“The Deep Web”, DOT Onion sites, How Liberal Pedophile Homogays Use A Hidden Internet To Circumvent The Law
If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses that you can only access if you are one select few who is privy to the secretest of homogay codes.
Here at Christwire our research team is second to none, and what they have uncovered this time could shake the Internet to it’s very foundations. We have learned how to access this secret Internet and in the process not only learned that it contains tons of illegal material, but is also the super secret hub of the homogay agenda in this great nation.
The sites do not end with a .com or .org like you may be used to. Instead they follow a strange .onion format. They also do not have regular names like Christwire, but instead long random strings of letters and numbers used to hide their sinister content. What type of sinister content? Glad you asked.
Have you ever wondered where you can find someone to kill your spouse on the Internet? Try a .onion site. Want to buy some illegal drugs? Again, a .onion site will show you the way.
But it gets even worse. The homogay couple down the street that you think are mostly harmless? They use .onion sites to share nude pictures of your children.
If you are not computer savvy it is pretty easy to stay away from these places. But Christwire has went undercover to expose this travesty and show you just how we infiltrated these homogay Satan mongers and how you to can access this super secret network and bring help us to bring Christianity to their evil midsts.
First you need to install TOR. It opens your browser to the evil network and allows you to visit .onion sites. Without it you will not be able to see them. Once it is installed you may visit what has been called a ‘hidden wiki’ that helps you navigate this shady underworld. The hidden wiki can be found here ( http://kpvz7ki2v5agwt35.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page ).
Be wary, for this is not the Internet you are used to. Homogays and pedophiles run that place. The wrong click of a mouse and you could find yourself in felony possession of child pornography. It is not safe to surf, at all, from any workplace or even from a home with children.
Bulletin boards such as the one below ( http://ci3hn2uzjw2wby3z.onion/) are prevalent. Don’t try to open that link with your regular browser. It won’t get you there. You need the homogay TOR installed first. Once you do open it, however, you will find posts such as these: 
Shocking as it is, there is reportedly over 10 terrabytes of forbidden information hidden in these .onion sites. I hope you will join us here at Christwire to have these sites blocked, shut down, and their proprietors arrested by sending letters to your congressman detailing the atrocities you have learned about here today.
And whatever you do, DO NOT surf these websites without pastoral supervision, and only on a research basis. Anything else will make you gay and probably get you thrown in prison for life.
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You cracked our code, now all homogays must run from the burning light of the truth! It scorches the vampires and possessed marmots which live within the deep-tubes! All hail mighty Christ/Programmer, who gave your research team the ability to enter through the doors of Cthulu-ra and pierce the deep roads through their very core!
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It’s amazing what ends liberals will go to in order to undermine societal values.
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There is an extension for porn, but that is widely known and is .xxx, There is no secret internet, however there may be websites with questionable content. Stop making things up.
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I am really afraid now! I don’t even know how to work this internet! I mean look at most of my articles…I usually screw up a link or text or something, but this thing out right SCARES ME!
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Hey, i went to those sites. or tried to. they aren’t up.
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lol
It opens your browser to “the evil network”
Tor is used to view .onion sites, but not everything is illegal that uses .onion. Also tor can be used to browse the internet privately, as it sets up a series of proxies which tor runs through, and are randomized every 15 minutes. Furthermore, you can get to .onion sites without tor, using the .tor2web extension instead of .onion.
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.onion.tor2web
lrn2usestuff
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Tor, let’s face it, is really only for hackers.
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i’ve been there, there a re lots of pictures of christian pedos having sex with underage teens, drugs are everywhere, online was expected, but, homogay is a term ? isnt the church full of pedophilies they should worry about ? clean uop your own hoese before you demand a clean street.
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LOL took the words right out of my mouth. Well said! TO ALL OTHERS: “These websites don’t have NORMAL names like “christwire” hahahaha.” “I’m scared to look now” hahaha. You should be. Or maybe you should be scared to look in, read, and RESEARCH the bible. It’s much more SCARY believing all the bullshit in that book vs what you find on the web. Murders, rape, pedophilia, or anything else are endorsed and spoke about in the bible or by the christian/catholic church. Yes, I’m not making this up. oh I don’t know look up the salem witch trials, the counsel of nicaea, or the counsel of trent. where your beloved church decided what was acceptable and what was the best way to brainwash you into believing your AMAZING religion. You people are so naive and so insecure you NEED others to tell you how to live. it’s that simple. go ahead. challenge me on the bible. cause i guarantee i’ve researched it and no more FACT behing it that you. and a little big of info. i was born and raised catholic and went to a private catholic school for 12 years. i was just part of the group that saw through the bullshit and smoke and mirrors. wake the fuck up.
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haha i just laughed at all my own spelling mistakes on this now.. i was hammered at the time of posting, yet still got my point across.
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You haven’t really touched on why those pesky hemophiliacs call it the “DEEP” web. Please, elaborate more.
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TOR is just a mechanism to make regular internet connections anonymous, it is in no way a “hidden internet”. This makes it impossible to trace where the content is really coming from, which is why it’s used for bad things at times. But this also makes it practically impossible to stop. You can protest and write letters all you want, but you can’t stop it from being used without a huge global investment in internet infrastructure, and even then you’d break a huge portion of websites. Since TOR uses SSL, and this is also used to secure websites and online services. There is no way to tell legitimate SSL traffic, from say your online banking account, apart from TOR traffic.
Most importantly though, all the bad things you mention are all over the internet anyway. Trough TOR you can just access a few more.
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Tor switches your IP with that of another Tor user.
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I’m offended that you’d say that fapping with spit is in any way homogay or illegal. I’m pretty sure Jesus fapped with spit. How else did he put his jizz in the virgin mary?
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Hey guys look to the right… They have Glenn Beck listed as a “moral guardian”. Ahahahaha.
The atrocities found on the Tor network are much smaller than the ones found in the bible, by the way. It’s absolutely astonishing that so many people follow your “holy” book. I honestly feel bad for you guys…
Now if you’d excuse me, I need to go fap to some liberal democratic child porn while ordering some meth through the Tor network. Later haters.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha. sooo good.
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This article has cointelpro written all over it. To base an article on hyperbole is playing on peoples fears. That is not very Christ like. The CIA or some nitwits wrote this.
Christians being persecuted for teaching the word of Christ in tyrannical Countries can use the tor network to communicate without fear of being caught by a Govt that wants to kill them for their religious beliefs.
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So, priests have their own interwebs?
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Praise/Condemn? What happened to ‘Do not Judge.’?
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@fapping with spit
I put my jizz in Mary Magdalene. My Dad raped the virgin Mary. Jeez, get it right.
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What you extremist conservatives don’t realize is that all this activity already occurs, right under your dumb ass noses, on the regular internet, on a daily-no second- basis. Its like anything else. Certain people will use things for evil, some won’t. Its not all bad, but that wasn’t mentioned in this one-sided article. You people are the real heathons, waste your lives studying one book and trying to inflict your skewed morals on people who have no interest in them. If there were a true creator, do you think he/she/they/it would want you to spend your entire lives with your heads buried in a book? Or enjoying your life, being productive, and helping others. I think the ultimate creator would understand people make mistakes, but they should be constantly trying to improve themselves.
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If you don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”, why do you even bother writing articles?
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a few of my favorites,”But Christwire has went undercover…” “access this super secret network and bring help us to bring Christianity…”
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These people probs all use Explorer (ewwww)
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This site has to be by far my favorite parody/spoof site. Seriously, I love The Onion as much as the next person, but there’s just something about this site that amuses me all the more. It makes light of extremism, which can be found for any view for any subject on Earth. From politics and religion down to who’s the best singer on some stupid show intended to keep the masses placated and distracted. Heck, some people get more zealous over their opinions on things that are ultimately irrelevant than they are about the truly important things to debate. Anyway, keep up the good work. I always get a good laugh from this site.
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THESE INTERNETS IS REAL SCARY!!! 0_0.
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I was just googling for some .onion links and came across this site.. I am still rolling at the stupidity of the author. Fun that it is ok to use TOR for research… likely HOURS and HOURS of research, but not to protect your own anonymity. I have seen some “HomoGay” sites on the onion network, but I am pretty sure that those are very few and far between… and it is also impossible to turn gay from browsing these sites.. it that were not the case, we would not have this article from somebody who must be gay, since the author put in this much research into the “Hidden Web”
my $0.02
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Further proof that the Christian religion is full of intolerant, misinformed buffoons who pounce on the opportunity to spout non-sense long before they take the time to do the proper research on what they are talking about.
Tor was originally created by the U.S Naval Research Laboratory to serve the U.S government. Therefore, the government created “the secretest of the homogay codes”.
I was unaware that an inanimate object; such as Tor, could be evil. With that logic i assume that you would find bananas evil as well, seeing as I enjoy shoving them up my homogay rectum for a weekend full of sweet sweet buttplay. My point is anything can be abused but that doesn’t make it evil. It’s the intention’s of the user behind it that is evil.
This article is just the epitome of a typical Christian failing to understand the basis of their problems and instead lashing out at their easiest target in their righteous crusade to rid their world of “evil”.
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The gays have an “agenda”? What does this “agenda” entail?
Yours truly
Jesus H. Christ
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Dear Mr Keating.
I do not think God would approve of this article. I know you had the flocks best interests at heart when you wrote it, but the Devil works in mysterious ways. Read on.
I did not believe that the police would ever allow pictures of homogays on the internet so I asked my pastor if he would guide me through the wilderness of this “homogay web”. I found something called the “Hidden Wiki” and I was discussed to find pictures of homogay children. I shrieked and felt like I had to throw up so I ran to the bathroom for quite a while. When I came back, I found my pastor MASTURBATING in front of the computer! I couldn’t believe it. He assured me he was doing gods work but I suspect the Devil came through the computer and possessed him.
I believe you should take this article down so no more good souls wander into this evil liberal interwebs. It would be best to not even know it exists.
If you must view it, to be safe, I advise you gather your family with you and sing prayers to Jesus while you view the homogay liberal children.
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Just so you know: TOR was setup explicitly for anonymity and resistance against people who would want to shut it down.
1) You can’t identify visitors.
2) You can’t identify .onion domain owners.
3) You can’t remove or block .onion domains.
4) You can’t shut down TOR.
These things are all impossible and central to why Tor was developed.
Good luck. The geeks are taking the internet back. We made it and own it, we just let you play on it.
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Welp boys, pack it up, looks like we’ll be moving to .tomato now. Should have another few years before the holy warriors at Christwire are back on to us.
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i bet it reeeeeealy burned to check out all those “evil” sites…lololol…..must have taken you hours…and hours….and hours….lol
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Ololol, best troll ever.
You know how I knew it was a troll? Because this is exactly the kind of sites you find on the Deepnet. Paranoid, aluminum-foil-hat wearers that thing the [INSERT SCAPEGOAT HERE] are out to destroy [INSERT NO HOMOGAY THING HERE]. But that’s the beauty of the Deepnet, ’cause eventually one of you crazy folks’ll turn out to be right, and the only way we’ll be able to find you is through the good ol’ .onion.
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Fuck off.
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I’m 12 years old and what is this?
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Not sure if troll or mentally retarded.
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Is this article for real?? or a joke??
i’m confused……
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When I heard about this, I didn’t believe it. I got my boy to set this thing up, and when he was gone, I checked. It made me so angry! I literally couldn’t stop shaking for hours.
I had to blow off some steam, so I went outside with an aluminum baseball bat and started beating things. I mostly beat it on the ground and street. When I hit a manhole cover, the dang thing bounced hard and hit me across the face and forehead. I fell, and it left a big bruise.
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This sites a fucking joke right? Homogays? What the fucks a homogay? Excuse me, i must go have some homogay sex.
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I’m not gay but if this guy’s for real he totally loves to suck massive amounts of dick
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Great tutorial! But do you really have to call us “Homogays”?
If it’s a joke, it’s kinda funny, but otherwise, you need to try
unsticking jesus’ cock from your conservative buttocks. Long live tor!
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Oh! You discovered our secret! Now we’ll need to kill you! Give up, nobody will belive in such a claim. A hidden Internet… Hahahahaha Another conspiracy theory…
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Listen here you homo liberal wrapped in a conservative agenda…
you are obviously bat shit crazy, TOR is what allows me to buy guns.
What kind of a person would get in my way???
It’s my patriotic duty to own guns, drink beer and surf the internet anonymously.
Let god punish the sinners, as he intended.
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implying your priests aren’t the ones actually uploading all the child porn to the deepwebs
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any assassination sites that can be found on something as public as the hiddenwiki is very likely to be a scam or police sting. the world isn’t that unsafe just yet. the deal with the pedoporn is that if you had some accidentally on your pc you are more likely to be in trouble, not by being traced (though it’s possible if they dedicate enough reources to perform some traffic analysis) but during an unrelated search of your house by unscrupulous policemen – who want any charge to stick. also childpron is sick. also regular legal u.s. porn supports child sex slavery in other countries, so stay away from that, too.
i’m not in favor of drugs at all but this may result in less dead people from contaminated drugs and from gang violence.
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the fuck is a homogay? that is dumb, really dumb.
also, “over 10 terrabytes[sic] of forbidden information”??? talk about underestimating…
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I’m getting hard just thinking about that liberal spread of homogay.
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“Here at Christwire our research team is second to none.”
Are you kidding!! The Hidden web has been in existence and used exhaustively for years. You clowns have just discovered it! Crime(yes it’s not just pedos lurking there)is a tiny part of what goes on there. There are terabytes of extremely valuable research data stored here and as this was exactly the original purpose of the hidden web it is a legitimate resource. You should be venting your rants at the governments who stupidly chased these people into places where they can’t be found. If getting rid of things used for evil is the answer…..bye bye God.
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Your homophobia sickens me, there isn’t a place deep enough in hell for you to burn in. Not only are you one of the most fascist scumbags I have ever seen but you constantly place blame on people and the web-service when you have NO idea what it is and who uses it. Most of the pedophiles/drug dealers that use it are disowned and reported immediately. Oh and don’t even bother trying to shut it down as you lack the intellect to do so. Degenerates like you belong on the cross.
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