Ways Women Undermine Happiness and Destroy Male Libido
Happiness is how we perceive what happens. In the sacred fulfillment of our Godly potential as wives and mothers, problems arise that challenge role perceptions and require careful solutions that respect the ‘Eve’ God wants us to be for our special ‘Adam’. The danger of misguided and selfish female behaviors is the emasculation of men, promotion of gay homosexuality and marriage infidelity.
While researching frequently asked questions and news headlines for an upcoming seminar “Driving from the Backseat: Why Women are Responsible for Marriage Success” a distinct and ominous pattern began to emerge. Women will place their own feelings and needs above those of all others and try to usurp the role of men with the same rationale used by Arab terrorists. Women will wrap themselves in bomb vests of emotional strife, economic independence, sexual demands, sexual drought, territorial imperatives, and reproductive “freedom” with the intent to self destruct and concurrently destroy man’s confidence and leadership in the home. It all begins with the dating ritual.
Lying to Online Suitors – If Loving Cats is Wrong, Debbie Don’t Wanna Be Right
Warning signs may appear before a relationship even begins. Consider the dating video submitted by “Debbie”. Debbie thinks that her emotional connection to cats and concern for their well being is attractive to potential suitors. So much so she submitted this video to an online dating service.
Debbie’s video is not without positives, but they only serve to drive home the hypocrisy of her message. She presents herself as attractive and willing in the video. The mere action of making herself vulnerable and open to a man’s attentions is venerable, but her ‘education’ gets the better of her. She showcases her breasts as high and pert for feeding future children – a dating must for many men. The problem with this video is that it is a COMPLETE FABRICATION!
In reality, Debbie hired a video surrogate rather than presenting her true, albeit less attractive self. Unfortunately this backfired on Debbie. In a follow up report by a fellow female terrorist sympathizer, Debbie blames the failed single match on the man! All Christian men abhor lying women. A man that is lied to will high tail it to another country, yet this female grifter of men’s hearts is ‘surprised’ and seeks 15 minutes of local fame when her Romeo responses negatively to the realization she is not the attractive package promised. She has emasculated a man that believed her lies.
Undermining the Marriage Trust
Political affiliations aside, the dire warning of the Anthony Weiner tragedy is one every woman that truly loves her man should take into account. As a long time counselor for Christian couples and lauded expert on male sexuality and communication, I can attest to the validity of this information.
The fully erect and throbbing penis needs the same kind of attention and love every person needs. Men are not always good communicators of their feelings and emotional needs. Sometimes, the man organ will convey these feelings and needs in ways that cannot be outwardly expressed verbally. Heterosexual men are not big ‘feeling talkers’, perhaps as part of God’s plan. The penis will twitch or become weighty in times of crisis. If left unattended by the helpmate, the testes will release backed up blood toxins that target brain cells and behavioral synapse functions. A raw photograph, carelessly tweeted, can be the grim result of a twitchy penis.
Mrs. Weiner clearly accepted the role of sex as an intimate expression of God’s love for the purposes of accepting babies, but she forgot the continuing needs of her husband. To be evenly yoked in marriage doesn’t mean she needs to work outside the home or pursue a career like her husband. She could have avoided this whole twitchy embarrassment by staying home and tending to the needs and confidence of her husband, rather than working and leaving time for his penis to hatch plans of twitter infamy.
The Uneven Yoke – When Wives Withhold Sex
When wives earn money outside the home or pursue careers, two other problems can arise that are far more diabolical than a twitchy penis. Many liberal and pseudo-science ‘experts’ will refer to frigidity and erectile dysfunction as psychological or sometimes physical symptoms of a bigger problem when only a very small percentage of those diagnosed actually have those issues.
Frigidity can be ‘caused’ by a pouting wife. Like children, some women will withhold sexual congress with their husbands for the purpose of dominating the relationship or getting their way. The partner with the lower sex drive will always determine the frequency of sex, so it follows that the frigid partner calls the shots. ‘Fear’ of pregnancy is sometimes sited as a root cause, especially amongst working women that wish to compete with their husband and emasculate him into another man’s arms. The solution is for women to understand that sexuality and pregnancy are part of a healthy marriage and that being a helpmate means you never have a headache.
The Unleavened Poke – When a Man’s Body Doesn’t Respond
Women can also project problems onto the husband. A domineering woman can be the cause of erectile dysfunction. While many will site alcohol and diabetes as common causes of the problem, if she were cooking proper meals and not nagging him into a bottle, those problems wouldn’t become weeds in a beautiful garden.
At the first sign of a limp issue, the actions of a power hungry wife can drive a man to gay homosexual behaviors. She might suggest mouth sex and slip a manicured, licked finger in his dirty hole during sex to try and stimulate his prostate. She might nag him to seek popular medications rather than review her own role in the problem. Embolden wives will also use lesbian strap on peckers, fat and slick- greased, to insert betwixt the cleft in a black wedding ritual of tears that reaches around the darkest fears of men. All these actions have the confidence crushing potential to make your husband gay. These are not effective or sustainable solutions to the problem and should not be considered part of a Christian marriage or path to recovery.
Women need to stop trying to be masculine and start embracing the Eve within. Dressing nicely and preparing a hot meal of favorites is a good start. Keeping up with the laundry and inspecting his clothing weekly for mending is also good advice. Don’t interrupt him when he is talking. Always seek his opinions, but keep yours to yourself unless asked. Keeping your body in fit with daily calisthenics in that precious time between when you awake and begin preparing his breakfast is just good time management! Make sure your hygiene is impeccable so you are ready for him when he desires and most importantly – show him affection and praise! He might just sweep you off your feet!
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Author: Blanche Beecham
"Blanche Beecham lends a soft, learned hand to the fourth estate with incite-full investigations on diverse topics such as Politics, Love, and Lifestyle. Her many years experience as a wife, mother, ladies book club president and financial auditor make her well suited to ferreting out the truth and giving it a sound shake." - Rev. Jackson Lee Whitebelley, Publisher and Editor of "The Incubator" - Follow me on Twitter! @BLANCHEBEECHAM
1:07 am
“And women, while I tell you these things, I will in no way participate in them myself. You see, I am better than you, and no there’s no real reason why, I just believe so.” -Blanche
Also, nice find with the video and acting as if it’s real. The chick got her boyfriend to record her saying that and laughs near the end. Your little ‘follow up’ report about her hiring someone else for the video fell flat on it’s ass.
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2:01 am
BB, I hope your words of enchanting advice sinks into the brains of today’s women.
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10:13 pm
Especially when not much sinks in there these days, after women have turned away from the ways of the Bible wholesale.
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3:38 am
A blessedly wonderful article as always Blanche, It is an honor to call you a sister in Christ!
I saw that video a few days ago. What a disgrace. I have been contemplating a work on the proper role of the wife in the home but I believe you truly nailed it!
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6:04 am
never said animals were people too…. simply said people are animals too
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6:17 pm
Seriously? If this is what a “good wife” is than I will never be one. I will put my man in his place if hes being stupid, I will go out with my friends if I want to, I will not be his barefoot and pregnant little fantasy. If my man has a problem with this then he wont be my man much longer!
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6:32 pm
Shannon,
I notice your name is Irish. Is it really any wonder that Irish men have such a reputation for heavy drinking and cheating on women such as yourself?
While it is most likely true you will never be a good wife or helpmate, I think it is great that you have at least tried to educate yourself on the potential you choose to abandon.
Work hard, Shannon, save your money to pay for antidepressants and cat food.
Kind regards,
BB
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6:39 pm
Thats ok I will save my money to spend on myself, and the reason I am not choosing this lifestyle is it is not for me, just as my lifestyle may not be for you. Maybe if you werent so judgmental of other people you would realize that not everything you consider to be evil is evil. I think if you saw true evil out in the world you would die of shock, so maybe you should pop the little bubble you have your life in and see what living in the real world is like.
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8:14 pm
This is just about the funniest thing I’ve read today. I was cracking up at the twitchy penis thing, also at the part about making dinner and not nagging being a cure for alcoholism and diabetes. That’s right, diabetes. No more research is necessary, medical community, Blanche Beecham has found the cure for diabetes! What if I was a diabetic woman? Does that mean that all I need is a husband to cook dinner for me every night and to stop nagging me? *snicker*
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1:18 am
If you’re a diabetic woman it means you’re fat.
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9:11 am
Not necessarily, whore.
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1:57 pm
Basically what you’re saying is that a man is capable of doing no wrong in a marriage? I hardly believe that to be the case.
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11:39 pm
It is to the shame of a women who is married to a man with erectile dysfunction. She has forsaken her female marital duties. Possibly, she has not routinely enough presented herself for sexual activity or maybe she has left her husband’s erect penis unattended to.
The devil hates marital sex in missionary position and will do anything to drain those desires from a marriage and replace it with either of two extremes, no sex or extreme female pleasure-driven sex (any sex other than submissive missionary.)
While the bible commands every to take up their cross, the duties of a married woman are not too excessive. It can be as simple as morning fellatio or rubbing one out before he takes a shower. The man will surely appreciate the sentiment and who knows, the holy spirit may reward the woman with an orgasm once on occasion when manporked according to church law.
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6:07 am
sluts are people too
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12:38 am
This has got to be one of the single-most ridiculous things I’ve read in many, many years. Not only is it chock-full of misinformation and outright fallacious lies, it sets women up to be subservient drones that don’t think for themselves. Get this straight: a woman who can’t think for herself is bloody useless as the first educator of my children. A woman must be self-possessed, intelligent, informed, motivated and confident so that her children, if any happen to come along in a marriage and regardless of gender, will learn first-hand how to mimic those qualities, which are essential to growth in this world.
A wife who manages a career AND a home is not only to be praised and lauded, she is to be rewarded handsomely and deeply appreciated. Dual-income homes mean better colleges and opportunities for the future. Anyone who says differently ought to go buy a calculator and figure the math.
Point blank, people: God made man AND woman so that we could work together as a team, to support one another and joyously propagate the species. “Be fruitful and multiply”, the first injunction towards Man. Each gender has their own strengths and it is wisdom to employ those strengths to a mutually beneficial end. It is NOT about dominance and subjugation- true leaders aren’t concerned with such matters.
Read the Bible for yourselves and draw your own conclusions. We are in an Age where ANYONE is given the opportunity to read- you don’t need the clergy telling you what’s “True” when you’re perfectly capable of figuring that out on your own. In Communist Russia they had a federally-run newspaper called “Pravda.” In Russian “pravda” means “Truth.” Miss Beecham’s notion of Truth is corrupted by falsehoods, misleading ideals and fear: Truth is YOURS to perceive, not for others to report as Gospel. God gave everyone a brain stem and it is sacrilege to not use yours.
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7:11 pm
Great article, I’m sad I couldn’t read it until now.
That video takes a very disturbing turn at 1:00
That last paragraph is priceless and so true. Someone printed it and put a copy on the bulletin board at the bank. I hope you don’t mind BB.
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