Is The NFL Lockout Being Caused By Greedy African American Quarterbacks?
One looks to the near future of sporting events in the great United States and we see a void. A large gap in good quality professional football that may or may not be looming on the horizon. The dreaded lockout, and as time ticks away and no agreement is reached good Americans everywhere watch sporting updates and obsessively f5 ESPN.com in an attempt to gain whatever tidbit of knowledge or rumor is out there concerning the fate of our beloved national past time.
But why are we in this position? Could it be that Afro-Saxon quarterbacks are at fault? The shocking answer is yes!
The lockout is happening because players want more money and refuse to play without it. The sad fact is lockouts never happened until teams started relying on Afro-Saxon quarterbacks, Warren Moon being the first coinciding his rookie year with the first recorded lockout. Facts don’t lie, and the facts here, ladies and gentlemen, are disturbing.
Let’s take a look at the Afro-Saxon quarterbacks in the league:
Michael Vick
Eagles
Michael Vick is the classic quarterback thug; he spent ten years in prison for fighting dogs in front of children. He is one of the main voices on the side of dissension when in any decent circumstances he should be quiet in the corner just happy to have a job. Instead he wants more money so he can buy his way back into the dog-fighting circles. He probably also wants to produce a rap album and give money to the Democrats.
Donovan McNabb
Redskins
Not only does he play for the racist Redskin organization yet refuses to admit he is racist, but he is also part of the group of players that refuses to play a sport for anything under ten million dollars a game. McNabb, known in some circles as a traitor for leaving his franchise team the Eagles for greener pastures in the nation’s capital, isn’t even worth what he is getting paid now. The only reason he still starts is because of affirmative action.
Vince Young
Titans
Vince Young doesn’t know whether he wants to play football or sit around collecting unemployment all day. Anglo-Saxon quarterbacks never take a year off; two out of three on this list have already taken more time at home, sans injury, than all the other starting quarterbacks in history. You can’t even guarantee he will make it to the game on Sunday. One of his clauses, no doubt, is that he gets paid even when he is too lazy to show up.
Jason Campbell
Raiders
Of course playing for such a dishonest club as Oakland is the first strike. Being Afro-Saxon doesn’t even make a difference when you play for this team; they are all criminals. Known for cheating to win and hiring Afro-Saxon quarterbacks to appeal to their fans more, the Raiders are a team of Satan. In order to play, you have to sign a pact with Beelzebub himself. Of course Mr. Campbell needs more money to buy more cows to sacrifice to his dark lord Satan.
That is all the Afro-Saxon quarterbacks leading a team in the league, except one who plays for Tampa Bay who doesn’t even merit a mention. These are the players who are behind the lockout. Combined they only won 15 games last year. Bringing us to our next point…
Should Afro-Saxons even be allowed to quarterback?
Many have questioned whether or not it is a wise decision to allow Afro-Saxons control over your team. No Afro-Saxon quarterback has ever won the Super Bowl, and in the cases of Young and Vick, you can’t even be sure if they will show up for work because they either may be in prison or at home sleeping. Also, if you have an Ocho Cinco on your team, who is racist for changing his name to mock the Mexicans, you may already have enough problems and might not want to compound it by putting the monkeys in charge of the circus.
What about the white quarterbacks?
Peyton Manning deserves to get paid more. So does Tom Brady. They produce results for their teams and also win Super Bowls. But when we start paying them more the Afro-Saxons will also want more as well. Affirmative action has finally reared its ugly head in football, and with it has come nothing but destruction and chaos.
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Author: Alex Keating
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12:55 pm
“But why are we in this position? Could it be that Afro-Saxon quarterbacks are at fault? The shocking answer is yes!”
Because black people are responsible for ALL of the world’s ills, right?
Fucking dick.
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1:00 pm
Look at them afro-saxons using their black rage. See what happens when you spoil them with money?
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7:21 pm
White Quarterbacks don’t cause these kinds of problems, look at that nice Matt Hasselback whose sister in-law is one of the greatest conservatives of all time.
The darkness that has overtaken football is a black eye on this nation.
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1:16 pm
RACIST! Holy Christ! “black rage” what the fuck? I should submit this article to the NAACP
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1:38 pm
OMG serious, this is about the most racist thing I have ever read in my life! You so called “christians” should be ashamed of yourself’s for writing this crap. Maybe you guys should get a life and stop writing this smut!
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3:38 pm
personally I wont miss it as it is time best spent serving the lord
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12:40 pm
Which God are you serving?, I´d never read in my Bible, that afro-americans or africans are the result of any sin, or they are less human than me. Jesus die for all of us isn´t he? So why not start reading more your Bible, rather than writing a bunch of crap.
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12:51 pm
You are the one that needs to stop writing crap.
Read your Bible AGAIN ! search for the “curse of Ham” in Genesis.
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3:41 pm
“The dreaded lockout” more like “dreadlocks”
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4:12 pm
The fact that this article is riddled with lies from the start does nothing to hide the fact that this is the most racist thing i’ve seen all year!
Donovan McNab is a true gentleman, a man who keeps his calm and is respectable by any standard. I think it’s time the author of this article learned to be half as classy as Mr McNab.
Also, Vick served 2 years, didn’t demand money (the eagles have just put the Franchise Tag on him, so they’re coughing up the money voluntarily), McNab didn’t demand a trade, the Eagles got rid because they wanted to move forward with Kevin Kolb, AND Washington isn’t half the team Philly is.
Jesus Christ (Oh yeah, i’m gunna blaspheme on your asses) you christians are fucking biased, racist and down right ignorant.
Go To Hell
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5:59 pm
If he was a true gentleman, then why does his hair look so untamed and wild in that picture. Looks pretty spear happy savage to me.
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6:16 pm
So because he has a different hair style you have to make racial slurs? Just come out and say it Adam, you wanna call black people every single damn name in the book. You hate black people, just admit it already.
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6:21 pm
I have nothing against black people. If Donovan McNabb is a professional within an organization, he should look more kempt and presentable. He looks wild in that picture, like a savage.
It matters not the color of your skin, you can go to skid row and see any race of person looking just as wild as Donovan here. He’s supposed to be a quarterback, the leader of the team. Yet, look at him. That is a shame and he is sloppy, just another reason that people like that should not be quarterback. No respect for decency.
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6:31 pm
“I have nothing against black people. If Donovan McNabb is a professional within an organization, he should look more kempt and presentable. He looks wild in that picture, like a savage.”
How many times have you used the words ‘tribal’ and ‘savage’ when talking about black people? Enough times to be considered a racist. Hell, you even said that he looks “pretty spear happy savage to me.” What kind of person would say that? Oh yeah, one who hates black people and thinks they’re savages and monkeys. Even better, I’ve seen a couple times that you and Tyson have even tried to use evolution as an excuse as to why you can call them monkeys, proving that you just want an excuse to make slurs towards them.
“That is a shame and he is sloppy, just another reason that people like that should not be quarterback. No respect for decency.”
Again, because he wears his hair in that fashion means that he’s a bad person? How does that make sense? And what’s so indecent about it? It looks a bit strange, I’ll give you that, but to say that it’s a terrible thing is just ignorant. If anything, YOU are the one that has no respect for decency considering the things YOU’VE done.
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4:37 pm
This is unbelievably racist. Unbelievable particularly for a site supposedly espousing Christian values.
You, the author, your editor, and anyone else involved with this site ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
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4:44 pm
Ok, I recant. I missed the Satire Bus but picked up the next service. I guess my expectations for the lowest common American denominator are pretty low.
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5:57 pm
If you want to know about African-American quarterbacks, all you have to do is look at Michael Vick. He tortured puppies like a sadistic madman. Men like Steve DeBerg and the legendary Len Dawson are some of the greatest quarterbacks the world has seen, ever. You just don’t get that with the black quarterbacks.
They are showboaters. Vick, he is a running back at best and his druggie criminal history fits the bill. You never heard about Joe Montana or Rich Gannon doing things like this. Quaterback and head coach are prestige positions, and if you allow them to be overrun of people of the wrong…content of character, you end up with a Tiger Woods scenario.
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6:26 pm
“If you want to know about African-American quaterbacks, all you have to do is look at Michael Vick. He tortured puppies like a sadistic madman.”
Yes, because as we all know, one person in a community is enough of an example to prove that everyone of that community is like that. I can use this to say that, because I know a Christian man who raped his daughter and killed his son, that all Christians are rapists and murderers, simply because one guy did it.
“Men like Steve DeBerg and the legendary Len Dawson are some of the greatest quarterbacks the world has seen, ever. You just don’t get that with the black quaterbacks.”
You misspelled quarterbacks genius. By your previous statements, that makes everything null and void and makes you retarded. For the sake of argument though, I’ll ignore it.
You REALLY want to say that black people aren’t as good as white people SIMPLY because they’re black? You DO realize that is EXACTLY what it means to be racist, right?
“They are showboaters. Vick, he is a running back at best and his druggie criminal history fits the bill. ”
Now you’re saying that running backs are all criminals, even though your ONE example isn’t even a running back.
“Quarterback and head coach are prestige positions, and if you allow them to be overrun of people of the wrong…content of character, you end up with a Tiger Woods scenario.”
“the wrong…content of character”
Yeah, you wanna say ‘if you allow them to be overrun with black people’, don’t you?
If a black person does something wrong, you use that as an example of ALL black people being like that. If a white person does something wrong, you make it into a political thing and call him a liberal. If a conservative does anything wrong, you say it’s either false, an evil plot by liberals, or something else to toss away the blame.
You’re just a chicken-shit coward, you know that Adam?
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6:33 pm
Nice try, RN. First, show me where I misspelled ‘quarterback’ as you claim. And if a Christian man did such things, he would not be a Christian. You are one big fallacy, aren’t you?
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6:37 pm
“Nice try, RN. First, show me where I misspelled ‘quarterback’ as you claim. ”
“You just don’t get that with the black quaterbacks.”
You missed the typo when I copied/pasted your response to respond to jackass. You also misspelled my name, so again, your point should be considered invalid.
“And if a Christian man did such things, he would not be a Christian. You are one big fallacy, aren’t you?”
You have premarital sex with your nurses, you dream of killing god’s creations, you lie whenever you misspell something. You aren’t a Christian at all, but you certainly call yourself one. Looks like YOU are the fallacy.
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6:53 pm
I looked at my post and there are no misspellings. I also believe you are RN, the lesbian who seduced Claire into a European romance. You are just trying to disguise yourself behind a new name. None of this has to do with the facts of Alex’s article, which shows degeneracy of certain African-American quarterbacks, a degeneracy that’s unprecedented for such an esteemed position. Also, why is Donovan looking so sloppy in that picture?
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7:03 pm
“I looked at my post and there are no misspellings.”
That’s because you edited them. You’re such a coward that you can’t admit to any of your faults. I guess being an administrator of the site or knowing the administrators here gives you that kind of perk that you can just ignore your own grammatical errors.
“I also believe you are RN, the lesbian who seduced Claire into a European romance.”
You’d be wrong. For one thing, RN didn’t ‘seduce’ Claire. Second, she isn’t European, and third, me and her were posting at the same time. Hell, if I recall correctly, someone had the balls to say that they mixed up our names and (gasp) admit they were wrong, unlike you.
“You are just trying to disguise yourself behind a new name.”
And why on earth would that matter? You’d think that if someone WOULD do that, that they’d go for a completely different name. Changing one letter and adding a period in between isn’t enough of a change that one person would do.
There’s also the fact that me and RN were posting around the same time before she left.
“None of this has to do with the facts of Alex’s article”
So you admit that your conspiracy theory has nothing to do with this blog, but rather than say that we’re getting off topic, you just spout it out anyways and then try to keep a straight face.
“which shows degeneracy of certain African-American quarterbacks, a degeneracy that’s unprecedented for such an esteemed position.”
Oh, so NOW you’re trying to save face by saying that only SOME of them are ruining the position of quarterback. Yeah, I ain’t buying it, you think all black people are terrible.
“Also, why is Donovan looking so sloppy in that picture?”
He’s in mid-point/pointing at someone. Granted I don’t know how, maybe someone asking him a question, maybe a shout-out to a buddy or something. Point is, you’re just looking for excuses now.
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7:07 pm
Oh, and even BETTER, you COMPLETELY missed this, instead you actually changed up MY post!
“Quaterback and head coach are prestige positions, and if you allow them to be overrun of people of the wrong”
Yeah, keep denying those errors, you look just ever so dignified!
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6:43 pm
Oh, and I forgot about this little bit too:
“If you want to know about African-American quaterbacks…”
Just in cased you missed it:
“…quaterbacks…”
So yeah, it was a nice try, because I succeeded, whereas YOU have failed and got pissy, acting as if you were some kind of flawless being.
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8:30 pm
Typical christwire, blame it on the negros
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9:14 pm
will someone please be upfront and disclose wether or not this website is satire or not? i honestly dont know if you people are joking.
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9:23 pm
Heathen! Doubter, your lack of faith sickens me so much I could scream! You need to accept Jesus Christ into your heart heathen! Refute Satan as he is your current God!
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9:27 pm
you know i honestly think the site is supposed to be satire BUT there are some crazy people on here taking it way to serious and I cant tell which of these so called “christians” that support this site are in on the joke and which ones are just crazy
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9:54 pm
I can assure you this piece of investigative journalism is not a joke. Saving souls is not a laughing matter.
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10:02 pm
Well your not doing a very good job.
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10:22 pm
I am doing an excellent job. That’s why you responded three times. Because your soul hungers for the Lord.
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10:31 pm
You are arrogant as hell! Havent you people realized that we come on here to prove your idiot ideas wrong?
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10:31 pm
Or maybe you’re an idiot who needs a reality check.
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10:34 pm
Oh please I would just love to hear what your reality check is, because I guarantee my reality check to you is much bigger
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1:19 am
I was talking to Alex.
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5:00 am
I am a white South African and this has to be the most racist Article i have ever read. Wow, you American Christians are by far the worst people on the face of the planet,( you know the whole world thinks your by far the most stupidest nation out there and it clearly shows with idiots like these) you should all be dragged out into the street and shot in the head! Your all so disgustingly nasty, worst kind of racist I have ever come across, and believe me I know about racism, i come from a country with a dark past and by the looks of this article you clearly need a lesson!!
I would love for you to come and try and preach this article out here in the South Africa, you wouldn’t make it out alive!
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