• Your Guide to Female Puberty, by a Christian Man

    June 15, 2011 9:19 pm 57 comments

    The female reproductive cycle is a mysterious beast, one born within women after Eve fornicated with Satan’s scepter in the garden of Eden. With her body defiled and after tricking Adam to eat of the forbidden fruit, God had no choice but to allow women to suffer for the majority of their life with cramps, but with this, came also the residue of Satanic influence upon the realized sexuality of every woman.

    One of the greatest threats to every young man is a girl after she has hit puberty. Women can be deceptive. They will use their newly found sexuality to make illicit advances and force young men into sexual encounters, situations that will leave you confused, diseased and paying child support nine months later.

    Following is a primer into female sexuality, the facts of which will be a lifesaver to any young men. Women are one the prowl and before marriage, can be a greater danger than even Satan himself. They will tease your dreams by night to cause nocturnal emissions of sticky shame, and by day, push you down and pin you under their thick, gyrating hips until you spill baby spattle into their ovens of helacious carnality. Boys, beware, the snaretrap of women is nigh.

    WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS DEPICTIONS AND TERMS TO EXPLAIN FEMALE ANATOMY AND SEXUALITY. FATHERS, DEMAND YOUR WIFE/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE REVIEW AND LEAVE TIME FOR YOUR SON TO ASK ANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS AFTER PRAYER. USE ONLY ‘LIGHT’ EUPHAMISM TO EXPLAIN THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO TO YOUR DAUGHTER, SO SHE MAY BETTER UNDERSTAND HER SEXUALITY.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DX55uYQoaM

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    Dan Nordgren Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY

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