Blacks & Mexicans: 10 Reasons They Love Fat Ugly White Women
In my day we didn’t have 350 pound obese white women. Sure we had Ole Nessie who cooked down at Old man Pickets General Store, but she was half black and had a “gland problem”. We certainly had ugly women too, but they were all were very slim. I imagine it must be hard for today’s ugly obese white woman. From what I see there are no good christian white men willing to date them. The only other alternative is to find comfort in the arms of minorities.
Every where in today’s culture we see the ideal feminine form is a slim tight waisted enchantress. So why are Blacks and Mexicans so interested in ugly fat white women? This made me think and after some quick research I came up with a few ideas.
BLACK BUTTS ARE NOT BIG ENOUGH
Every body knows that black men like big butts. There have been countless wrap songs written about this by wrappers such as Sir-Mix-Master, $0.50, and Little Jizzy. It appears that there are limits to how big a black woman’s butt can get. Into this giant rectal expanse walks the fat white woman. When you weigh 350 pounds a lot of it goes to your back side. And Black men are more than happy to sodomize that massive expanse. But as we all know sodomy, no matter who it involves eventually leads to homosexual anus defiling.
SECRETLY GAY
It is no secret that ugly fat women serve as surrogate girl friends for homosexual men. These women are known as Fag Hags. The gays can “hook up” with these women and then they will appear to not be gay and blend in with normal society. These homos will also use them to source more gay men for them. Also Lesbians will get together with homogay men to appear normal.
GREEN CARDS
As I have written about on countless occasions, many states are passing laws to rid their borders of the brown menace. And I am not talking about a black man’s bed sheets after sodomizing a white woman. Mexicans are learning that it is time to return home as with 10% of the US population unemployed, we can pick our own oranges. Plus white people don’t crap on the tomatoes spreading E. Coli. Because of this many Mexicans are returning to an old trick to stay in the country. Marring a white woman to get a Green Card.
LEGITIMACY
To many ethnicities a white woman is seen as a sign of success or excess. Once the shock of 3 foot tall rims and bling-bling wears off, what else is there to say I have arrived?
Little Jizzy likes big butts and can’t lie
OBVIOUSLY KNOW HOW TO COOK
How did She get to be 350 pounds? She knows how to feed herself. Either she has a good job at the food stamps office (what you thought she met the black man at church?)and can afford Golden Corral every night, or she can cook. As she is atleast 150 pounds over weight she obviously has enough to share. If your lucky she might even own her own restaurant.
MORE LIKELY TO HAVE A JOB
Statistics tell us that 75% of black women have 4-5 kids (from on avg 3-4 different fathers) and live off a mixture of Food Stamps, WIC, Unemployment and other entitlement programs. while, 83% of Mexican women have 5 or more children and are married. Typically it is the Mexican men who come to the US first and send money home. Why bring your taco munching wife here along with your batch of whiny chimichanga offspring when you can shack up with some ugly white woman with lose morals and low self esteem? Heck, she can pay her own way, if your lucky she might feel sad and give you some spending money for doing a good job of eating her fish taco.
A butt that only Little Jizzy could like
GLAD TO HAVE ATTENTION
Ignored by most men she is happy to have any attention and affection. Could she do better? Probably. Most likely. But she would have to cut down on the buffet, tubs of Rocky Road, double big mack happy meals, etc. Or she can just lay back and close her eyes and imagine a white man is plundering her sweaty baby hole instead of a sticky brown meat stick.
willing to defile herself for cake? Is that what we have come to?
LESS LIKELY TO BE SPOTTED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT
Say what you will about Racial Profiling but it works. A while back I had a traffic violation that I had to go to court about, 90% of the people there were various shades of brown. Whites create less crime. It is a fact. Just look at jails and prisons, they are over flowing with minorities. What is a better way of making yourself look like your not a criminal than by being accompanied by an innocent looking white woman?
TO MUCH ATTITUDE FROM THEIR OWN KIND
Black women have attitude, and lots of it. Not everyone likes this. For every Condolezza Rice you have 1,593 that aren’t. Have you noticed that you don’t see White Men dating black women? You think a good christian white man is going to put up with all that back talk? Black men and even Mexicans know a white woman will atleast act civilized most of the time.
She is going to hell but she has her cake and is eating it too
CATHOLICS & BIRTH CONTROL
Mexicans are Catholics. Most everyone knows now that Catholics are not real Christians in that Mormons are not real Christians. So that tells us that Mexican women are doomed to the eternal fire pits of the dark prince, and I am not talking about that purple sissy from the 80′s. So why date a woman that is going to lead you and your chimichanga bean eating offspring to damnation? Also the Nazi Pope tells women that birth control is wrong yet according to him sticking your creepy rosary beaded sin stick in a child’s rectum isn’t so bad. So because of this you will have more and more and more chimichangas and they are more and more likely to be defiled by a pedophiliac man in white robes and a funny hat.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
12:51 am
Great article, Sister Susan. I have been pondering this question for a long time now, and you have proven once again that you have your fingers on the pulse of the Nation.
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1:00 am
Thank You! that is so kind of you to say!
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10:53 pm
Excuse me, but if they are minorites then why are there alot of them? YOU are the minority.
And whinny chimmychanga? Really? Help your clueless soul. You act like all Mexicans do is eat, be ugly, and drink. Well, as a LEGAL AGNOSTIC HONOROLL MEXICAN STUDENT WANTING TO BE A LAWYER I can asure you that all of my Mexican friends pay blls, which your ignorant racist Christian country needs. You really need to stop being so close minded. You dont know anything about today’s society. And christian kids are selfish, bratty, spoiled, and really need to take a trip down to mexico so they know whats really out there in the world. Good Riddance.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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10:55 pm
And also I can proudly say Mexican and black men are disgusted by racist white folks.
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12:41 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, oh yes what creative joke article Madam Susan, yet i love the pic. by the way, did you know that its called love, probably you dont since you lost one, hehe im teasing, and also, mexicans have joy and happiness in their hearts, Blacks (sorry for the word i respect African Americans) the have the inspirational music and dance just as we mexicans, but whites are very respectful and alot of pain. Theyre parents kicked their own children out of theire house when they become 18, now that is very rude, and thats why theyre is soo much pain in here, in america, too much freedom, mexicans dont kick their own child when they see they are prepared to be a responsible Adult, unlike whites, and sometimes black’s. but thank God he created us because he loves us and whants us to add something special or creative or genius in this world. so i f i were you i would take this racist article off and be a nice woman.
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10:42 pm
Sis. Sue,,, Your the greatest!!!!!!!!!,,,xo
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2:36 am
Everyone knows that the brown man craves sex from the Kristy Alleys of the world like an Italian craves lasagna. That’s why they wear out so many mattresses for Koresh’s sake all you have to do is take a ride through any American ghetto to see them all stacked outside their shacks with filthy sex stains. It’s not racist for me to say that because if something is true and can be backed up by fact it cant be racist.
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2:41 am
unfortuanitly i actually agree with some of the points on this article the ones i do not agree on however outweight the few i do i will not go into detail but i will say this some people have slower metabolisms so even if they eat normal amounts their bodys still store energy as fat to use later
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2:55 am
Lets focus on the positive detritus.
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11:21 am
I did not know of this phenomenological addiction.
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12:07 pm
Okay some people do have certain health problems ect…. however that’s no excuse to be overly obese……It’s called getting off from your ass and do something! I know someone with a thyroid problem you may think that they’re over weight but they’re not she looks amazing! It’s called watching what you eat and exercise. As for this article it’s hilariously true……However I’m not fat nor ugly but minorities seem to be attracted to me so how does that work?
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1:41 pm
Could it be possible that fat people do not really know that they are fat? (Somewhat like the “Shollow Halbert” film.)
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2:28 pm
Could it be that they are fat and dont care?
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2:03 pm
my bbw white friend got offended by this article. i told it was just a joke. you cannot possibly be serious. love the old woman character, but the writing sounds more like a teenage boy. i’m just saying. funny stuff, but do some research if you’re going to pass for an old, racist white lady….and if this isn’t a joke i’m sure Jesus read the article, snickered a little, then planned your eternal damnation….God bless.
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2:27 pm
BBW (big beautiful woman) is a term created by fat women in the 1980′s to make their selves feel better about their husbands preferance to having intercourse with theirselves then the wives. SO they could continue eating bon bons on the couch and watching soap operas instead of getting up and doing some curl ups.
And how dare you question my age and sex!
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2:30 pm
To all you fatties and fat lovers out there who are sending me personal attacks on facebook and twitter I would like to remind you that GOD tells us that Sloth (i.e. laziness) is a SIN!
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10:58 pm
Well God also says that judgement is a sin but that aint stoping you old lady.
YOU ARE EXACTLY WHY I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.
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9:31 pm
Those without sin shall cast the first stone. Im sure you are not without sin maybe you should stop judging people and take a good look at your life to see. What your missing. Just so you know i am with a hispanic man and have been for 7 years does this mean im fat and ugly. No maam it does not actually i am an attractive woman with a slim build i chose my husband because he is a wonderful man and an excellent provider for our family. I have dated white men who have not treated me very well and my. Husband now a hispanic man treats me as if I were a queen so how is this wrong why do I have to be a fat ugly white woman just because I’m with a hispanic man? You should never pass judgement on someone else until you have looked at your life first. Nowhere in the bible does it say a white person shall not be with a person of diffrent race I understand you may have grow up in a time where racism was accepted however now it is not I will say it loud and proud MY HUSBAND IS A MEXICAN MANAND I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE FOR THIS. PLEASE WITH ALL DUE RESPECT keep your racist comments to yourself
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9:11 pm
Insightful investigative journalism. Your compassion and understanding of other races brings a tear to my eye. I hope to have your wisdom soon.
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9:12 pm
Compassion?!?! Who the fuck do you think you are??
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12:57 pm
So after reading this I can not belive how dumb a supposed 80 year old women could be. Speaking as some one who is about 40 lbs overweight christian white pesron, who believes in the bible and Gods overpowing love and forgiveness. How can judge people baised on their looks and who they fall in love with. I am happy with who I am, i am married with two beautiful babies(2 and 1) work full time (and not at a desk job) and overweight, and how can you say something as oh she heavy set she must be living in sin and lazy. I don’t have time to be lazy. As well my husband loves me for who I am btw he is a white man not black or mexican. I think you need to do more research before opening your judgeful mouth
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12:59 pm
Also its people like you that say you are christians that give real christians a bad name. As well gives people the wrong idea of God.
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4:14 am
HA HA You are funny old white woman, how did you learn our secrets?
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9:38 am
mmmmmmmm my first love was black
sooo sexy. now i cant get off that black man diet. and in no way am i fat. hmmm whatcha say about that. ima keep riding them niggas. im gonna need a wheelchair if you know what i mean 
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2:18 am
that your going to be grossly obese and living off food stamps?
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11:02 pm
Are you saying black is a like a curse?
HAH. Please. While there are Christian hillbillys living in the dump, you’re bashing on different people.
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9:27 pm
wow, i honestly can’t wait till old hags like you drop to the floor dead. sorry a nigga could never love your saggy body like they do mine. & no, actually i come from upper middleclass bitch.
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1:57 am
with a mouth like that you sound like lower class trash to me
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7:21 pm
My dad is black and my mom is white. And by the way my mom is gorgeous. When they met she was really skinny and when we moved to a different state she got Fibromyalgia.So she would wake up in the middle of the night crying in pain when i was 5. She couldnt work out like she used to. She began to gain weight. puke up in the middle of the night. The only things she can eat are fruits vegitables and soup. Thats it. She lives on her Vegitables. And even though her illnes has severe fatigue and decreased energy she still wants to ride her bike walk around our neighberhood. But she cant. There are some days she cant get out of bed. My whole childhood has changed because of this and yet you want to call my obese mother ugly just simply brings me to tears. I dont know how you could think that some people can just get up and exercise. Just beacuse you are a healthy 80 year old women dosnt mean my mom whos 42can get up and do some curl ups. And trust me she has tried. But her body wont let her. Watching her struggle and cry because she cant give me a normal life is the worst thing i have ever seen. All ounce of humanity i thought u had is just gone. I now know how it feels to hate someone for the first time thanks to u.
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1:58 am
blah blah blah, sorry your mother couldnt do any better than a black man
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2:14 pm
i have fibromyalgia too. and though i havent gained any weight yet i understnad about not being able to move sometimes or play with my son..
but i do what i can and im sorry you & your mom had to go through that.. i pray that mine doesnt become that severe & my son doesnt have to live through the pain you went through..
but it is true.. not ALL women are obese or fat just because theyre lazy..
a friend of mine had a major thyroid problem and low metabolism.. and she was pretty big but she was fit as hell. like she was an athlete all her life & was still big i mean she was in shape.. in high school she could run faster than some of the guys & could actually lift weights too..
so obviously she wasnt lazy.
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2:31 am
Black and Mexicans love fat white bitches everybody knows it. Latino amd Nlack men are lazy so why not get a fat white girl that is wanting to do everything to keep a man.
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5:06 pm
You are absolutely discusting. Adam and Eve came from Africa, hence African-Americans. You, believe it or not, have black blood. Embrace it.
Darned racist.
-BlackCatholic
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1:59 am
Adam and eve were from what is now Iran, read the bible you dummy!
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2:04 am
Bahahaha! That was probably the most stupid and hilarious “article” I have read all year. Come on people, you can’t possibly believe that old hag actually wrote this!? It’s some bored, middle aged loser that didn’t receive enough hugs as a child and is screaming for attention! Take it for what it is… pure bullshit created to raise the eyebrows and ruffle feathers.
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2:00 am
Did I hurt some fat girls feelings?
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2:27 pm
LOL this was a pretty funny article..
its mostly true too LOL
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4:47 pm
love fat white chicks
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9:55 pm
No wait ma’am maybe you would have rathered I sayed with a white man that beat me so badly I was in the hospital for weeks afterwards he said he was a christian as well I still have a hard time believing this. We don’t choose who we are attracted to or who we fall in love with. I honestly am not trying to be disrespectful but your article offended me. Like I said I am not a fat ugly white woman who can’t do any better then a mexican I am an attractive slim white woman who fell in love with a mexican and I am proud to be with him. Me siento orgullosa de esta con un mexicano senora susan. No hay orto hombre en todo esta mundo para mi.
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