Russian Communists strike Again: ElectroStalin
Cold war has not ended!
American capitalists have won the battle, but they din’t win the war. The ghost of communism is still walking on streets of Russia. More and more people there are joining communist party. Pro-american government in Russia has lost it’s power and communists are planning to strike again.
In my previous post “Lenin is a power generator” it was written about USSR founder and necrophile Vladimir Ilyich Lenin who is going to ressurect soon.
This time I want to alert American government about a new thread: ElectroStalin.
Iosiph Vissarionovich Stalin was the Premier of the Soviet Union, Chief of Russian nation and bloodthirsty sadist.
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He is the most bloody, perverted and sick-minded chief in the history of Russia. Stalin is also known for his success in World War 2. During his years in government, Stalin commited lots of sadistic acts. His most favourite punishment method was “Shashlik”, when sharp blade is put into anal hole of a victim.
Stalin like all Russian leaders was also balsamed in vodka and put into mausoleum in Stalin city. This means that there is a chance of ressurecting him using electricity. If Russians will manage to ressurect both communist leaders, the world won’t be the same anymore. Communism will engulf all countries, including God’s country America. We will live like hobos and will pray to communist party till death.
If you plug a Stalin to a battery,
If you plug a Stalin to socket,
Stalin will be brisky, stalin will be peppy
Iosif will sing and dance!
ElectroStalin, ElectroStalin
C’mon get up all and go to dance!
Totalitarism, totalitarism
Let’s dance together ElectroStalin dance!
It is our duty to do something about it and prevent communism and atheism spreading.
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Nanacy
7:30 am
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10:47 am
There is only one way to describe that video: A combination of cocaine, the ideal Communist system, and pure WTF-ness.
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2:26 pm
Great work sweetie, But your home work before the next article is to learn (and use) the words “A” and “The”. Otherwise people will think your a Jap spy trying to infiltrate our group with “the Japanese homo gay agenda.”
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5:37 am
Yup, I am not American, nor British
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12:10 am
The worst article I’ve ever read. All it convinced me to do was feel ashamed for the fact that I ONCE EVER was a christian. Your article was poorly researched while also showing your full ignorance towards communism.Please don’t write ever again. Even god will laugh at you and that’s pathetic
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1:11 am
Complete and utter bullshit, pardon the language. Do some more research. Communism is not on man taking power, communism is where everyone has equal shares and so there is no need for power. the only problem is it can never exist. and come on, Stalin and Lenin resurrecting? are you serious? the only person who was and ever will be brought to life was Christ. another thing: Stalin city was known as Stalingrad. that city was renamed Volgograd, so “Stalin city” doesnt exist anymore. one last thing for you all: America can never be declared as God’s country for thousands of reasons. a few of which are the complete disregard for other human beings found in most cities, no tolerance of other views whatsoever, and the massive amounts of corruption found in any government, the most recent example i can think of being Rod Blagojevich and the illinois governership.
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8:30 pm
this is a satire website tard
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6:05 am
Long live communism motherfucker this whole site is for racist inbred christias who have nothing to do but hate on
sexualism
races
relegion
and tags such as emo
cos you have nothing better to do shut the fuck up fans of this website are fucking idiots its shit like this that make me hate christianity so your just fucking up your own religion you all need to shut the fuck up and get on with your own lives
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4:47 am
This song suddenly just gave me an urge to dance and begin drinking vodka and snorting the cocaine that my Russian counterparts would be using should this have successfully converted me to Communism. Thankfully, Christwire has successfully saved my soul from eternal damnation by this article.
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11:25 pm
In CoD:Modern Warfare, we were friends with the soviets(modern day) so i believe this article is fail=/
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3:22 am
So you’re saying I’m going to resurrect Stalin before Jesus? I mean I was going to finally get around to it around Christmas of 2012, but if you insist…
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1:21 pm
I am from Russia and I don’t think we are bad people.
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