The Masturbatorium: A sordid view of the after-hours nerd
This is an expose into the dark seedy underbelly of American Nerdism, a story of horror and disgust, and I hope a strong warning about the possible future of much of today’s youth.
GODS GIFT TO WOMEN:
God blessed woman with the over powering urge to mate with the “biggest and best”, within the confines of marriage of course. That is why throughout the ages you see women with the Gladiator, Emperor, Warrior, Brave African Missionary or High School quarterback. That is why in the Renaissance age effeminate poets had to create romance to get women into their bed chambers. Throughout human history less manly “men” have been left out. One of those austacised groups were the nerds. They are usually to busy following scientific concepts such as Evolution and the Big Bang Theory, or the collection of Japanime and childrens toys to bother with women.
Nerds as a procreative group were largely ignored until the 1940′s when their scientific theories proved useful in WWII. Once the Japs tasted the burn of American power Oppenheimer and his type were transformed into sexy American heroes, over night. These men made it big, big house, big cars, and women. These “men” who’s fame was paid for by real men in Germany and Iwojima, were swimming in promiscuous girls. As the age of the hippies dawned, and American Nukes were less popular so were the nerds who made them.
typical modern young nerd
In the 80′s the computer age made the nerds popular again. Their copious amounts of cash led to Lamborghinis, Mansions, and women. That money also bought media outlets to further popularize their type. Today nerds are still popular and spreading, they are on TV, Movies and Music. They even have huge nerd conventions all over the country through out the year.
NERDS: THEY’RE NEAR YOU!
A few weeks ago, one of the ladies from my Sunday Bible Study Class, wanted to talk to me privately. It seems that her eldest son was laid off from work, as his job was out sourced to India. He begged her to let him move back in. As she had redecorated his room as a knitting room she told him he could move in to the basement if he cleaned it out.
She told me that her useless keepsakes of the past were thrown away to make room for his collection of thousands and thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars, Star trek, Transformers, G.I. Joe and He-Man toys as well as an over powering amount of Japanime porno filth. She asked me to come over and see what she had to deal with. She was hoping for some way to have an intervention, to get rid of these sinful childish toys and to become a real man. I finally relented.
typical nerd toy over indulgence
DEN OF INEQUALITY
AS I walked into the basement I was overcome by the smell of bleach. She apologized but said that she did not understand the smell, as he never cleaned his own clothes. I smiled and nodded as I knew it was not really the smell of bleach, rather it was the sinful smell of spilt male procreative juices. A whiff of the trash can nearest his computer affirmed my fears. Having dealt with several grandsons coming to visit for the summer, over the last decade, I knew the Computer is the modern storage pit for today’s sinful men.
I cracked the Apple lap top open (Apple products are another sign of the of sin disease) and a video folder full of young Japanese girls fornicating with each other, was minimized. I closed it and continued the tour. There were many bookcases housing countless toys from the 1980′s, a decade that saw the greatest Presidency ever, but was also sullied with the popularization of many homosexual toys such as G.I. Joe, He Man, She-ra, My Little Pony and worse, Rainbow Bright. These toys were carefully posed many in sexual positions.
A blasphemous shrine to Star Wars “You shall place no images before me”- GOD
I can assure you the nerds are disgusting social outcasts, the things they pleasure theirselves to in their mastubatoriums are unspeakable.
A nerd has lured a woman (all be it unattractive) back to his den. Will she ever be heard from again?
Next we see computer games, World of Warcraft on the computer and a Play Station 3, an X-box, and a Wii, all cyber purveyors of smut. These dangerous video games teach children to become killing machines, and crime lords. Not to mention all of the gay imagery. Latent homosexual imagery is everywhere to be found in these video games. This has been written about MANY times on christwire.
This nerd is preparing to self fornicate after a challenging game of Portal 2 on the Wii
Of course there were posters on the wall, of anime and of movies, many in sexually suggestive poses. There were boxes upon boxes of comic books, all hygienically wrapped in unmolested wrappings. Why buy them if your not going to read them? Speaking of comic books there were T-shirts thrown haphazardly around everywhere. Everyone of the shirts had a comic book figure, toy or video game thing on them! Where were his button down shirts and slacks? How can he expect to get another job dressed like a bum? Is he waiting for his mother to die so he can get the house and buy more filth to fill it up with?
STOP THIS TRAIN, I WANT TO GET OFF
The favored mastorbatory aid of the nerd self fornicator is underage Japanese girls. This imagery is every where. It is found in their toys, posters and pornography. Secondary aids are based on Comic book and sci-fi themes, then there are video games based themes.
a typical anime porn found at a nerds den
Before our mullato President Obama destroyed our American economy, many nerds had high paying jobs in the technology sector. Many used this money to purchase prostitutes and sex slaves from Saudi Arabian Oil magnets, to dress in provocative nerd friendly clothing. Sometimes the mythical female nerd comes out of hiding to try to lure a mate from his sin den into her awaiting sin pit. Such matings have never been seen in the “wild” but are rumored to happen often at nerd conventions.
What is she even supposed to be? If it were a guy I would say it was a gay pirate
THE MYTHICAL GIRL NERD
Male nerds have fantasized about girl nerds since the beginning of time, but it wasn’t until the 90s when nerds had lots of money that women started to notice. It is even rumored that Bill Gates (founder of Microsoft and King Nerd) funded female nerd cloning research in the early late 90′s. Either way they have become more common placed. Usually they go out in public incognito, as if to stay out of the light, much like a twilight vampire, but they come out at nerd conventions. Many think that it is cheap ungodly women just looking to snag a wealthy nerd so that she can marry him and then divorce him in a year or two and take half his money and toys which she can then sale on ebay for money, or shoes.
This Star Trek borg queen wants to assimilate your toy collection and sell it on ebay for a prada purse
Whatever this phenomenon is, it is becoming more common place as many christwire articles have been published warning us of these sci-fi whorelots spreading scantily clad pictures on the internet, much like Senator Wiener. But do these women have any hopes of snagging a man nerd when he is used to self fornicating to underage Japanese girls or buxom ogre wenches?
CON-IT DOESN’T STAND FOR CONSERVATIVE VALUES:
“Are you going to the Con this year?” Those are the typical code words that you hear spoken by the nerd to other nerds. To many who have not researched this supposed “life style” these words mean little, but to the nerd in the know a valuable message has been passed along. “I am a nerd, are you a nerd? Would you like to meet up to have a gang bang with under aged Japanese girls at our nerd convention?
comic conventions allow nerds to interact and feel comfortable around like minded perverts
Many people know that prostitutes like to frequent conventions, as married business men out of town for the weekend are desperate to forget their domestic partners at home…the WIFE, who cooks and cleans for him, raises the children, washes his shirts, gets him up for work in the morning and forgoes watching her own choice in TV on the weekends, as he has to watch homoerotic sports. Nerds are no different…except they are single. As they have no loving wife at home to sate their perverse urges, prostitution is rampant at these meetings.
As stated earlier, many of the very wealthy nerds participate in prostitution, and even slavery. In December of 2000, a computer engineer from Microsoft was asked by the King of Saudi Arabia to come and help get their Windows ME based computer system up and running properly. After the engineer finished the Sultan was so happy he provided the nerd with his choice of sex slave from his harem. The nerd flew back to Washington State with his new whorelot and a new nerd fad was born. Every year, at nerd conventions across the United States there is an underground slave trade as wealthy nerds have become tired and want new variety in their perverse sex lives.
Other men bring in hundreds of underage Japanese Girls to whore out to horny nerd boys and men. Usually they trade sex for money but often times there will also be barter involved as the nerd will offer a mint condition unopened toy in return for the physical relations. In my research I learned that last year at Dragoncon (an Atlanta based nerd convention) one nerd bought two underaged Jap girls for the weekend in return for something called a “G1 mint condition Diaclone Ultra Magnus in unopened box with styrofoam inserts”. That description of the toy alone almost sounds as disgusting as the act of fornication with underaged girls!
This dirty Whorelot is pretending to be one of the boys as a Star Wars Cloud Trooper
Many other nerds will have all night sessions of computer game play, as large groups of nerds will fill motel rooms and play all night on the game consoles. Many of these games have homosexual content and eventually and often lead to play with the sinful aroused sin sticks of fellow nerds. I also hear that there is a large increase of violence as the violent themes of many of the games lead the horny nerd men (or fanboys) to live out fantasies of car jacking and killing of prostitutes, after having sinful relations with them. These horrid actions are usually in conjunction with alcohol and drug abuse. After a night of hearing about the latest anime to come to our shores, slutty girl nerds trying to get into your pants and wallets, and wanton videogame abuse as well as drug use who can blame these reckless nerds for their all night video game and violence filled orgies.
Another danger is known as cosplay, in which participants dress as their favorite characters, usually “drawn from popular fiction in Japan” and act out their inner selfish fantasies, often leading to mass orgies of Batman on Superman on Wolverine nerd action. Many of these people are what are known as furries. Furries are people who dress as animals or mascots, often as a sexual fetish. From what I have learned many times these furries will meet in a large hotel room and have unbridled fornication parties or orgies. As the people are dressed as animals and keep their costumes on, you do not know if the sin hole you are fornicating in belongs to a male of female, or whether they are attractive or not!
Shows such as CBS’ Big Bang Theory popularize acceptance of the nerd lifestyle
THE POPULARIZATION OF NERDS, or Hi-Fi SCI-FI on SyFy
It isn’t really known when the first nerd emerged, their past is shrouded in history much like the ancient vampire menace Vlad Dracul. But as stated earlier we can look back to the Renaissance period where men had to create poetry to get into the ruffled skirts of the women of the day. We flash forward to Scientific artists such as Leonardo Da Vinci, and Isacc Newton, then to our own country. Benjamin Franklin is widely known as a statesmen, scientist and founding father. He is also known as a sexual deviant pervert and a nerd. There are other nerds in our history. But none of renown until the 1940′s. The final World War and the Cold War ushered in the golden age of the nerd.
But in the 1960′s, peace loving hippies wanted to make love not war, and they chose to not make love to nerds. This drove nerds into hiding until the 1980′s when computers made them wealthy. The fame and fortune brought hussies from far and wide, who were willing to fornicate for a new Mercedes. This age of the nerd will seemingly not end. Nerds have used their wealth and power to reinforce the supposed “coolness” of theirselves.
Nerds are now to be found everywhere. On TV, film, print and of course the original nerd domain…the internet.
The Sci-Fi Channel, a cable network was launched on September 24, 1992. It is now known as SyFy, but it has been responsible for bringing nerd entertainment to the masses for almost 2 decades, and is probably more responsible for turning wonderful christian males into deviant sex act loving nerds than anything else. Although the networks bread and butter were originally science fiction shows it has eased its way into the buttocks of even worse entertainment. WWE’s brand of latent homosexual wrestling and twink abuse has been on the network for several years. They have also spread into “reality programing”. The only reality to reality shows are that they debase human views, turning their minds into mush that is more easily controlled by the mega-corporations, which in turn are controlled by?
NERDS! You guessed it.
Other media
Nerds have their own magazines
They even have their own movie franchise
Yet another TV show dedicated to nerds and toys
RETURN TO THE DEN
So, we come full circle. Now that I have shown you why the life style of a nerd is wrong and sinful it is time to do something about it. My friend from church (who’s name I will not use to protect her identity), called one of her daughters and got her to convince her live-in son to come to visit for the weekend. We have hired a small local moving service to move his nerd collection into their truck. We have contacted the Marines about their “Toys for Tots” program and will be stopping at the local recruitment office to make a drop off. The toys will then “live” as God intended them to, cherished by a poor child until it is torn apart or broken and thrown into the trash, or later given to the GoodWill.
Now obviously, there is much that we can not and will not donate to children. Sinful Japanese toys or images of half naked women are NOT acceptable to be given away to unexpecting souls, who may later come to think fornicative thoughts about them. These items will be thrown away. Before you sinful nerds out there ask, we will not be telling you which dumpster they will be dumped in. This smut is going back to hell where it belongs!
I will be updating you on the status of the nerd man’s soul that we will be saving in the comments below, so please bookmark this page and come back often to check the progress of his new path to salvation. Amen.
As usual, God Bless
If you have any questions, on nerds, or how you can help save a nerds soul, please ask me here or contact me on facebook.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
7:14 pm
You display, once again, that you know NOTHING about ANYTHING.
For one thing, how the hell is this true: ““Are you going to the Con this year?” Those are the typical code words that you hear spoken by the nerd to other nerds. To many who have not researched this supposed “life style” these words mean little, but to the nerd in the know a valuable message has been passed along. “I am a nerd, are you a nerd? Would you like to meet up to have a gang bang with under aged Japanese girls at our nerd convention?”
First, no one just says ‘are you going to the con this year’ since there’s so many different cons for so many different areas, there are even RELIGIOUS cons that Jesus-Freaks like you go to. Second, how the hell did you come to the conclusion that guys go to conventions and ‘have a gang bang with under aged Japanese girls’? You literally just insult people and then YOU get insulted when the people strike back.
Video games aren’t bad, comics aren’t bad, toys aren’t bad. Being a nerd is not bad, it’s only bad when an individual is obsessed over the object in question, and it’s not because of the object itself. Retarded people like you want to assume that objects are evil when the issue lies inside a person’s brain. If even HALF the shit you claimed is true, shouldn’t this country be overrun with rapists and murderers and so on? Why is it that I can go and play a game of Call of Duty, walk outside, greet my neighbor, and pick up my mail, all without the urge to kill someone? Because Call of Duty doesn’t control my actions, I do. Video games, comics, music, and everything else you twits hate aren’t causing people to go out and murder people. If someone’s a recluse, it’s for different reasons. If someone goes out and kills someone, it’s for different reasons. If someone goes out and commits rape, it’s for different reasons. Absolutely none of them are caused by video games or anime or anything else you can think of.
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11:54 pm
Oh dear LN, lovely as usual I see, unsuccessful after you own christwire attack on me, you decide to insult my thoroughly research article. I will have you know that I have worked on this article for several weeks perfecting it and researching it thoroughly.
These nerd conventions are usually regional. In Georgia there is only one. This so called “dragon-con”. The next closest is a recent start up in Nashville, that is just on it’s 3rd year. Nerds can spot their own, much as gays and lesbians have “gaydar” nerds have a nerdar. To make sure they are nerds they discuss going to the “con”. Anyone who does not know about the “con” is left out and austracised.
How do I know about the japanese girls? one word LN.
RESEARCH.
I surveyed the internet, various chat forums, youths at my church as well as several nerds that are friends with my grandsons.
Stereotypes are created for a reason, and there is always a bit of truth to them. Black people like Fried Chicken, White people can dance, orientals are good at math and and jews are good at business, in the same way the following things are wrong and evil
video games, adult toy use, drug abuse, self abuse, anime, an androgynous people named LN.
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12:13 am
“Oh dear LN, lovely as usual I see, unsuccessful after you own christwire attack on me, you decide to insult my thoroughly research article.”
Oh, my attack was quite successful, it pissed you off to no end. Oh, and how can it be ‘thoroughly researched’ if everything you said was a lie?
“I will have you know that I have worked on this article for several weeks perfecting it and researching it thoroughly.”
More like you sat down and decided to bitch about nerds, seeing as how you’re being told off by them constantly.
“These nerd conventions are usually regional.”
So then you must admit that Christians are nerds, scrapbookers are nerds, and so on, because I can guarantee you that there are conventions of all kinds for people. Hell, I even ran into a scrapbook convention not too long ago on a trip I took.
“In Georgia there is only one. This so called “dragon-con”. The next closest is a recent start up in Nashville, that is just on it’s 3rd year.”
These are only conventions that you know of. There’s the Sci-Fi Summer con in Georgia, as well as the Anime Weekend Atlanta, and because convention can be a broad term, there’s ever so many right here: http://www.gicc.com/calendar.asp. A simple google search went and proved you wrong, just with results from the first page. You clearly didn’t do any research.
“Nerds can spot their own, much as gays and lesbians have “gaydar” nerds have a nerdar. To make sure they are nerds they discuss going to the “con”. Anyone who does not know about the “con” is left out and austracised.”
You misspelled ‘ostracized’. Oh, and how exactly do nerds have a ‘nerdar’? Hell, even homosexual people don’t have a gaydar, it’s just a common thing to say, as a joke about them. Plus, nerds are more than happy to reach out to other people, why would they insult people who don’t know about the convention if they go up to them and talk about it in the first place?
“How do I know about the japanese girls? one word LN.
RESEARCH.”
Clearly your research consists of pulling shit out of your ass, especially if your ‘research’ about the conventions in Georgia turned out to be completely false.
“I surveyed the internet, various chat forums, youths at my church as well as several nerds that are friends with my grandsons.”
If what you’ve said about your grandsons are true, there’s no way in hell they’d be within 5 feet of a nerd without assaulting them.
“Stereotypes are created for a reason, and there is always a bit of truth to them. Black people like Fried Chicken, White people can dance, orientals are good at math and and jews are good at business, ”
Stereotypes may be built on a small amount of truth, but when you go and say the shit you do about nerds, you aren’t using the truth behind the stereotype, you’re just using the stereotype itself. If everything about stereotypes were true, then that means that Christians are child molesters and liars. You can’t just insult a group of people based on a simple stereotype, and before you go and point fingers at me, keep in mind that I haven’t used any stereotypical Christian traits against you, you’ve just displayed them wide and open.
“in the same way the following things are wrong and evil
video games, adult toy use, drug abuse, self abuse, anime, an androgynous people named LN.”
Explain how video games are evil, especially with no proof. Explain why masturbation is evil, especially without using the bible. Explain why anime is evil, especially with no proof. Oh, and do correct your grammar next time, if you’re going to insult me, say “and people named LN”, because ‘an’ is not the same as ‘and’, and someone is only androgynous if you can’t tell their gender. Obviously your poor eyesight prevents you from reading every instance I’ve said my gender.
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12:34 am
Child,
You ask: “Explain why masturbation is evil, especially without using the bible.”
When one masturbates, it is like telling God, “God, your divine creation is flawed.”
If you choose to masturbate to the Bible, as it appears you advocate by your question, that is just sick and depraved.
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12:43 am
You tell God that his creations are flawed and unworthy every day by insulting them and telling them that they shouldn’t be happy whatsoever, and that they shouldn’t be allowed to have free will. That’s sick and depraved.
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10:40 pm
“If god had intended for us to never masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter” -George Carlin
Everyone has tension in their life. No matter how successful or rich or whatever you are, you’re going to have stress in one way or another at some point. Whether one is single or not, simply the feeling of having an orgasm can alleviate said stress, even if only for a short time.
Of course, I’m fairly certain that you haven’t been sexually active in the past fifty years or so, which just gives you more reason to bitch about people who are different from you, because you don’t even remember what an orgasm feels like.
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1:05 am
Actually your little book report delighted me, I was waiting with baited breath to find out what you would say. I thought it would be better though. Unfortunately it was just an attack on my last name and had no substance. I really did hope for more.
Maybe if you take some time and try again.
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1:19 am
I didn’t even mention your last name in that bit, so obviously you didn’t read it at all.
Isn’t your mother worried about you staying up this late? You may have the summer off, but I’m sure your appointment with the psychiatrist is sometime soon, you might wanna catch up on your sleep or else you’ll come off as a bigger loon than you already are.
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3:23 am
“Oh, my attack was quite successful, it pissed you off to no end. Oh, and how can it be ‘thoroughly researched’ if everything you said was a lie?”
Thats what I was talking about
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3:57 am
Then why didn’t you post that on the thread in particular? You’re an idiot no matter which way.
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5:06 am
I did for some reason it posted here
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8:04 pm
wow you know video games are not evil most people that buy them know they are fiction and video games can have what you would consider a positive influence i mean look at the halo series(im still atheist im just point out things that dont make sense even for christians)they are christians from what i’ve seen and their fighting a race of aliens calling themselves the covenant where their “gods” are calling for the destruction of humans
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6:11 pm
Ummm, female nerds are not ‘mythical’. That doesn’t even make sense. I guess you can say that I am a female nerd. I like anime. Not all anime is pornography. In fact, I watch a show called D Gray Man which is all about saving the souls of people who are turned into akuma, which are like demons.
Most nerds are successful because they are smart. Gamers would be a better classification for what you are describing. And either way you are using stereotypes which are judgemental and it clearly states in the bible that you shouldn’t be judgemental.
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8:10 pm
and bigots have bigotdar. How do you think you found chirstwire.org?
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6:31 pm
Hello, Susan. I was just wondering—do you have a bibliography, or anything, m’am? I’d sure like to think that you’re a wonderful old woman, but as you know, if you’re lying, that’s a sin. So maybe you ought to post your research to show that your research is true.
I’d hate for you to go to hell over a small thing like this.
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8:07 pm
Thank so much, these religious bigots are just trying to force people into their views through insult, it’s barbaric.
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7:34 pm
Madame,
This country is “overrun with rapists and murderers and so on…”
The increase in non-Christian crack addicts, the large number of Hajab wearing foreigners, and hairy chested homo bike messengers who show themselves in public has become epidemic!
The problem is allowing children to be unsupervised at any point until age 18 – or in the case of children who have shown a Godless predilection for sin – age 21.
We have shown that a family can prevent a child from falling victim to the Satan trap that Sister Susan points out. All it takes is a devotion to church and family and making sure that the laws of our Christian land are strong.
Only then can we righteously claim our place as a Christian nation – and cast out the sin.
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11:59 pm
Thank you sir,
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12:01 am
The world didn’t end and isn’t going to. You’re a fucking idiot.
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11:04 pm
I blame the internet for the proliferation of these little cocksure roosters to the trivial pursuits. It used to be that nerds had to work hard and study Mad magazine and Omni and memorize in one broadcast the juicy dialog of some cult movie.
Now these little lazy butt weasels have store bought laptops and ready references. O’ the days of the home brew user groups and soldering your own motherboard are long past.
The moniker nerd has become a joke.
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12:04 am
I have no idea what you just said, but knowing you it must be right, God Bless Sister Blanche!
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12:14 am
I remember OMNI magazine. Those were the days!
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8:30 pm
Don’t condemn the internet when you’re going to use it to bitch about useless shit.
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12:13 am
Mr. Camping, promoting the strong family, amen!
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12:13 am
Kids should play outside and not be nerds.
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12:15 am
What’s wrong with being a nerd? There’s a difference between doing only one thing and partaking in it occasionally, why do you have an issue if a kid decides to read a comic book or watch an anime?
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12:37 am
I just wrote an entire article telling you why it is wrong to be a nerd! Can you not read woman?
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12:46 am
Your ‘article’ is total bullshit, and you lack the ability to read. YOU can’t read sir.
Yeah, you’re a man. If anything people say here is true, then you’re a 15 year old boy who murders babies on a daily basis. Problem?
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1:11 am
your grasping at straws.
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1:20 am
This coming from the moron who didn’t bother to look up anything in her own article.
Oh, excuse, I meant ‘his’, I forgot you’re a pubescent boy who lashes out at others and dreams of being an old woman.
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3:25 am
You get off to having the last word like these nerds get off to underage japanese girls, you both have a problem.
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3:58 am
You get off at insulting others based on their hobbies, how fucked up is that?
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5:05 am
not going to let you have the last word…
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11:40 am
Susan shut up for once you acting like a hormonal teenager, you must be one then! Ha I am not you your secret “old woman”
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4:17 pm
“Ha I am not you your secret “old woman”
What? Are you speaking in tongues? Can you atleast proof read what you post? We are an English speaking country, please try to post in our language.
Even Nogalina who is a teenaged islamacist from Chile can write in our language!
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4:24 pm
Like you have any room to correct what people write! Nobody is perfect even you old woman.
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5:03 pm
Tell that to claire.
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5:15 pm
Jesus Christ was perfect. That is why we must seek his love and guidance.
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5:18 pm
Sorry to burst your bubble but he was a man, man is not perfect, thinking you are perfect is arrogance and isn’t that a sin in your eyes?
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7:55 pm
August, shut the hell up. I’m a far better writer than Susan. She has at least one error in every post.
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8:11 pm
I didn’t hear anyone claim to be perfect, if your such a good writer Claire lets see it. If we didn’t have typos you wouldn’t have anything to fuss about as the word of God is irrefutable.
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8:39 pm
If the word of God is irrefutable, then why has the Bible been proven wrong so many times? Why does it need to be edited?
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9:01 pm
when was it proven wrong?
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The Earth is a helluva lot older than what the bible could claim for one thing, and humans were not the first creatures to inhabit the Earth. Woman didn’t come from man’s rib either, since every man technically started as a woman while in the womb. That’s just the stuff about the Earth, certain events are also tricky to work around, especially when there are details added and removed that were never recorded properly.
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9:51 pm
your just being silly
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Yes, years and years of research and studies are silly. Instead, let’s believe the tales of a man who died and was brought back to life and the people who followed him.
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11:54 pm
Jesus Christ was NOT perfect. As a boy he did many things that God would have looked down on (no pun intended). Just by reading your articles I can find so many sins against God and the Bible. Don’t you have any Idea what your religion asks of you? Because I see you breaking so many of those rules you cunty cult bitch.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk
Irrefutable word of god eh?
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4:16 pm
then we wouldn’t have doctors
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For those of you who may be combating a Nerd problem of your own, I have the following list of suggested reading material:
An explanation of Steampunk:
http://christwire.org/2011/06/happy-international-steampunk-day-tea-party-subgenus-or-absinthe-soaked-sots/
Comic-con in California:
http://christwire.org/2011/06/comicon-expected-to-bring-rape-crime-satan-and-furry-anal-sex-to-san-diego/
The Big Bang Theory:
http://christwire.org/2011/05/cbs-show-big-bang-theory-sinful-atheist-propaganda/
Effect of comics on young women:
http://christwire.org/2011/05/super-hero-comics-cause-college-girls-to-take-more-raunchy-facebook-pictures
http://christwire.org/2011/02/comic-book-girl-nerd-panties-trend-on-facebook-is-your-daughter-next/
German anime
http://christwire.org/2011/05/german-scheise-porn-germanys-raunchy-answer-to-japanese-anime/
Dangers of toys
http://christwire.org/2011/06/japanese-toys-corrupt-childrens-minds/
Furries
http://christwire.org/2011/05/furries-headband-promotes-bestiality-agenda-nasty-videos/
Video game dangers
http://christwire.org/2011/03/rift-the-vagina-like-portal-game/
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/
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12:20 am
Yes, list all of the other nutty, bullshit, poorly written garbage that others have posted here. Clearly the track-record of this site’s writers is impeccable.
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I thought you were a nerd yourself working under a fake profile on a stupid website making true christians look bad? Well, if that’s the truth then good job
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That would certainly explain why LN is so angry, are you a secret nerd LN?
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5:43 pm
I’m angry at liars who think they know better than the people who are apart of the very culture you insult, like you.
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Here is another danger of the nerd: Most of them don’t care at all about homosexuality. They don’t support it or reject it. They just see it as a non-issue. While the decent Christian high school quarter back will spend many hours seeking out and exposing any gayness in his midst, the nerd would rather spend that time rolling 10 sided dice.
By minimizing this great threat to our society, Nerds are unwittingly turning this country inside and out. It is best if you keep your children in full contact sports to avoid this life style.
Also, it is no coincidence that Nerd concentration centers like Austin or Silicone Valley have a large number of gay people employed and out of the closet – proud of their sickness and considered to be equal employees. Apple and Google and companies like this are tearing our country apart.
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“Here is another danger of the nerd: Most of them don’t care at all about homosexuality. They don’t support it or reject it. They just see it as a non-issue. While the decent Christian high school quarter back will spend many hours seeking out and exposing any gayness in his midst, the nerd would rather spend that time rolling 10 sided dice.”
‘They spend their time on issues that actually matter in the political world, how dare they!’
And why is it that quarterbacks are so well received within the Christian community? Don’t they have more physical contact with random men than a hooker does?
“By minimizing this great threat to our society, Nerds are unwittingly turning this country inside and out.”
Again, they spend their time on issues that actually matter and you’re getting pissed off because they aren’t gay-hatin’ like you are.
“It is best if you keep your children in full contact sports to avoid this life style.”
Aren’t full contact sports incredibly gay? Didn’t one of your ilk even make a post about that? Hell, Susan actually said that, and if you’re going to believe her, then you have to also pull your child from full contact sports or else they’ll ‘catch the gay’.
“Also, it is no coincidence that Nerd concentration centers like Austin or Silicone Valley have a large number of gay people employed and out of the closet – proud of their sickness and considered to be equal employees. Apple and Google and companies like this are tearing our country apart.”
You literally made no sense with that last one. Well, what do you expect when you’re a nut-job who worships a zombie.
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12:57 pm
Who are you to judge? There has been extensive research into the fact that some people are actually born with a gene that makes them gay, they cannot help it. Also, how come (if nerds are so evil) does my dad who has been a Christian for many, many years, call himself a nerd? This website is about judging others and nothing else as it says in the Bible. “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?” ~Matthew 7:1-3
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Actually, most anime fans think that gays are cute~! Why don’t you try researching ‘yaoi’~?
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Yes and by “exposing any gayness in his midst” I’m assuming you mean making nerds wank in his presence, because that’s what “descent christian high school quarter back” are famous for.
P.S. People suffering from Homophobia are more likely to be aroused by homosexual activity.
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12:51 am
How can you walk around in a room so full of toys? I work part time on eBay, and there is a market for all those things Susan. Collectors come in every flavor and there are some rich adults who will buy all that stuff. You should tell your friend to open an eBay account, photograph everything and start listing it online. It will be fun and possibly even profitable. As always, it’s important to list items in their proper categories, use clear photos and have descriptive titles! Well, God bless on this endeavor.
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1:17 am
The boys (mans) mother and I considered that but we figured that if we sold them on ebay they would go to another “collector” who will stash them away into his mothers basement. No, it is better for them to go to needy children this Christmas.
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1:29 am
Yes, because stealing and selling someone else’s stuff is exactly what Jesus would have wanted! After all, he did say “take other people’s possessions and sell them for goods used to make your life enjoyable”!
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3:34 am
We are not selling we are giving, charity begins at home, when was the last time you decided to give?
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Was I talking to you? And what you’re doing is still wrong, you’re taking someone’s possessions and giving them to someone else. Yes, those others are needy children, but working with that logic, I can bust into your house, take everything that isn’t nailed to the floor and give them to the less fortunate. If someone doesn’t want to give up their possessions for the needy, that’s on them, but you have no right to go and just steal it. Robin Hood, you are not.
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5:10 am
That is his mother. He owes her for room and board for 19 years, as well as current room and board. He is living under her roof.
I welcome you to break into my house anytime. Do you really want to break into the house of an old woman with a shaky trigger finger?
7923 Marietta St
Atlanta Georgia
I’ll be waiting.
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5:46 pm
You’ve got bad eyesight, odds are you’ll blow your head off before you get anywhere near me.
Oh, and such a nice tone, I’m only going to donate your crap to the needy, because that’s exactly what you’re suggesting this woman does. He bought that crap with his own money, and if his mother isn’t going to kick him out or make him pay for boarding, then she has no right to complain, nor any right under any circumstances to take his stuff, regardless of the cause.
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3:39 am
SO LN when exactly did you decide to step it up and become the #1 Christwire annoying liberal? Did you get tired of playing second fiddle to Claire and then saw this Shannon girl coming on the scene? Are you hoping that you will get noticed and drafted into the Obama administration?
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3:54 am
I’ve been posting here before Shannon showed up, what the hell are you smoking?
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4:47 am
yes but she started out doing you didn’t she, you have never been this active.
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5:47 pm
Can you reword that into something legible? I’ve been coming here and doing the same shit for months now. I know you can’t read worth squat, but come on man.
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7:52 am
I’d tread carefully. This LN girl seems unstable, perhaps in need of anger management therapy. As her Xanax seems to be exhausted, and no restraints are in sight, she might just resort to something un-Christian and unpleasant physically. At least Claire is able to maintain some semblance os humor in her retorts…
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You are of course correct, but as I have led a long productive christian life I am not afraid to die for my beliefs. If she were to strike me down I would become even more powerful in my christian beliefs than you can ever imagine.
Praise Jesus!
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4:38 pm
You are a true warrior of God! Praise His army and its rightous fight against Satan!
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5:13 pm
AMEN!
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5:44 pm
Aren’t Gingers supposed to lack souls? You are clearly deranged and lack any intelligence whatsoever, madam.
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5:55 pm
Indeed, it was suggested early on here that I might lack a soul. But knowledge (through Christ, of course) has helped people realize that, yes, I do have a soul. A saved soul. Is yours?
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Ma’am
if I may correct you:
the plural of “Masturbatorium” is “Masterbatoria”
and may I say how lucky we are to have a lady of such integrity placing herself between the horrors of modern life, and attempting to protect her neighbours and indeed everyone else.
Without your sacrifice we would be obliged to face these terrors ourselves, and maybe succumb to sinful, young, nubile flesh of any sex that we saw
Glory
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3:33 pm
(I meant of course “Masturbatoria”)
Two extra lashes tonight for clumsiness
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3:35 pm
Maybe your problem is you need to succumb to some sinful sex and you would feel better.
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4:11 pm
Seriously Shannon? hitting on the posters now?
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4:13 pm
No that would be you and why you post your porn on here. You maybe in to that kinky Sarah Palin shit but not everyone wants to see it, keep it on your own computer.
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5:43 pm
Seriously? We have a 20-something girl here on Christwire hitting on an elderly Xtian woman? Will strange wonders never cease…
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5:51 pm
You’re the one clamoring for the affection of your peers, you homosexual 15 year old boy, stop posting as an old lady.
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6:01 pm
Well, as today, Solstice, is my birthday and I’m turning 47, and have been a professional in my field for over 25 years your statement meaningless. But that’s ok. I’m willing to live with slander, having the grace of Christ and God supporting me! And just because my birthday is on Solstice does NOT mean I have any pagen Satanic blood in my veins.
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6:05 pm
And please excuse my spelling errors. I happen to be celebrating my birthday with some Xtian peers indulging in a bit of Sin Sauce from the Still at a local pub (I know fellow Christwire peers — but it is my birthday afterall. I shall pray for forgiveness tomorrow).
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6:11 pm
Pagan’s are not satanic dipshit, don’t even believe in hell or the devil!
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9:07 pm
Happy birthday timmay! No drinking and driving
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Thank you Mihangel apYrs, I am glad your a reader and strong in God and Christ.
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9:11 pm
I hope this saves some souls before the summer nerd conventions!
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12:07 am
Yo that boys gotta lot of toys!
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11:29 am
Yay! So you good christian guys say that it’s legit to steal? Well, maybe I’m wrong but there’s something like “Thou shall not steal”? I think that’s written in your holy book? And it’s a crime. I don’t know how law works in USA but I’m sure that this stuff is punishiable, isn’t it? See ya in jail, I hope.
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2:38 pm
Yes I am sure your already there.
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11:33 am
This is exactly what I was thinking. Theft is theft and it is not only a punishable SIN in the eyes of ‘God’ it is illegal. And Yes I WOULD charge my own mother with theft is she were dumb enough to do something like selling/ giving away MY property.
This womans son does not OWE her 19 years of rent. She made a choice to procreate, she made a choice to keep the baby she created and as such she has the rightful job to be a mother and provide for her child until such a time as he can function in the adult world (usually once they’re out of school they should be supporting themselves). If she didn’t want to support and pay for another life for those 19 years maybe she should have kept her legs closed and not had a child at all.
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2:55 pm
You need to proofread your stuff better.
I couldn’t get through this article due to the horrible grammatical errors I found within the first couple paragraphs.
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I am sorry that you are not literate enough to read a simple article. Perhaps if Arkansas education system was better?
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Aight, i can stay quiet for the slander against nerds, the general lack of any sense, as is abundant on this website, the very perverted view you have on everything you can possibly see, shortcoming of the bible of course, and all the other crap on here. But really, you’re now taking shots at other states and insulting everyone in it? You, ma’am, need to go back to the bible and quit while you’re ahead. Go play with your grandkids, teach them to fear homos, do what you want, just find a better way to waste your time. If nothing else, please cite your sources, because I’m assuming (and perhaps i assume too much) that you did do research outside of christwire, and if not, this article is as legitimately sourced as wikipedia. But if you did do research outside of christwire, and your grandchildren who have obviously biased views on what you asked due to the fact they were raised by your children, who have had your views drilled into their heads, please, let us know where you found evidence of said slaves, orgies, or something to this point. I’m very interested to see this for myself.
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5:40 pm
I do hope that you don’t think all nerds are like this. Yes, there are good nerds out there, like myself, who DOESN’T collect a million boxes of toys.
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Just so everyone knows, the second picture in this post is NOT of a “typical nerd” bedroom. It’s a picture of a place called the Toy And Action Figure Museum in Paul’s Valley, OK. It’s a fun place. The website is http://www.actionfiguremuseum.com/site/. You can see this display in the video.
Also, the girl in the Star Trek uniform is dressed as a Vulcan…not a Borg.
Research, indeed.
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Before I start this argument, i feel it necessary to tell you exactly what Nerds are, or rather what Nerd Culture is.
Nerd Culture is a subculture in America, and several other nations that is the result of socially awkward people, men and women, of all ages(in other words 1-500 Years Old). Due to the aforementioned social awkwardness we tend towards two different sub-subcultures.
1.Book Nerds
The guy who you paid to do your collage exams
(You will probably make a comment about my unfounded accusation. In order to counter that preemptively, here is one of your unfounded accusations).
“Yes I am sure your already there.”
The Book Nerd throws himself at intellectual growth in order to gain a value in society due to the fact that they see no point in sports and see no chance of finding a girl who would be interested in them, and most of them REALLY don’t care.
2.Geeks
Geeks are nerds that throw themselves into technology to fill the time that another person would spend socializing or playing sports. These people are critical in our society to maintain robotic technology in factories, make sure company computer networks operate correctly, maintain the internet servers such as the one your wondrous parody site is being hosted on, and create pieces of entertainment known as Interactive Experiences, which is like a movie where you control the actions of a character.
Without these Geeks our society would crumble as traffic lights stopped working, the internet falls apart, and computers controlling factory robots shut off.
Then there are further subcultures which are too numerous to go into. However the way to tell if something is designed for the various Nerds is to see how much intellectual effort is required to understand it in context.
To elaborate on the prior point, examine the continuity of the DC Universe, spanning thousands of books, a entire multivariate of alternate earths, and over twenty years. To save you time, I will state a similar length of time regarding how long it takes to study and understand the entire continuity of the DC Universe, read the Lord of the Rings trilogy ten times and you will approach the length of time required. You will most likely be a bit short. That is the kind of material Nerds eat up, that which requires more than 30% of your brains total processing power.
Let me explain by giving you a heavily stripped down version of the Warcraft Strategy Games.
Warcraft I:Humans vs. Orcs
The basic plot is that a army of demonic orcs is pouring out of a dark portal to raze the world of Azeroth, and only the heroic and just human race can hold back the darkness. Eventually the humans capture and enslave several orcs, which cease being demonic and become intelligent beings when separated from the demons of the Burning Legion, including Thrall, which with the assistance of a party of adventurers from the future escapes from a prison camp and marshals other freed orcs into a fighting force against the Legion and assists the humans in driving back the demons into the portal and fighting them in outland, the orcs homeland and an world the Legion has already conquered. The groups in outlaid eventually force the enemy to seal the dark portal, trapping a large number of the heroes within outlaid.
Along the way the humans learn that the Legion is lead by a Titan which has decided to destroy all of creation and start fresh.
(If you didn’t notice the fact that that plot is partially ripped off from lord of the rings, you are not a nerd)
Afterwards Thrall marshals the now free orcs into a single force, which then retreats away from the human lands and into a wasteland known as Durotar. Thrall and his Orcs then built a city with the help of the goblins despite the Humans continuing to assault them along with the entire Alliance. The Humans consider the orcs monsters for years.
After that the orcs become somewhat irrelevant for some time, and the storyline takes a turn for the fantastic.
In the kingdom of Lorderon, a prince named Arthas has become a paladin. He is then sent to find the source of the undead plaguing their lands. He eventually tracks a necromancer into the frozen continent of Northrend and becomes enslaved to a previous slave of the Burning Legion called the Lich King(A lich is a necromancer(a necromancer is a mage which animates dead bodies) who has become undead himself) because he obtained a sword called Frostmore which allowed him to slay the necromancer he tracked to Northrend in the first place. The Lich King then possesses him, making him the first Death Knight. Uses him as a weapon to slay his father, take control of Lorderon, and turn the entire kingdom into a Undead Scourge. Which he lead against the High Elves and destroyed both their capitol of Silvermoon and their energy supply, The Sunwell. During the charge he slays a ranger named Sylvannis, and turns her soul into a banshee. Once he topples the Sunwell he then returned to Northrend and merged with the Lich King, making the Lich King a living being once again. Arthas, from here on called the Lich King, then sleeps for ten years. During which Sylvannis reclaims her body and marshals the undead in Lorderon into a force who call themselves the Forsaken, undead who still contain enough of their old selves to behave as civilized creatures. How do the humans react to this? They try to exterminate the intelligent creatures based on the fact that they are corpses walking around, despite the fact that most of them have conciseness and despise killing. The Undead ally themselves with the Orcs, who have allied themselves with the trolls, tauren(Cow Centaurs with only 2 legs), and other races which make up the new Horde.
After that it is too complex to strip down to the point that you will be able to understand it. I feel i lost you around tauren. Note that both the freed orcs and undead were both analogies for racism. Now these subtexts are probably being lost in the fact that you are praying for me because i stated that the undead should not be killed based on what they are, but rather who they are. Don’t deny it. This leads me to another point.
NERDS ARE NOT JUDGMENTAL.
For the most part. Most of us were bullied by these jocks you praise so highly. Most of us just didn’t care enough to bother climbing the school hierarchy. In short, we are socially awkward. However that bullying has a second effect on most of us, we are very open to acceptance. Unlike some people, you know who you are, we don’t yell at gays because of them being gay, we don’t bother with the whole racism crap going around because it is a gigantic waste of time for us. We don’t ostracize Muslims that have not been implicated in terror plots.
Why do we do this? Because we walk the high path. Most of us learn honor at a early age, all of us have a code of honor, and honor dictates that a man not be represented by sexuality, race, or religion, but on their own merit.
Some of us just don’t want to force on others what we have been dealing with our whole lives from people.
As for the Japanese Porn thing, well for starters you are imposing western values on a eastern culture, and you ignore the fact that most male nerds are terrified of REAL girls.
Let me give you a breakdown of nerd logic regarding a teenaged subculture we tend to watch from the bushes.
Cheer-Leaders. Who do they date? Jocks. Why? They are athletic. Are nerds Athletic? No.
Did any of that make sense to you? Yes? Good. Here is another path of logic.
Female Geeks and nerds. Who do they date? Nerds and Geeks. But I’m really unattractive. I don’t stand a chance with her.
That made sense too right? We get nerves if we stand in a five feet radius of a cute girl, and a 20 foot radius of a Female Nerd or Gamer Chick who happens to be cute. How to fix this? Well here is something that will get the authors of your articles all up in my face.
Girls, get to know a nerd, and show some mild interest if you like them. If they get all nervous back off and eventually the nerd will stop worrying about his looks.
Regarding Female Nerds only marrying for Money.
Wrong. Those are what jocks refer to as Posers, and what we refer to as Parodies, or Whores depending on their behavior.
OK so we have the first part of that novel out where everyone can see it. On to a digestion of your article.
GODS GIFT TO WOMEN:
God blessed woman with the over powering urge to mate with the “biggest and best”, within the confines of marriage of course.
Andrew Drake Says:This would be the perception Nerds have of women. To a T. This argument is why even with female nerds we chicken out. We are small and insignificant in our own minds. Who would have us, we wonder, next to a pro athlete, or a car salesman.
That is why throughout the ages you see women with the Gladiator, Emperor, Warrior, Brave African Missionary or High School quarterback. That is why in the Renaissance age effeminate poets had to create romance to get women into their bed chambers.
Andrew Drake Says:See Previous for the first part. Regarding the poets, please note that poets were men of statue in the medieval society as men who could both read, write, and play a instrument. Skills which spoke of having either being disowned by a wealthy family somewhere down your family tree, or being from a wealthy family, or just getting lucky. They were also often in the service of nobleman as a entertainer(Which paid quite well back then), so basically if a woman failed to have her way with a duke, he was a second choice.
Throughout human history less manly “men” have been left out. One of those austacised groups were the nerds. They are usually to busy following scientific concepts such as Evolution and the Big Bang Theory, or the collection of Japanime and childrens toys to bother with women.
Andrew Drake Says:Its not that we don’t like women, we LOVE women. We just don’t see much reason for them to like us. That is the whole reason we dot really meet girls until around 25 and think we stand a chance while standing on our jobs as computer specialists for Devon, Microsoft, or Trump Industries(to name a few) and the paychecks those jobs pay.
Nerds as a procreative group were largely ignored until the 1940′s when their scientific theories proved useful in WWII. Once the Japs tasted the burn of American power Oppenheimer and his type were transformed into sexy American heroes, over night.
Andrew Drake Says:So before that the guys who made light bulbs, computers, television, radio, cars, and toothpaste possible didn’t matter before we made the atom bomb?
These men made it big, big house, big cars, and women. These “men” who’s fame was paid for by real men in Germany and Iwojima, were swimming in promiscuous girls. As the age of the hippies dawned, and American Nukes were less popular so were the nerds who made them.
Andrew Drake Says:Last i checked the requirement for being a man did not involve your testosterone levels. We made it big on innovation and creativity back then, NOT NUKES. The reason we fell out when the hippies showed up was because, well, society tends to undervalue anyone who cant throw a touchdown pass, or the rough equivalent in any sport.
typical modern young nerd(Andrew Drake Says:HA!)
In the 80′s the computer age made the nerds popular again. Their copious amounts of cash led to Lamborghinis, Mansions, and women. That money also bought media outlets to further popularize their type. Today nerds are still popular and spreading, they are on TV, Movies and Music. They even have huge nerd conventions all over the country through out the year.
Andrew Drake Says:Maye the reason nerds are growing is because of 3 things. 1.Robotics replacing muscle in factories and us being needed to maintain it. 2.Women prefer a intelligent male now that strength is only useful for touchdown passes and the like. 3.WE CREATED THE INTERNET, and are the only ones who know how to create webpages and content for it effectively.
NERDS: THEY’RE NEAR YOU!
A few weeks ago, one of the ladies from my Sunday Bible Study Class, wanted to talk to me privately. It seems that her eldest son was laid off from work, as his job was out sourced to India. He begged her to let him move back in. As she had redecorated his room as a knitting room she told him he could move in to the basement if he cleaned it out.
Andrew Drake Says:Good for her, that was a noble thing for anyone to do. I praise her actions, and would kindly like to ask India to get rid of their ridiculous accents.
She told me that her useless keepsakes of the past were thrown away to make room for his collection of thousands and thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars, Star trek, Transformers, G.I. Joe and He-Man toys as well as an over powering amount of Japanime porno filth. She asked me to come over and see what she had to deal with. She was hoping for some way to have an intervention, to get rid of these sinful childish toys and to become a real man. I finally relented.
Andrew Drake Says:Who payed for these toys? The man? Well i would say that that was his choice and his mother should respect that, as for her stuff being thrown out, she should have collected her keepsakes before telling a twenty something year old to clean out a basement. We tend to ignore sentimental value. As for the Anime, you are talking about Manga(That is the plural form of Manga) and even i find them for the most part annoying, however I do enjoy Black Jack(Which is about a surgeon by the way, not about a criminal).
typical nerd toy over indulgence(Andrew Drake Says:I couldn’t get the images to copy, so i must merely comment that i have been to that museum. It is in my parents home town of Paul’s Vally, OK.)
DEN OF INEQUALITY
AS I walked into the basement I was overcome by the smell of bleach. She apologized but said that she did not understand the smell, as he never cleaned his own clothes. I smiled and nodded as I knew it was not really the smell of bleach, rather it was the sinful smell of spilt male procreative juices.
Andrew Drake Says:Your proof?
A whiff of the trash can nearest his computer affirmed my fears. Having dealt with several grandsons coming to visit for the summer, over the last decade, I knew the Computer is the modern storage pit for today’s sinful men.
Andrew Drake Says:Again, your proof?
I cracked the Apple lap top open (Apple products are another sign of the of sin disease)
Andrew Drake Says: Please Elaborate.
and a video folder full of young Japanese girls fornicating with each other, was minimized. I closed it and continued the tour.
Andrew Drake Says:You seem to imply that you never opened the window. Please Clarify.
There were many bookcases housing countless toys from the 1980′s, a decade that saw the greatest Presidency ever, but was also sullied with the popularization of many homosexual toys such as G.I. Joe, He Man, She-ra, My Little Pony and worse, Rainbow Bright. These toys were carefully posed many in sexual positions.
Andrew Drake Says:The only gay thing in G.I. Joe was Cobra Commander, He Man and She-ra I wont bother commenting on the ludicrous nature of that, you don’t get much more Heterosexual in a BARBARIAN themed Fantasy environment. My Little Pony, show me a piece of canon from that series that is pornographic or homosexual. Rainbow Bright, same as the My Little Pony material. Please describe the sexual positions or provide video or still frame images as proof.
A blasphemous shrine to Star Wars “You shall place no images before me”- GOD(Andrew Drake Says:that is from a science fiction museum. Not a shrine.)
I can assure you the nerds are disgusting social outcasts, the things they pleasure theirselves to in their mastubatoriums are unspeakable.
Andrew Drake Says:Who are the ones who cast us out from the world at large? For they are at fault for forcing us into our own culture, separating us from the mainstream. As for the things they do to pleasure themselves, to each his own.
A nerd has lured a woman (all be it unattractive) back to his den. Will she ever be heard from again?(Andrew Drake Says:Again with the action figure museums…)
Next we see computer games, World of Warcraft on the computer and a Play Station 3, an X-box, and a Wii, all cyber purveyors of smut. These dangerous video games teach children to become killing machines, and crime lords. Not to mention all of the gay imagery. Latent homosexual imagery is everywhere to be found in these video games. This has been written about MANY times on christwire.
Andrew Drake Says:Warcraft i addressed in my statement above, as for the major game consoles, yes, in the wrong hands they can emotionally scar even the most resilient five year old. However the games are ranked on age appropriateness by the Electronic Services Ratings Board or E.S.R.B. As for the Homosexual imagery, in terms of the females it seems most of the target audience is bisexual, and i don’t really care why. I don’t agree with em, but again, to each his, or her, own.
This nerd is preparing to self fornicate after a challenging game of Portal 2 on the Wii(Andrew Drake Says:Portal 2 was never released for the Wii. You have just contradicted yourself and proven that you have not researched the topic thoroughly enough.)
Of course there were posters on the wall, of anime and of movies, many in sexually suggestive poses. There were boxes upon boxes of comic books, all hygienically wrapped in unmolested wrappings. Why buy them if your not going to read them?
Andrew Drake Says:As for the anime posters, that’s from Japan, same standards don’t apply regarding content there, and if a young man wishes to hang a poster of Chun-Lei on his wall more power to him, its his choice.
Comics don’t come wrapped, we wrap them once we are done with them to preserve their resale value.
Speaking of comic books there were T-shirts thrown haphazardly around everywhere. Everyone of the shirts had a comic book figure, toy or video game thing on them! Where were his button down shirts and slacks? How can he expect to get another job dressed like a bum?
Andrew Drake Says:HA! Did you ever check his closet? That’s where we keep our fancy stuff, our every day stuff we keep in either a suitcase, chest of drawers, or in a pile, seeing how we don’t see that there is anyone we want to impress. My suggestion is that he be introduced to a gamer chick. He will rapidly discover hygiene, it worked for me.
Is he waiting for his mother to die so he can get the house and buy more filth to fill it up with?
Andrew Says:No. He is just enjoying his life, and within ones private space we show ourselves AS WE ARE. I myself hang D&D maps next to maps of the waters surrounding the Florida keys and Philadelphia, PA(I assume you have heard of the city where the constitution was written) and a map of the USA with pushpins wherever a family member lives. I also have the complete series of transformers, made by Marvel Animation, on display in a collectible case.
STOP THIS TRAIN, I WANT TO GET OFF
The favored mastorbatory aid of the nerd self fornicator is underage Japanese girls. This imagery is every where. It is found in their toys, posters and pornography. Secondary aids are based on Comic book and sci-fi themes, then there are video games based themes.
a typical anime porn found at a nerds den(From the Drake:OK… no argument here.
Before our mullato President Obama destroyed our American economy, many nerds had high paying jobs in the technology sector. Many used this money to purchase prostitutes and sex slaves from Saudi Arabian Oil magnets, to dress in provocative nerd friendly clothing. Sometimes the mythical female nerd comes out of hiding to try to lure a mate from his sin den into her awaiting sin pit. Such matings have never been seen in the “wild” but are rumored to happen often at nerd conventions.
Andrew Says:Ugh… OK here goes. 1. Few nerds would buy a person, only those who are worthy of being hung as criminals and pimps. 2. Regarding the prostitutes, their choice, NOT YOURS. 3.I know three female nerds(1 of which is actually Japanese come to think of it.
What is she even supposed to be? If it were a guy I would say it was a gay
pirate(The Drake:Even I don’t know on this one, i will do research. ‘Im guessing she is from a Japanese title however based on the breast exposure.)
THE MYTHICAL GIRL NERD
Male nerds have fantasized about girl nerds since the beginning of time, but it wasn’t until the 90s when nerds had lots of money that women started to notice. It is even rumored that Bill Gates (founder of Microsoft and King Nerd) funded female nerd cloning research in the early late 90′s. Either way they have become more common placed. Usually they go out in public incognito, as if to stay out of the light, much like a twilight vampire, but they come out at nerd conventions. Many think that it is cheap ungodly women just looking to snag a wealthy nerd so that she can marry him and then divorce him in a year or two and take half his money and toys which she can then sale on ebay for money, or shoes.
Andrew Says:Female Nerds have existed as long as nerds have, well just in small numbers until the Anime-Manga Boom in the late 80s. Before that comic conventions smelled a lot worse after a few days, so i assume we all discovered hygiene around the time they started showing up in larger numbers. Many do hide their nerdism from their other friends, but so do male nerds. As about the cheap ungodly women thing, I have 3 people who prove that wrong in my life.
This Star Trek borg queen wants to assimilate your toy collection and sell it on ebay for a prada purse(Drake:that would be a Vulcan, Borgs look like robots with fleas sewed on.
Whatever this phenomenon is, it is becoming more common place as many christwire articles have been published warning us of these sci-fi whorelots spreading scantily clad pictures on the internet, much like Senator Wiener. But do these women have any hopes of snagging a man nerd when he is used to self fornicating to underage Japanese girls or buxom ogre wenches?
Drake Says:HA! That’s because more people are comfortable showing that they are nerds, we have been around for so long in the dark, you are just noticing us. Well us male nerds, female ones are still a bit new seeing how they showed up in the late 80s. Sadly immediately after the 90s happened and allot of us went underground because, well, The 90s sucked. Those with the scantly clad images, start looking at non-alt-porn sites for your information regarding Gamer Chicks.
CON-IT DOESN’T STAND FOR CONSERVATIVE VALUES:
“Are you going to the Con this year?” Those are the typical code words that you hear spoken by the nerd to other nerds. To many who have not researched this supposed “life style” these words mean little, but to the nerd in the know a valuable message has been passed along. “I am a nerd, are you a nerd? Would you like to meet up to have a gang bang with under aged Japanese girls at our nerd convention?
Drake:HA HA HA! Most of us don’t go to con, look at the amount of tickets blizzard sells to Bliz-Con relative to their player base that is actually after tickets.
The numbers will surprise you.
comic conventions allow nerds to interact and feel comfortable around like minded perverts(From the Drake:What exactly here is perverted? Please point it out as i seem to have missed it.)
Many people know that prostitutes like to frequent conventions, as married business men out of town for the weekend are desperate to forget their domestic partners at home…the WIFE, who cooks and cleans for him, raises the children, washes his shirts, gets him up for work in the morning and forgoes watching her own choice in TV on the weekends, as he has to watch homoerotic sports. Nerds are no different…except they are single. As they have no loving wife at home to sate their perverse urges, prostitution is rampant at these meetings.
Andrew Drake:Ok. I highly doubt it but have never bothered to go to a convention when I can just read the gamer news about it so… I will leave this to someone else.
As stated earlier, many of the very wealthy nerds participate in prostitution, and even slavery. In December of 2000, a computer engineer from Microsoft was asked by the King of Saudi Arabia to come and help get their Windows ME based computer system up and running properly. After the engineer finished the Sultan was so happy he provided the nerd with his choice of sex slave from his harem. The nerd flew back to Washington State with his new whorelot and a new nerd fad was born. Every year, at nerd conventions across the United States there is an underground slave trade as wealthy nerds have become tired and want new variety in their perverse sex lives.
Andrew Drake:Please tell us how you got this information. I would like to know exactly where to go to check your facts.
Other men bring in hundreds of underage Japanese Girls to whore out to horny nerd boys and men. Usually they trade sex for money but often times there will also be barter involved as the nerd will offer a mint condition unopened toy in return for the physical relations. In my research I learned that last year at Dragoncon (an Atlanta based nerd convention) one nerd bought two underaged Jap girls for the weekend in return for something called a “G1 mint condition Diaclone Ultra Magnus in unopened box with styrofoam inserts”. That description of the toy alone almost sounds as disgusting as the act of fornication with underaged girls!
Andrew Drake:Again, where do you get this information? I must fact check before making any statements. But i can tell you what a Generation One Mint Condition Diaclone Ultra Magnus is. That is a Transformers Action Figure. The Unopened Condition means it has not been taken out of its box, and the Styrofoam inserts are packaging parts.
This dirty Whorelot is pretending to be one of the boys as a Star Wars Cloud Trooper
Andrew Drake Says:OK. That is entertaining. there are no female CLONE troopers in the star wars franchise so therefore this is a home made costume, or fetish wear.
Many other nerds will have all night sessions of computer game play, as large groups of nerds will fill motel rooms and play all night on the game consoles. Many of these games have homosexual content and eventually and often lead to play with the sinful aroused sin sticks of fellow nerds. I also hear that there is a large increase of violence as the violent themes of many of the games lead the horny nerd men (or fanboys) to live out fantasies of car jacking and killing of prostitutes, after having sinful relations with them. These horrid actions are usually in conjunction with alcohol and drug abuse. After a night of hearing about the latest anime to come to our shores, slutty girl nerds trying to get into your pants and wallets, and wanton videogame abuse as well as drug use who can blame these reckless nerds for their all night video game and violence filled orgies.
Andrew Drake:You know you can define the Star Spangled Banner as a song about heroin use if you take it out of context? Same with this. Although it does happen, it is rare, and only seen in already homosexuals or bisexuals.
Another danger is known as cosplay, in which participants dress as their favorite characters, usually “drawn from popular fiction in Japan” and act out their inner selfish fantasies, often leading to mass orgies of Batman on Superman on Wolverine nerd action. Many of these people are what are known as furries. Furries are people who dress as animals or mascots, often as a sexual fetish. From what I have learned many times these furries will meet in a large hotel room and have unbridled fornication parties or orgies. As the people are dressed as animals and keep their costumes on, you do not know if the sin hole you are fornicating in belongs to a male of female, or whether they are attractive or not!
Drake Says:Cosplay i have no issues with, furies are annoying but tolerable.
Shows such as CBS’ Big Bang Theory popularize acceptance of the nerd lifestyle
Drake Says:Well… duh. Not a quantum leap to understand that.
THE POPULARIZATION OF NERDS, or Hi-Fi SCI-FI on SyFy
It isn’t really known when the first nerd emerged, their past is shrouded in history much like the ancient vampire menace Vlad Dracul. But as stated earlier we can look back to the Renaissance period where men had to create poetry to get into the ruffled skirts of the women of the day. We flash forward to Scientific artists such as Leonardo Da Vinci, and Isacc Newton, then to our own country. Benjamin Franklin is widely known as a statesmen, scientist and founding father. He is also known as a sexual deviant pervert and a nerd. There are other nerds in our history. But none of renown until the 1940′s. The final World War and the Cold War ushered in the golden age of the nerd.
Andrew Drake:That is Count Dracula, regarding the poets i have already addressed, Da Vinci and Newton i wont bother with, Franklin did have a child out of wedlock, and so did his child born in wedlock. It wasn’t exactly uncommon back then. And the cold war thing… well I’m calling bullshit on that. The reason nerds are showing up in droves is both The Internet and the normalization of gamer culture and nerd culture.
But in the 1960′s, peace loving hippies wanted to make love not war, and they chose to not make love to nerds. This drove nerds into hiding until the 1980′s when computers made them wealthy. The fame and fortune brought hussies from far and wide, who were willing to fornicate for a new Mercedes. This age of the nerd will seemingly not end. Nerds have used their wealth and power to reinforce the supposed “coolness” of theirselves.
Andrew Drake:No. Just no. Nerds went underground because we didn’t conform to the culture of the day, and returned to our subculture existence of maintaining that which other, more physical beings, didn’t care to.
Nerds are now to be found everywhere. On TV, film, print and of course the original nerd domain…the internet.
Drake Says:true
The Sci-Fi Channel, a cable network was launched on September 24, 1992. It is now known as SyFy, but it has been responsible for bringing nerd entertainment to the masses for almost 2 decades, and is probably more responsible for turning wonderful christian males into deviant sex act loving nerds than anything else. Although the networks bread and butter were originally science fiction shows it has eased its way into the buttocks of even worse entertainment. WWE’s brand of latent homosexual wrestling and twink abuse has been on the network for several years. They have also spread into “reality programing”. The only reality to reality shows are that they debase human views, turning their minds into mush that is more easily controlled by the mega-corporations, which in turn are controlled by?
NERDS! You guessed it.
Andrew Drake Says:And the Goths get the horror channels on sho-time, you get your evangelist channels, the sports nerds get the sports channels in hi-def, and we just take Sci-Fi and the like. We could just modify your satellite dishes to only show Sci-Fi, but that would be infringing on your choices which is something we detest.
Other media
Nerds have their own magazines
They even have their own movie franchise
Yet another TV show dedicated to nerds and toys
Andrew Drake:Yes, we have our own magazines, so do sports jocks, you guys, and Japanese character artists the whose fault the whole Japorn thing is.
RETURN TO THE DEN
So, we come full circle. Now that I have shown you why the life style of a nerd is wrong and sinful it is time to do something about it. My friend from church (who’s name I will not use to protect her identity), called one of her daughters and got her to convince her live-in son to come to visit for the weekend. We have hired a small local moving service to move his nerd collection into their truck. We have contacted the Marines about their “Toys for Tots” program and will be stopping at the local recruitment office to make a drop off. The toys will then “live” as God intended them to, cherished by a poor child until it is torn apart or broken and thrown into the trash, or later given to the GoodWill.
From Andrew Drake:You are a criminal for doing that. Those items were the property of the man in question who payed for them. Once a man reaches 18 in the United States, or when they are emancipated from their parents care, they are their own man. The motehr could have just had a talk with him, but you had to take it to a creepy extreme.
I will pray for you thieves, even a crime committed to help someone, is a crime, and a sin.
Now obviously, there is much that we can not and will not donate to children. Sinful Japanese toys or images of half naked women are NOT acceptable to be given away to unexpecting souls, who may later come to think fornicative thoughts about them. These items will be thrown away. Before you sinful nerds out there ask, we will not be telling you which dumpster they will be dumped in. This smut is going back to hell where it belongs!
From Andrew Drake:Again, you are criminals for disposing of his… questionable forms of entertainment. OK i don’t agree with it, but it is not within my rights or my purview to remove a adult from adult content without his permission and through subversion. You have committed a crime against a man, and a sin of theft.
I will be updating you on the status of the nerd man’s soul that we will be saving in the comments below, so please bookmark this page and come back often to check the progress of his new path to salvation. Amen.
Andrew Drake:OK. Seeing how that is entirely fact above, that I hold no matter of knowledge on regarding a way to rebuke it, I will finish this with the reason you should actually listen to this, but first a bit about myself. I am a 30 something member of Generation NES(Nintendo Entertainment System, one of the good things to come out of Japan) I am a computer engineer and culture commentator on my blog, which i will give you a link to if i feel like getting trolled there. I am also a Cristian, however I am not part of any major denomination. On a side note I guess that you are either Catholic or Southern Babiest. It shows from your Intolerance.
I will not respond to comments from the Christ Wire Staff regarding the following:
To whom it may concern,
These are zealots, reason can not change their minds, only by taking their arguments and dismantling them can we show them what bigots they are, and entertain ourselves.. As they claim to be patriotic Americans they ignore freedom at every turn. I urge you to defend that which is precious, our right to choose for ourselves, to RULE ourselves. Not to mention that they will probably skim this and then give me a bigoted comment about how i miss the point of the article and how I am a biased person because i am speaking as one of those they speak down to.
Do not condemn these people, pray for them, as they make a mockery of those of us who do not judge those around us.
As usual, God Bless
If you have any questions, on nerds, or how you can help save a nerds soul, please ask me here or contact me on facebook.
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I can really write a novel cant I?
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No you can illegal reproduce a persons work. That is called stealing. Our lawyers will be contacting you shortly.
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Dont bother with the lawyer thing.
The reproduction was about 10 clicks down from the original, therfore the copy is a commentary. I left your parts in so that you would see my comemnts in context.
Now please, respond to what i have said intelligently.
And as a side note, lawyers cant track through a IP address such as mine, you will get a library on the phone.
(Grammer Note:Its illegally in the plural form.)
(Side Note:I would enjoy the court hearings about someone copying a article into the comments forum of the article. The Judge would probably enjoy the humor in your jest as well.)
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Thank you Susan, for shining the Good, blinding light of Truth and exposing these “Luci-fests” for what they truly are. If you’ve ever wondered what B.O. mixed with residual Jergen’s lotion and SHAME smells like, look no further than Comic-Con. An olfactory nightmare rivaled only by the stench coming off of the seats just after a Justin Bieber concert. Nothing that makes Jesus cry this hard should ever be referred to as “comic” anything!
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Agreed!
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Wait wait wait what….people take this site seriously?
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Of course they take it serious! Why wouldn’t you take damnation seriously?
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I would like to note that your lawyers have yet to contact me. I see you have taken the logical path and backed down from a useless suit.
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!! This is hilarious.
Oh, gosh.
Hallelujah!
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Being a nerd is not a sin. Anime, comics, and video games are not all sinful. Yes, there are some bad and pornographic genres of anime, comics, and video games, but they are not all like that. Being a nerd does not make you a social recluse. most of the “nerds” I’ve met who are social recluses are like that because they’ve been picked on so much that they don’t feel accepted. Some even have major issues because of that. I ask that you don’t make generalizations about people like that. I like anime, comics, and video games myself, and hearing people make generalizations and judgements about me because of that hurts my feelings.
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this is soooo not kawaii! cons are fun and amazing, cosplaying is the greatest ever! i have 2 say im an anime nerd, a girl 1, and i don’t like porn, i read only manga and Harry Potter, i listen 2 screamo, im in the BVB army, and you have just declared war
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RESEARCH PROPERLY YOU FUCKING LUNATIC. YOU’RE INVASIVE, SELF-CENTERED, AND EVER SO ARROGANT. Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitue. I think he made her suck off all the others, whilst he watched and masturbated to it.
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2:49 pm
And the is why Haruhiism is better than Christianity.
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And this is why Haruhiism is better than Christianity.
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It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground.
Genesis 38
By this, the above is A-ok. Thank you that is all.
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Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
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I can assure you the nerds are disgusting social outcasts, the things they pleasure theirselves to in their mastubatoriums are unspeakable.
HEY NEWS FLASH!!!! If you think about all the nerds of the world and what successful ons end up as you get doctors an lawyers and successful business man EVEN PASTORS!!!! So think about who nerds really are before you open your closed minded mouths.
“For with what judgement you judge, you will be judged” Matthew 7:2
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This website and the people who put it up make me weep for humanity.
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Amen to that!
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Where in the bible does it say ANYTHING
about it being wrong to be a nerd?
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I’m not sure if the original article here is the earnest ramblings of a psychotic ultra-rightist Christian freakazoid, or a tongue-in-cheek poke at the whole self-righteous Christian right scourge. I hope it’s the latter. And this must have been written by a dude; “Sister Susan” is a pseudonym. I mean, Xenu, really? You got your L. Ron Hubbard right there!
Hale Bopp! And congratulations on a hilarious spoof of annoying bible-thumping loudmouths!
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This is one of the funniest things i have read in a long time. It really made my morning.
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