Shocking New Revelation about Michelle Obama: A Must Read, Christwire Exclusive
About two months ago, my office was contacted by an anonymous source who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration. He claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with me in person to present the evidence for this claim. Like any good, Christian journalist, I was skeptical at first. Why would you contact me? Are there not dozens of major news outlets you would want to appeal to first? Of course the answers to those questions are very simple.
Unlike the days when the media used to do their jobs, like during the Watergate scandal, we are now living in a time when the liberal media simply cannot be trusted. I met with him for the first time yesterday evening and he confirmed these suspicions.
“I just can’t go to the major alphabet networks. They are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media,”
We conservatives have known about this “State media” quite some time. If a Korean wanted to run a story critical of Kim Jong Il, Supreme Leader of the Yellow Empire, they would find that their life would not last too much longer. This is what is going on in the United States of America right now, which is indicative of End Times, but that’s for another discussion.
Luckily, there is still an underground media rebellion that has managed to survive these dark times. Thanks to Christwire, Fox News, The Drudge Report and other outlets of opposition, we are able to get the truth out to you, the Christian American reader.
The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, given to me on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family.
“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.
After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”
Michelle aka Michael Robinson Obama circa 1981, top right #44
Well ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first at Christwire, our “First Lady” is actually the First Man. Even more startling, Barack Obama knows that his wife was once a man, making him the first homogay President of our Christian nation. I’ve examined the evidence carefully, as has the team of researchers here at Christwire. We now have multiple sources to back this story up. We have also consulted medical experts who have carefully analyzed “her” anatomy, finding that her broad shoulders and pointed jaw line are consistent with that of a male… more specifically a male football player. It would not be the first time a transsexual has risen to prominence (see Lady Gaga).
Experts put together a composite of what Michael Obama might look like today if he/she did not have the sex change
This is disturbing to say the least and is yet another sign of the impending End Times prophecy outlined in the Book of Revelation. Of course, there is no chance that the liberal media will pick this story up and I pray for our safety, now that we have. God Bless and vote Bachmann!
(In the last photo of dancing Obama, notice the broad, manly shoulders and the tightened belt around the abdomen, which is likely used to simulate a feminine “hourglass” type physique… The reason he is dancing is because he is happy to be back on a football field after quitting the game he loved to become a woman, decades earlier)
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Author: Matthew B. Glosser
Matthew Glosser is a young, aspiring preacher who left a haven of sin known as New Jersey to move to the Godly state of Arizona. His interests include going undercover to infiltrate, most notably, the hippie and homogay movements in order to share his horrific findings with the Christwire Fellowship.
2:06 pm
Shopped.
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6:40 pm
im not sure what thats supposed to mean.. who is shopping where?
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9:59 pm
It’s short for “this was obviously edited in photoshop, and isn’t an accurate description of what happened” Much easier to type, isn’t it?
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2:22 pm
1. Its shopped 2. that is James Brown godfather of soul. 3.Michael Obama is a healthy and beautiful woman, we all know u want her but im sorry u married,…………. well ur wife.
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3:58 pm
what are you talking about? do you identify with Ms. Obama? you seem to have a secret in common
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6:41 pm
You seem to call her Michael as well… And why do you fear me so much? you won’t accept my hand in friendship on facebook? what is your problem, young man?
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6:59 pm
That is, u ninny! u keep whamming me with the young man thing! im a girl a woman 26 and Mrs.Obama is a woman as well! when u finally admit ur wrong and finally get it though that monkey faced skull of yours that this isn’t what “God” wants, not for u to tell others that they are heathens or that they are going to hell for doing what they do, or like what they like. when u finally respect and care for those who are different and are not of your kind. The gays, the lesbians, the punks, emos, and everyone and anyone of every walk of life and every race then i will accept your friendship, and i will back off your site and i will stop acting like i do on this site. i will regain my respects for “God” and the Christian. Because of u i lost all my respects for the religion i will study in 3years. till then Matthew, til then.
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7:42 pm
that might be the most coherent post you’ve ever put up, Al.. unfortunately, you are the one who won’t respect my freedom to be a Christian.. as Christians, we stand against sin and we are righteous enough to call the sinners out for who they are… That is who we are.. Why can’t you accept us? Please let me love you
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9:31 pm
no my life is that of a Queen and u have no right to say u “Love” me, if u were to “Love” anyone then u would stop these lies and finally accept the world as it is a giant ball of races and differences and for that i will bring back the man known as Hitler, i will be the rebirth of the man that killed millions only difference is i will kill the haters. u and any idiot that pushes us, the open minded and the whole “we stand against sin and we are righteous enough to call the sinners out for who they are” thing is actually taking the respect i had for u, even if it was just a speck. u will pay dearly and i promise when i finally have my will, u will pray to me!
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9:40 pm
I’m sorry.. the irony in the statement that you would become Hitler to kill everyone who disagrees with you out of love is burning…
And you have never explained how you live the life of a Queen… You keep claiming to be a celebrity and a millionaire.. I haven’t any proof of that.. if there was.. I could google you and get thousands of hits.. instead you are nowhere to be found, Mr. Manson..
Stop with the delusions and learn some humility before it bites you on the rear when your day of Judgment comes
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10:11 pm
Matthew ive sat with men who have sons who wish to marry me, I’ve kissed and sat at the side of the queen, i am that person u envy i am alison, a genetically created organism and even at my birth i was told not to fall to the feet of any idol! i am the one who want to be appreciated yet i don’t wanna be Miley Cyrus, i want my life to have meaning and to impact the lifes of those who see no hope,
i am no God but at least i’ve done what ur god has never done for millions,….. i listen and answer those pleads of those who need me. If a person here tells me a legit story i will send money, cars, and clothes and gifts only meant for royalty.
i will kill those who would want to disturb a peaceful world, when it finally becomes peaceful and not those who disagree but those who disturb not only me but many, many others! i refuse that title of a “celebrity and a millionaire” i am much more i am the one who cares enough to say ‘if u believe it then i will respect it,” only reason i don’t respect u is because u forced me!
i have respect for those who do say the truth even when sometimes i don’t like it, they haven’t made up lies and i will respect them even more just like i do for BT McAllen, and when the day of judgement comes i will be at the side of the one true god who ever it may be a not only as Alison but as a Demi-God! i am not Mr.Manson, u would get Charles and Marilyn Manson not me u ninny! I am Alison an icon i Hollywood and the one true person who cares, ur god has not only failed me, but all of u, only diffrence is that u don’t want to admit it! i have and look at me now, my life is perfect!
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10:38 pm
I’d love to know what the evidence for this is, Mr. Manson… surely you must have pictures of you with the Queen and all your hollywood friends, don’t you?
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10:42 pm
Probably not. He might claim that he can’t upload them…
And Alsion, I know that you claim you’re a girl, but seriously, rule 29.
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8:27 pm
ahhh, but of course u fools i do have pictures and u are more than welcome to see and to envy me, then u will learn that i did not need a “god” for my power and money. all i needed was a no. A “NO” from this so called god and that was my breaking point. he took my best friend, my body guard of 9 years, the man who treated me as his little girl when daddy was gone. When ur god pulled him away from me i lost my faith and u and all the fakes on this site just drain my respects even more, to the point where i don’t want god anymore as a matter of fact let me pray.
“Dear “God”…………… Stay the fuck away from me!……………… A-FUCKING-MEN
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2:29 pm
We need a constitutional amendment limiting non-Caucasians to one term. This will allow them to have their turn, but not mess up our country too much.
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3:35 pm
and not call you a Racist after that Caucasians is no better than anyone else
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3:53 pm
im not sure if this is actually true but it seems pretty likely
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4:14 pm
Wow, if you’re going to TRY to lie, at least make it CONVINCING.
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4:50 pm
what are you trying to imply sir? that Brother Glosser misconstrued the facts here? That is utter hogwash. Brother Glosser is doing the lord’s work in exposing this cross dressing transgendered non caucasion man/woman from futher corrupting the nation’s youth. The same youth that will have to fight to defend your family in the upcoming holy war. Repent now sinner and ye shall be saved!
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5:36 pm
This is based off the information I was given.. There would be an awful lot of people lying if this wasn’t true
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9:48 pm
Considering how it doesn’t take much to manipulate information, or the fact that you’re just pull shit from your ass and calling it facts, it doesn’t take much to make it seem as if this came from another person. All you have to do is say ‘i got it from an informant’ and photoshop some pictures and you’re done.
The question I have is, why WOULD this ‘informant’ go to you? Because the major networks are working for Obama? Are you telling me that every hyper-critical news station and media outlet that has talked smack about Obama so many times before works for him? Are you telling me that the Conservative news networks are working for a liberal president, even though they have insulted the man several times before, and that he can’t go to them? That and the photoshop job is so terrible you can’t even say that it’s ‘convincing’; the face directions make no god-damn sense.
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10:39 pm
if you read the article.. you would understand why they came to me first…
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10:57 pm
who sent you L.N? are you working under the guise of the satanic liberal agenda. is george soros your master of puppets? repent now L.N.! While ye still have time. how dare you question the source used by Brother Glosser! The source will remain unnamed because we know about your liberal censorship death squads. good day sir. please keep to the liberal rgas like the rest of the sheeple who are blind to the fact the michael obama has a penis!
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11:02 pm
Don’t worry, your secret is safe with pretty much everyone, except Cracked. But please explain how that was relevant.
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1:51 am
Thank you Brother Blythe.. It took a lot of courage to run this story because the death squads are everywhere.. I might end up in a FEMA camp for this
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5:06 pm
Brother Glosser,
I Feel Good when these obamanations against nature are brought out into the open.
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5:36 pm
Thank you Dr. Camping… Many thought that the Kenyan story was just a silly internet rumor when it came out.. but now its a proven fact, that Obama was born in Kenya…
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6:02 pm
I thought she seemed manish!
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6:21 pm
Oh thank you for this. It brightened my day.
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6:39 pm
Its actually more of a dark cloud on my day.. really shows how corrupt the obama admin really is
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6:47 pm
I suppose that shows just how different people we are. You, being such a sophisticated individual are thinking of the betterment of this country. Whereas I, a selfish person, am simply overcome with a feeling of schadenfreude. But I suppose we can’t all be concerned with the fate of the world, which I clearly leave up to you. I bow to your ability to think much grander than yourself.
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6:43 pm
Matthew, as always I am humbled by your dedication to Christ. I love your work. Please don’t be intimidated by the spammers.
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7:47 pm
Thank you, Brother Stephenson. You are an inspiration in my life.. Before reading your columns, I kept the Gospel to myself and figured that if one hadn’t accepted Christ, there was nothing I could do about it. But you’ve challenged me to start being vocal about spreading the Good News… I am now on a crusade to save my fellow humans and help them to allow Christ into their hearts before it is too late
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7:28 pm
This explains why the twink, power bottom, homogay, kenyan Barack Hussein Osama married this freak.
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7:48 pm
yes exactly … We already know he likes kissing men (david cameron) .. so this is just more evidence
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7:52 pm
Might I ask for a source on that? I am intrigued if not horrified.
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8:11 pm
a simple google search for cameron kissing obama would do it.. they tongue kissed.. someone also wrote on article here on Christwire.. just search for it at the top right hand of the screen
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12:37 am
Haha silly, that’s the cover of James Brown’s “Gravity” album!
if you don’t believe me, Google it!
The football image is obviously Photoshopped. Photoshopping is when you manipulate an image. If you look at the faces of the players they’ve obviously been manipulated.
I know this website is usually full of made up crap, but this was too funny. had to comment
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1:48 am
Of course its James Brown.. that part was a joke.. because she honestly does look like James Brown.. which just helps to prove yet again that she is indeed a male
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8:29 pm
no it proves that u are a racist bastard
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8:49 pm
It proves you are a Satanist!
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10:15 am
ookkkayy… is the photoshoped football pic a joke too then?
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4:50 am
no.. thats no joke my friend
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10:37 am
HaHa! I have come to love you guys over the past couple of weeks! I have no idea what your true agenda is, but thanks for the entertainment. To all of you God hating idiots that are claiming “shopped” or anything else, please for the love of god, at least read the photo credits. The fact that you are even arguing over some of this stuff is blasphemous. The proof is in the picture.What’s up Susan and Stephenson? Hope y’all are having a blessed day.
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3:22 pm
Photo credits dont mean shit and you know that. Its pathetic and sad that you people are so upset with the way the world is that you try to demonize groups of people you don’t agree with.
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3:23 pm
Photo credits dont mean shit and you know that.
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3:23 pm
Its pathetic and sad that you people are so upset with the way the world is that you try to demonize groups of people you don’t agree with.
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3:54 am
wow now i feel dumb. i read the times article about you guys.
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