Rude, Crude and Out of Control: Will You Pray for This Facebook User’s Salvation?
The internet harbors incredible possibilities for prayer missions. We have seen it time and again in different Christian communities. A group of the spiritually enlightened gathers together online to help the needy. Today, there is one person in particular that I would like to turn your attention to. The request is simple: Won’t you spend a moment praying for a lost person’s eternal soul? I must warn you however, that this particular Facebook user is desperately angry and reckless but I truly believe the power of our calls to God can help!
http://facebook.com/profile.php?=9437324
Spend some time clicking around this offensive, outrageous profile. Look at the disturbing photos. How could this happen in our day and age? Have we completely forsaken all sense of morality and righteousness? But the good news is that we can heal! Yes, we can free this person from a lifetime of satanic servitude! Yes we CAN!
After clicking this profile, please take a moment to share these thoughts:
Father God in heaven above, I lift up each lost soul on the face of this earth. I know that your heart desires to have all of mankind saved and serving you. I walk around with a burden for lost souls all of the time. Lord, I pray that you would speak to their hearts in a unique way that would minister to them personally. I pray for a revelation in their hearts that they need you there. I thank you that you are an awesome God, full of love, wisdom, joy, grace, mercy and goodness. Thank you for your promises and your love. I thank you that you will be pursuing these souls far and wide. Father, use these prayers posted, that many will come into the kingdom of God! Amen!
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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5:42 pm
So you are personally calling out the people to harass someone simply because he does stuff you don’t like.
Isn’t that against the law? Not surprised you’d do something like this to be quite honest, since you’re all for the removal of basic human rights and locking up those who’s lifestyles don’t match yours.
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6:07 pm
“Lord Jesus Christ, by your patience in suffering you hallowed earthly pain and gave us the example of obedience to your Father’s will: Be near me in my time of weakness and pain; sustain me by your grace, that my strength and courage may not fail; heal me according to your will; and help me always to believe that what happens to me here is of little account if you hold me in eternal life, my Lord and my God. Amen.”
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6:51 pm
And that has what to do with what I said? Nothing, you’re just being stupid as usual.
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11:44 am
UMMMMMM NO! Douche Bag i God say no so Shut Bilings For i God Command Thee!
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11:59 am
You need mental help little lady!
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11:41 pm
I don’t think you are one to be telling anyone to get mental health…I don’t believe you are a psychiatrist or a psychologist for that matter, so for you to say someone needs mental help is absurd…your snide remark back to that silly comment by that lady just goes to show how shallow you really are, quoting scripture good sir does not make you a good person, or a true believer for that matter; it is just something you use to hide behind. That, however small of a remark, on your part just gives us a glimpse to your true character. Stop bashing “The Phish” (there actually called just “Phish” and there an awesome band by the way)and “Facebook” and find something more realistic and worthwhile to argue or talk about, its rather pathetic really. I hope you find something actually meaningful to campaign for and please don’t hide behind The Lord while your doing it.
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5:19 pm
Not only that, but (just like the Phish article), you go on making baseless assumptions of how people behave when you have no idea who they are, how faithful they are, or how sinful they are.
For instance, let’s assume Christ is surfing the web and sees this article. Then he clicks the link thinking he might be able to minister to some poor soul who is lost. Once he discovers that the link directs back to his own facebook page, I imagine he’d be pretty irate. Pissed off at the fact that you blindly passed judgment against him, calling him crude, rude, saying he posts indecent images on his profile… This is one instance where you really must ask yourself “What would Jesus do?”.
You are the typical portrait of a hypocritical christian extremist. You are the Al Qaeda of Christianity. The polar opposite of Bin Laden, but every bit as evil. I hope you really discover Jesus Christ someday, for the sake of your own soul… but as long as you keep casting stones in your little glass house, Christ will want nothing to do with you.
I’ll pray for you Stephenson.
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5:43 pm
Let us pray for all of those who have lost the path to God.
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5:46 pm
Holy crap, what a nut!
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5:49 pm
Hey, you found me!
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5:56 pm
That’s someone who definitely needs help.
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6:02 pm
He seems like a nice young man to me.
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6:11 pm
Dumbass this sends everyone to their own facebooks
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7:24 pm
weak sting bro nothing can threaten me i will not stop posting here no matter what
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8:05 pm
This is a beautiful testament of love from Brother Stephenson and the community. The gift of prayer and healing from the debts of sin and shenanigans for these facelook users is truly remarkable.
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12:01 am
Seriously, grow up. Get in touch with reality lady. This is the 21st century not the 1950′s as your profile pic (by the way pic, means picture, in case your so out of touch with the real world that you might not know that) represents. 99% of Facebook users have no sin debts. Your a fanatic. Get in touch with reality and loosen up. I assume your quite old so we probably won’t have to listen to silly rants from you for too much longer at least. Please keep your ridiculous comments to yourself, or your fellow fanatics (nobody else in the real world wants to hear them, and “brother stephenson” is a joke, what a crock that guy is; if you let someone like that influence you or anything of that sort, it just goes to show how weak minded you are.) Grow up and actually turn your attention to real world issues, not some crockpot like “brother stephenson,” I hope someday you will REALLY be “enlightened”.
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9:11 pm
Very funny Brother Billings! I thought that you had joined Team L.N. against me! I was ready to challenge you to fisticuffs at the next monthly writer meeting!
Oh, How clever. We all need to be mindful that we must never turn our backs to the specter of sin. Let us all pray…for the most worthy recipient…for ourselves.
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1:41 am
Susan B. Xenu!?!?! LOL WTF!!! Come on guys, we all know you are running a mock site, but you have to pick some more convincing names. A stone-aged granny trolling blogs and Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA May God make you all sterile and all your children gay.
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11:23 am
This person is awesome! They go out drinking on the weekends, smoke, and OMG look and all the guys in those pics!
BTW Your an idiot to think we wouldn’t realize it takes us to our own facebook page, dumbass.
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11:48 am
Facebooks and its sister site wikileaks will be shut down soon.
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11:55 am
Facebook is going nowhere. Its sister site is not wikileaks. Keep grasping at those straws because your running out of shit to bitch about. Oh and if any site has the chance of being shut down it would be this one.
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12:02 pm
Once again you show your ignorance.
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12:08 pm
Why because I say this site is gonna get shut down? It’s inevitable, you are going to end up pissing off the wrong person and they will have the power to shut you down, trust me it will happen one day.
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1:11 pm
i sgree with shannon out of all the sites on the web this is the single most likely one to be shut down
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1:34 pm
Racist.
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1:37 pm
Stevie, if any one is racist it would be you. You hate homosexuals, african americans, hispanics, orientals, anyone who does not think like you. Trust me your the racist.
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2:05 pm
how am i racist i dont care what the color or race of the person im hanging out with is as long as they dont try to push me into doing drugs or other stuff i dont want too
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5:59 pm
Billings, who the hell was being racist?
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12:11 am
You are a fool. All you can come back with to your “ignorant” commment about how Facebook and its quote unquote “wikileaks” sister site (which by the way is totally absurd, your the ignorant one; do your homework before you make stupid comments) is going to be shut down is that she shows her ignorance. Stop being a fool, it must be embarassing to just say stupid things and not make any sense. That must just be the type of person you are. A fool.
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1:54 pm
Didn’t you make the claim it was gonna shut down in March or something? Or was it May? Either way it’s well past the due date that you so proudly pranced around saying it was.
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12:56 pm
Ah, yes, now I see the script. Took me a while in Devtools, but I found it. Very clever, there.
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12:21 am
I thought we were Christwire buddies, man, why are you trippin? Calling me offensive and outrageous !!!
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9:26 am
I see what you did there Christians.
See what you did there.
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11:28 am
Cute Bilings Cute use my profile yes thats me alison manson A.K.A. UR GOD ASSHole! anyone who oviously understands me can add me bt u who “Pray” 4 me Dont for i God will Denie u assholes.
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12:02 pm
I hope our prayers have helped you!
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9:49 am
has any one else noticed that although this article is pretty much bad mouthing face book they have a link to their own face book, i believe these people are the biggest hypocrites I’ve see. you sir are pitiful and probably have no life
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9:50 pm
Why is my FB linked to this article? WTF
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