Wal-mart Decision – The US Supreme Court Affirms The Bible – Women Are 77% as Capable As Men.
In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court confirmed what Christians have long known; women are better suited to home and hearth and do not have the capacity or skills to take jobs from men.
The U.S. Supreme Court in Wal-Mart v. Dukes decided the largest workplace discrimination case in history. And men, who rightly carry the mantle of Jesus on earth, won. The plaintiffs (all women by the way, and I suspect that NOW and other femi-nazis had them worked up in a lather) claimed that they had been illegally denied pay and promotions and were forced to take “sex discrimination” whatever that is.
This stunning victory against liberal ideology and “women’s studies” show what a Christian nation can accomplish to keep the nuclear family whole. The decision, which was unanimous, points out a disturbing trend however – for which we must work diligently to correct. Wal-Mart in fact is paying women on average between 85 and 96% of what men earn. That is an abomination against which we must fight.
The lawsuit on behalf of 1.5 million woman who worked for Wal-Mart claimed that there was a secret handshake that got men promoted to positions over women and that they were told to get “dolled up” in order to be noticed. These hussies were told in no uncertain terms by the Supreme Court that they cannot sue.
But the Supreme Court can only do so much. Of course a woman’s place is in the home. She should not aspire to be a man, as that is a sin. And coveting the salary of a hard working man is an outrage.
In our Christian community we have started a drive to roll back Wal-Mart to the proper 77% ratio, that way women will have an incentive to stay home and raise the children and do the other wifely duties asked for in the Bible.
I know that many will cry, “what about the homolesbos and the people too unattractive to catch a man?” We truly believe that the power of prayer can help. If you cast out sin, you can attract a man to marry. If you pray diligently you can cast off the curse of morbid obesity, body odor, rickets and leprosy and attract a man. But if you insist on laughing in the face of God and violating the commandments to not covet your Brothers pay – you’ll just have to get “dolled up” like the harlot whores of Babylon and Gomorrah and take what Wal-Mart is willing to give you.
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Author: tdomf_15f10
7:47 pm
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8:44 pm
You are a horrible person. Are you saying that pursuing a good life and a nice, stable job, makes us want to be men? If so you are the most uneducated person I have met by far. You should be shamed to call yourself Christian, discriminating against the opposite gender.
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5:19 pm
Well luckily my husband is a real christian and i actually make more than him in our field. and he is fine with that. at least the pressure to pay our bills and send our child to school is not all completely on him. we are equals in his eyes. we both work in criminal justice. he is a police officer and i am a correctional officer. and i can quite easily handle my own. he helps me in the kitchen and helps me clean and puts our son to bed. he is the king of our household but treats me like his queen. we both know he is the head of our household, but he knows also that i am the rock of our home. and fully respects and appreciates me in everyway. he caters to me as i cater to him. and we are happy unlike im sure some of your marriages where the women are probably fantasizing about other men because you can live up to what they really want in a REAL man who takes care of his family in EVERY way.. Not dictates it.
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7:50 pm
Satan seems to be blocking any images.
Damn you Mr. Gore!
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7:53 pm
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8:00 pm
77% seems about right. Just above Mexicans at 65% and Africans at 38%. But still below Asians at 83%. The cutoff to vote should be around 81%.
Nice work Harold.
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8:43 pm
Then what the hell is your wife doing being an equine orthopedic surgeon? Shouldn’t she get her ass back to the kitchen?
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8:47 pm
77% is an average. And she is very good at what she does. She’s a very good cook too. She makes the best Chicken Mole
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8:52 pm
But she is a woman, and after all, we’re stupid and should never pursue work outside the home, right? At least that’s what your buddy Harold is preaching.
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9:01 pm
I didn’t get that from the article. What I got is employers should be free to pay a wage to the worker without government influence. It’s a free market. If an employee does not feel they are fairly compensated they can seek employment elsewhere.
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9:03 pm
I think Bruce has really done a splendid job training you, Claire. But judging another man’s wife should fall to your husband, not you. Keep up the progress!
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12:53 pm
Then perhaps you should read it again, dingbat:
“women are better suited to home and hearth and do not have the capacity or skills to take jobs from men.”
“But the Supreme Court can only do so much. Of course a woman’s place is in the home. She should not aspire to be a man, as that is a sin. And coveting the salary of a hard working man is an outrage.”
“In our Christian community we have started a drive to roll back Wal-Mart to the proper 77% ratio, that way women will have an incentive to stay home and raise the children and do the other wifely duties asked for in the Bible.”
As for you Bitcham, shouldn’t you be off sucking your husband’s cock or something? Isn’t one of the duties of a Christian woman to keep her husband satisfied in every way?
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2:26 pm
Yes I agree with all the quotes from the article you have copied and pasted into your comment.
Thanks for that.
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5:23 pm
Yet your wife is not abiding by those beliefs. Why would you marry a woman who had a mind and career of her own?
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5:21 pm
its funny how he still doesnt answer to his own hyprocite views and realize his wife is the biggest sinner if it were up to his beliefs..
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1:24 pm
and white asshole moron men or in other words u guys are at 00.02% ah and gays at 98.09%
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12:38 am
Wow, that’s the stupidest thing i’ve heard!!!
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8:24 pm
Well this is good news, particularly at a time when unions are undermining our economy and Obama is only encouraging them.
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8:26 pm
I think that employers look at women as lower value employees because they tend to be dramatic and start workplace rows with their ovaries. It is the need for women to dominate combine with their special lady memory glands (located behind the uterus)that enable them to draw from a vast internal database of perceived issues. This could overwhelm the courts for years to come.
As the countries largest employer, WalMart executives can’t afford the 30% markup due to drama, which translates to a 27% cost differential. Financially speaking this makes a lot of sense to me.
If the labor is only valued at 0.77 cents on the dollar, the additional 23 cents is a 30% markup – 23/77=30%. Of course the cost differential is simply the markup amount divided by the total cost.
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10:11 pm
I have to disagree with your maths. Understandable as maths can be difficult for women, but your calculation does not take into consideration the time value of money. As an accountant, I use the calculation all the time to adjust actual to real wages with money over time.
Most female employees spend too much time at work discussing their new hats and whatnot, so once the value of that time is factored out, women make the same wages as men over time. What this amounts to is femnazis trying to make MORE than men. And we all know that is not what Jesus wants. I hope that explains it. I did not want to use numbers to confuse you.
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9:46 am
You do bring an impotent point to the table, working women are fungible like bundled mortgage investments and subject to adjusted valuation based on future yields and expected of rates of return.
I think while over all the specific compensation calculations for each industry or business you must deal with vary, the article makes a general statement across many industries and businesses.
The expected rate of return needed for a time value calculation would be varied by business and include an analysis of the weighted average cost of capital as a starting point for an expectation of return or hurdle rate for decision making. Again, this varies by industry and business.
I have a great deal of respect for your efforts to try and explain all this to me. Public accountants are not like Certified Parking Attendants that park cars an check millage after the fact rather than planning a path forward to the future.
Kind regards,
BB
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8:49 pm
Jusus Christ wants everyone to succeed however they can while remaining moral. As for talking, that is a stereotype. Not all women only talk about this and that. On another note, women are just as capable at succeeding in math as men. I’ve known more men to fail that subject in my lifetime then men. Your statistics are not relevant.
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9:00 pm
This coming from a girl who fucks goats.
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9:42 pm
Wow you’re dumb, there’s nothing about goats. Wheres your backup. Did you lose any other way to prove yourself right? I think so. If you can’t back up your beliefs and can only use stupid insults go back to the kids page on facebook.
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5:08 pm
That is true for example i am better at math than my husband. we went to college together and graduated together and had most of our classes together and i had to tutor him in math. not saying he isnt intelligent either because he also graduated at the top of our class but yeah you can base intelligence on gender..
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8:33 pm
The internet tried to block my transformer images lastnight
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8:35 pm
I think the Afro-gays were attacking the site!
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8:48 pm
They have computers now?
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1:40 pm
hmmm whites actually work? and yes we’re gay not idiots! that’s u, ur the idiots! and Afro gays are the best! and aren’t u guys so against transformers? that obviously means that the old bitch is actually in high school and likes all the shit u find evil.
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9:44 pm
So lets get this right. What IS allowed in your dictatorship? White republican Men and slave wifes?
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9:25 pm
I can only hope that this site is satire…..
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5:10 pm
it is but there are some real radical people who come on the site commenting that are real and think this is real
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1:30 pm
Hey, guys, did you know? Women are far more efficient at work than men. We’re cold-blooded, precise and natural-born perfectionists. Studies reveal that women are capable of being awake more hours and concentrate under pressure better than men. How ’bout that?
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3:28 pm
Young man,
I agree. Those traits are certainly at the top of what I look for in a spouse.
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11:33 pm
I couldn’t understand your post because I was up late reformatting a report I fouled earlier in the day. I think it is good enough for my boss. My eyes are so heavy he’s my brother.
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7:27 pm
Oh, indeed. Women certainly are quite useless, aren’t they?
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11:36 pm
Eye/arm candy, sammiches, social interaction, and everything men are good for aside, I agree.
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12:26 pm
Your “response” has to be a joke, right? Please tell me that it’s a joke and you don’t actually believe this.
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6:39 pm
This website is crazy… It is radical christians like those on this website that give the rest of us a bad reputation as stupid, radical, and otherwise ignorant… thanks alot
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9:25 pm
This is satire. It HAS to be satire. oh, dear, non-existent man-in-the-sky, let it please be satire!
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8:25 pm
I sincerely hope this is a joke. Plenty of research has shown that women are actually better suited for MOST jobs than men! Women make more money annually selling stocks than men, there fore now more women in medical school and more women in college. I am She-Woman hear me ROAR!
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7:35 am
Greatest website *ever*. I love what yog guys do here almost as much as i love that like 60% of your readers don’t get the joke and the other 440% spend what must be hours each day screwing with the afore-mentioned majority. And, haha noway, it’s not this that makes you look bad. It’s an unbending adherence to superstition and intolerance. That’s what you makes you look bad.
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9:08 am
WOmen are here to be fisting toys for our daddies!
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