Monday, God was so infuriated at news that New York had legalized same sex marriage he hurled a giant rock. The rock the size of a bus flew within 7,600 miles of Earths surface.
Christian Scientists believe this was a warning shot, or warning to NY gays to stop being gay.
7,600 miles is closer than some of our man made satellites. The asteroid, named MD 2020 was spotted only a week ago, and is scheduled for a return trip in 2022 and will pose little risk at that time, it is believed.
But we are warned of another mighty God Rock, Scientists say there is a larger asteroid, named 99942 Apophis, which has a 1-in-250,000 chance of hitting the Earth in April 2036, although it could be much sooner if the evil tide of same sex marriage is not over turned soon.