More Proof That Cats Are Evil: Cat Lusts to Eat a Baby
Cats are vermin unto the Earth. Much like women, cats were created by God to be a pet for men. And much like women, cats fell from natural order by becoming involved in an illicit scheme by Satan, which damned them eternally.
Women were created pure, right from the ribs of the Son of God. So imagine the sorrow in God and Adam’s heart when they found out Eve was drunk with the spirit of fornication. She gapped her legs in the Garden of Eden and let Satan have his way with her pristine Sally Jessy. She let him slide his satan scepter and spit the poisonous venom of evil DNA right into the human genome, forever corrupting us until we leave these bodies to be judged guilty or innocent for heaven or hell.
Now, the thing to understand is that cats are just as corrupt. Their main corruption occurred in the ancient Egypt, where they were worshiped as Gods and used in bizarre devil worship ceremonies. In Egypt, Satan called himself ‘Ra’ and tried to take credit for creating the Sun, when in reality we all know it was God who created the Heavens and Earth as proven in the Bible.
In their bizarre Ra-Set worship, cats became infested with demonic spirits and began to have unnatural glows in their eyes and to this very day, you can hear a cat homosexually hiss and roar with the gay pride of Satan. Yes, cats are now a very homosexual animal and this is why you see single men in tight leather chapped jeans always taking a fondness to several cats as pets. Cats are the gay helpmeet.
But if that was not all enough proof, again we saw just how evil cats could be when they helped witches at Salem possess entire towns of proto-Americans. The tales are scary and you could read the history of how cats gave people the power to levitate, float in water, survive fire and even cast curses. These cats are called ‘familiars’ and the evil Stephanie Meyer move “The Harry Potter Series” tries to make kids once again learn the devil’s magic and to use cats to enhance their power through demonics.
And that brings us to today. Where we still see cats as one of the greatest vermin and threats to all mankind. In the following terrifying video, we see a cat lust to eat a baby.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT7_CtjEVFU
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Author: Adam Nelson
5:20 pm
satan laughs when your cat lifts up its tail,shows you its forbidden zone and exits the room. everyone knows these animals are evil…..i say use them as a food source.perhaps we can end world hunger.
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6:09 pm
Leave it up to the japanese if they’re eating poop they will soon eat pussy
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6:10 pm
OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN, I meant to write pussy CATS!!!
sometimes I really wish you could delete posts on here
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5:42 pm
“Much like women, cats were created by God to be a pet for men.”
“I’m not sexist, I just think that women are inferior and were created as playthings for men.” – Adam Nelson
“Women were created pure, right from the ribs of the Son of God.”
Woman did not come from the rib of man. Most likely females came before males did, as all embryos start out as female.
“as proven in the Bible.”
Well there’s an oxymoron!
“helped witches at Salem possess entire towns of proto-Americans.”
Those accused and killed in Salem during the Witch Trials were innocent. The ones who were actually flirting with witchcraft were the ones doing the accusing – teenagers with nothing better to do.
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6:11 pm
shouldnt you be on lolcats dear?
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6:18 pm
Shouldn’t you be giving handjobs to the homeless guys who live next to the Deli?
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6:26 pm
shouldnt you be pleasuring your husband bruce like a good christian wife?
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6:32 pm
I thought that premarital pleasuring was frowned upon by you Christians.
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6:37 pm
Its not premarital if you are his wife you dumb whorelot, learn to read!
“shouldnt you be pleasuring your husband bruce like a good christian wife?”
that is what I asked.
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7:23 pm
Yeah, but we’re not married, you old skank.
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6:27 pm
YO!!! You can’t be talkin to grandma like that! Look at her! She’s old and shit!
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6:28 pm
my bad christwires, I didn’t mean to use bad words like that. I apologizzes.
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6:40 pm
It’s ok deary, Claire brings out the worst in people. Thank you for your defense.
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7:12 pm
LMAO good one Claire!!
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12:37 am
Is you and Claire lesbions? Ya’ll seem to be all up on one anothers jocks and stuff.
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12:24 pm
No Mr. Jordan, we’re not lesbians.
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6:47 pm
“I hate cats and I’m going to make up shit and say it’s in the bible!”
That’s Adam for ya.
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8:09 pm
That video shows what liberal parents will do to their baby. If they can’t abort the precious white child before it is born, they will put it at risk in the mouth of a homo-cat to end its sweet life.
I can assure you that this family does not pray!
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4:06 pm
You do realize this is at a zoo, and the lion is behind glass, right? That the child is in no way shape or form in any amount of danger.
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8:53 pm
I feel quite insulted. As a woman, as an animal lover and as a cat owner.
Firstly, we are not pets for the man. I’m not saying that men should be our pets either. Women and men are the same: we love, we hate, we fear, we have ambitions and RIGHTS. If there was a real equality, feminism wouldn’t exist. Simple as that. Love your wife, your mother, your sister and your female friends, and treat them the same way you would like to be treated.
Second, please don’t insult the egyptians. They were a very rich culture that made great advances in science, maths and engineering.
Third, cats might be mischievous, but they’re not evil. It’s their instinct that leads them to pounce on things, shred paper and fabric and claw at everyting. They’re just trying to improve their hunting skills.
And last but not least: that’s a lion, not a cat. They need to hunt and kill naturally, for food. And being caged doesn’t help the least: wouldn’t you panic and feel nervous if you were trapped in a place that is not your home with dozens of people watching you, laughing at you and throwing things at you daily?
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9:24 pm
lady, its a cat. dont get all steamed and start with more of that neo-lib,grrrl power man-hating that all you sinful harlots like to weaponize!!truth is cats have uncontrolled populations,spread disease,kill prize llamas,and last-but certainly not least-love to steal the milk scented breath of fine rich white christian babies!! how could that ever be acceptable? if you really like them, get more. be a cat lady! sure you’ll smell bad,people will laugh and naughty teens will throw things at you…….bright side is, your poor uneducated children wson’t have to cash out their 401(k) to bury you- cats eat corpses.
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9:59 pm
My dear, do not insult me, for I’m not insulting you nor any of the people here. Stick to the speech codes or don’t speak at all.
Cats have uncontrolled populations because some people prefer to kick them from their houses instead of neutering them or giving them to a new family or an animal refuge. They spread diseases because their owners don’t give them their vaccines. They DON’T kill llamas. They do like milk, but they wouldn’t dare to kill a baby, they just can’t. Babies are bigger than cats.
And, dear sir, I do have a cat. His name is Micheletto. He is a beautiful golden tabby and a loyal friend. I saved him from dying frozen in the street and now he loves me. I don’t plan on getting a pet that I can’t take care of – that’s unfair for the poor animal.
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5:32 am
who do you think insulted you? if you are so righteous, so morally correct, it wouldn’t bug you when you hear someone else. unfortunately, you seem to be convinced you are the smartest person in the room-and that’s sad. don’t get uptight,and don’t get self- righteous. what Are you gonna do? you gonna angrily pound your keyboard and really show me up? gonna send out a mass e-mail? boycott me from the local starbucks? nobody cares about your cat but you.get over yourself.
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12:27 pm
Uh, YOU insulted her, dipshit:
“lady, its a cat. dont get all steamed and start with more of that neo-lib,grrrl power man-hating that all you sinful harlots like to weaponize!!”
And I’m not just referring to the horrible grammar and punctuation.
And here:
“sure you’ll smell bad,people will laugh and naughty teens will throw things at you…….bright side is, your poor uneducated children wson’t have to cash out their 401(k) to bury you- cats eat corpses.”
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2:49 pm
… wow… I’m sure that the only one pounding his keyboard here is you. Remember – self-control is your friend!
And no, I’m not the smartest person in the room. In fact, I’m sure that I could learn a few things from some of the people here.
Have you seen me insulting or rampaging against any of the people here? I’m pretty sure that I have measured my words when writing here.
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9:35 pm
Tor a teenaged islamacist from Uragay Nogalina sure write good American English…I’m starting to think she isn’t who she says she is.
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10:06 pm
I am who I am because I was born and I exist. I am a proud Argentinian teenager Muslimah. I know how to speak and write proper english because since I was a little girl I used to listen to music with english lyrics, watch movies in english with no subtitles and reading books in english. Being from a certain country doesn’t mean that I’ll be an ignorant savage with no knowledge of what happens past the walls of my house.
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10:18 pm
Tor?do u mean for. plus….cats……..FUCKIN RULE!
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12:57 am
This site is trash.
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5:47 am
A man should only own a dog. Anything else is a sin to the Lord.
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12:25 pm
Heh, so I guess you’re saying beyond my dog, my 11 cats & 15 fish tanks[1 saltwater, others freshwater with betta rescues since I like life so much] are all a sin? Well…atleast I like my sinful life…and I *LOVE* oppressing *YOUR* god because mine isn’t as weak and as much as of pussy as yours seems to be where he can’t control animals and they are a threat to him…
I atleast I get more affection and companionship from them in 1 day then you do or ever will get from anything in your entire miserable life.
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6:00 am
what the …
this is just confusing.
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6:36 am
no one can help that cats are evil. its a fact like water is wet. you cant disprove it.i feel saddened that the young muslim tries to infect this holy site with her godless cat loving. the only good thing about them is their possibility as a food source. plentiful,self-replenishing food. after all, in the book of genesis we were told we were given all of the beasts of the field to feed ourselves. and just to prevent the inevitable feelings argument,we’ve got feelings,too. hunger is not a great one.
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12:29 pm
I guess nobody can help that that kid in your avatar is evil, either.
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4:39 pm
Look at its mouth water. That cat wants to devour that child.
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4:59 pm
It’s a fucking lion. You’re trying to tell people that house cats are evil, by showing them a video of a fucking lion.
You’re just blind Adam, stop going bat-shit insane. Oh, and for the record, you completely butchered this sentence: “These cats are called ‘familiars’ and the evil Stephanie Meyer move “The Harry Potter Series” tries to make kids once again learn the devil’s magic and to use cats to enhance their power through demonics.”
1. Stephanie Meyer did not write the Harry Potter series.
2. The series started out as a book series.
3. You misspelled ‘movie’.
4. At no point does a cat assist anyone in any form of magic in the series.
5. At no point is the word ‘familiar’ uttered in the way you’re thinking in the series.
6. You are nothing more than a liar.
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5:15 pm
1. Yes she did.
2. Who cares, it is all evil.
3. It happens sometimes. Meyers wrote an evil film series that has infested kids with thoughts of doing Satanic ritual, so really in the grand scheme of things it is no big deal.
4. Emma Watson is very catty and there were several cats mentioned throughout the series.
5. Yes it is.
6. No, you just want kids to go see this movie when it opens.
7. BONUS: The cat is evil. You cannot deny that the cat is trying to eat a baby.
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5:26 pm
1. Stephenie Meyer wrote Twilight, JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter
2.BOTH started out as books, Twilight has 4, Harry Potter has 8
3.Stephenie did not write the movies, Melissa Rosenburg did, and there not evil we have had this conversation before
4 Emma Watson is in Harry Potter, she’s not catty she is a very smart girl, smarter than you
5.I dont even know WTF your talking about
6.you lie a lot, no one believes you
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5:51 pm
1. No, she didn’t. JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter.
2. It’s not evil in the least.
4. Yes, Emma Watson has been doing photoshoots for years now, but I wouldn’t refer to her as catty. And yes, Hermione had a cat named Crookshanks in the Harry Potter series. Big deal.
6. It’s a FUCKING LION! Lions eat things that are smaller than themselves.
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5:42 pm
I am curious, does this site actually have syndicated writers or do they let any ignoramus with a kayboard pound out some nonsense? I’m pretty sure, though I no longer espouse christianity, that cats were, according to the bible, created by god.
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3:59 pm
My cat is awesome and nicer than the “writers” on this joke of a website. She also seems to be a lot smarter than the writers.
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4:53 pm
…I hope you all realize this is a joke, right?
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