Transformers 3 an Assault on your Mind and Soul
Due to my position at Christwire I was invited by my local movie cinema to watch the new Transformers movie and write a review of it on Christwire. As I have never see it before I really wasn’t interested, but as my youngest grandson (a whippersnapper at a mere 35) is a huge Transformers nerd and insisted that I take him and a few of the Great Grand Kids. I figured I could get an article out for this week and at least get to watch some fancy cars as one of the carbots is a Camaro.
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Even grannies like Camaros
The movie starts out with a revisionist history of the space program and the true reason behind the Space Race. I personally hate revisionist histories, I feel that history is best taught the way that it actually happened.
The Automobots head to the Moon to retrieve their previous leader Sentient Prime, who has a dificult time with the current leader of the Automobots Optibus Prime. It turns out that Optibus Prime is to end a war that has raged among his people…uh, robots, for millions of years. But,Optibus does not want to make peace as he and his group are illegal aliens on Earth and have found jobs that humans don’t want such as working at Chernobyl. The legitimate government of their planet lead by Megaton of the Decetivcon Party, works with the humans to send them back home, but like mexicans they sneak back in and create another civil war on Earth.
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Optibus begs Sentient Prime not to send them back to their home planet Cyberexico
Meanwhile human Sam Nitwitty is fornicating away with his girlfriend named Carla, who is played by a Victoria’s Secret underwear model who obviously had plenty of “casting couch” time with Micheal Bay the director.
This camel toed whorelot sullies the movie with her sin treats
Towards the end of the movie Optibus Prime goes on a killing spree heartlessly killing countless Deceptivcons, who are under orders to defend Chicago from the rampaging Automobots.
I am afraid that I can not recommend this movie as it try’s to hard to be a statement on illegal worker rights, and bringing down the legitimate government. There is also a huge amount of violence. Do we want to teach our children to fight the law and to shoot people in the face and rip their heads off?
To much robot violence for this grand ma
Then there is the acting of the Carla actress which is atrocious. I think Sam Nitwitty would be better off without a fornicatious whorelot girlfriend. He also has a very foul mouthed mother that enjoys droping the F bomb every time she has a scene.
Why are robot bugs farting at buildings?
There were even times where the movie put me to sleep only to awaken me with overly loud explosions. But my grandson who has loved Transformers since the 1980′s, disagrees with me. He says that it was a great movie and has posted positively giddy reviews of it on his facebook. He does agree that the Carla woman should go back to making men fornicate theirselves over her softcore porn career. He said that the way they make fun of Sam’s previous girlfriend Megan Fox was rude and uncalled for.
But you can listen to me or a man who is 35 and wore a transformers t-shirt with Deceptivcon Clown Wave on it to the movie.
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2:08 am
In this video at the end we see Optibus on a killing spree
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2:09 am
In this video we see the hell that Optibus Prime plans to unleash threatening to “kill them all” and sending one of his friends to shoot President Lincoln in the head.
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2:09 am
When Optimus says to ‘kill them all’, he means the Decepticons, who want to kill and enslave us humans. And the one that shot Lincoln was Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, who Optimus has no friendship with and who wants to take over the world.
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2:49 am
I want to say how stupid this is. I want to say how stupid you are for writing this. I want to say how stupid you are for believing in this. I want to say how wrong you are on every conceivable level as far as the history of Transformers goes.
But I will be honest and say I would much rather watch whatever the fuck you just watched compared to the actual movie.
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3:26 am
I want to say I know what the heck your talking about!
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9:08 am
I think that L.N. has its PhD in stupid studies. Some of L.N.’s revelations are pretty academic and need real world application. It didn’t even see the movie and it calls your experience ‘stupid’. Maybe that degree came from University of Online Basement livers.
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10:11 am
L.N. represents by far the most radical failure of the Christwire IQ test.
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3:32 am
HEY WHERE DID MY FIRST 2 PICTURES GO!!!
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3:37 am
I have a feeling they killed my hotlinks…communist homogays!
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4:05 am
deleted pics on my facebook
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.163898583677699.40533.153673928033498&l=a9ea960bcb
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12:31 pm
I am again disgusted.
And not just because of the Satanic shape-shifting.
How can they show this camera-toe and not get an NC-17 rating?
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3:16 pm
Why does the girl pictured appear to have 2 flaps? Is this an alien prop?
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3:15 pm
After we invade Alberta, the increased natural resources we gain will allow us to develop technology like this we can then leverage against Denmark and the Chinese.
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5:53 pm
Brother Weisz,
You should speak to Brother Bowers and consider adding Korea to your list as well.
He returned from a field investigation just a short while ago and the Koreans are up to some real hanky-panky. http://christwire.org/2011/05/north-korean-communist-band-secret-promotes-new-gay-trend-shy-boy/
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8:25 pm
alberta doesn’t even have any minerals. Its the true north that has all the precious minerals, much further north than alberta
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4:12 pm
WTF. I can’t believe the idiocy here.
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10:37 pm
How can you tell that the woman has a camel’s toe when you can’t even see her feet in the photograph?
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2:03 pm
Haha..retard.look at her crotch.
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12:22 am
Hello faggot Catholics.
Clearly you’re an old lady who’s a bit off her nutter. I am not entirely sure what movie you were viewing, but maybe you need to come out of Grannyland and take a step into the real world. Half of the shit that spurted out of your keyboard is complete and utter bull, which I find incredibly ironic. I thought your precious God looked down upon lying?
I can’t believe the stupidity of this place. What kinda of half-witted, small-minded retards are ya? I cann’t even put into words the contempt I am feeling for you asswipes. Funny how you are all quick to accuse a girl like Rosie/Carly of porn, yet you all seem to conveniently forget how your own beloved priests used to- and still do- rape people of the younger generation. Yeah, that’s right. Your priests have probably watched so much porn in their lives they get the weekly edition of BoobsAreUs. Hey, can’t blame the sex-deprived guys. You’d probably want a wank too if you couldn’t have sex for the rest of your life.
I know a place where you can shove this so-called “review”… if it’ll fit.
See ya later, homos.
P.S. It’s Optimus, Autobots, Decepticons, Witwicky and Carly. If you can’t even spell correctly, Mrs.Saggyboobs, I suggest you go back to whoring yourself out on slutload.com. Peace out!
PSS. The emosexuals are coming for you.
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7:56 pm
so You are In favor of decepticon wnating tod estroy the world ?? and make the humanity as slave for their own P¨lanet ( and yes I saw the movie )
also august you will nbever been able to invade alberta never why simply because nobody will allow you to do that
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1:28 pm
First of all it is Optimus Prime not “Optbus” Second Sentinel Prime is a bad guy. Third Optimus and the Autobot are the GOOD guys protecting Earth!!!!!! They want to stay on Earth, because Megatron/Sentinel are enslaving the humans to rebuild Cybertron!!!!! I do agree that they do NOT need Sam Whitwicky’s girl in the movie. There is 1 f bomb in the whole movie! I also have a Decepticon shirt and i love it. I am a Christian I DO go to Church regular and youth. The movie was the BEST in the series.
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2:06 am
You obviously are very confused. OPTIMUS Prime and the AUTOBOTS are on Earth to protect it while the DECEPTICONS, led by MEGATRON, are here to enslave the humans so they can rebuild their destroyed planet of Cybertron, which was mostly destroyed by the Decepticons anyway.
Secondly, the Autobots are all about peace. Michael Bay does portray OP as kind of merciless, but only towards Decepticons because they want to harm humans. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings,” is a quote from OP from the first movie.
Third, the Decepticons didn’t ‘work’ with the humans to send the Autobots home, they demanded of the Government to exile the Autobots so they could have ‘peace’. But as soon as the Autobots were in the atmosphere, the Decepticons turned against their word, blew up the ship the Autobots were on, and then started an attack on Chicago so they could bring Cybertron to Earth.
Next time, if you sleep through most of the movie, please don’t make a review without doing research.
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