Greedy Jewish Community Launches Googel Search Engine
In a very predictable display of amazingly nefarious greed, super-Jewish bankers Greenspan and Volker today announced they have had enough of the Gentiles ruining their country of America. Already with mastery over Hollywood, the Media, Law and banking in America, today the Jewish Community announced it would revitalize a new frontier: the internet.
As the American economy sinks further into debt, Greenspan contends that the sure and safe-fire way to fix it all is to replace Boehner with a more imaginative fellow, like Larry David or Lewis Black, so that budget negotiations in DC will always be relieved by observational humor. Step two is to stop spending money.
While the plan seems simple, Volker holds that the majority of Americans require trailers and information bites before they can be sold on a new show. For this reason, Greenspan and Volker sought to buy-out internet search giant Google, so they could also have Google Search and YouTube.com as propaganda engines for their new money-making schtick.
In the Hebrew tongue, Googel literally means God of the 10 to 100th power zeros, or, how much money it would take to satisfy the innate greed of a pure Jewish heart for a fortnight. (Google = 10 the the 100th power and El, the Hebrew word for God).
After Google allegedly denied requests to become Jewgle as the project was called in the Silicon Valley, Greenspan simply created “Googel” on Massad operated backdoor links to the American global internet. Already, Google proper has seen a purported 21% drop in traffic today and after a few more prayers and waving of their collective staffs, there is a chance Jewish people could cause far more misery for this nation of peace and Google stocks.
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Author: Katie Dahm
8:29 am
I miss Jacky Maile.
He had a hysterical joke about the difference between Jewish women and Christian women. One gets fake jewelry and real orgasms; the other has fake orgasms and gets real jewelry.
I just wanted to show him my new ring.
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4:51 pm
Why do Jews and the Chinese have in common?
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5:00 pm
Proper sentence structure Stevie, it does wonders, try it some time.
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11:08 am
i have no critiques of the jew people. they are the chosen people of god so what seems like the bad things they do it appears that god likes greedy people with big noses
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11:23 am
Not to mention they killed Jesus.
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11:23 am
that was the dirty italians
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3:10 pm
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8:59 am
Why do you horrible people hate Jews? You’ve most likely never met one. I am a Jew, born and raised, and I don’t control Hollywood, the media, a bank, or any law. My family is just a peaceful American family, living our lives the best we can. What you racist “Christians” don’t understand is that all of us are equal. There are some greedy Jews, but that doesn’t mean all Jews should be classified as greedy. There are also greedy Christians, Muslims, Atheists, etc. Even though I see this prejudice website, I don’t classify all Christians as brainwashed racists. Another thing, Jews did not kill your false prophet. Judas, a Jew, as all of Jesus’s followers were at the time, turned Jesus in to the Romans. This much is true. But the Romans killed him, not us. My people have been blamed from every problem from killing Jesus, to causing World War II, to 911. We don’t need any more of your scapegoating us. We just want to live in peace with all other religions of the world. If you say you do too, then why do you insult an innocent teenager? Finally, I don’t have a big nose. Stop with the stereotypes.
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10:04 am
Enough with the hate! That’s why I wear my evil eye protection bracelet all of the time.
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