Chris†Wire Internet Index – Percentage of Americans
90% of Americans own an electronic gadget. 100% of those Americans think they are technically savvy.
42% of Americans are on facebook.
74% of Americans believe with mobile devices, people will do things they would not normally do on their work computer.
52% of Americans think that ‘others’ are looking for another job on their mobile device.
52% of Americans have used the password ‘resume1’ or some variant (mybo55suxcox1) for their work password in the past year.
47% of Americans think that ‘others’ are watching pornography on their mobile device.
16% of surveyed Americans have admitted viewing pornography on a work computer. If caught, 59% receive a reprimand only.
14% of the world pornography viewing is accomplished by American know how. China, Korea, and Japan comprise nearly 76% of the world wide pornography viewing populations.
33% of American girls’ clothing has sexualizing characteristics.
76% of American girls’ clothing is manufactured in China, Korea or Southeast Asia.
37% of Americans research an embarrassing illness/condition on their work computer.
36% of Americans have poor health literacy skills and cannot use a graph to determine a healthy weight range.
100% of Americans are born as the result of an erection.
98% of Americans are born as the result of heterosexual sex.
50% of American men ejaculate more than 10cc’s of semen.
0.25% of American men are flexible enough to mouth pleasure themselves.
100% of American men have tried or thought about mouth pleasuring their self at least once.
18% of Americans are sexually inactive.
20% of Americans infected with HIV don’t know they are infected.
50% of Americans have below average credit scores.
46% of Americans believe the Debt Limit should be raised.
85% of Americans can’t manually count change more quickly than a cash register.
38% of Americans have zero or negative income tax liability.
70% of Americans believe their financial Knowledge is comparatively high.
54% is the average score for Americans taking a financial knowledge survey.
50% of Americans are of below average intelligence.
65% of Americans have used a library in person or by phone within the last year.
42% of American college graduates never read another book after college.
80% of American families did not purchase or read a book last year
23% of Americans are estimated to be functionally illiterate.
40% of Americans believe in Creationism.
33% of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth.
38% of Americans own guns in the home.
27% of Americans living in Mississippi are unhappy with the outcome of the Civil War.
18.4% of Americans don’t always have enough money for food.
69% of Americans surveyed “said purchasing meals from restaurants, take-out and delivery places makes it easier for families with children to manage their day-to-day lives”
60% of Americans surveyed say they can’t or won’t cook meals.
12% of Americans received food stamps in October of 2010.
98% of Americans own a television set.
64% of Americans think the murder charges against Anthony were definitely or probably true.
58% of Americans, after the Anthony Casey ruling, still trust juries over a judge to make the right call, while 27 percent trust the judge more.
67% of Americans have been summoned for Jury Duty.
84% of Americans that have served as jurors, before the Casey Anthony ruling, are confident their jury reached the right decision, including 68% who are Very Confident. Just 10% were not very or not at all confident their jury made the right decision.
71% of Americans fail a civic literacy test with a score below 49%. This drops to 44% for civic leaders.
56.8% of Americans voted in 2008.
50% of the internet is lies.
http://abilene-ks.blogspot.com/2011/07/civic-literacy.html
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11:46 pm
That sure is a lot of math. The only math that I like is that Pie comes in a never ending number. Peach cobbler or Blueberry please!
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1:12 am
3/2 of Americans have trouble with fractions.
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1:14 am
There are two types of Americans, those that believe there are two types of Americans and those that don’t.
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1:40 am
I am not sure about that last statistic Mrs. Beecham. If the internet contained so much misinformation then people would not be able to trust what the read on news sites that spread the word of Christ. I think a little faith will help a believer wade through and untruths that might be out there.
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1:58 am
Ice, like reading the scripture statistics require some learned interpretation.
Sure there are people that might approach a statistic like “54% is the average score for Americans taking a financial knowledge survey” as a negative. When we consider that 23% are illiterate and 50% have below average intelligence, then we would expect 73% of Americans to perform below 50%, but they don’t. If 73% of Americans performed less than 50% the average would be about 27%, but it is two times better! I’m actually feeling very positive about these numbers.
I think that this ‘index’ illustrates how statistics are presented can mislead people that aren’t accustomed to dealing with numbers, unfortunately less than 50% can understand.
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2:06 am
“71% of Americans fail a civic literacy test with a score below 49%. This drops to 44% for civic leaders.”
I think this says that the midterm elections are bringing new ideas to our civic government and 71% of Americans have a different vision for government than the liberal idea of government.
Most liberals won’t be able to see beyond their own bias to correctly translate these statistics.
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4:16 am
How very literary of you Blanche! Didn’t Fortune magazine used to have an index like this?
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7:56 am
Fortune or Reader’s Digest I think.
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12:05 pm
What percentage of Americans are God-fearing, gun carrying farmers in Iowa? Count me in.
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5:26 pm
secret mexican liar
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12:28 pm
This site is within the 50% of the Internet that is lies.
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5:27 pm
Shannon, since joining our church I had hoped that you had come to see more of the truth. What can we do to open your eyes?
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5:45 pm
For one I have not joined your “church” and I will never see your light, not my style.
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12:16 am
Susan, your faith is rock of the Church!
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12:32 pm
Well no – this looks like good science to me. You can’t argue with numbers. Not the Book of Numbers either.
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12:39 pm
I have just noticed this box on the right side of this site – comments from ‘Twitter’, whatever that heathen thing is. The remarks are all critical of this mainstream Christian site. Is there any way we can suppress these comments or report them to the FBI. These folks need their wings clipped.
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4:25 pm
No, because Twitter is owned by liberals.
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1:01 pm
93.2% of statistics shared online are fabricated
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1:11 pm
Yes Adam, so true. The only dependable ones come from the printed word.
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1:21 pm
I’m glad you acknowledge your statistics are bogus then. Thank you.
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1:34 pm
I see claire is back as fake adam. So sad.
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2:05 pm
You DO realize that Claire has said several times that she isn’t ‘dudesnude’ Adam, right?
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2:22 pm
Actually it’s the opposite. She also posts at that time every day. Must be part of her new “work” schedule.
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3:04 pm
Not only have I not been Adam for a while, but I’ve never been the “dudesnude” Adam. Try again August – or should I say Susan?
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3:06 pm
And there’s no need to put quotes around the word work. I’m not sure when fake Adam posted, but I was at work from 9-2 today.
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3:12 pm
I think we should all practice giving Claire the “Silent Treatment.” If she’s incapable of engaging in respectful dialogue with our fine community, why dignify her pointless ejaculations with a response?
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3:20 pm
You have fun doing that, okay Hank?
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5:33 pm
Claire JUST admitted to creating and using fake accounts. This is what amounts to identity theft. Why would Shannon and the others follow someone as untrust worthy as her?
Claire just because you have multiple accounts and multiple personalities and are probably 1/3 of the posters on christwires comments section does not mean that everyone engages in this act.
Brother Wise and I are not the same person? Why would someone even do that?
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3:10 pm
Hi Claire, you minx. Sharonnon says you’re the best friend she’s evah had.
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3:23 pm
Hi Blanche, you old whore. Why do you feel the need to insult Shannon by claiming that someone over the internet, who she’s never met, is the best friend she’s ever had?
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3:26 pm
Blanche, quit being so hateful. Your just jelous you have no friend either in real life or online.
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3:42 pm
Goodness, ladies! I like to consider myself a keeper of the peace, and I am placing my proverbial body in the middle of you three, arms spread protectively, to stop you from clawing each other to bits! Let’s all take a deep breath and say something nice about each other.
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3:53 pm
Sorry, I wasn’t supposed to talk about what Sharonnon said. Never mind, my mistake.
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3:55 pm
Okay, something nice about Blanche:
Her vagina can be used as a bomb shelter in case of an air raid.
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3:57 pm
Why can’t you talk about what I say? Afraid I’m gonna have a better response?
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3:58 pm
Keeping it catty, I see. Classy. Also vulgar. Bad business, that.
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5:39 pm
Great advice brother Hank.
Let me interject.
Blanche, I enjoy your articles and fellowship (sistership)
Claire. You are rude and insulting. But once I get passed your unchristian vulgarity you make me laugh. Your comments are indicative of a depraved soul, but they still make me laugh at times.
Shannon. I see that you have a good heart. Recently a lot of posters and commentors agreed to keep our conversations more friendly. You are the only anti-christwire poster to do that.
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3:58 pm
By the By Claire, I think someone that I really can’t name saw your mom giving ‘alms’ to the homeless again. I don’t know why ‘alms’ would result in oral lesions, but I think it is important you know even if others won’t say it to you.
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4:03 pm
Too bad you can’t come up with something more original than that. How many times in the past did I post about August’s charitable oral sex sessions with disabled veterans? Try again, bitch.
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4:11 pm
Claire, you have no love for your fellow humans. Your making fun of veterans is degrading.
From: http://christwire.org/2011/07/what-schools-offer-the-best-veterinary-technician-program/#comment-123535
“There is an opportunity this coming Saturday, July 23rd (very short notice), to assist a local veterinarian while he does exams, vaccines, and treatments for the pets homeless veterans. There is a large convention held at the Kootenai County Fairgrounds in Coeur d’Alene, ID where veterans can receive personal health and dental care along with many other services/supplies.
The time is set for 8am- 2pm however any amount of time is very helpful. If you are interested please email me back and I will get you in touch with the veterinarian in charge.“
When you post here Claire, spreading your hate and lies. People don’t volunteer for this event or attend. Your actions have real consequences.
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4:21 pm
“When you post here Claire, spreading your hate and lies. People don’t volunteer for this event or attend.”
Um, are you aware that that should all be ONE sentence? That university sure came in handy, huh?
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5:46 pm
So when you have nothing better to say you insult someones typing. Glorious Claire.
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6:00 pm
That has nothing to do with typing – it has to do with August being too fucking stupid to know that those two sentences should be ONE, with a comma instead of a period. As I’ve said before, I find it nothing short of appalling that a forty-something-year-old American man born to English-speaking parents, who was educated at a large university and supposedly has four degrees, has such poor English skills.
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6:15 pm
that was just a comment on a webpage, not an article in Biblical Quarterly Review, dont be a nazi!
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6:34 pm
Actually Claire, I have seven degrees, however three are honorary so I don’t count them. Do remember until I retired, in my positions I had secretaries who did all my typing and dictation for me. Until I started posting here I had not typed before.
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6:47 pm
As I said before, this has NOTHING to do with typing ability. It has to do with your being too fucking stupid to know what does and what doesn’t constitute a sentence. That’s shit you learn in second grade.
Do I need to phrase it in a way that you’ll understand, August? Here we go:
That’s shit you. Learn in second grade.
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7:00 pm
Actually Claire, you try typing with big hands that never learned to type. I hit commas instead of shifts and spaces and alts and tabs all the time. Only you seem to cry about it. Even Shannon appreciates mistakes.
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7:11 pm
Bullshit. Big hands may cause you to hit the period key instead of the comma key, but they don’t cause you to consistently capitalize the next word as though you’re beginning a new sentence. You’re a fucking moron.
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7:57 pm
Also try typing with old shakey fingers. They make big sized calculators but there are no big key keyboards.
By the way, Claire
“That’s shit you. Learn in second grade.”
Should be ONE sentence. Normally I would not comment on it, but since your being a Nazi.
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8:00 pm
Congratulations on not reading, Susan. Here’s what I wrote above it:
“Do I need to phrase it in a way that you’ll understand, August? Here we go:”
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4:12 pm
Really Claire, you banter like an ugly fat girl with no friends. You like me talking trash to you. I don’t like doing that, but it is the only way to get your attention sometimes.
Listen, you know that other people aren’t as nice as I am. Some (who shall be nameless) are plotting to take over your role that you’ve worked on here at ChristWire for the past 4-5years. Not saying who, but I think you can tell.
Look for the signs, butting in on your conversations and addressing the other regulars, talking about themselves and basically taking all the attention that used to be yours. They certainly would like to see you gone. Just saying it is something to think about.
I’m done talking trash to you, you can do the “you whore” thing or whatever, but you need to think about what I’ve written above. I can’t change what has happened to you, but you’ve earned this position here. Better fight for it.
BB
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4:17 pm
Trying to start fights now I see, how so very Christian of you
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4:22 pm
I was talking directly to Claire. Butt out.
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4:25 pm
Great thing about the Internet, it’s public and I don’t have to.
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4:59 pm
Blanche, you better put a diaper over your mouth – it’s spewing shit.
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5:52 pm
Claire everyone is trying to keep it civil here, can you calm down on the language please?
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4:28 pm
Public Notice. I will respond to Claire, but not Sharonnon. Claire was here first. She has clamped onto our hearts and I for one will support her.
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4:36 pm
You hate Claire and everybody knows it.
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5:56 pm
Actually quite the contrary. I may get in trouble for this, but recently at a fellowship we were discussing who our favorite nay sayers were and Claire came out on top I believe.
Mostly because she has been here the longest and has secured her position at top dog (or should I say cat).
I do wish that she would act in a more civilized fashion much like you have come to act Shannon.
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6:00 pm
Why is everyone on here sucking up to me lately?
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6:10 pm
It is called being nice
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6:12 pm
Right, because you’re sooooo good at being nice, Suzie…
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6:14 pm
Still think there are other motives to this being nice.
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6:20 pm
I haven’t been on christwire much due to health issues, The last I heard we were all going to be nice and civil to one another.
If you would like me to go back to telling you all that your going to burn in hell for all eternity then I can do that.
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6:46 pm
Shannon, I have been nice to you for some time. I really became impressed with you a week or so when you stood up and said, ok, I’ll be civil to August. Once you did that, Tokio became nice too because of your leadership and helped me get the Domo dolls donated by the Hot Topic Foundation. http://community.hottopic.com/content/ht-foundation Those domo dolls will be loved by the children and it wouldn’t have happened had you not been nice to us.
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6:51 pm
Aww, looks like August is being Mr. “Altruistic” again. What those kids don’t know is that he doesn’t actually give a shit about them – he just cares about getting into heaven.
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6:07 pm
Susan, shouldn’t you be off frightening the great-grandkids or something?
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6:12 pm
Thank you for not using obscenity, I know it is hard for you. The kids are all off with their parents tonight. I am homo alone. I am thinking about going out and getting something to eat. Any recommendations?
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5:01 pm
I’ve “clamped onto your hearts”? Oh please, bitch, don’t be so goddamned melodramatic.
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5:58 pm
Claire do you kiss your kitty cat at night before bed with that mouth? I wish your parents knew how you acted on the internet.
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6:03 pm
“do you kiss your kitty cat at night before bed with that mouth?”
You know, it’s a lot easier to simply say “do you kiss your kitty cat goodnight with that mouth?”
And the answer is no – I kiss my cats every chance I get.
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6:16 pm
well why do you kiss them with such a filthy mouth?
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6:41 pm
I’ve thought the very same about some of your posts, dear.
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6:22 pm
I am going out for dinner during a rain storm, please pray for me!
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8:01 pm
I made it back safe! Praise Jesus!
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11:16 pm
Let the record show that I prayed for you, Susan.
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1:04 am
thank you brother hank!
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1:50 pm
You guys neglect the true faith. Our Church in Iowa as discussed think this website is the work of the Devil. Can you frequent commentators prove otherwise?
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