Telemundo Weather: Steamy with a 100% Chance of Damnation

Susan B. Xenu
• ChristWire
June 30, 2011 12:20 am33 comments

Mexicans.

They look all cute and innocent at the intersection selling oranges or mowing your yard. They have a hint of naivety as they bring you extra salsa for your chips. But behind that multicolored poncho is a heart of evil sin and perverse lustful self fornication.

Many conservatives have learned this, and several states are working to rid themselves of this brown scourge. But liberal communists who are afraid of losing their free chips and salsa as well as the cheap lawn care are fighting to keep them here.

If you do not believe the evil, look at these images. TV weather people are supposed to be upstanding professionals, as they have a very important job. When one of these giant F7 Tornadoes comes to suck up your house and deposit you in a state with gay marriage do you want a knowledgeable professional or a piece of hoochie eye candy?

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33 Comments

  • What is a TeleMondo? Is that the weird looking creature from the movie “The Goonies”, or was it the big guy from “Blazing Saddles”? “Candygram for TeleMondo”

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    • Actually it is that mexican channel with all the softcore in between TBN and the local access channel on your cable.

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      • Hmmm… I always thought that was just an advertisement for those “Whorelots Go Hog Wild” videos. Well, I guess I learned something new today…And a another channel blocked! Praise Click to you, Sister Susan.

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    • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

      its for Hispanics or for these really hilarious game shows are really great soap operas. Those ladies up there are extremely beautiful and this is a reminder to all white men that this is what they miss out on. pics #’s 4 and 5 is a lady named Miranda Lopez and she is one of the best reporters. If u dont know what telemundo is then don’t talk about it. Latinos are the binding of American society without them many of u would be bitching. “it’s to hot to do the yard” or “I have work and i can’t take care of my kids” or u ladies think ” my man is so unsatisfying in bed, i need a little Latin love!” see we make everything better watch a mpvie called ” A Day Without Mexicans” it will teach u a thing or two.

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      • A day without mexicans sounds like a wonderful day to me.

        I thought you left in disgrace as it was uncovered that you were the fake LN

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        • Alison Vanity Manson Alisonmanson

          No i was out in japan for the yasi nio mosikia liwna awards, an award ceremony for people who have willingly helped those who needed help the most, i was nominated for donating 500,000 dollars to japan.

          oh and try living a day with out Mexicans, i dare u!

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  • Christian Intellectual

    This proves that all mexicants are misogynistic, perverted, savages.

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    • Don’t you believe that all women are only good for popping out babies and have no business in the work force? How is that not misogynistic?

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      • Christian Intellectual

        I not a misogynist because i respect women.

        The mexicants rape women with lustful, sinful thoughts.

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        • oh, I understand now.

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          • Alison, I have one question, why are you imitating me? What did I say to you?

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        • Oh, and white men don’t? Christians don’t? Regardless of what you think, Christians are not perfect, there are plenty who sin and people like you who just dismiss them aren’t Christian yourselves.

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        • No, you do NOT respect women, as you think women are good for nothing but making and raising babies. Thus, you are a misogynist.

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    • prettyeyedmama2010

      how does this prove all mexicans are perverted savages?

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  • Sister Susan,

    Can you correlate gigantism with proximity to agricultural run-off from the Colorado river – or is it proximity to the maquiladoras?

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  • Cassidy Pen Neoconstipated

    A co-worker of mine saw the second to last picture and wished to become the letter ‘N.’

    I asked him, “What does that even mean?”

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    One of our local restaurateurs is Mexican. His wife is part of the homemakers circle, most likely trying to make nice with the white women so we don’t suspect her as a drug mule. She often wears provocative clothing and has some habits that have caused a stir.

    She irons clothes in hooker shoes.

    I was delivering the circle’s birthday basket of best wishes and caught her in the middle of the living room watching this Telemondo, ironing. I can’t understand a thing she says. I talk to her pre-schooler most of the time. Kid seems to be pretty aware of how odd this is.

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  • Those “girls” are all a little too chunky to be on TV.

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  • I will put those harlots over my knee and thrash the wickedness out them, over and over again.

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    • prettyeyedmama2010

      that sounds pretty perverted to want to give these girls a pounding..
      and you call mexicans perverted..

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    That first picture, it is a miracle she doesn’t tip over.

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  • A friend at my church told me that she found her teen aged son self fornicating to telemundo news the other day!

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  • one thing for sure the weather is NOT the only thing Hot out there :D

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  • prettyeyedmama2010

    Quite honestly i do believe that latina women are objectified on the channel and many latino channels and shows. I believe it is sad because some of these women are very intelligent and educated & very respectable in person but lower themselves to do this just for ratings.
    But i do not appreciate you susan belittle the latino community as a whole or your racist comments about mexicans in general.
    Yes. A lot of latinos cross the borders, but a lot not all but most come here at the chance for a better life or a better life for their children. Some are very hard working and just do what they can to survive.
    I know a lot of the typical stereotype you know of, but i do know a lot of Mexicans, even some who came here illegally who have been nothing but a benefit to society.
    My husbands parents came here illegally, but live honest lives arent drug dealers or work in mexican restaurants or whatever else stereotype you can think of, but theyre good people.
    My husband is a citizen and is living the dream is parents came here in the 1st place for.
    He finished his bachelor’s degree in criminal justice, masters in justice administration/sociology, is an officer for the air force, and is working on his juris doctrate (law degree). He works now as a police officer and no he isnt corupt. He is full blooded Mexican and is not even one sterotype you can think of. He is a good Christian and a good man & provider & father.
    I am part-mexican as well. And i do not dress provactively unless its for my husband (just being honest) We have jobs helping others, are good parents, and serve in our church.
    Im not trying to state you dont have the right to view mexicans in that view but can you at least admit and know that NOT ALL mexicans or latinos are like the stereotype you believe..

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