Grant Hill and the NBA is Gay?

• ChristWire
July 28, 2011 11:17 pm19 comments

Many of you have seen the televsion ads featuring Grant Hill telling kids not to use the word gay. My question to you all is why is the former All-American basketball player now a fruitcake? When did the one time rookie of the year become a rectum ranger and enjoy fondling Jared Dudley’s 2nd round draft-pick testicles? Is this part of David Stern’s liberal Jew agenda to get us to become “politically correct”?

I’ll give you politically correct: Grant Hill is an undercover liberal Islamo-fascist. His mom was lesbian partners with Hillary Clinton at Wellsley and he’s trying to indoctrinate the youth with his homo-enabling commercials. He’s trying to hijack our lexicon. How else am I supposed to say something fucking sucks? Gay is the perfect word to describe something defective. “Your jumpshot is GAY!You look like some guy from boys- town who’s never played basketball before. Are you trying to break the backboard with the Spalding, you fag? What’d the rim do to you gay-boy?” Once they come for our words and our thoughts, next the NBA will try to brainwash our heterosexual, Christian children into touching a whole different kind of rim. I’m not surprised by this at all. I knew the NBA was supportive of gays after they allowed Dennis Rodman to advertise for them on his head.

The real heroes of the NBA are Kobe Bryant and Joakim Noah who let the world know that the word “gay” and “fag” are perfectly appropriate generic insults. What do you call the ref who makes a call that doesn’t go in your favor? Kobe, Joakim and I call him GAY. That’s what any true Christian would call him. I hope the NBA takes this lockout to adjust itself to the changing world around us. Gay butt-sex is recently legal in New York. The NBA needs to be a becon of hope and place of solace for heterosexual christians who need a break from all the gay shit going on around us.

Also, grant hill is gay as hell.

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19 Comments

  • Grant Hill is old news and over the hill. I find it banal when these retired farts try to jump into the spotlight and get more attention for themselves. I guess he thinks gays have all the money and maybe this will lead to a movie deal for he’s certainly not returning to the court of the Phoenix Suns any time soon. Pathetic.

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    • The Comedian

      //I find it banal when these retired farts try to jump into the spotlight and get more attention for themselves.//

      That’s exactly what the hell you are, an old bastard trying to grab the spotlight because you’re an attention whore.

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      • Abigail Williams Abigail Williams

        Dear The Communistedian,
        What does that make you?

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        • The Comedian

          I’m giving him exactly what he wants, attention. There is a saying though, be careful what you wish for.

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          • If what you say Comedienne, it is very accomodating of you to provide for him.

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      • You have a foul mind, Comedian. I am probably a thousand times more humble than the needy nutjob that you are.

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        • The Comedian

          HUMBLE? YOU? Jackass, I can count the number of times you’ve been RIGHT on one hand compared to the fact that I’d need a damn calculator to count up how many times you’ve been WRONG. If you’re so humble, why don’t you do any actual research or look shit up? Why do you treat word-of-mouth as being irrefutable fact? Doesn’t even matter how bat-shit insane it is, you think it’s all true. All you do is sit there and come up with conspiracy theories about people you don’t like and then stick your fingers in your ears and go ‘lalalalala’ whenever someone says anything different. Even when you’re confronted with facts, you dismiss them simply because you don’t like the person who brings it up to you.

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  • Makes sense that a Blue Devil is a sick pervert.

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  • Shawn 'Nahuatl' Cardenas via Facebook

    Grant Hill kicks ass, shut up. Dude was the stuff in the 90′s.

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  • Shawn 'Nahuatl' Cardenas via Facebook

    Grant Hill kicks ass, shut up. Dude was the stuff in the 90′s.

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  • Adam White via Facebook

    Grant hill kicks ass! He does other things with ass also.

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  • Adam White via Facebook

    Grant hill kicks ass! He does other things with ass also.

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    OH I Know you Honkeys aint talking shit about B Ball up in here.

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  • “How else am I supposed to say something fucking sucks? Gay is the perfect word to describe something defective.”

    Dropping the F bomb on a christwire article is NOT acceptable!

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  • Who the hell cares if hes gay? Seriously? Posting an article of hate against anyone im SURE is what God would want… Right?… Right?… NO! Oh, and Susan B.Xenu? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. That is all. Your welcome.

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  • thomas the train

    Hi I’m Ryan. I’m Christian. I went to Catholic school, pray every day, go to church on Sundays, the whole nine. My dad is Jewish. One side of my family is Jewish. FUCK YOU. fuck this website, this isn’t Christian beliefs. This is angry, psychotic, incoherent babble that is anti-human, essentially. Get off your fuckin high horse. If I see ONE MORE comment against Jews or any other minority, I am going to find a way to get this website off the internet. Nothing makes me angrier than stuff like this.

    I was once told that only God can judge people and decide if they go to heaven or not, and those who try to do it for him are sinning by attempting to do so. Stop judging people and live your own damn life. You have one life. 80 years. Enjoy it, don’t spend it ripping on other people. They don’t do it to you. Fuck off.

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  • glenda mcneel

    I don’t understand why it is anyones business what anyone is. That is between them and God. I don’t think calling anyone something hurtful is very christianly. People are people and should be treated as such. This site has to be one of the most ignorant places I have seen. Read a book or go out side your bubble because there are so many people that you spew hate at that are wonderful and have a lot to offer.

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