• Talking to Teens about Enemas

    June 16, 2011 12:26 am 17 comments

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    Breaching the controversial subject of enemas in the hot summer months can be daunting for parents of teens. Controversy and concerns aside, the discussion is one that is necessary. Before your teen or tween heads off to summer camp, an outdoor concert event or summer mission this year, take time for prayer and reflection together as Christians on the holy benefits and sinful dangers of enemas.

    What is an Enema?

    Colonic irrigation, enema and colon hydrotherapy are all names for the medical process of shooting water or liquid mixture into the bowels via the rectum in order to cleanse out the dirtiness of sin or hydrate the body. While the Scripture has much to say on the subject, the first enema most likely took place soon after leaving Eden. Parents should be clear in communicating that this is a scripturally based procedure to be employed in service when truly needed by the body and always with prayerful insight into the scriptural significance, not for giggles and homosexual hijinx with the anus.

    Controversy of Enemas, Events and Alcohol

    During outdoor events like Bonnaroo, Coachella, and Stagecoach many teens and young adults were overtaken by heat exhaustion and dehydration due to drinking alcohol.

    nurseThey would become dehydrated and fall, sometimes filthy and naked onto blankets and pallets inside tents. Enemas are one way of combating this problem during events, as instructed in the book of Genesis, chapter 9. Noah was celebrating a harvest of grapes with wine, became drunk and passed out in his tent during festivities.

    20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard.
    21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent.
    22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father’s nakedness and told his two brothers outside.
    23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s nakedness. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father’s nakedness.

    24 When Noah awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest son had done to him,
    25 he said,”Cursed be Canaan! The lowest of slaves will he be to his brothers.”

    Like Noah, a friend may not be appreciative of receiving a needed enema while drunk and passed out. The lesson learned is it is best to discuss these things in advance of a crisis.

    If event managers would allow to faith based enema tents, kids would not be ashamed or risk rectal infections by jerry-rigging a enema with a Red Bull can, duct tape and hose.

    Enemas administered in conjunction with prayer and scriptural knowledge are less likely to make the receiver homosexual and open to disease. The bowel and colon contain a plethora of bacteria and germs that are harmful if proper hygiene is not followed. Instruction is the key to keeping teens free of disease and homosexuality.

    It is important that parents discuss how to receive and give an enema with teens attending events where dehydration is possible. While hopefully Christian teens and young adults are mature enough not to drink, Satan’s peer pressure to imbibe rather than im-Bible may be too great. Friends attending the event may also be at risk to drink or sin and may need friendly guidance with a soulful hand on the shoulder or lower back. With the permission of other parents, planning an enema party may be the answer.

    oopsWith prayer and hands on experience on how to give an enema to a fit, knowledgeable youth leader, these gatherings may be the answer many seek. Studies have shown that kids that are given hands on instruction of how to give and receive an enema are less likely to become dehydrated and require or solicit one from a perverted stranger that takes liberties or fails to use preventative prayer.

    Some summer camps may already sponsor workshops and seminars in conjunction with anti-bullying campaigns. Talking with a youth pastor or leader about including this could save lives.

    My Enemy is My Enema

    Enemas and enemies have been around since the discovery of the rectum. While Bible scripture does not specifically call an enemy an emena, many Biblical scholars associate the gospel of Luke 6:28 with enemas. “Bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.

    “An enemy challenges you to live for God. An enemy forces you to get rid of the sin and hypocrisy in your life because you don’t want them to have any ammunition against you. So you get rid of all those bad things in your life because of your enemy. In this way, an enemy is kind of like an enema – both get all the bad stuff out of you.” – Jeremy Meyers, Sermon on Luke

    What this scriptural scholar is telling us in his statement is that colonic responses not reactions to bullying are important. When faced with a bully, reflection and planning of how to handle the threat can be positive, like a controlled enema (response), instead of simply reacting (crapping oneself).

    Song of SolomonIf one is being bullied for being overweight or having acne, the Christ centered response can be to eliminate or void that problem rather than soiling undergarments in defeat. Turning the other cheek as Jesus would say. Positive responses like prayer, moral living and self defense classes can also be helpful in raising self esteem and preparation if the enemy is in need of a full on martial arts cleansing.

    The Cleansing of Sinful Dirtiness for Moral Purity

    The Song of Solomon, sometimes referred to as the most poetic and beautiful books of the Bible, includes passages about the enema as preparations of purity for the bride before becoming one with the beloved.

    Song of Solomon 5:4 (KJV)

    “My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.”

    Since too many enemas can cause imbalances to the body, it isn’t advisable to administer an enema during every sexual encounter in Christian marriage. Perhaps birthdays and anniversaries, government holidays and special weeks of recognition like secretaries week would be proper, just not every time.

    Too much of a good thing always seems to be bad, and so it is with enemas. Some have perverted this Biblical act into a sick and filthy fetish replete with nursing uniforms, twisted bondage games and homosexual acts of penetration.

    nurse!Colonic salons cater to these types of fecal feelios and are found commonly all over socialist and communist countries in Europe. A patron of these salons will be stripped bare in a clinical environment. No paper gown or coverings are allowed. The patron is silently examined physically with palpations, tugs, clinical probing of clefts and personal boundaries. Lying prone or kneeling, the nozzle is inserted into the rectum. A giddy warmth fills the colon and nether regions. The clinician my gently roll or rock the ‘patient’ by grasping the buttocks or with a firm hand on the backside. The subjugation happens far too quickly for the unaware female patron who believes they are to receive only healthful massage or facial.

    Monument to EnemaThese salons prey on touring Americans, excited to experience the sights and sounds of Europe. Their anal shenanigans have earned them great pride with monuments and acclaim. At nearly $100 (USD) a session, these are truly fecal bandits at their most fiscally predatory.

    Colonics are commonly used by homosexuals prior to anal sex in a vain attempt to abate the dangers of the Russian roulette they are playing with their bodies. They have also taken what is natural, scriptural and purifying and turned it into something dirty and sinful.

    When talking to your teen boys about enemas, the question “Will this make me gay” most certainly will come up. The answer clearly is that if overused or enjoyed too vigorously, yes it will make even women gay. If they begin to have desires for objects or a penis penetrating the anus, then the enema most likely was administered in such a fashion that homosexual enjoyment turned the receiver gay. It is important that enemas be combined with scripture and prayer to keep this from happening.

    For the most part, enemas can be purifying and healthful. Education and scriptural knowledge as always is the best preventative medicine for a healthy family.

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