Idle hands are the devils play ground. And summer is the best time for the devil to touch your child in that playground. In the summer kids are out of school and looking for trouble to get into.
Here at Christwire we want to help you protect your childrens immortal souls. Many articles here have focused on many evils geared at the youth, including Planking, Twilight Biting, 4Chan, posting dirty pictures online, and sexting. But I have recently learned of several new evil terrors for you to protect your teen from.
The most disturbing of these are “Rainbow Parties”, At one of these teen fornicative sin fests girls wear different shade of lipstick and perform mouth sex acts on one or more boys, coating their ridged sin sticks in different colors. Since it has “rainbow” in it, it obviously was created by gays to somehow turn our youth to their wicked agenda.
Popularized by urban gangster rappers such as $0.50, Lil’ DeWayne, and 666Mafia; Purple Drank is composed of Sprite, Jolly Ranchers and Codeine Cough Syrup. This devils beverage is also known as sizzurp,lean,syrup,drank,barre,purple jelly,and Texas tea. It should not be confused with another similarly popular drink amongst blacks, Grape Drink, which is Kool-Aid. The Drug Enforcement Administration reports “busts” involving syrup across the south especially in Texas and Florida.
This is just proof that today’s youth are stupid. It seems that teens and college students are pouring vodka into their eye sockets to get them drunk and high quickly. Honestly I think anyone stupid enough to do that gets what they deserve. But people who are soft on drug abuse worry about long term eyesight loss among these morons. A case of the blind leading the blind?
Speaking of morons, boys are playing a game where they “tap” each other on the testicles. Gawker.com reports “14 year-old David Gibbons of Crosby, Minn had to have his right testicle removed after being punched. If you ask me, it sounds like the homogays are behind this somehow.
Speaking of the gays, they created the fad of Flash Mobs. What are flash mobs? Wikipedia tells us
“is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and sometimes seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment and/or satire.”
Now I don’t know what a satire is, but I do know that Twitter and Facebook are used to create these unlicensed performances. Now we know what happens from using Twitter and Facebook. Philadelphia, PA has already decided to crack down on these raucous teens.
GOOGLE POOL PARTIES
Children are using the the Google program Earth to find pools, they call their friends and then descend upon unsuspecting property owners to while away the night. They leave messes for the owner to find in the morning and leave the area slippery with vile teenage procreative fluids from their wild fornicative parties. It is a miracle that no one has been shot yet as a trespasser!
AUTO EROTIC CHOKING
At the most innocent, teens choke each other for fun and giggles. The choking creates a dizzying high. At it’s worse it involves fornicating and having someone choke you to make the sinful delight even more pleasurable. To make it even worse some teens especially boys will self fornicate theirselves while also choking theirselves! If this sounds dangerous it’s because it is. The amount of actual cases of death are unknown as many times parents find the children and “clean” up the body to regain some dignity for the deceased moron.
GHOST RIDING and CAR SURFING
During the act of Ghost Riding, your pride and joy, puts the car in gear turns on the cruise control and exits the vehicle to dance around on it. During Car surfing, the fruit of your loins has someone drive while they then dance around on the car or to stand on the roof to “surf” while their idiot friend that probably failed Drivers Ed pilots the vehicle.
Atleast they aren’t bombing people.
LEGAL and EASILY PROCURED DRUGS.
The Devil’s science while not teaching the sin of evolution or trying to convince us that pie is a never ending number, has recently started creating designer drugs.
Synthetic Marijuana, also known as Spice or K2, uses synthetic drugs to create the demonic high of marijuana. Many agree that the synthetic drug is actually much more dangerous than natural marijuana, as they use many chemicals. Most states do not legislate this drug, but several have taken steps to ban it as the DEA alerted many people and illegalized many of the main ingredients. But it is feared that pharmaceutical drug pushing corporations will come up with more chemicals that are not yet legislated.
Datura, also known as Angel Trumpet or Jimson Weed, is a naturally occurring plant across the United States. It is VERY toxic and can send you to the hospital with only consuming a very small amount of it. A similar drug is Salvia. Salvia divinorum, also known as Diviner’s Sage,Ska María Pastora, or Seer’s Sage; is grown in the isolated Sierra Mazateca of Oaxaca, Mexico. It is assumed that illegal mexicans brought the drug to our pristine shores when they decided a national border was just a suggestion. Wikipedia tells us that it “is a psychoactive plant which can induce dissociative effects and is a potent producer of “visions” and other hallucinatory experiences”. It is a fan favorite of dirty hippies who listen to The Fish, and Wide Spread Bedlam.
Another new drug fad amongst teens is using the candy Smarties which are common around the Pagan Festival of Halloween, they take them and crush them up and snort them. Yet another is “Bath salts,” a synthetic methamphetamine that can be purchased for as little as $14.
It releases neurotransmitters such as epinephrine and dopamine, and can cause hallucinations and agitation.. It affects every blood vessel in the body, which means the lungs, heart and kidney can all be harmed.
Even worse is another drug created by communist Russia. Krokodil, also called crocodile contains codeine, gas, paint thinner, iodine, hydrochloric acid and red phosphorus and is a morphine derivative.
If you love your children please protect them from all of these dangers, and keep a keen Christian eye on Christwire.org!