Susan: Teller of Lies and Harlotry

• ChristWire
June 19, 2011 8:00 pm103 comments

WARNING: THIS IS A HORRIBLE ARTICLE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE THAT IS NOT AN ACTUAL MEMBER OF CHRISTWIRE, AND SLANDERS A DEAR MEMBER OF OUR CHURCH AND COMMUNITY. WE PUBLISH IT ONLY IN THE INTEREST OF TRANSPARENCY. WE REPEAT NO ONE SHOULD READ THIS ARTICLE OR BELIEVE ANYTHING CONTAINED THEIR IN.

Xenu: a name that’s associated with Scientology. It’s also the name of a member of Christwire. But is this woman an actual Christian, or is she a liar, pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes?

Let’s take a look at her name: Xenu. As we all know, it’s the name of the leader of the evil cult known as Scientology where demented fools accept space aliens as invaders of the human body. No sane human being would ever keep their name if they were to be associated with it. Why has Susan? With the number of crimes committed by the members of Scientology, having and keeping the name Xenu proves that she is indeed a member. She wears her name proudly and yet she calls herself a Christian. Ask yourself this: is someone with a name like hers acceptable in a Christian society? She has refused to change her name, and still has no plans to. Only a betrayer of Christ would keep such a sin-ridden name.

Still not convinced? Let’s look further at her character. She claims to be an old and simple woman who is widowed, yet she thrives for the attention of younger men. She violates the teachings of Christ by insulting men and demeaning them. A woman shall not speak unless spoken to, correct my fellow men? Then why does Ms. Xenu think she can insult man and get away with it? Does not matter what his status is, just that he is indeed a man. Clearly, a lesson that a woman who considers herself to be a ‘good Christian woman’ violates any chance she has.

There’s also the fact that she has an issue with intelligence. She gives off the idea that she is an intelligent woman, yet what woman would ever say this sentence with such disregard for grammar?

cuze wier stupids

This can be found here: http://christwire.org/2011/06/your-guide-to-female-puberty-by-a-christian-man/#comment-105975

Surely an intelligent woman such as herself can spell correctly, right? Unfortunately, the answer is no. She has been lying to you all ever since she first joined up. She is nothing more than a whiny little teenaged girl who has yet to get a boyfriend, and instead must lash out against the successful, while also attacking and convincing Christians that she is on her side. Soon, she’ll try and talk you all into thinking that the one true religion is Scientology. Outrageous!

Men and women alike, do yourselves a favor and turn away from her, away from the misfit! The bible forewarned of a false prophet, and Susan is such one! She will lead you down a path of destruction and living the life of the poor!

Isn’t the duty of a good Christian to exemplify the beliefs of Christ and bring others into His light? Then why does Susan feel the need to attack people for being people? The good people here at Christwire do not tolerate racism, yet why does she feel the need to call the Chinese such a terrible name, as she did here: http://christwire.org/2011/06/china-persecutes-america-by-stealing-kung-fu-panda/#comment-107560? Regardless of your attitude towards them, isn’t the idea of hatred aimed at them simply because of their ethnicity a terrible thing? Why would Christwire back this woman up?

The truth simply is that Susan B. Xenu is nothing more than a mole, a mole sent by the community of Scientology to disrupt Christianity in the vain hopes that they can overtake the position as the one religion of Christwire! Do not give in to her desires of upsetting Christianity! Cast her out at once!

On that note: Suck it Susan.

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103 Comments

  • Very good article, L.N.

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  • L.N. Finally we have someone around here who knows how to tell the truth! Love the article, you really should write more article’s.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    This article is ignorant. The name Xenu has nothing to do with $cientology, besides Susan offers her kind audits free of charge.

    Perhaps you are getting confused with Senator Xenophon from Australia? I believe he has something to do with that other faith you mention.

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    • I’m afraid not Blanche. Susan has pulled the wool over your eyes, alongside every other person here at Christwire. If she were a true Christian, wouldn’t God change her name, or at least allow her to change her name? Why does she wear her name so proudly that she displays it whenever she posts? Only a mole from Scientology would dare do such a thing. No sane person would ever keep their last name as ‘Xenu’.

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        I’m sorry, L.N., but I trust nothing you say. You have spewed lies and filth about brother Billings, Deacon Bowers and others with such homosexual glee and fancy that I can do nothing to abate the disingenuous nature of everything you post.

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        • And we trust nothing you, Susan, Alex, Adam, Abe, and whoever else I forgot that posts the shit you post, says either.

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        • I’ve done my research Blanche, I have proof that Xenu is in fact a member of Scientology, and even is one of the higher-ups of her society. She’s playing you all for fools.

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        • turtlelovingiliterateslut

          do some fucking research, the article is right, and I can find about a thousand and one REAL website sources to back it up…. I trust google more than I trust crap wire…. at least google knows what a uterus looks like

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  • Since I joined this site, you have never ceased negatively commenting on EVERY article on this site. No matter if it is written by me or others. Anything that is written on christwire you attack.

    And you attack it with ZEAL like a little inbred rabid Chihuahua. You call christian commentators all manner of names and insult them and their beliefs. You hate our website and everything that it stands for.

    THAT is YOUR track record.

    But mysteriously you care about Christwire? All of a sudden you care about the many posters and commentators that you have so vehemently insulted before? Suddenly you care about our souls? The webpage? Your fellow man?

    I think not. You are insulted that everyone on this site assumes you are a woman because you always side with the angry god hating lesbians.

    I on multiple occasions have discussed my name. You seem to be able to research things to suit your side of the story. But like a typical muckraking liberal elite journalist, sweep anything that doesn’t suit your liberal slant, under the rug.

    I have explained my name, my beliefs and what I stand for. ave you explained your name? L.N.

    Lets see what that stands for? L.N.=Licensed Nurse and traditionally nurses are WOMEN.

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    • Or maybe L.N are my initials, did you ever think about that?

      “I have explained my name, my beliefs and what I stand for. ave you explained your name? L.N.”

      The poor grammar is further proof that you are a liar. As for your name, again, why do you wear it so proudly? Shouldn’t you be so ashamed of your name that you don’t want to post it? And your beliefs are nothing more than to destroy from the inside-out.

      “I think not. You are insulted that everyone on this site assumes you are a woman because you always side with the angry god hating lesbians.”

      Well, you are a baby-murdering psychopath that never got a boyfriend and is still stuck in high-school, so when you decide to lash out against others directly, you should really rethink your decisions.

      Face it, you’ve been found out! Leave this site in shame and never return, you foul beast!

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        You can’t run people off, L.N. Everyone has the privilege to comment.

        I seem to remember a poster named RD that would threaten me with secret IT powers and say that I would be hoisted from this site at her whim because of her special relationship with the owners….

        You have some of her bombast.

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    • Mihangel apYrs

      ma’am
      you don’t have to justify yourself. A lady of your quality is and must be unimpeachable. Whatever reason you had for adopting a name that someone else considers blasphemous is good enough for me.

      It is an honour to know that we have such a staunch opponent of the dragon with us.

      Glory to his everlasting holy name

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    • turtlelovingiliterateslut

      and I will attack it too… unless it has just an ounce of truth to it….

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    • Michael knapp

      You are accusing some one of not researching and dis regarding explanations. You the person who said an atheist sold something hey don’t believe in to a evil deity they don’t believe in. You who said the lyrics “now death has come to claim, your beautiful remains” some how entails that the person who wrote those lyrics digs up graves and rapes the corpses. How.

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  • “Hey, until you can prove that I at one point said my gender was not male and meant it, I can say you support baby-killings.

    Now maybe if you APOLOGIZED and MEANT it, maybe even made a blog post about just how wrong you are, I might decide that I read something else.”
    -L.N.
    on http://christwire.org/2011/06/the-she-devil-amongst-us/#comment-108128

    So there you have, she admits she is a liar, and is asking to be bribed so that she/he/ it, whatever, can be bribed!

    Is this the kind of person to be taken seriously?

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    • You admitted that you are a liar and a baby-murderer, yet you still want the admiration and respect of your peers. And how did I admit I am a liar? I’m just saying that I might decide that I read something else. You still said you were a baby killer, but I just might overlook that.

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      • I did not say I was a baby killer, but YOU did say that you were willing to “change your story”. I am not apologizing for spreading the word of Jesus Christ. Your lies will not stand here. If you don’t like it here, or me, or everyone else, or Jesus, or our articles…you can leave.

        We don’t ask you to comment on our articles, but you do it anyway. Why don’t you go start your own site called Hatewire, or Lesbianwire?

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        • You did say you were a baby killer. I read it somewhere. That’s all that matters, right? You’re just a lying old bitty who’s against the world.

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          • first shes a teenager and now shes a “lying old bitty” ?? leave us now, Troll.. thats all you are.. and do not insult Sister Xenu again.. Btw.. didn’t you know that L.N. stands for Lucifer’s Nuts?? You can say your name stands for something else but it still shares initials with Lucifer’s Nuts.. why haven’t you changed your name then?? I’ll be praying for you

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          • etrius of the venus project

            xenu….or xeno

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        • This site is a bunch of paganistic heathens who severely misinterpret the Bible. I find A LOT of entertainment reading this site because of the people who are so, so lost. I have laughed at every one of your comments, Susan; and again… shut your hag mouth. Return to the Falling Oaks Retirement Home and bask in your Altzheimer’s. Wait… no… stay, so I can laugh at your comment. Rocket away you old dried pickle<3

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  • I am at least willing to post my name as I am a real person and a proud Christian. You do not even post your name. I have never questioned your name, maybe if your a man or woman but not your name. Why should I defend my name to you or anyone else? It is what it is. I am proud of it and will stick with it. Xenu was my fathers name.

    Although he was a great and proud southerner born in Georgia, a slave owner and a Civil War (aka War of Northern Aggression) Vet, his name came from the old country, and he clung to that name as his last vestige of our ancestors that were left behind.

    When I married, my husband had a Jewish Polish name and luckily was willing to let me keep my name, so as not to be insulted with pollock jokes, or from antisemites in the pre-civil rights era south.

    Yes, Xenu is the name of the supposed scientologist god. I don’t know anything about that nor do I care to. But I do know it was invented by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard. Where did he get that name? I don’t know but I have a feeling my cousin Ronald D. Xenu, who worked at “Thrilling Adventure” magazine in the 1930 as a editor might know…look it up, know it all.

    Why should I change my name because some idiot decided to use it in some book that he turned into a “religion”?

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    • by the way I hate to continue posting on this piece of drivel as it seemingly gives it substance, but when have I:
      “yet she thrives for the attention of younger men”

      how so? I suppose from agreeing with my male counterparts? Should I only agree with people older than me? I would like to know of anyone here older than me.

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      • There’s that, but it’s mostly arguing with younger men and insulting them. You want their attention, so you insult them. Congratulations, you have the attention you wanted oh so badly.

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    • Emosexual Bitch (aka Caitlin)

      Hi, My names Caitlin, ya happy? You better be.

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  • L.N. is either an angry lesbian desperately seeking an older woman’s attention, or is a violent woman-abusing man who picks on people that he thinks he is stronger than. Either way this is a sad and disturbing article by a godless deranged humanists.

    Susan needs no defense, so I will offer none. Her unsoiled name speaks for itself. But L.N.’s personal attack shows that she/he has lost any semblance of logic or ability to debate, and now lowers herself to grade school attacks.

    Please go back to your commune and sing with your womyn sisters, LN.

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    • “L.N. is either an angry lesbian desperately seeking an older woman’s attention, or is a violent woman-abusing man who picks on people that he thinks he is stronger than.”

      Well I DID say I became a Christian so…

      “Either way this is a sad and disturbing article by a godless deranged humanists.”

      Yet it perfectly matches every other ‘article’ on here, so it’s still within the theme.

      “Susan needs no defense, so I will offer none. Her unsoiled name speaks for itself.”

      You trust someone named Xenu?

      “But L.N.’s personal attack shows that she/he has lost any semblance of logic or ability to debate, and now lowers herself to grade school attacks.”

      Sounds like every other Christian here.

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    • Winkle… are you sure you aren’t of the homo-gay sub breed? Your picture and name give it away

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  • These are lies.

    Sister Susan is a God fearing Christian that knows her place and acts accordingly in all things.

    She will not be intimidated by your slander. And I pray she will find conviction from your false accusations. I have seen her turn her cheeks over many times as she will again, no matter how she is provoked.

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    • If she knows her place, then why isn’t she tending to the cleaning all the time, or the cooking, or any other duties of a woman?

      If she’s a Christian, why is her last name Xenu? Obviously she is not and you’ve all been had.

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      • Mihangel apYrs

        Sir
        a lady of her maturity surely has a duty to impart her knowledge to us junior to her. Her godly path is one of motherly nurture not preachifying command

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    • Three months away now, eh Camping?

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      • Young man,

        I pray that your failure to accurately complete simple math problems is just further indication of the decline in the educational success of our public schools since prayer was banned, and not some demonic mental disease cast on you for sinning.

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  • Yo, she just dissed me on my own article!

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    • I just agreed with the brothers who want to see your credentials. I apologize if I insulted you Mr. Morgan

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      • as soon as billings shows his credentials I reckon he be happy to

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  • Was this written by The Comedian?

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    • Yes, it was written by him, I just lent him my name.

      No dipshit, stop with your paranoia.

      Oh, and if you couldn’t tell, that first sentence was sarcasm, I know you’re a bit slow on the uptake.

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      • HOW DARE YOU INSULT PASTOR BILLINGS LIKE THAT.. YOU HAVE A RESERVED TABLE FOR TWO IN HELL.. (one seat for you and the other for Lucifer’s Nuts.. the name you seem to think its ok to call yourself) .. Its bad enough to insult a Christian woman like Sister Xenu.. but to insult a high ranking male official of the Church like Pastor Billings is an unforgivable sin.. you trolls need to get a life

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  • Christian Intellectual

    This article is obviously completely false.
    I don’t believe anything a lesbian, transgenic, atheist says.

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    • You listen to Susan though.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        An your point is?

        I agree with Mr Billings you are mentally ill.

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        • Did you not catch what I meant? You don’t believe anything a lesbian, transgenic atheist says, yet you follow Susan. Obviously she fits along the same lines, and considering how I’m only an atheist, that means that you listen to me (after all, I am, and have always been, a straight male).

          Oh, and telling someone they’re mentally ill when you’ve stated before that you think logic and reason are tools of the devil only proves that you’re an idiot.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            L.N what evidence do you have to prove your claims ? i suspect you have NOTHING.

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          • I’ve got my evidence, you just have to look around. I’m just doing the same thing Tyson does when I ask him for sources, so what’s the problem?

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          • LN is an idiot

            you are seriously one of the dumbest people i’ve ever met on the internet, LN… i can’t believe you are actually wasting your time arguing with a satirical website whose whole goal is to make fun of people like you .. People who take something that is so obviously a joke, seriously.. and then spend hours arguing against it.. its like you’re having an argument in your head basically

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        • Retard christian

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    • Transgenic is termed used to describe organisms into which genes foreign to there species have been introduced.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        No, the transgenic are the men/women that “change” genders.

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        • That’s ‘transgender’, it even has the word gender in it.

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  • The first sentence seems pretty straight-faced. Why do you think it’s sarcasm? She just says the word Xenu comes from Scientology. And yes, I do believe The Comedian wrote this. I don’t understand what you mean by “lending him your name.” Could you try to be a little bit more clear? I really don’t think you make sense.

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  • Cassidy Pen Neoconstipated

    There should be a way to vet personal attacks on the good people at Chris†wire by trolls.

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    • There should be a way to protect people from the crap that you people write, but there is not so deal with it.

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      • LN is an idiot

        you’re another one shannon.. you have to be 100% certified retarded to take this site seriously.. go get a dictionary and look up the word SATIRE.. then go back to school for about a decade… seriously .. all the people behind this site are laughing their asses off at how ignorant you are

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus

    I’m confused. Is this article supposed to be what L.N was threatening to unleash on Christwire? At least R.D. used to attempt to shut us down with her “computer I.T. knowledge”, but this just seems petty and spiteful. I guess I shouldn’t expect much from a pre-pubescent girl who thinks she is a 50 year old man though.

    Good Work L.N!!! You really proved a point with this “amazing” article.

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    • You sir are a homosexual who flaunts about and attempts to seem straight and Christian, yet you have hoarded too many children to date into your basement. You have sinned, and as such, God has taken away your ability to see straight or think properly.

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  • Yeah, I really don’t see how someone’s last name necessarily affiliates them with a particular group. I mean just because my last name is “Crackmonger” shouldn’t lead one to believe I smoke the cracked cocaine. I really think LN should consider leaving matters to the Lord’s workers…

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus

      Timmay Crackmonger, You are a brilliant child of God. Thank you for this comment, although, I’m sure God will thank you in Heaven anyway!

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      • Thank you Timmay for your elegant defense of my name. If there was a question before whether you had a soul or not there isn’t any longer!

        Timmay Crackmonger, to day you make an old woman proud to know a ginger…well now she is going to accuse me of flirting with more young men!

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        • You’re still nothing more than a hateful teenaged bitch who’s lying about her age in an attempt to garner the respect of others and who can’t read and wants to harass others, so you got your just desserts. Besides, if Tyson or Abe can use Christina Aguilera’s last name as ‘proof’ that she isn’t an American, then I can use your last name to prove that you aren’t a Christian.

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          • LN is an idiot

            seriously.. LN .. how can you be THAT out of it .. everybody on this site is fake.. they are all fake names, fake pictures, etc etc. thats what makes it funny

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    • Mihangel apYrs

      Timmay

      I would truly love to hug you tight and get close to you – in a godly sort of wa of course – for your defence of Ms Susan (I can’t bring myself to assume to use the “sister” word)

      We are sooo lucky to have such good saved Christians here

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  • Cool Tom Kimbo Cool Tom Kimbo

    This is garbage. I have programmed my computer with a holy script that blocks all of L.N.’s hateful comments but it didn’t block this garbage article.

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    • Tom, this article is 100% true. You are only blinding yourself to the truth by siding with this she-devil.

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    • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

      There is no such thing as a “holy script”.

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    • homo-gay? ^

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  • Well LN your little article did do one thing, it helped to educate me. Since I didn’t know anything about L. Ron Hubbard or Scientifology, other than it was wrong, I researched it last night. It is actually very disturbing. Even worse than Islam!

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    • Why would you need to research it? You are indeed a member of it! In fact, because you came out and said that you researched it, that means you looked at text that others considered to be holy WHILE CLAIMING TO BE A CHRISTIAN!

      Further proof that you are a liar.

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      • And here I thought Shannon was the biggest idiot of this site, I stand corrected you are the queen idiot.

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        • You missed the reply button under your own post. How can I be a queen if I’m a straight male? And how can I be the biggest idiot if you’re the one from Scientology?

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        • Sorry Susan no one can be a bigger idiot than you are, the fact that you believe the crap you write is evidence that you in fact are the bigger idiot.

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    • Mihangel apYrs

      Please ma’am

      we know all kinds of evil and sin exist, but don’t soil yourself by researching it. We must FLEE from such vileness

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  • L.N,
    I am very confused.
    You are a chrisTwire fellowship supporter but just think Susan is an L Ron Hubbard Mole?
    “The good people here at Christwire”

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    • Yes. I have proof that states that Susan is, in fact, a member of Scientology. You see, while I disagree with many of Christwire’s writers, I do believe that everyone has a common enemy: Scientologists. Would YOU want to be indoctrinated into a cult where the followers just hand the leaders money, just to be told lies like aliens invade our bodies and the only possible way to get rid of them is through the use of two electrified dildos? I think not, but if you continue to follow Susan’s ways, she will trick you into going down that path. The bible DID warn of a false prophet, and I believe Susan to be such a one.

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      • L.N. you are a smart man! I didn’t see this angle Susan was coming from but it makes complete sense now! Wow she and them scientologists are fucked up in the head!

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        • Shannon,
          This is a site for tolerance, love and understanding. Your hate has no place here.

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          • HAHA+ Tolerance? WTF do you have tolerance for? Nothing but your own kind! Anything that is different from you is a sin, but guess what, not everyone thinks the same small minded way that you so! Love? You love no one but yourself, which is kinda funny because you say masturbation is a sin, but that must be the only way you can get any action because I am positive that no woman would have you. Understanding? Again you only understand what you want to understand, anything that is new or different from what you know is a sin. Your nothing more than a hypocrite and a liar!

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          • Are you stupid?! This site has no tolerance! Whether it be for homosexuals or even for TV comedians… and please change the profile pic… looks like a child homo gay rapist

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          • Michael knapp

            Tolerance? http://christwire.org/2011/08/black-veil-brides-emo-rock-at-the-cross-roads-of-hell/ is article the act Of a tolerant person?

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  • Allright here’s my investigative profile of Comedian:

    - Straight White Male
    - California resident
    - Late 20s, early 30s
    - Under 200lbs
    - Eats organic, but not a vegan
    - Single
    - Employed in a day job
    - Liberal
    - Not an atheist, but buys into “New Age” spirituality
    - Does not live in the inner city

    As for RN, I always thought she was a girl and a lesbian, possibly under 25… but now I suspect that is just an elaborate cover that Comedian has created in some sexual fantasy alternative life in his head.

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    • The Comedian

      //- Straight White Male
      - California resident
      - Late 20s, early 30s
      - Under 200lbs
      - Eats organic, but not a vegan
      - Single
      - Employed in a day job
      - Liberal
      - Not an atheist, but buys into “New Age” spirituality
      - Does not live in the inner city//

      You got the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, and 9th bits completely and utterly wrong. I don’t live anywhere near California, I’m older than you think, don’t care if my food’s organic, nor am I a hippie. I’d say I’m surprised, but considering how generic your descriptions are, you don’t get any points.

      //As for RN, I always thought she was a girl and a lesbian, possibly under 25… but now I suspect that is just an elaborate cover that Comedian has created in some sexual fantasy alternative life in his head.//

      RN hasn’t been to this site in forever, and if you’re talking about LN, he’s a different dude entirely. Hell, the fact I’m having to tell you what he meant is pretty sad on your part. That bit about the first sentence being sarcastic? He was talking about ‘him lending me his name’. I don’t have any beef with Susan. Hell, I think she’s hilarious, why the hell would I go out of my way to troll her ass when she hasn’t said one word about me?

      Personally the only one here I have an issue with is you, I just ignore Adam most of the time nowadays, if I ever do respond to him.

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      • Nice try, buster. You can’t fool me!!!!

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        • The Comedian

          I’m not the one fooling you, you are. Yeah, you’re so incredibly retarded that you fool yourself.

          You’re nothing but a scared idiot who latches onto the faintest of ideas and you just run all the way with it. Name one conversation that Susan has had with me and how it pissed me off, name one time she’s ever directly insulted me, or vice versa. The quick answer is that there isn’t any, so why the hell would I write up this blog post dedicated to slamming her? The answer to that? I didn’t, LN did. Hell, it’s obviously written up as to who wrote it, “L.N”. Not “The Comedian”, “L.N”, so why the hell are you thinking that I’m the one that wrote it? What, you jealous that you didn’t get your own blog dedicated to insulting you? You mad bro?

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      • So glad your a fan comedian! God Bless!

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  • L.N., you need to understand something. Just because one thing is possible, doesnt mean its the answer. And plus this comment: “A woman shall not speak unless spoken to, correct my fellow men?” What the fucks wrong with you? You respect women. I’m an athiest, so i know your gonna assume thatim horrible, but atleast im a decent human being.

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  • Jeremy Bonaparte Praise Jesus

    Maybe if L.N stopped commenting in Chinese, we could all take him a little more seriously. As it is, I have trouble reading anything he says.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus

      Sorry to correct you, but it should be “she” not “he” as L.N is a 14 year old female and not a 50 year old male as she claims. (we have webcam proof now)

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  • My male cat got ravished by a male dog today… Still worse… a male chihuahua.

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  • This is the most disgustingly evil website ever

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  • FINALLY !! thank you thank you thaaaaaank youuuuuuu SO MUCH for writing this !! her uploads bashing the ‘emosexuals’ made me cry. thank you. THANKS SO MUCH !!

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  • Finally someone wrote this shit, and Susan, the reason we” attack” are the articles is because they’re mostly lies and were defending ourselves, which is a born right, great article, my favorite part,” suck it Susan” I completely agree

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  • TheMissunderstood666

    AGREED 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
    LOL SHAE AN UNHOLY HATEFUL JUDGMENTAL BITCH AND I HAVE FOUGHT HER VIA FACEBOOK AND ON HERE.. Her comebacks = suck and she fails at spelling I have excuse I’m younger she likes frigging ancient! xD

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  • I believe Susan B. Xenu, if that’s her real name, just got pwned!! If she was a real Christian, she would not troll or say meaningless shit! By the way, Susan, everyone is created equally, you just happen to be lower than the people that actually know what they are talking about and don’t have to research anything.

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  • Satan’s a genius! He invents something like Religion, sits back and watches you silly humans kill eachother over it. Too bad there is such a thing and internet and online discussions (he would think) if there wasn’t someone would have killed someone by now and left souls for ‘him’ to collect!

    In the case of things relating to any kind of hatred – you are all delusional if you think, dream and believe for just a second any of it is in name of “Jesus”. If he was ever real I guarantee his goal wasn’t for people to kill each other over who does and doesn’t believe in him, unless he was Judas in disguise and that was exactly what he planned.

    Moreover – it is sad to know people still spread hatred for different choices in sexuality, beliefs, nationality, skin color.

    It is sad that nowadays anything religious I look into always has hatred, arguing, and fighting attached to it.

    Well, I guess if I was Satan – BONUS!

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