5 Everyday Items That Will Send You to Hell
We use them everyday. The are normal pieces of technology but are you aware of the danger? Sure you know that holding a cell phone may give you an increased chance of Cancer and thus death, but did you know it is speeding you along to damnation? Learn what household items your using that are using you…for your soul.
Cell Phones:
Use a cell phone and you are more likely to contract cancer which is a leading contributor of yearly US deaths. Death is but it’s first swipe at you. What it is really after is your soul. How? Christwire studies show that users of telephones are 100% more likely to engage in phone sex than those who do not use phones. Phone sex not only is an abomination unto God, and insult to marriage, but leads to self fornication. Despite what the hippie liberal psychotherapists out there tell you self fornication is still a sin.
The largest problem with cell phones is the danger of sexting. Troubled youths with raging hormone are so desperate to fornicate away the night instead of studying,that they take pictures of their naughty bits and send them to others. Taking pictures of your naughty bits are bad enough, but then you send them to others, that may encourage them to self fornicate, then they send pictures back of them self fornicating, that leads you to self fornicate and then the next thing you know, Jesus is weeping in heaven, watching your mockery of creation. Recently we all became aware of sexting when NY senator Anthony Wiener got fingered for sending out naughty pictures on his phone and internet. Weeks after he resigned NY decided to allow homosexual marriage! That is what sexting can do kids! Don’t Do It!
Computers:
Christwire studies show that computers are used 73% of the time for watching and exchange of pornography. If you have a computer…and I know you do as your looking at it right now, you have used it for dubious masturbatory reasons haven’t you? Don’t deny it. You have used this machine to touch yourself inappropriately! SHAME ON YOU!!!
Computers should be used only for legitimate research. Checking email from friends, family and business. You can also check facebook but only see the latest christwire story links, to add me or another christwire author as a friend and to communicate with family and friends. Other acceptable uses might be, ebay, other legitimate businesses and church web sites.
TV
Almost everything on TV is sinful. Any viewer of Christwire will know that. I myself have written on the dangers of Top Gear and The Big Bang Theory. Shows such as Dancing Celebrities, Americans have talent and America’s Idol will condemn you to hell quicker than a trip to the gay club.
About the only good thing to come out of TV is TBN and Fox News.
Radio
How Many articles have been written on christwire about music? I could make up a number and it wouldn’t be enough! When I grew up music came on records and you listened to them on a phonograph. If you were lucky you went out and there was a big band in town. But now a days the musical filth out there is limitless and you can find it everywhere! It is found everywhere, TV, radio, the car, eyepods, phones, internet radio, something called pandora, Youtube. The ears and souls of the youth are being attacked from every place imaginable.
Washing Machines and Dryers
It used to be that these appliances were used by house wives in the proper way, washing the families clothes. But sometime in the 1980′s women realized that besides doing the family chores they could eat bon-bon’s and self fornicate theirselves. Sinful mothers have passed on this sinful act through the decades and now there are at least 3 generations of women M’ing their selves away to spiritual oblivion. With today’s improvements in technology, washers and driers are more powerful and efficient, getting women and their laundry off for half the price when it comes to the power bill.
I urge all of you to look at your sinful acts and the common everyday things that lead you down the path to hell. Please recognize these things and stop using them. Keep yourself clean and chaste and on the right path.
Or else it will be the Lake of Fire for you!
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
1:11 am
I threw all of this stuff out as soon as I read this. Thank you ChristWire for keeping my life free of homogay and fornication.
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1:28 am
It is our pleasure to help your soul!
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2:43 pm
so this story means u go bye bye, right? i mean all u do is troll online so that means u have to get offline or else u go to hell, great! now we can all regain our sanity!
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2:48 pm
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2:53 pm
hey hey hey!
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7:23 am
I threw away my computer, cell phone, T.V, music player, and washer/dryer, sorry guys I can no longer visit your website without a cell phone or computer
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7:39 am
What woman in their right mind would sit on…. Ugh! This is disgusting, even for you Susan.
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2:19 pm
well they dont actually sit IN the washer, they sit ON it while it is going through its cycle and they enjoy the vibrations. That image is unfortunately misleading but it was the only one that I could find that was not X rated I am afraid.
Did I mention how evil the internet can be?
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2:24 pm
The washer, if the vibrations are strong enough, is just like using a vibrator. At least, that is supposed to be the idea. No woman in her right mind makes it a daily point to get off on the washing machine…
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8:10 pm
“No woman in her right mind makes it a daily point to get off on the washing machine…”
Well, maybe not daily. But statistics show that we’re washing our clothes more frequently these days.
We used to only change clothes once or twice a week. Now we do it every day or two.
So what’s changed in that time? Have we gotten dirtier? Or have women just got lustier?
I think you know the answer.
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8:13 pm
No. We just got cleaner. We don’t believe in running around in dirty drawers and clothes in this century
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8:23 pm
Exactly. We got cleaner. So why do women need to keep wash clothes more and more?
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7:45 am
Mr. Edgewater, I meant that we know longer find it sanitary to run around in dirty clothing. People with the same thought process you have (the “We don’t need to wash our clothes or bath on a daily basis” mentality) are why I walk through walmart with a clothes pin on my nose so i don’t have to smell the disgusting people who bathe and change clothes once a week.
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7:46 am
I’m sorry. Know should be no. I don’t know what I was thinking! My apologies for that mess up.
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10:36 pm
why women? my fiance does the laundry, and so does my father! and my father is a stickler for making sure the laundry is done EVERY DAY! so are you telling me, that my father and fiance are “m’ing” themselves while doing the laundry?? Huh… here i thought they were…. *GASP* doing LAUNDRY!
P.S. – Not a fan of the sexist remark. We live in the 21st Century and men can pick up some slack around the house too, ya know.
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11:19 pm
If the internet is “so evil” why are you on it at all? You are breaking your own moronic rules. And I bet you not only have a phone but both washer and dryer at home as well or do you beat your laundry down at the river with a rock? You have the intellect of a goldfish. And that is being disrespectful of the fish. Shame on you for making that fish look bad. Not to mention that you can not even PROVE there is a hell to begin with and putting up pictures of a natural event which can be proved from a volcano does not preclude the notion of your imaginary place of a non existent hell! Do everyone a favor and keep your crazy notions to yourself and leave the modern world alone. Or build a time machine and go back to where there was non of the modern stuff that we have now and discover how hard life really was without or modern conveniences. You wouldn’t last a day!
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10:38 pm
Well, maybe you shouldn’t be looking for images. If you came across something x-rated, would that not be considered pornography?? I mean, whether it was intentional or not, you just violated a sin you told us all to be ashamed of.
and who gives you the right to tell us what she should be ashamed of??
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8:50 am
Pr0n allll the way
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11:36 am
I think I’m going to watch some porn today.
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12:13 pm
You will do anything to keep yourself from being a functional, normal, independent, contributing member of society.
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12:17 pm
Normal people watch porn…
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12:24 pm
Even if you were correct. Normal people don’t post their masturbatory intentions on a Christian website.
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12:29 pm
They were posting those to start an argument. And I am correct. I can tell you 10 different people out of my grandmother’s church watch porn, plus just about every man in the world has looked up pictures of naked women with big boobs. Or visited pornhub.com for some real action.
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12:37 pm
“Even if you were correct. Normal people don’t post their masturbatory intentions on a Christian website.”
Even if you were correct…what? Congratulations on having no grasp of the English language.
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12:49 pm
Typical retort from you Claire. You overlook your own significant errors and you point out others because you are too angry or incapable of making your own argument.
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12:55 pm
That’s just it – my errors aren’t significant. Yours, on the other hand, are simply appalling. There is NO excuse for a 40-something-year-old man born in the United States to English-speaking parents to do what you did above. That is simply an abomination.
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12:58 pm
Keep telling yourself that Claire, I’m sure it gives you some false comfort.
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1:10 pm
It doesn’t comfort me at all that native English speakers have such a poor grasp of the language. It’s quite bothersome, actually.
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1:13 pm
Why don’t you post more broken links that don’t go anywhere then? You can claim they show proof that your English is better than mine.
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3:15 pm
Anybody who needs proof that my English is better than yours simply needs to look at this: “Even if you were correct. Normal people don’t post their masturbatory intentions on a Christian website.”
That is simply inexcusable.
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8:18 pm
Claire, I don’t know if you’re just a troll or what, but please stop with the ad hominid attacks. I’m not even a Christian and you’re annoying me, lol.
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12:35 pm
Why shouldn’t I be allowed to masturbate on the days that I’m not scheduled for work? It’s not as if I’m a drug dealer, drug user, or an unemployed pregnant teen on welfare.
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12:52 pm
Umm, I’m only playing the Devil’s Advocate here (and believe me, it makes me feel dirty to do so. I shall pray later), but why shouldn’t you be allowed to masturbate even on the days you *are* scheduled to work?
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12:54 pm
Even if masturbation wasn’t rape, it isn’t exactly nice to post your intentions on a place designed for families to visit. Claire might as well be a flasher in public.
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12:56 pm
Masturbation isn’t rape because you are willingly doing it to yourself. How is it rape?
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12:57 pm
Masturbation is not rape. That claim of yours was refuted time and again.
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12:58 pm
Because Satan has taken control of your hands. They should be holding a bible instead.
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12:59 pm
Sorry Claire, my response was directed at Lauren, not you. We posted at the same time, but the good Lord got you there first!
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1:04 pm
I don’t worship your god so why would I want to hold a fictional story book dedicated to a deity I don’t believe in.
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1:09 pm
The typical sinner’s retort…
Well, you’ll be looking at me with tears in your eyes one day as I float up to heaven, while you in turn are sliding down the razor-blade escalator to the firey depths below.
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1:14 pm
I don’t want to worship a god who sends good people to hell for not believing in him. I don’t think that hell is as bad a place as you cook it up to be. I don’t think the devil is 100% evil just like I don’t think your god is 100% good.
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1:17 pm
No, no, of course you don’t want to worship him for that reason. And you don’t have to! Nevertheless, you destination is assured.
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1:24 pm
Once again, I think hell is what you make it, hun. Hell is what you make it. I’m in hell right now, so how can hell scare me?
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1:30 pm
Ah, well, this hell you can choose to leave. In Satan’s dominion you will be stuck for eternity — and it won’t be what you make of it, nor in any way fun.
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1:40 pm
But to leave this hell would be to commit suicide, and doesn’t that damn you to hell, as well? Plus I can never get alone long enough, my friends are always checking in to make sure I haven’t killed myself. And I think that there are different parts of hell. There’s the lake of fire for the truly evil, a section of hell for those who weren’t evil people, but didn’t pass whatever deity there is’s qualifications for paradise, and then a section for those who believed in nothing.
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1:46 pm
Oooo, sorry. I thought you meant the hell of being here on Christwire. I figured it would be a fairly hellish — if earthly — place for you with your pagan leanings… I quite agree with you though; please do not kill yourself.
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1:48 pm
I don’t find christwire hellish. It is actually a pretty bright light, bringing with it laughter and trolls
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1:51 pm
Yes, well when you eventually find a troll be sure to take his bridge for your own.
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1:53 pm
Timmay, I don’t think you realize. I was speaking of you, August, Billings, Abe, Xenu, and all the rest of you.
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1:59 pm
Then I guess I just don’t understand. All this internets and webs stuff is sometimes confusing; all I really know is that the internets is like a series of tubes… That, and what I take from the Bible.
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2:05 pm
Where is the interwebz in the bible?
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2:31 pm
Interwebz? Good lord, I’ve been misspelling it all this time? Well, like I said, I’m pretty ignorant of all this technologeky stuff.
And, no, I don’t think it is mentioned in the holy book; which is probably why I am so ignorant of it. In fact, I think the Interwebz is the Devil’s (and Al Gore’s) invention. But I am using their own tools against them to spread the word of God.
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2:38 pm
I was making fun of you, moron. Only old geezers call it the interweb. And YOU said it was in the bible!
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2:39 pm
The Interweb is a global network consisting of many compooters connected by kite string
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2:42 pm
I think you misunderstood. I only know two things:
1) That the interwebz (see, I can learn. I got it right this time) is like a series of tubes.
2) All of the other information that I take from the bible.
One doesn’t need much more!
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2:47 pm
Oh. My. Gods. And. Goddesses. You actually used the word… Just… Wow
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2:50 pm
And to think, you thought I was a moron. Joke’s on you, missy!
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4:03 pm
How is the joke on me, darling?
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11:53 am
I agree whole heartedly but I am troubled by attraction to the author. Could you please cover your face and hair so I may control my urges?
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2:26 pm
This isn’t Pakistan, Habib!
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2:59 pm
no but it would sure as hell help us troll when we’re not looking at that filth u call your face!
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5:36 pm
Yours is better? You look like David Bowies illegitimate emosexual hermaphrodite offspring.
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7:48 am
Actually, Alison doesn’t know how freaking sexy she is. She is HAWT!
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8:01 pm
Good one, Susan. Someone insults the way you look, and JUST like Jesus would, you do the same thing RIGHT back at them. That is just SO jesus.
You are just the best, most holy christian in the entire world. Judging nthe looks of others just because they did it to you, first. jesus told us to ‘turn the other cheek’, but that concept seems lost on all of you, as well.
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10:40 pm
Ma’am if I may be so bold “Judge not lest ye be judged”
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11:29 pm
You are right this isn’t Pakistan. There they have no rights whatsoever. Why don’t you g live there for awhile and see what life would be like in a repressed society like that!
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11:30 pm
You are right this isn’t Pakistan. There they have no rights whatsoever. Why don’t you golive there for awhile and see what life would be like in a repressed society like that!
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1:53 pm
so if it’s a family website Like you said why I see manya rticle of Girl half naked ???
a real christian website will not post such article they will talk about real issue at hand not discriminating everyone else
You On other hand you did pretty Much the opposite
if a real person would follow everything you said they would Bomb all the country including canada and europe your Own allies because you are pissed off at their ideology
and Now you wnat to throw stuff that is supposed to sin
In other word you dont wnat to be Informed you don,t wnat to wash your cloth ( anyway soap is surely evil anyway )
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1:56 pm
Christ be with you!
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2:29 pm
Millenium you silly ninny. perhaps next time you will read the article and not just look at the pictures. I tell you that you CAN use those appliances but for the RIGHT reasons! And in moderation!
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2:33 pm
I think he needs a good healthy *large* injection of Jesus.
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5:33 pm
indeed
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1:56 pm
Sister Susan,
I think you make some very valid points about the internets not being the inter-loins. We must always practice restraint when interacting and keep our sacred mysteries unmolested.
Kind regards,
BB
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2:31 pm
Sister Blanche I only wish Millenium had half the brain that you do, maybe that way she wouldn’t be doomed to hell
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3:59 pm
Just threw away my computer. Honest.
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5:32 pm
and how did you write that comment Mr. Smartypants?
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5:17 pm
Do you have a citation for that 73% pornography figure? I can alsmot guarantee it’s wrong. Also… if computer’s are to be used only for “legitimate reasearch”, how does this website contribute? If you are grounded that strongly in your faith, you really shouldn’t have to use a trolled out website for information, right?
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11:43 am
Yeah, the figure should be 100%.
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5:49 pm
God I’ve missed my porn.
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10:32 pm
In today’s atheist society, the phonograph has been replaced by the pornograph.
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11:11 pm
I could have sworn I commented on this…old age I suppose. I was telling you that I liked your word play.
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10:55 pm
I fear that my wife is heading for a lake of fire.
She went to the matinee with her girlfriend last weekend. While she was gone, I wanted to surprise her by fixing the washer; it was vibrating when it ran. I was completely shocked that she was angered by my work. Her frustration was audible and visible but she would not tell me why she was upset. Apparently her guilt was getting the better of her as she turned away from Chris†, giving in to sexual urges brought about by satan’s black power and influence.
She had spent so much time in the basement washing clothes that I thought she was having problems with the machine. I was very wrong. I was humiliated to learn that she pleasures herself by rubbing her glistening sin-tip against the vibrating washer, her gasping breath drowned out by the clanking sound.
It all came to head when she asked me to cume down in the basement where to my surprise, she presented her uncovered vertical gash to me on top of the washer, her fingers teasing her peach fuzzed flower petals and motioning me with her eyes to bring forth my throbbing sinsnake. I was shocked and offended by this grievous display of sinful excess. I made up my mind to call my minister 25 minutes later and seek guidance. Hopefully my marriage can be saved.
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11:14 pm
Brother, I believe that as long as your involved in the act and are married (you said that you are) that it is a wholesome experience between man and wife. I fear that when she does it to herself it is wrong.
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11:38 pm
Masturbation is wrong? Are you an M.D.? Do you have ANY hard PROOF outside your fictional book that says its harmful in anyway? All medical studies PROVE that masturbation is not only healthy but natural as well.
“If ‘god’ didn’t want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter!” – George Carlin
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7:51 am
You two are married. Do you think she is so ugly you DON’T want to fuck her?
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4:12 am
Computers you say well i guess that mean’s you and everyone else on this site too right? i mean how else did you make this site using a type writer
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11:45 am
With the connection speeds, that’s starting to seem like a reasonable guess.
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1:10 pm
Ok so according to this everyone is going to hell, because everybody uses these things everyday, including you. Sounds hypocritical to me.
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1:13 pm
Ah, you have returned to our humble fellowship. I hope your relocation went smoothly! Now, welcome to my world. You’re right in my back yard!
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1:18 pm
Yes my transition has gone smoothly, if all goes well we will be moving into our apartment either this weekend our sometime next week.
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1:31 pm
That is great news! Clearly God sent a heavenly angel to watch over you during your trip and insertion into your new locale. He is truly merciful and caring of all His children!
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1:41 pm
As a noble sacrifice, please ship me any washers of the model pictured, that I may properly dispose of them, thus protecting you from potential accidental sin.
Please incluse all parts.
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4:13 pm
Washing machines mean more time to make me a sandwich.
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12:59 am
you should read back through your article Susan, im sure your typing this on a computer, you wrote an article about Avenged Sevenfold which you said you and your grandson heard on the radio, and your arms must be awful strong from hand washing all those clothes! If what you say in this article is true, than everyone seeing this is going to hell, including you and your grandson. I thank the lord in heaven that your incorrect ma’am.
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6:23 am
Hmm no replays seems to be something they do a lot on this site.
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7:12 pm
And having dildos and porn (Everyday items for some people) will not send you to hell?
Boy, I’ve been doing it all wrong.
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6:21 pm
Have you ever even read the bible? I have never read in the bible that owning a washer and dryer will send you to hell but I have read about false prophesying and judging when it is not your place. Last time I checked Susan was not responsible for who is or is not sent to hell, i believe thats Gods job!
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9:49 pm
I’m with Lanie on this one! It’s time to crack open those dusty ol Bibles. They don’t bite!
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11:52 pm
I was so moved by this I got on my cell phone and took a pic of me spanking the monkey to slayer on my eyepod washed my clothes then watched some good ol cable porn
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1:34 am
You sir, are my hero.:D
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6:40 am
Now I KNOW you’re trolling.
Washers and Dryers are sinful? Please…
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8:46 am
About Cellphones, i use one, and i don’t do phone sex or sexting, if you’re against cellphones, you should probably ask everyone around you to get rid of theirs.
About Computers, aren’t you using one when you type out all these articles?
About TV, you watch TV, or else you won’t know about all these shows.
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