Ask Amber Animated – Are You Extremely Terrified of Chinese People?

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
July 11, 2011 1:19 pm27 comments

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjzqmeDZ2s8

The Chinese are the greatest global threat to America. As their death armies continue to grow, they hoarde American dollars and use our failing money as toilet tissue for their rear-sided saki scented explosions. Such action inspires and emboldens the Chinese heart with more anticipation of having your and your family’s lifeblood drip from their ceremonial Samurai swords.

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Read Full Transcript ==> I Am Extremely Terrified of Chinese People, but I Am Not Racist.

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27 Comments

  • My favorite part is 3:12. Great work Amber and Dan! Wow!

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  • I’m sorry. Normally I side with this site and won’t speak out badly of it. However this poll is extremely irresponsible. I need, the option to select all the first three poll answers.

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    • “I need, the option to select all the first three poll answers.”

      Nice comma placement there, Mr. University Graduate.

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      • Actually there were more words about demanding that were there. They didn’t show up, no biggie, I’m sure I hit the wrong button on my phone. I think you made a mistake too today.

        And I have four university degrees. From accredited universities that people have really heard from and aren’t at the bottom of some trade school ranking list.

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        • “And I have four university degrees. From accredited universities that people have really heard from and aren’t at the bottom of some trade school ranking list.”

          Yes, and we can all see how wonderfully enriched your English and grammar skills are thanks to those universities of yours.

          As for my mistake today, it was simply because I’m so accustomed to typing in “X-Files” as opposed to “X-File”, as the name of the show is the former. It’s quite rare that I type in the singular form when on the internet.

          Your comma placement, however, is absolutely atrocious and speaks volumes about the quality of your “education”. Bash my little “trade school” all you want; I’m actually quite well versed in English and grammar. Unless you’re dyslexic or have some other sort of learning disability there’s no excuse for a forty-something-year-old American-born man who supposedly has four degrees to have such lousy language skills.

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          • Claire, I’m sorry your life is so full of hate that post has a comma that appears errant because words were mistakenly left out upsets you so.
            I believe you make far more errors than you know. People are just polite and don’t need to point them out to feel better about themselves.
            You should turn to the leadership of others like L.N, Shannon, and Tokio to lead you to some peace.

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          • Wow August I’m kinda am flattered by the compliment.

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          • You deserve it, look at the hateful, unreasonable, unintelligent remarks she made about my “comma”. You would never let that happen and I am sure are as offended as I am.

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          • What’s with the quotation marks around comma?

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  • There is no reason to be terrified of Chinese people

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  • That is impressive and beautifully done. It must have cost a fortune!

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    I think this animation marks milestone in outreach to the unsaved world. While we contributors are limited by mere words, animation breathes life into the truth of Amber’s work.

    I feel this is truly a leap for the message, a sword against those that rally against the stampede of righteous stallions like Stephenson, Tyson, Gould, and others.

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  • Captain Obvious

    Wow, that isn’t biased at all. Never mind all of the evidence coming from people in China that they don’t support their own government. Let’s all blame EVERY SINGLE CHINESE PERSON instead!

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  • eh I won,t said anything because you are blindly stupid

    surley why people laugh at you

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  • Either this is a joke, or you are all insane racists in denial. What you are proposing is on par with the irrational fear of all Muslims because of their association with terror. No doubt china is a huge threat to America, but I fail to see why this is such an issue. It’s certainly not an issue to you guys that america is currently the biggest threat to every other nation. But I suppose it’s different because you guys don’t eat cats right? All you “less socially accepted” daily escapades such as inbreeding (especially in the southern states), huge crime rates, religious cults and casual racism remain unpublicised and under the rug. That is not to say I believe all Americans engage in these activities, in the same way I doubt every Chinese man wants to eat my cat and turn me into a geisha. But since we seem to be tarnishing everyone with the same brush….

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  • Wait… Samurai swords are Japanese. You should check your facts, sir.

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  • this.is.stupid.

    YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING BIASED AND YES, YOU ARE RACIST. ALL. OF. YOU.
    Chinese? Asian? DIFFERENT.
    NOT ALL ASIAN PEOPLE ARE CHINESE, YOU KNOW?
    DUH. seriously, go back to school and learn something.

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  • What is wrong with this cartoon. I like it.

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  • btw fake and (gay?) article

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