Sore Bottoms and Huge Lines Outside of Kleinfield’s in NYC
After passage of marriage equality, many celebrants in New York, New York – the city whose name salutes homosexuality and same sex marriage through repetition – are lining up outside of Kleinfield’s. The store is a bridal Mecca for those that use casual Muslim references and demand high quality fabrics, consulting and have money in the back pocket or trust fund.
It is estimated that a staggering 98% percent of the gays in New York had non-Christian anal congress on average twice this weekend before starting the drama and tiaras of bridal planning. It is estimated the legislation will provide a 15% boost to the bridal market. Since homosexuals and gays tend to gravitate to the lavish, expect new trends to emerge and older, less dramatic ones to fade.
While the Naval uniform was the chic option in the 80’s Unitarian ‘joining’ ceremonies, expect something more on the scale of gypsy weddings in the near future. For many that joined in the conga line to pick out wedding gowns, the savvy fashion hawk can spot new emerging trends in the bridal market.
You never can go wrong with the elegance and timeless beauty of a all-black Audrey Hepburn inspired ensemble for the rehearsal dinner.
Even girl on girl butch lesbians look for clean freshness in a Wedding look.
Sometimes a rich chocolate cat suit paired with a colorful simple sash makes a bold style statement at the reception. Yum.
Animal theme weddings for the Broadway gays put a little song in everyone’s heart. “Aeeiha, humbra!” I can’t wait to see him lift the little guy.
A chapel train and lamb mutton sleeves say traditional, the shoes and eyeglasses update this classic look to a modern feast for the eyes.
The Japanese anime influence is expected to continue for bridesmaids with short saccharine sweetness in a sanitorum froth of ruffles and pink cotton candy chiffon.
Expect color combinations to be every color of the rainbow in a “Wizard of Oz” salute to the golden journey down the aisle. I don’t recall the rainbow being so pointy in that film.
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2:57 pm
Wait so let me get this straight. “God” Tell u what to write and tells u to be ass hole racist sexist morons that think that taco’s are evil because Mexicans make the? Hmmmmm Ok so now “God” is telling me, “Alison, go forth my child and collect these Christians and Jews who have hurt u and burn them and seal some in gas chambers. Alison my little Demi-God, go out and tell the world the truth. Tell them that i love evryone, and if they continue to fight amongst each other, i will just have to kill everyone and send everyone to hell!” well “God” said it looks like u can call me Hitler!
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3:07 pm
Alison, this is a serious bridal style piece. Can you please keep your rage agenda and drug addled rants on low heat?
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3:09 pm
If you wrote a serious anything I would be shocked!
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3:16 pm
RIGHT! lol all those people look fabulous and amazing! Talk about dress to impress!
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3:22 pm
hmmm i have no complement for u but only for the cutie in the lion loin cloth, he, can, work it! and Wiccan’s are very stylish u Christians think that white after labor day is good! yuck!
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3:35 pm
His shoes are too small. It is a common mistake by those in need of style consulting. See how his toes are creeping out over the top of his shoe? Ugh, nasty. Black isn’t the best choice with that outfit. Maybe saddle-tan fringed boots or a nude shoe to extend the leg.
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3:53 pm
i find him incredibly attractive, all hot guys are gay, taken or crazy! and he falls in the crazy HOT category
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3:16 pm
I guess you believe that Christians can’t be stylish or provide serious fashion commentary.
Nobody wants to dress up in Mennonite dresses and black boots this year. And another thing, the crazy teased, twigged and textured rat’s nest of the Wiccan community is just garrish funk.
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3:21 pm
Yea like I would take stye advice from someone who thinks wearing shorts and a tank top means your going to hell, whatever. You were probably one of those people looking at me crazy yesterday because I was wearing a above the knee strapless dress.
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3:42 pm
Nothing wrong with a sweet dress. When well fitted and without muffin top or back breasts, it is fine.
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3:45 pm
Well I highly doubt I have any of those I am only a size 0
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3:34 pm
The guy to the right in the last picture makes me hot.
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3:38 pm
He needs a ChristWire “Satan Scepter” tshirt, available in all sizes.
http://christwire.spreadshirt.com/satan-scepter-A7574510/customize/color/2
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3:38 pm
Oh yeah, Claire. I’m with ya. Lol
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3:42 pm
Claire you are so right on that one!
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3:51 pm
WOW, gays are so weird.
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3:55 pm
Old people are pretty weird to.
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3:56 pm
hmmm would explain u, oh no i just insulted gays and they said “No We already have Glenn Beck! No More Please!” im sorry gays u can have Tyson and Matthew!
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4:00 pm
Hate to say it Alison, but that really didn’t make any sense…
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10:39 am
Now Glenn Beck! There’s a good American Christian man who demands respect! Finally we’ve got someone who has the intestinal fortitude to tell the real facts, rather than Satan’s fantasies.
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10:36 am
I think they are sort of cute — kind of like circus clowns or characters at Disneyland. If it weren’t for the fact they are not getting into heaven but are rather to be cast down into the firey pit, it would be all fun and games.
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4:22 pm
Praise you Blanche. Excellent reporting, as always.
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5:39 pm
Roger, you are always too kind.
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4:59 pm
You know what, I am so sorry for what a dumb whore I have been. I think I am starting to see the light. Will you good folks pray for me?
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11:27 am
I’ll pray AT you, you devil whore!!!
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11:57 am
Don’t these people realize that by acting so outrageously they will only end up with their photos on Christian websites like Christwire?
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12:33 pm
Step, this shithole site is for paedophiles like yourself to influence our young children.
Christ left this site years ago when Freddy Mercury died.
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5:49 pm
“But even more: all at once the Jew also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of mankind”
Gays are nothing more them a liberal ploy designed by the Zionists to convert our wholesome Christian children into godless Jewish slaves. To arms mein brethren we march on Washington on June 31st. For Jesus and the mighty Reich. Amen and Heil your Fuhrer.
-Adolf
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12:05 am
I cant believe I missed this article. It should have been featured. We need to form a committee to find out why it wasn’t.
Why do gays have to flaunt sexuality so much? A sexual heterosexual would never dress this way.
This is just a way to disrespect the rainbow covenant we have with our creator.
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