True Blood Season 4 Will Turn Your Little Sweetheart Into A Blood Sacrifice Twilight Vampire
True Blood is what happens when a viagra-toking Hugh Heffner is given directorial power over the casts of Twilight and Girls Gone Wild. The show is a musty mix of vampire folklore, underaged blood orgies and gyrating bodies swearing and pounding each other all hours of the night, to raucous raver music and sexually induced fecal wizards.
If that creates a confusing scene of sin in your mind, good. Because this is what True Blood is all about. It is no better than a sex swap party at a Jonny on the Job at Woodstock. This television show is very foul and it is no surprise that it can only be aired on a perverse channel like HBO.
WARNING: FOLLOWING IS A DETAILED ANALYSIS OF THE DANGEROUS CHILDREN’S SHOW TRUE BLOOD. THIS SHOW AIRS ON HBO (HOMOSEXUAL BOX OFFICE) TELEVISION AND IS MEANT TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF CHILDREN WITH SCREAMING TWILIGHTESQUE FECAL MARATHONS OF ORGY SCENES AND BAD LANGUAGE. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY DEMAND YOUR WIFE/DAUGHTER LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE REVIEWING.
Season 4, Episode 1 – The Darkest Vampire
The fourth season of True Blood started off like all the rest, with nasty screen displays of sharp toothed harpies penetrating each other and no regard for gender is apparent.
In this scene, we see the “dark” vampire Shadownight is introduce and immediately uses his very dark power to corrupt the two ‘good’ vampires on the show, Sookie Stackhaus and Arlen Meyer. Arlene, the one tied down and being turned over to Satan, started out as a farm boy from Kansas on the series.
As he was tending to his wheatfields one fall morning, a strong gust of wind and dark clouds suddenly appeared over his farm. The eyes of Satan were seen and a homosexual encounter crossover took place as Edward Cullen, from the Twilight movies, made a cameo. He bit the boy to weaken him and then turned him over to Arlo, the lead homosexual vampire on the series.
Arlo bit Arlen on the neck and over the last three years, has seduced him to also be a part of the cult homosexual vampires on the show. This is integral to the show’s main theme, which is that it is normal to wear black, spiky clothes and to cut your friends and drink their blood while swapping DNA in sweaty sex routines. You see this playing out above and that is all this show is really about: homosexual anal docking, blood martinis and one sex scene after the other. It is rated PG, meaning the show’s creators allegedly believe anyone over 13 can watch.
True Blue Season 4 Episode 2: Lesbian Vampire Temptations
In this terrifying episode, lesbian vampires learn that The Darkest Vampire has made a return from the dead. Scared that he may be gaming for the Lesbian Vampire Queen, they make their move to quickly recruit a new army for his oncoming onslaught of tight barrel chested gay vampires.
With such little plot, the episode jumps to what the series is known for:
Becki has shocked Sookie’s sister one night, using her devil’s power to disguise her true voice. With her guard down, Belladonna is captured and put under a vampire’s spell.
You may notice that your children at home are wearing dark clothing or listening to loud, Satanic music where a man with a gruffed voice is screaming over guitars and weird noises. This is a clear sign that your child is possessed by this ‘vampire culture’ and if they have not already done it, they will try to participate in a vampire orgies at their friend’s home.
It always starts the same way. The kids will meet up for ‘movie night’ at a friend’s home where the parents are not there. They will find a way to illegally buy alcohol, clam sauce and mix in tomatoe juice, making a drink they call “Clamtomato Blood” or it’s street name, “Tiger’s Blood”. One of the children will take it into a closed bathroom and close their eyes, saying “Blood Mary” three times and turning in circles. This invites Satan into the drink mix and allows his demon Queen Mary II to infest the alcoholic drink with inebriating spirits.
From there, the children all drink from the devil’s cauldron and lose their minds, giving into temptations. Soon, all clothing is removed and they gyrate all over each other like a pit of slithering snakes, poison venom being shot everywhere and even within as they squirm and squirt in orgasmic release. This is what happens at 73% of all sorority parties now across the nation, now that we are allowing the Twilight and Harry Potter movies to exist.
This show is even worse though, in this episode, the sexualized recruitment agenda continues:
After a girl is bit by one of the vampires, even a pure blonde hair turns black with sin. You can see Belladonna about to be converted here and they play cheerful music, so college girls will want to join in and have secret lesbian romps after this television show gets them all sexually excited in the confusing experimental hours of night.
Fortunately, this season is only to its third episode and it remains nameless, but these preview images were shown and this is all the more reason for you fathers to forbid your daughters from watching this program. To test if they are using it, sign into Yahoo Chat and text mesage your daughter like this:
BLOODWHORE54 (really you): lol sweetheart, I am loving true blood! do you watch it!
Your Daughter: Who are you? I am not supposed to talk to strangers online.
BLOODWHORE54 (really you): I heard that you like True Blood so that makes us best friends and we should throw an orgy this weekend!
Now if your daughter has been watching this show, she will say yes and get excited because she is already brainwashed. Pull her out of school, have her exorcised and when she is mentally stable after weeks of counseling, let her enroll in a local junior college where you can keep an eye on her.
Now, next week on this whore show:
That is a production still from a new vampire they are introducing. If that is not bad enough:
Terrifying. Just let that image soak in your eye, then imagine the horror your daughter is going to face when she sees it. Your son too. True Blood. It is a devil’s cauldron mix of brainwashing vampire talk that will make your kids throw blood badger fists in each other’s anal slots, is that what you really want college to be all about to them? Good luck crying at the funeral when your child dies from Aid rabies, you idiot parents who do not BAN THIS SHOW NOW.
TV SHOW: True Blood
MORAL RATING: SS (Severely Sinister) for – blood orgies, Wiccan death chants, Satanism, evolution agenda, corrupting children, homogay agenda, global warming agenda, shoddy acting, too long musical numbers, blood knives, gothic raver culture praise, urban violence, nudity
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Author: Abe
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9:05 am
Good Lord! First we had the filthy hippie drum circles, and now our youth is going to be corrupted by vampiric Wiccan death chants attempting to conjure up Satanic demons.
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8:08 am
Omg you are so lame. Why even care about what ppl watch you dont have to neither do your kids or who ever you have a choice. Also if you were smart enough you’d use patental control on your tv duh! By the way I’m lesbian and I’m proud of it! Plus this is the best thing I’m Christian. Oh yeah I think your a DF!
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9:17 am
Brother Abe, Great investigative article. I recently had a run-in with this foul show trying to turn one of my neighbor’s kids in to a homogay sparkle vampire. I was sitting on their back patio with them talking about the next Church Potluck Social and drinking some wonderful sweet tea, when I realized I had drank a little too much and needed to head to the “facilities”. I was walking past the Family Room of the house when I noticed their 14 year old son on the couch. I thought he must have been playing a video game because he was squirming around a bit too much on the couch, but after watching him for a moment and then realizing that he was watching Twilight True Bloody Mystery Hour show, that he was not “wrestling” with a video game controller, but with his “Wii” or doing the “M” dance with himself as the kids say. I was appalled that this child wanted to do this act with his parents and a stranger sitting just a few feet away, It could only have been from this television program, I thought. So I sprung in to action. I snuck up behind him and slapped the tip of his Sin Scepter while shouting “NO” at the top of my lungs into his ear. I then grabbed the remote control and enabled the parental locks on all channels except Fox News and Trinity Broadcast Network. I didn’t think I should give the code to his parents since they seem very relaxed about these kinds of shows and hadn’t blocked it already. I then ran home to pray for their family. I do know that the boy’s parents were pleased with my actions because as I was running home to pray, I could here them offering to call for tickets to an upcoming “The Police” music concert for me. I have not accepted their offer though because I don’t enjoy the Heavy Metal Rock Punk of “The Police”. We must protect our children from these sparkle vampire harry potter hell hounds that are preying on our kids.
God Bless You Brother Abe for this timely reminder.
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4:08 pm
good work there bruce!
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5:15 pm
“So I sprung in to action. I snuck up behind him and slapped the tip of his Sin Scepter while shouting “NO” at the top of my lungs into his ear. I then grabbed the remote control and enabled the parental locks on all channels except Fox News and Trinity Broadcast Network.”
You flat-out state that you slapped a teenagers dick and then shouted into his ears, then proceeded to interfere and screw around with their stuff.
Yeah, you’re five kinds of fucked up in the head.
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9:15 pm
L.N, my dear sweet confused young lady, obviously I did the right thing since his parents even offered to call “The Police” and have them play a special show in my honor. We must keep our children from doing the “M” dance with themselves and turning into sparkle vampires or homogay werewolves or fairy shapeshifters at all costs.
Although I have not been able to wash my brain of the images of that poor boy doing that to himself yet. I have been praying, reading the bible and pouring bleach into my ears non-stop since it happened, yet I cannot seem to was it from my brain. They need to make a product called “Brain Clean” or maybe “Brain Wash” for situations like these.
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10:17 pm
I just did the “M Dance” with myself. It was fucking awesome!
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3:10 am
Claire, I have only be away from home for 1 day. If you can’t control your urges that long, perhaps I should purchase you a chastity belt for while I am away.
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1:32 pm
Praise Allah!
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7:58 pm
We are really proud of our Claire Bear!
Call us to tell us how proud you are!
We are in the phonebook!
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10:28 pm
“L.N, my dear sweet confused young lady, obviously I did the right thing since his parents even offered to call “The Police” and have them play a special show in my honor.”
Now you’re just being retarded. Maybe if you stopped having your boyfriend fuck you in the ears, you wouldn’t be as brain damaged, and you’d realize that I’m a guy and that the police isn’t a band.
“We must keep our children from doing the “M” dance with themselves and turning into sparkle vampires or homogay werewolves or fairy shapeshifters at all costs.”
Show me one case of that ever happening and I’ll convert myself into a Christian in an instant.
“Although I have not been able to wash my brain of the images of that poor boy doing that to himself yet. I have been praying, reading the bible and pouring bleach into my ears non-stop since it happened, yet I cannot seem to was it from my brain. They need to make a product called “Brain Clean” or maybe “Brain Wash” for situations like these.”
Now you’re just being terrible at trolling.
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11:22 pm
L.N, you sweet young girl, you must just be too young to remember the heavy metal rock punk band “The Police”. They had a lead singer named “Stinger” who you may have heard of though. “Stinger” is a homogay code word for the “Top” or the rectal diddler. It is a well known fact that “Stinger” was gay after he released a song called “Dessert Rose” which is a homogay act where after dinner one partner tries to fit his head as far up the others sin hole or “Brown Rose” in order to have “Dessert” of the fecal variety.
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11:33 pm
“L.N, you sweet young girl,”
Proof that I’m a girl or you’re a looney. And none of that ‘I read it somewhere’ business that everyone here pulls, give me a direct quote from me stating my gender was not male.
“you must just be too young to remember the heavy metal rock punk band “The Police”.”
So you ARE right that there’s a group called ‘The Police’, but they’re an English Rock band, not a heavy metal rock punk one. Clearly you’re too stupid to realize just what exactly ‘rock’ is in the world of music.
“They had a lead singer named “Stinger” who you may have heard of though.”
You mean ‘Sting’.
““Stinger” is a homogay code word for the “Top” or the rectal diddler.”
That might be true for the word ‘stinger’, but that’s not his name.
“It is a well known fact that “Stinger” was gay after he released a song called “Dessert Rose” which is a homogay act where after dinner one partner tries to fit his head as far up the others sin hole or “Brown Rose” in order to have “Dessert” of the fecal variety.”
If Sting is gay, explain why he’s married and has 4 children?
And care to explain why you touch children? You clearly admitted to touching a child’s privates. Have you never heard of the authorities? Of course not, but I’m sure you’d love to meet ‘Big Bubba’
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12:47 am
Claire proved she was a girl. I didn’t like the video, but she proved it.
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11:07 pm
HAHA, Bruce you are the king of trolls my friend.
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9:29 am
Bruce
the boy obviously knew you were there and wanted to seduce you into unclean acts. His lithe hairless young body firm with desire, sought your manly strength, not realising that you were convicted of the Holy Spirit and covered with the precious blood of the Lamb, protecting you from the young wanton
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12:00 pm
hmmmm sexy pics dude although this whole thing is bullshit i still like the pics! True blood is an ok show its just the weak minded morons that try to go against anything that is interesting I.E. u morons
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12:51 pm
I find this show cumbersome and unrealistic. First – there are more whites on the show than in the entire state of Louisiana. Second – no one is getting beads thrown at them for showing naughty parts.
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7:08 pm
i actually agree with you blanche. this show is complete FICTION! which means it isnt real. so i dont know why abe is saying it’ll lead to real life instances.
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2:00 pm
It is on HBO for a reason, its not made for kids. Yes there is nudity, yes there is sex. But so what? Its not like people who watch it don’t know what there getting into. If you would actually bother to watch it you would find it is very entertaining, and has a very good story line to it. Maybe you would even like to read the book series?
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5:24 pm
So does every idiot here believe that all shows are meant for children? Including the ones you have to pay extra for on special channels? Apparently so.
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5:37 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SO BRUCE YOU SLAPPED A YOUNG BOY’S COCK AND THEN RAN AWAY??? WTF DO YOU HICK IN-BRED SPASTICS GET UP TO??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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1:29 am
TRUE BLOOD LESBIANISM
http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/06/26/true-blood-gay-twist/?iid=blogTMM-1H-MP-‘True Blood’ cast member opens up about gay twist
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1:33 am
Yea and? What’s the point,everyone knows how this show is. Its also on its 4th season and has been like this since day 1, why are you just not saying something about it. Maybe you should watch Adam, you might find you actually like it.
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1:36 am
So there’s a gay character in True Blood, point? Oh that’s right, because there’s homosexuality in it, it MUST be bad! That’s the only thought process idiots like you can come up with.
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11:24 pm
Wow!! This site just keeps getting more and more unbelievable! You- “the Christian” broke into someones home and slapped a minor’s penis. I am so embarrased to be put into the same group as someone like you. Disgusting. I am a Christian, but I am not a pedophile as you so clearly are not ashamed to admit. Someone should report you, as a matter of fact, I will. If you believe what you did was the correct thing to do, then please tell me your name and city and state and we can let the authorities figure it out. Disgusting.
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3:54 am
y wook u let a kid watch this it is soft core porn
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7:10 pm
Sookie is part Fey which means shes part fairy and the vampires want to kill her for her blood. so in turn she aint no vampire. arlene is a redhead for one and is married, doesnt have any of that nasty armpit hair and is 100%human. so ihave no idea what your talking about.
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8:37 pm
Apparently people are ready to make up stories just to fill this stupid website.
The writer could have at least made some research on the story and then criticize it.
I am actually more surprised on the effort put on finding these pictures which by no means are related to True Blood.
Also, it appears that Mr.Abe is clearly a pedophile. At least, there’s no pedo in True blood.
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2:23 am
I’m sorry but this story cracks me up. her name is Sookie Stackhouse and Jason is tied to the bed which you would know if you did any research. Mr. Abe, do you have issues? I think so but I’m not the one to judge only God can judge. I agree 100% with NIEZ
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11:52 am
none of those pictures are from true blood. they are just weird pictures except the one rando one of megan fox… but for reals abe your astonishing lack of research amazes me. its on late night tv and it comes with a warning at the beginning stating its intended audience is mature viewers.. if you cant handle the content dont watch…
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