Super E. Coli. It Will Kill You Dead.
 
Pandamonium ravages the Chinese countryside today as the Super E. Coli superbug makes the Asian nation a bloodbath of despair and chaos, the likes of which not seen since the Bubonic plague!
With Europe already under the death cloak of destructive damnation, Chinese officials fear the worse a startling 74% of their nearly 2 billion population do not have access to sanitary measures to prevent a quick spread of this deadly new pathogen.
Super E. coli has no weakness. A mutated form of gut bacteria, Super E. coli is well familiar with the humanity’s 6,000 year-old defense mechanism.
Fear and panic tears through the hearts of millions, as home after home in both Europe and Asia are marked with black paint upon the door, indicating the abode has been gripped by the cold, paltry hands of infectious blood death disease.
 => The Death of Ancient Civilization: A New Plague, Super Ecoli on Sky NewsÂ
 Experts at the Robert Koch institute report terrifying news. The disease can spread through hundreds of homes in a fortnight, if not several dozen neighborhoods per day.
By this time next week, the deadly pathogen can travel across the ocean and rip through the heart of America.
You and your family can die. Your children, stuck in their rooms with high fevers and blood curdling coughs, and you will not be able to help, for the disease has a baffling 34% death rate for all adults over 25 years of age. The death rate doubles as age doubles. Your children will be left to fend for themselves.
It is the same death spread as seen with the Bubonic plague.
There is no stopping E. coli in its superbug form. No medicine can break its cell wall aprt. No amount of heat can denature its proteins. It is now being called “The Bacterial Angel of Death” and it is shrouded in a helacious coat of black sable soot from hell. There is no stopping this new plague and we must ask, is our civilization on the brink of destruction?
The Bubonic plague nearly wiped out Europe and now the E. coli plague may wipe out the world.Â
While vampires were to blame for the Bubonic plague, we must again ask if some sort of morbid blood letting ritual is responsible for this pathogen? Was it a new breed of vampires, addicted to the Twilight movies?
This theory is plausible and our only hope may be to destroy all literature involving vampires once more. It worked to end the Bubonic plague and it must be enacted again, lest you wish your child to be coughing on night and when you stagger to their room in a bloody, festering sweat of pus and tears, your stinging face witnesses them cough so hard their little lungs come flying from their mouths, the compression of the lungs you see through your blurry, crusted eyes, as their little voices eeps out “Help me momma”.
“Help me poppa”.
Will we help outselves? Who is to know. This disease scares you to death and you do not want to lose your life or your family. Stand strong and be ready to do what it takes to fight this bug. The alternative is suffering, pain and great death for all of us.
Beware and be well, friends, as we endure. Beware and be well, for the death knoll shall be coming to us all soon.
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4:16 am
OH MY! This was contained mostly to Germany just days ago when I wrote about it!
http://christwire.org/2011/06/germans-smited-for-scheibe-porn/
Perhaps God is slowly spreading it to Japan to make them pay for Anime as well.
OH, this is a special time. I pray that all sinners and whorelots find Jesus, and find him fast as the end times are upon us!
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4:44 pm
I would suspect the vile cross dressing heathens of Australia to be after Japan
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6:29 am
I am fairly certain that the Dutch created this in one of their Labs in their Argentinian Colony. Again, don’t put anything past the Dutch, as I reported, they are the Devil.
http://christwire.org/2011/06/are-you-a-dutch-you-might-be-the-devil/
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4:45 pm
indeed!
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8:29 am
PRAISE JESUS! Too long have the chinese paraded their weird gooky food and ideals! Respect and honour? Pah you want capitalism and religion! I for one am glad America is invulnerable to E. Coli because god loves the USA!
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10:03 am
Why do these sorts of things always start in China?
“For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?” –Ezekiel 14:21.
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4:45 pm
Because those chink heathens are always experimenting with robots and chemicals, and they poop where they eat. Plus, they grow rice in water. You can’t eat anything grown in water without gietting sick. That’s why I don’t eat fish, or anything that smells like fish.
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4:53 pm
The fucking graphic right in front of you said it started in Germany. Christ old man, do you bother to read more than half a paragraph?
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3:22 pm
There is no end to Asian pestilence.
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1:57 pm
These heathens need to repent, only GOD can stop this plague.
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2:52 pm
The Soviets are also infested. Great news!
As long as it stays over there, this could be the break America needs to reassert the dollar to a position of dominance over the lesser countries.
Before World War II, our economy was in the throes of death due to Democrat policy, but afterward, we had a Republican era of power due to Eisenhower.
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4:46 pm
this is gods time!!!
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4:56 pm
Wow, you’re just a terrible person. You are actively hoping that this disease stays away from America and you refer to your fellow man as ‘lesser’. You DO realize that doing the things you do makes you more of a satanist than a Christian, right?
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6:33 pm
No, because I believe in God and the superiority of Christ. Satanists do not.
There is nothing wrong with wishing ill on the USSR. I guess in the world of people who support genocides and Stalin, the opposite is true though.
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7:05 pm
“There is nothing wrong with wishing ill on the USSR.”
For a Christian, yes there is. Admitting the hypocrisy is one thing, it shows that you have certain faults but at least your man enough to own up to that fact. Saying that you’re still a good Christian well wishing death upon God’s creations is nothing short of spitting in his face while saying you’re still his follower. Like them or not, Jesus said love everyone.
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3:20 pm
Wishing ill to the Warsaw Pact is no different than Obama bombing Libya or him upping embargoes on North Korea.
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4:55 pm
E Coli comes from feces. The Bubonic Plague was carried by rats. Stop misinforming the public!
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6:36 pm
House cats are also very susceptible to plague, just like rats and ground hogs. This is all the more reason to kill vermin.
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7:06 pm
What, dogs aren’t susceptible to the plague as well? And if humans are susceptible to it, doesn’t that make humans vermin as well?
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7:12 pm
House cats are NOT susceptible to the plague. It’s wild rodents and rabbits that you should be careful around.
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5:00 pm
Oh, and Super-viruses come from the viruses that become immune to antibiotics due to the over-use of them. We give our livestock antibiotics over a long period of time to fight E. Coli and the viruses begin to mutate. Any viruses that survive the antibiotic reproduce, making stronger and stronger offspring, immune to antibiotics.
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5:10 pm
I’m surprised that with the kind of “fear science” you people are encouraging, you’re not using leaches or blood-letting to get rid of mental illness and burning your neighbors at the stake because they look like witches.
Holier than thou attitudes are not what gets you points with God. If you remember correctly, Jesus asked us to love everyone, ESPECIALLY our enemies. Only through example can people learn the true teachings of Jesus. Not by rejecting everyone that isn’t like you. Embrace your neighbor, no matter what!
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9:17 pm
You’re remedial, the website is satirical
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12:02 pm
Leeches or blood-letting seem like they may be the only way to stop this horror. Thank you for the suggestion, Lisa. Like I always say, science and religion inform and reinforce each other.
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12:55 am
Truly horrifying. So soon until the rapture, and I fear I will not be one of the 144,000.
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6:48 pm
You stupid Christian bastards this is a fake story just like every band you trash this website is a Fucking joke and you’ll prroblably say ill burn in hell you racist ignorant shots but I don’t give a Fuck go worship you wizard
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