Celebrity Prostitution Ring Recruits Mila Kunis
The allure of fame is mighty indeed. Many men have been tempted by the thought of meeting their favorite celebrity and getting to talk to them or get their autograph. What good Christian, for example, wouldn’t want Jesus’ autograph? Recently, however, these fantasies have broadened to include sticking their throbbing meat into the glistening rosebuds of their most dearly admired. Yes, dear friends. The vile practice of celebrity prostitution is alive and kicking. Our society’s most well-paid role models are inexplicably turning to the practice of offering their sexual services to anybody who can pay their reasonable fee. And its newest member is Mila Kunis:
Mila Kunis Sells Herself to the Highest Bidder
Mila Kunis accepted this anonymous soldier’s random, 18-second invitation to a “Ball,” which in celebrity circles is a well-known synonym for a group sex party. This “blind date,” or as I like to call it, “Blindfolded Fellatio Romp,” would take place November 18. Kunis wasted no time RSVP-ing to the stranger’s bold proposition, obviously eager to partake in the steamy flesh-fest that is guaranteed to have her spread-legged for at least 90% of the event.
“I’ll do it,” she said, resigned to her fate like a harlot hanging her head in fellative submission. Except, unlike many sin-whores, whose sexual servitude amounts to penitence for past mistakes, Mila made a personal choice to immerse herself in the nympho culture. Even in the forgiving eyes of Christ, there is little hope for this one.
This should come as no surprise to those of us that are paying attention. Mila Kunis recently starred in the lesbian pornography flick “Black Swan” (or as I like to call it, “Rugmunching Adventures With Dance Interludes), where she performs cunnilingus on co-star Natalie Portman in one of the most shocking cinematic sequences filmed to date. We can only assume Mila Kunis has sold herself to female clients as well, as she falls ever further into sexual debauchery and Satanic lesbian rituals.
Does celebrity prostitution have a history? Let’s examine the facts:
Charlie Sheen’s autobiographical documentary, Two and a Half Men, contains multiple scenes where Charlie pays, and is paid, for sex.
Countless rock stars keep “groupies” around to accumulate extra cash by making them pay for raunchy sexual acts both on and off stage (see: Does Your Daughter Listen to “A New Found Glory?”)
Marilyn Monroe was well known for sleeping around, most notably with JFK. I suspect she may have started the celebrity prostitution ring.
My friends, I urge you to boycott any and all suspected celebrity prostitutes, starting with Mila Kunis. The stakes are simply too high to risk spending money on these clowns and enabling their harlotry.
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Author: Businessman Hank
Once I did pornography to feel better about my body and my sex life, but God filled all those holes better than my porn career ever could have!
7:22 pm
Great article, i will boycott this communist Russian prostitute.
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4:51 am
hey,i’d fuck em,they’re girls man.
clearly you are a homo.
smh
*trollface*
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8:39 pm
Thank you for exposing this demonic woman for what she is. Did you know that she often partook in the smoking of Cannabis on “The 70′s show”? And this FILTH airs on ABC FAMILY!!!
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11:29 pm
Ah, indeed! I always turn off the television when I see my children watching “That 70′s Show.” It’s hardly worth the long-term damage that’s done from watching prostitutes do their dirty work on screen.
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6:23 am
I was shocked to catch my son watching this filth. I walked in on him and the tv was showing the two juvenile characters in the show romping nude under the covers in bed. They also feature an illegal alien walking freely among them, noon ever questioning his right to be in America among white people.
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1:00 pm
Ah of course. This dirty foreigners obsession with candy also leads me to believe he is a child molester.
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12:42 am
The hollywood liberals use this “Fiz” character to mock Christian America and throw open the borders to the dregs of the world.
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8:00 pm
YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SHOW I BET THE POPE FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS
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7:58 pm
STUPID FUCKING BITCH I BET U GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A DOG THEN DRINK ITS SPERM
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8:45 pm
She is not a “celebrity prostitute” my goodness couldn’t you have come up with a better topic for an article besides this horrible nonsense
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8:50 pm
Please do not attack Brother Hank. He is doing his best to be a good Christain and voice his opinion. You have no right to denounce his article like this.
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8:52 pm
she didnt attack hank she attacked the article
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8:57 pm
Written by Brother Hank, who was simply trying to say what he believed. He does not have the right to bad-mouth his work the way he did.
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9:00 pm
everyone has the right to freedom of speech while yes some cases should have been worded better this isnt one of them shannon was just sayin most of the information he has is wrong and shannon im not trying to put words in your mouth im just trying not to anger anyone
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9:03 pm
And I’m just trying to say what I belive, but you attack me for it, and btw I’m a she not a he
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9:06 pm
sorry keybored has been glitchy latly doesnt pick up every keystroke
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9:10 pm
Oh that’s ok, he up there their said it to, and a few around here like to do it to piss me off, but I’m on my iPhone so I understand missing keys! Lol
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9:09 pm
Freedom of speech can only be applied if what you are saying is the truth, good sir. And your comment was not the least bit truthful.
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9:14 pm
freedom of speech is applied to everything said not just to the truth the only time its not is in court.also I don’t lie my friends even seek me out for help researching for something because i wont tell them idiotic answers
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9:18 pm
Sorry, but you are mistaken. And I was not referring to you in my last comment. Perhaps you should refrain from commenting, and avoid making yourself look like an uneducated African!
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9:22 pm
huh maybe its because ive gone to ghetto schools so i picked up behavioral patterns….or no your just trying to get me to shut up btw you need to clarify who your talking about in something like that you just said up there where there are several commentsyou couldve meant me her or boht of ous
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9:22 pm
Oh so your calling me out? My comment was truthful I do not lie I belive it causes more problems than it’s worth.
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9:28 pm
Still more, lies young man.
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9:32 pm
Who are you even talking to?!
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9:48 pm
You aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, are you young man?
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9:51 pm
oh so your talking to me but how am i not the sharpest tool in the shed when you havent even seen anything yet of what i can write
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9:51 pm
Considering you keep saying young man, and I am a young woman you must not be talking to me
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9:52 pm
I like Shannon, she’s so much nicer than Claire. We don’t see eye to eye always, but were getting there.
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8:54 pm
The article is ridiculous that is why I said it
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11:10 pm
Shannon,
I must admit I’m a tad hurt by your continued assaults on my credibility. I would think that by now I could have demonstrated the value of my research to you, but I still have some work to do, it seems. I’ll pray for you. Hang in there.
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11:17 pm
You have shown me no valid research in anything you have written, provided no credible sources, also no need for you to pray for me I am doing just fine
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11:23 pm
hank you dont give links to your sources and you don’t say what books you used if you used any this makes it hard to prove wether the information your giving us is correct or not
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3:37 pm
Businessman Hank,
As an EX-pornographic actor how dare you wash your hands of the life you used to live and condescend judgement against others. Its Christians like you who embarass me to call my self a Christian. You should seek better council for yourself before you slander others.
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11:29 pm
First of all to say that she is beyond hope or seems to be is a slap in the face of Christ’s atoning death. Second, you of all people (based on your bio paragraph) should know that God’s forgiveness can reach anyone of any background. And foremost you as a Christian should not be talking about someone wanting to stick their “throbbing meat” into anything. If you want to talk about chastity do it in a more appropriate way. I know kids who get on this website. Think before you speak please.
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11:33 pm
Foy,
This website exposes numerous anti-Christian scandals and conspiracies that are shocking even to us adults. By no means should children be viewing the content on this site. Is your responsibility as a parent to use this content to help you understand what to shield your children from.
And I hardly want to hear an atheist such as yourself questioning my command of Christian doctrine. Christ tries to reach out to people, but ultimately it’s their choice. If Kunis doesn’t want to be saved, that’s her business. She goes straight to hell.
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12:52 pm
I couldn’t have put it any better myself. You truly are helping open these “adults” eyes.
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7:24 pm
Sir I am a Christian and a soon to be Pastor and most of the things I see on this website are the reasons people don’t want anything to do with us. The gospel should be offensive not the people bringing it to a lost and sinful population. I am not an atheist and you might want to think about some of the things you are writing. Most not all of this “information” only serves to get in the way of sound Biblical teaching. I am not trying to attack you I just think you should pray long and hard about what you are doing.
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8:19 pm
“The gospel should be offensive not the people bringing it to a lost and sinful population.”
I am not sure what you are attempting to say here. You may want to refer to our article on the Chinese infiltration of our culture, as I suspect you may be speaking some Chinese. Careful that it doesn’t get any worse.
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1:51 pm
You know what ball she accepted an invitation to?
The United States Marine Corps Ball, in honour of the USMC’s birthday. She was invited by a Sergeant Scott Moore, on active duty in Musa Qala.
Do you really have the audacity to call a USMC ball a “group sex party”? Jesus Christ, those men and women fight every day to protect you and you insult them?
Shame on you Sir, shame on you.
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1:58 pm
You know I thought that may have been what they were talking about but couldn’t be sure with all the hate and negativity, I think it’s great she is humble enough to do this for our troops, I can only wish if I do make a name for my self that I get an honour to something like that
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2:00 pm
You are clearly misinformed, seeing as how an organization cannot have a birthday.
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2:09 pm
Try telling the Marines that. I feel they may disagree.
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6:01 pm
I interviewed a marine for this project, who informed me that the Ball is, in fact, a group sex party. The military actually uses this event as a coverup for this tradition that they deem “embarrassing, but too fun to put a stop to.”
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6:05 pm
What you are saying is a complete disrespect to everyone that is serving our country and you should be ashamed of yourself for implying it!
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6:10 pm
Well Shannon, facts are facts. Don’t kill the messenger. That’s what the Jews did to Christ.
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6:13 pm
But your fact are completely wrong, and your slandering the people that protect our country.
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6:06 pm
I believe that settles it.
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8:25 pm
Not even close
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10:20 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
Some of you guys are hilarious.
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3:32 am
This article is the biggest piece of shit I have ever read. I stumbled on this site through a friend who posted it for a laugh. I think you need to go back to school, or at least look up the words prostitution and pornography in the dictionary. (Neither of which Mila Kunis is involved in). You people are what is wrong with the world. This website is ridiculous and obviously just a platform for you to slag off celebrities and other people in the public eye, it is no better than a gossip magazine.
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1:54 pm
Hey.. Anyone know how much Mila charges for a good ol’ rogering?
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3:40 pm
And your full of shit about sex group parties give me your contact info and I’ll be sure to set you straight with proper authorities in the Marines. My relatives have died for this country how dare you better push your point with false information if you truly can’t take some responsibility for the way you come a across you need more help than unbelievers.
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3:05 pm
yo quiero joder eso Mila Kunis tan difícil! y, disparar una carga de esperma en su lengua hacer tragar.
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12:42 am
Don’t know if troll…
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12:45 am
Troll.
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5:12 pm
oh wow, you seem to have completely misunderstood the original article you’re commenting on. Mila Kunis, a respected actress who has proven her talent in several films, has graciously accepted an invitation to the Marine Corps Ball from a fan. Instead of vilifying her as a prostitute, you should be commending her generosity for offering her time. A woman of her celebrity could have blown off Sgt. Scott Moore’s invitation with the excuse of her busy schedule. One of my best friends is married to a Marine and attends this ball every year. I can guarantee that she is not the kind of woman who would involve herself in a “group sex party”. Your conclusion of what a military ball entails just makes you sound like an ignorant, paranoid, government conspiracy theorist at the very least.
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7:41 pm
I read this article and was clearly shocked in what I read, First of your point of view is way off from the center. Which is your right I do not and won’t argue that point. It was not a soldier that invited Ms. Kunis to the Marine Corp Ball, it was a United States Marine. He is not a soldier, they are in the Army. Do your research a little more closely. Marines are Marines, They are not soldiers, they earned the title of Marines, call them as such for they ensure you can write the garbage you write and keep you safe and warm without you even knowing. Marines do hold a Ball every year, it is in celebration of The Marine Corps “Birthday”, the day of it’s founding. Which in case you did not know what at a Tavern. It is not a group sex party, do not disgrace it like that, it is very strong and founded in tradition. Maybe you should go to the ceremony, you might be suprised at how dignified it is. I am quite sure that your inside source gave you either #1 False information, or #2 the information he gave you was twisted so badly by you to make your article more interesting to your readers. I truly don’t know what is worse, you close mindedness or the fact that there are people out there that actually believe the things you write. You sir are worse than any tabloid newspaper in the history of mankind.
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