Lightning Fast Chinese Death Snail Brutally Strikes and Eats a Worm
Nature is vicious and today we see that even a Chinese Snail is terrifying.
Sources report that this snail is genetically engineered by the Chinese, a part of a plan by their government to unleash an invasive species in America to wipe out all of our worms.
As any agriculturalist can tell you, worms are a vital part of this nation. Their activity loosens and aerates the soil, allowing America’s Heartland to thrive and provide food for all of us to eat. This species mates with the ferocity of Mexican jackrabbits and has a high r value with little predators due to its toxic out integument, meaning it can quickly spread across our nation once the Chinese sneak them into the country.
The lives of our Americans worms, and therefore our agriculture and weekend fishing trips are in peril. Look at this shocking footage. Notice how the snail moves impossibly fast for a creature famed for being slow.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNxQfVNVR8
A Death Dragon strike, from but a snail. The power of Chinese scientists continue to grow and they have no moral bearing to ground them, so we all are at risk.
This snail is even more proof why we must nuke China while we are still ahead.
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Author: Adam Nelson
6:12 am
Adam you racist fuck, what has the video got to with the Chinese the video says in the the description it’s a snail native to New Zealand.
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6:16 am
Since when did we start to believe Chinese lies?
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5:21 pm
There’s the opinion that the Chinese are evil, then there’s the belief. The difference is one of these things can change while the other is founded in pure hatred.
“The lives of our Americans worms, and therefore our agriculture and weekend fishing trips are in peril. ”
You DO realize that the snail would have to be brought en masse over here in order for there to be any effect on the worm population, right? Oh, and what about birds that eat worms, or other animals native to America that eat them? Should we hunt them in fear of their diet ruining our agriculture or fishing trips?
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12:52 am
You dolt. Do you not understand the danger of invasive species?
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1:08 am
Again, they have to be brought over en masse in order for them to be a danger, and unless someone is deliberately shipping these things over here, the odds of it being THAT much of a problem is close to none. If you DO see one, then by all means kill it, but don’t go suggesting that we nuke China and Japan.
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9:36 am
Adam, you are so fucking stupid it’s unbelievable.
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11:48 am
What was the point of this? That snails eat worms? Ok I think just about everyone knows that, except you of course.
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12:16 pm
The point is that China and Japan are incalculably dangerous. Just yesterday in Japan, there was a report that they managed to create a chart-topping pop star THAT WAS NOT EVEN REAL. NO ONE KNEW THE GIRL WAS FAKE BECAUSE SHE LOOKED SO LIFE LIKE. ALL COMPUTERS.
The fact is that these Asians are creating all this new age technology so they can take us over. We gotta nuke them now.
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12:20 pm
You are paranoid and delusional, no one is trying to come up with a technology to take us over.
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12:23 pm
Then why does Japan now have technology that can mimick the face of anyone. You could think it is Obama giving a speech on tv, but it’s just Japanese video tech playing out what you want to hear while they plot our demise.
Did you not hear about their new lifelike video technology?
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12:28 pm
I, for one, did. The “new” addition to their group was a computer generated composite of the other girls in the. Truly frightening. I immediately had the same thought — first they fool their populace, and then next they computer generate our politicians and fool us.
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12:36 pm
Exactly.
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12:29 pm
Where do you get this shit from? I really would like to know.
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12:37 pm
From the news, from reality, a place you try to pretend does not exist. The fact that Japan has this technology and you are ignorant about it speaks wonders about the state of our society.
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12:40 pm
You know why most people don’t know about it? Because it is not relevant in our lives, I don’t see a single news report coming through claiming Japan is trying to take us over by using the holograms, thats because its not happening.
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12:47 pm
http://gizmodo.com/5596670/if-japan-has-its-way-you-will-see-holographic-games-in-the-2022-world-cup
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5:26 pm
Adam, Japan is our ally, our friend, our partner. They may not support us in war, but they support us in business. To show utter hatred of them simply because they’re Japanese is nothing short of racism, and you’re trying to act as if everyone is an enemy of America.
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12:54 am
Japan tried to destroy the dollar in the 80s and 90s. As we spent and spent to finally kill the Soviet Union, Japan used the opportunity to buy up bonds and undercut our business. You’re probably to young to remember when all the talk we have of China being scary, it was all directed toward Japan. They tried to destroy our economy, much like China is doing now.
Japan just hit a recession, luckily for us, during the 90s as we were praying to get Buffalo Bill out of office.
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1:12 am
Explain what the hell you’re talking about Adam. If this is true then there’s bound to be articles about it. Dig those up and then we’ll talk about the legitimacy of your statement.
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1:24 am
Are you really that daft? You did not know about Japan’s economic threat to us?
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1:34 am
Obviously not, if it even happened. Again, back it up, not everything is as ‘knowledgeable’ as you think it is; if what happened happened, then there’s bound to be articles or newspaper clippings or something that covered it.
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1:39 am
Yeah, so get off your lazy Obamacare dimpled butt and look the articles up. Yen was a threat and so was Japan’s growign economic might. Their automobile and tech industries were undercutting ours, to the point of being criminal. Our economy was tied in a battle of will with the USSR and the Japanese were trying to use this to usurp our economic might. They fell and they fell hard. Japan is still suffering and they had that one coming, just like when we had to bomb them. Just too bad we only firebombed Tokyo.
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1:43 am
That doesn’t explain how they were trying to destroy the US dollar, that just explains that they were doing well economically speaking, and then fell down a bit.
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2:23 pm
“We gotta nuke them now.”
Of course, a month from now Adam will deny EVER having said that we should nuke China. We’ll post the quote and he’ll say that we “took it out of context”.
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5:33 pm
Madame,
You are already taking it out of context.
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1:33 am
Why would we not nuke China if given the threat. EVeryone is rightfully terrified of the yellow menace, so why not give them some explosively yellow cake to make it all come full circle?
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1:36 am
The only one afraid of China is you and racist idiots like you. Oh, and nice use of racism there, nice touch.
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1:40 am
I am not racist and we need to be ready to take military action against China. China is the new USSR, so we must be ready on all fronts.
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1:42 am
“I’m not racist, I just want to kill all Chinese people because I think a snail from New Zealand came from them! Oh, and I also hate the Japanese for what they did to the Chinese!”
That’s exactly what you’re saying right now.
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5:24 pm
China and Japan hate each other and only remain on good terms just so neither one of them starts shit. And do keep in mind that Japan’s technology can drive others to reach that level as well. Think about it; you have a rival who’s good at something and everyone knows it. What do you do? You try to match their level in that skill and regardless of the outcome, you come out better. That’s pretty much what it’s like. Once that kind of technology becomes cheaper, everybody is going to be using it.
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1:46 am
They don’t hate each other, they are both communists and the same species.
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1:56 am
True and utter racism stated right there.
China is communism, Japan is parliament.
While China and Japan are certainly Asian and of the human race, what you’re implying is not that case. That’s the same as saying that Americans, Germans, French, British, Australian, and Irish people are the same. The fact is, the culture and history of Japan and China has one that’s always had the two on opposite sides. Saying anything otherwise is just insulting to them and showing ignorance.
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7:56 am
NO ! I am not a racist.
They have the same culture. They both hate Capitalism, God and America, they love karate, they eat rice, they have strange eyes and they speak the same language.
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6:00 pm
You are racist and you are Not intelliectual, 1 they doN,t speak the same language at all if you could learn their language you would see but you don’t have the brain to comprehend this, too abd I guess
Japan HAVE a communist party ( not In power ) they are IN favour of democracy was AGAINST the war in 1940′s
Japan is THIRD in economy while chinese is SECOND
you are Blindly racist and scared for Nothing the Biggest menace is you we should Nuke you but we won’t why because we doN,t want other people to paid for your stupidity
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6:41 pm
Madame,
I’m afraid it’s more complex than you imagine. Those Asians really like to stick together.
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8:50 pm
Good for them! I’m proud!
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12:34 pm
http://www.wisn.com/r/28346475/detail.html
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12:37 pm
So it was a publicity stunt, nothing more, still don’t see where they are trying to take over the world.
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12:39 pm
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIpYpRobez4
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12:42 pm
Keep in mind she is a fake. She is generated from real images of people but is actually just a computer image, a cartoon created by the Japanese. Does not look so fake does it? How is this not scary?
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2:31 pm
becuz this is where Devil may Cry 1-5 and all the kick ass anime and video games and funny game shows!!!
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5:28 pm
Because they do stuff like that purely for entertainment purposes? Technology is evolving, it was only a matter of time before we as the human race were able to make images like that.
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12:49 am
Yeah, and we thought it was cute when they learned how to make our airplanes too. Well guess what? 3,000 dead carcasses later at Pearl Harbor, we learned the Japs will twist technology for evil every time. They are back stabber betrayers, LN. Wake up.
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1:13 am
The government isn’t being controlled by an idiot, and the leader of the attack on Pearl Harbor even knew that they would lose if they attacked us. However, since no one could betray the government without severe repercussions, they all had to go along with it.
You’re nothing more than a racist prick who holds old grudges against the people of today. The government knows better than to start shit with countries, and considering how the major goal of every country is to be profitable, there’s no reason why they’d attack us.
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1:22 am
I don’t want to hear excuses. They murdered 3,000 Americans for no reason but sheer evil. We did not attack them and were trying to deal with our recession, yet they made allies with ADOLF HITLER and massacred the Chinese, without provocation.
These people have no morals and we had no choice but to give Japan a good nuking, or they would have kept coming. The same is with China now. They follow the Japanese Empires old habits and want to destroy us, so we need to wipe them out first.
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1:30 am
“I don’t want to hear excuses. They murdered 3,000 Americans for no reason but sheer evil.”
And we killed 150,000 to 246,000 lives just to get back at them, and they suffered even more with the recent earthquake that with 8,000 to 12,000 people dead. Saying that we haven’t gotten back at them yet is nothing more than hatred coming out.
“We did not attack them and were trying to deal with our recession, yet they made allies with ADOLF HITLER and massacred the Chinese, without provocation.”
You want to kill the Chinese, so why do you even care? Hell, you should be CHEERING that one! And do keep in mind that men in power are often tempted with even more for bending their beliefs.
“These people have no morals and we had no choice but to give Japan a good nuking, or they would have kept coming.”
They had morals, they were just forced to deal with a government that was ruled by idiots.
“The same is with China now. They follow the Japanese Empires old habits and want to destroy us, so we need to wipe them out first.”
No they don’t, they control enough of the work force of American products, along with the rest of the world. Why would they want to attack anyone when they’re set for life? They have a playground and admission is cheap, and you’re a company looking for a playground to play in. Now, you can either pay out the ass to make your own, or you can pay China nowhere near as much and get the same results. Any businessman looking for a profit is going to get the Chinese to help make the products they want to sell so that they can earn that profit, and China knows this, why ruin a good thing?
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1:35 am
Hey, we were provocated. Hitler was burning Jewish people in ovens. The Japanese were raping China, literally pouring acid on their captives and infesting fleas with Bubonic plague, then dropping them all across China. We had no choice but to stop Japan’s evil empire, they would have completely wiped out China.
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1:39 am
“Hey, we were provocated. Hitler was burning Jewish people in ovens.”
No one knew about that until we jumped in, and AFTER we managed to push them back. The media and people were NOT told of the concentration camps, or at least the events that went on in them, until the news broke out. The people were just filled with too much manipulated hatred to care.
“The Japanese were raping China, literally pouring acid on their captives and infesting fleas with Bubonic plague, then dropping them all across China. We had no choice but to stop Japan’s evil empire, they would have completely wiped out China.”
And again, with the hatred of China that you’ve displayed, why do you even care what happened to them? You’re calling for the nuking of ‘the yellow menace’, so why show this sudden concern for them? Saying one minute that you hate Japan for what they did to China, then saying the next that you hate China for it existing isn’t helping your case out at all. In fact it’s making it worse.
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1:43 am
The fact remains, Japan was destroying China and had planned to wipe the nation out. Hitler was to push East while Japan pushed West, with our armies crippled from the Pearl Harbor attack. Japan actually had planned to take our Western seaboard so they could have full reign in destroying China and exploiting her resources.
All of this has nothing to do with us, but the leaders of that time. The lesson we learned was that Japan is incalculably dangerous. They were out for blood and power. We had to set them straight.
And we must not forget that lesson.
China and Japan are dangerous and we learned from WW2, the only way to keep them honest is to dominate them. The only option we have for China is to wipe out their sparse major cities.
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1:50 am
“The fact remains, Japan was destroying China and had planned to wipe the nation out.”
Oh, that fact certainly remains, but the question is why you’re trying to use that as ‘proof’ that the Japanese are evil when you consider your immense hatred for China?
“Hitler was to push East while Japan pushed West, with our armies crippled from the Pearl Harbor attack. Japan actually had planned to take our Western seaboard so they could have full reign in destroying China and exploiting her resources.”
Again, you care about what Japan did to China without caring about China.
“All of this has nothing to do with us, but the leaders of that time. The lesson we learned was that Japan is incalculably dangerous. They were out for blood and power. We had to set them straight.”
Which we already did 50 times over AT LEAST. Anything more is nothing but an unprovoked attack on them and stems from the racist attitude of a piece of shit like you.
“And we must not forget that lesson.”
What lesson? That men in power are idiots and that humanity as a whole will fall to doing evil things for power? That’s one that’s written all over the history books. Have you ever noticed that it’s always the power-mad fools in the wars of history that manage to get beaten when invading countries?
“China and Japan are dangerous and we learned from WW2, the only way to keep them honest is to dominate them. The only option we have for China is to wipe out their sparse major cities.”
Yeah, then you’ll be bitching about the prices of all your goods and entertainment being so high because of Obama when the truth is that all of that stuff’s makers are located in China, a country that is pretty much harmless when people decide to not fuck with them.
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1:55 am
China is scaring our generals because they are building their armies up too much. They are getting ready for war and you know they are gunning for us. We have to hit them hard and fast. We need a Christian president in the White House in 2012 who will see that China is harboring terrorits and all it would take from us is a surprise nuking, a good 40 for good measure, fired at each major city.
We will meet with the UN in secret and do this, for the good of humanity. It pains my heart to think this has to happen, but unless we want global annihilation if we let China keep building up to Cold War Russian levels of arms, we must wipe them out.
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2:02 am
“China is scaring our generals because they are building their armies up too much. They are getting ready for war and you know they are gunning for us.”
Oh no! They’re fortifying their defenses! That SURELY must mean that they’re going to go to war with us!
What about all the other countries? France and Britain are increasing their armies, surely THEY are going to attack us to! Oh the horror!
/sarcasm
“We have to hit them hard and fast. We need a Christian president in the White House in 2012 who will see that China is harboring terrorits and all it would take from us is a surprise nuking, a good 40 for good measure, fired at each major city.”
Yes, because only a Christian president will decide fuck human lives and let’s attack a country that hasn’t done anything to anyone in a good long awhile, because that makes a good lot of sense.
“We will meet with the UN in secret and do this, for the good of humanity.”
The UN will NEVER allow this to happen, and you know it. Next you’ll be saying that we should nuke the members of the UN and anyone who disagrees. You’re nothing more than a power-mad fool who’s hellbent on ending everything.
“It pains my heart to think this has to happen, but unless we want global annihilation if we let China keep building up to Cold War Russian levels of arms, we must wipe them out.”
‘Pains your heart’? You have no heart and you’re RELISHING and just ECSTATIC about the idea of killing off an entire country, leveling it to the ground!
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6:03 pm
pearl harbour pearl harbour Oh yeah The attack you deserved because you decided to do an Oil embargo ?
the art of Pissing people off don’t you ?
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5:10 pm
actually these girl are real the group actually exist
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8:53 pm
Close inpection reveals realistic hair physics, but not realistic cohesion. I could have told it was shopped without your help, but that’s still interesting. Very good, but I kind of think using mocap electrodes is cheating.
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2:44 pm
At the least we need to invade Alberta now so we have the resources to fight the Chinese, Muslims, Gays and Denmark at the same time.
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6:06 pm
You can have alberta if you want it’s conservative anyway
in the next election Harper will Just Lose his place
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4:25 pm
tat was indeed terrifying, I am glad I was wearing a depends!
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1:12 am
No they don’t. They have low predation rates and high reproductive value. They will quickly escalate. California has an imported snail whose ‘larval’ stage is adversly affecting the population dynamics of the newt and tree frog, two native species. There is another invader, the Argentinian ant, who is both a nuisance and causing erosion in vital areas that need chaparral for fire cycling. These species can come over as a few and within five years, cause environmental catastrophe.
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1:16 am
Well then, rather than bitch about the source, how about killing off the little buggers, hm? And do keep in mind, the snail is native to New Zealand, so your talk of nuking Japan and China is still just racist bullshit.
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1:19 am
It is not so easy, because they multiply so quickly. See the problem we’re facing, LN? So when China starts shipping these little buggers into our country, we’re in for a world of economic doom. If we nuke them now, we get a preemptive strike.
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1:22 am
China isn’t shipping these things, it’s native to New Zealand, and it’s not anyone but God’s fault that the creatures are alive in the first place.
Admit it, you’re a racist prick who hates China because of it’s roots and history, and you’re going to grab any chance you possibly can to justify genocide against them. This is a snail that’s not native to China, and yet you want to murder every single person living in China just because that snail exists.
How the fuck do you sleep at night? Knowing that you’re nothing more than a murderer pretending to save lives.
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1:31 am
This is some serious investigative reporting. You used statistics within the context of ecology to report on this devastating devil dragon snail… certainly have struck fear into this homogay.
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2:14 am
As a healer, it tears my heart apart to know that the day is coming, where we will be faced off with the Blood Dragon nation of China. Satan has let his influence on China be known for a millenia, if not more.
The lines are drawn and the match it set. We will be faced with a furious enemy, one’s whose jealousy goes beyond the economic and into a cosmic battle we cannot even fathom. China’s fury with America is not just about Earthbound topics: it goes much deeper, my friends.
China hates us because Satan hates God. Satan hates the fact that humans were create in God’s image and can have redemption. And just as the great devil tempted Eve to fornicate with him in Eden, he now makes China lust to spill the innocent blood of America. Satan is a seductress and China has been seduced. Now they only see red, a rampaging bull dragon’s fury and we are the matador, our allies the rodeo clowns.
Or so Satan thinks.
Friends, we are more than just actors on a stage. We have the playwriter, God, as our leader and he will write victory for us, if we only open our hearts and believe. Do you believe we can withstand the coming onslaught of Satan and his dragon armies?
I do. And you do too, deep in your heart. We must strike down this dragon nation with a golden blade of morality, an explosive heat of freedom, a fire which no creature can withstand. And we must strike the dragaon again and again, until its head falls in defeat and peace can endure for all humanity, with their champion America standing alone as the lone superpower, only subservient to our God of infinite wisdom. Glory.
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2:26 am
“As a healer, it tears my heart apart to know that the day is coming, where we will be faced off with the Blood Dragon nation of China. Satan has let his influence on China be known for a millenia, if not more.”
‘As a doctor, it tears my heart apart to know that one day my dream of China being destroyed will come true, and all of that money possible they had won’t go to me, oh sigh’
Give me a fucking break, you don’t give two shits about China, and your ‘heart’ isn’t breaking. Considering how you wanted to give Haiti the plague and stated several times that you wanted to nuke every other country, you’re just a murderer waiting to happen. You talk about senselessly killing things all the time and how you dream about it happening, don’t give me that ‘I’m a good person’ bullshit you try to feed to everyone.
“China hates us because Satan hates God. Satan hates the fact that humans were create in God’s image and can have redemption. And just as the great devil tempted Eve to fornicate with him in Eden, he now makes China lust to spill the innocent blood of America. Satan is a seductress and China has been seduced. Now they only see red, a rampaging bull dragon’s fury and we are the matador, our allies the rodeo clowns.”
Blame everything on Satan, that’s why you want to kill all of China, because of Satan. Hate to break it to you, but that’s not how religion works.
“Friends, we are more than just actors on a stage. We have the playwriter, God, as our leader and he will write victory for us, if we only open our hearts and believe.”
‘Believe that only the white man can rule this land!’ That’s the belief you have, just admit it. (p.s. That’s not how play writer is written.)
“I do. And you do too, deep in your heart. We must strike down this dragon nation with a golden blade of morality, an explosive heat of freedom, a fire which no creature can withstand. And we must strike the dragaon again and again, until its head falls in defeat and peace can endure for all humanity, with their champion America standing alone as the lone superpower, only subservient to our God of infinite wisdom. Glory.”
Wow, you mixed racism AND master racism mixed into a war call. I will give you credit sir, only the ones with true hatred burning in the very core of their soul can come up with something like that. (p.s. You misspelled dragon once.)
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6:32 pm
Oh man … you are not serious ?
and you said you are not racist Nor you are not a terrorist THIS IS a perfect exemple of Terrorism and Racism
you Think american can’t be terrorist or what ?
you wnated to destroy a whole country for what ? for Nothing ? because they are successful and they doN,t follow the American empire ideology it is what you think seriously it’s not Al quaida we should lock in Gitmo but You
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6:37 pm
Madame,
Now you are just being silly. That lack of seriousness calls your entire argument into question.
We don’t lock up people named “Nelson” at Guantanamo Bay.
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5:13 pm
1. I’m a Man 2. You are just an Impostor and 3. we are supposed to lock Up terrorist In guantanamo Bay No ? Adam would fit perfectly this description very well as the rest of you as well
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3:11 am
We should exterminate all vermin serpents from the world.
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8:54 pm
One word, when used correctly, prevents this hatred and ignorance: EDUCATION
What we have just seen is an example of NATURE!
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9:06 am
i thought they ate everything that moves?
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