Japanese eat crap…no…Really, they eat crap!
OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN, looking down on your fair creation, I know today you weep as you look upon the Japanese. I am so sorry for you!
I don’t know if the Japanese are born messed up, possibly from those megatons of American pride we dropped on them in the 40′s or if their culture turns them into horrible people worthy of gods tsunami wrath.
It seems that even the traditional liberal media are even picking up on this. It is being reported by digitaltrends.com that in response to a “population boom” (due in no part to the copious amounts of animated porn they watch I am sure) Japanese scientists have created food from human waste matter. That is right, Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
DISGUSTING!!!
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
Even the dirty hippie dirt worshipers have gotten behind this poopsickle.
“the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/international/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/
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8:10 pm
Pure filth. Anyone who eats these is sure to get a new disease like the one God gave to gays.
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12:10 am
I think that communist homogays are behind this because we all know that they are all fecal addicts.
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12:42 am
Just throw as many hot words as you possibly can into one sentence, fuck common sense or logic, right?
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7:35 pm
typical LN
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11:00 am
as a homo-grown terrorist homogayman myself, i am glad to see we are finally striking back at Christianity with our long awaited Operation Crapwich. With the help of them japs, we will mount this world and diddle its backside.
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11:01 am
oh i forgot: Muahahahahahaha!!!
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7:00 pm
Listen, this isn’t funny…I read recently that our government is valiantly fighting to control a Japanese Crap infestation happening in the great lakes at this very moment. Let’s pray for success…!
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7:19 pm
how did their crap get all the way over her?
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7:39 pm
My own personal in depth knowlege of history tells me that it was probably brought over thru Ellis Island on the immigrant ships from Japan. It also could have been brought over by slave ships from Africa, who were known to enslave various Asian groups to cook and do laundry on the voyages. They released their bilge water in the Erie canal and the infestation grew. I think the tru name of the infestation is Asian Crap but since they’re all the same we can just call it Japanese Crap as well. I guess it’s kinda like that giant “garbage island” out in the Pacifican Ocean but only in the great Lakes…
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12:48 am
Those squint eye honkeys are pretty F’ed up
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5:11 pm
aww man dats gross eating peoples crap like that!
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11:18 am
you’re right tracy. if i ever found out my son was eating japaenese poopsicle steaks i would stab him to death
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4:39 am
WHAT YU STUPID AMERICAN SAY?
I SEE YU GRANNY!
I COME TO YUR PLACE AND SHOVE CHOPSTICK UP YUR ASS.
BETTER MAKE IT 20 PAIRS,U PROLLY LOOSE AS FUCK,FARTING ALL THAT DUST.
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4:43 am
and goddamn grandma!
didnt yur expiration date already come?
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