For years now I have warned you all. J.K.R. Tolkien is Democrat who wrote Harry Potter to seduce children into Satanic lifestyles. Like all democrats, he knows the more children on the bottle and cashing in Obama Momma welfare stamps, the more the government will have ‘reason’ to tax us.
Harry Potter is a giant Democrat scheme to make children dependent on a welfare state America. If America becomes a welfare state, we will become socialist commies just like the Democrats want. Clever, isn’t it?
Democrats are using movies to influence kids to make bad choices in life and they are doing it right behind your backs. Isn’t it strange, that when our nation is on the point of ruin from this recession, that Hollywood is still cranking out billion dollar budget movies? Where do you think they are getting that money? The dollar of all the poor people in this country, or how about this?
Tolkien and Obama are best buddies and are loving this summer line-up of Twilight and Harry Potter, so many teen mothers will be created after seeing these movies. But today, many of you thick headed parents still don’t see the harm in these movies. You refuse to believe these movies can cause children to wildly bite one another in the neck in the dead of night, spilling blood into cups, getting drunk on hemoglobin and having red moon orgies, do you? You don’t believe Harry Potter really does turn children into witchcraft Wiccans for Satan?
How many of you fail to realize that Harry Potter leads children straight to the bottle, as if they were a reservation Indian?
Well, for all you naysayers, here is the final proof. Harry Potter himself was turned into an alcoholic by the spell-binding, mind-bending words of J.K.R. Tolkien, just look. This young man, even with his $100 million fortune, must now struggle with alcohol. His own role as Harry Potter is to blame.
“Harry Potter made me so reliant on alcohol to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous persons lifestyle that really isn’t suited to me.
I really got away with that because there were many instances when a paparazzi shot like that could have been taken. As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me.
I do that very unsuccessfully. I’m actually enjoying the fact I can have a relationship with my girlfriend where I’m really pleasant and I’m not fucking up totally all the time. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life. And that’s been the realization of the past few years for me.
“But the main thing about having money is it means you don’t have to worry about it. And that for me is a lovely thing. It’s for fast cars and hookers.”
There you have it. Hookers, fast cars and alcohol: that is a lifestyle that leads to death and disease, you all know that. This precious child has access to the world’s best therapists and yet, he must always struggle with the stain of a Satanic movie script. Is this the fate you want for your daughter? To become a sperm-toking hooker on Easy Street? Your son, to drink and drive fast expensive cars, fornicating with hookers until it all ends in a mangled mess of flesh, booze and diseased blood?
I would really hope not. Parents, forbid your children from seeing Harry Potter movies this summer. It means their life. Do not take it from me, but rather take it from Daniel Radcliffe, the boy who once called himself Harry Potter.