Harry Potter Teaches Children to Be Mean to Homosexuals by Shooting Singing Saruman, the Gay Lord of the Rings
Stephanie Meyer is a mean-spirted writer who penned a grapic comic book novel “Harry Potter”, a crossover propaganda piece for witchcraft but also anti-homosexual motifs. An eternal mission of ChristWire is to love all people and especially our supportive friends in the gay community, to whom Christ freely extends a hand of fellowship and love.
So it is especially hurtful to see this scene from the new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movie, where a gay villain known as “Saruman” tries to sing a song of friendship to what appears like an older Potter cast. It looks like Ron, perhaps tormented by his own latent deviancies with Emma Watson and Dumbledore the Gay in earlier films, shoot an Achilles arrow at Saruman, causing him to fall to his death. Note Saruman is happily singing a common homosexual theme song, ‘The Merry Men”, an old English chap song where gays could apparently be heard singing in pubs into the late of night, until they engaged in fisting brawls of intestinal fury and shame. It was all a drunk memory to them as they walkhed home, stiffly, to their families the next day.
To have all this history tied into this movie and then disrespected by Meyer shows why kids these days have no multiculturalism or desire to pray the sin out of those who are wrongly different from them. Again, parents, do not let your children go see Harry Potter. This scene is very sad.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Brad Haegelmann
Bradford Haegelmann is a current student of marketing and a lover of life. When he's not relishing in the beauty of California's coast, he is sharing his passion for life and knowledge through his writing. Brad is also a spiritual life advisor at his local university.
9:51 pm
“Stephanie Meyer is a mean-spirted writer who penned a grapic comic book novel “Harry Potter”, a crossover propaganda piece for witchcraft but also anti-homosexual motifs.”
There’s so much stupidity in here it scares me.
1. Stephanie Meyer didn’t write ‘Harry Potter’, J.K. Rowling did.
2. ‘Harry Potter’ is not a comic book, or at least it wasn’t written as one originally.
3. How is it a ‘crossover propaganda piece’ for ANYTHING? The word ‘crossover’ entails that there’s a universe that’s, well, CROSSING OVER to visit another.
4. How is Harry Potter anti-homosexual? In fact, why do you even care? You HATE homosexual people, you think they’re the cause of everything wrong in society, just look at the title of what Tyson recently shat out: “Homosexuals Tempt Children with Gluttonous Gayness via “Free to Play” MMOs”, what part of that is positive in any way, shape, or form? You’re nothing but a hypocrite. Oh wait, you’re a Christian who’s mentally insane, no wonder.
5. That video is not related to Harry Potter whatsoever, you’re nothing but a fool that wants to delude himself into thinking he knows what’s going on.
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9:59 pm
This ^ so much! I could n
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10:00 pm
This ^ so much! I could not have said it better!
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10:05 pm
JKR Tolkien wrote TWILIGHT. Get your facts write before you try to correct others.
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10:08 pm
No Stephenie Meyer wrote Twilight! Look it up.
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10:23 pm
I’m a science reporter; do you think someone who reports science for a living is going to get something that trivial wrong?
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10:29 pm
You wouldn’t know science if you read about it.
No, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke, you flat-out don’t understand anything you hear or read about.
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10:31 pm
J. What does being a science reporter have to do with anything?
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11:05 pm
“You wouldn’t know science if you read about it.”
I don’t need to read about it; I write about it. Which is more than can be said about you, I’m guessing!
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10:18 pm
J.K. Rowling and Tolkien are two different people. Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight, Rowling wrote Harry Potter, and Tolkien wrote the Lord of the Rings. Looking at the front of the fucking books proves you wrong. They’re also completely different in their own ways: Meyer is an American, Rowling is an English woman, and Tolkien was an English man who died back in 1973. Meyer is a Mormon and Rowling is a Christian, a CHRISTIAN. They’re called a FANTASY series for a reason! Idiots like you are the ones who think that it could somehow be real!
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10:27 pm
Wrong on all accounts. JKR Tolkien wrote Twilight. Go to a book store and check it out if you don’t believe me.
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10:29 pm
Um I have it right here on my bookshelf! Ln is right
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10:32 pm
I already did, I know several people who read Twilight and I’ve gotten into a discussion or two about the author’s attitude. I also have a copy of a Harry Potter book right next to me, care to guess what the author’s name is? J.K. Rowling.
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11:02 pm
You’re both wrong. I’ve read several articles about this and my mind is closed on the matter.
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11:06 pm
Your wrong and just won’t admit it cus you think you will look bad but guess what? You already do look pretty bad for refusing to admit your wrong
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11:16 pm
Like I said, I’m a science reporter. I’m not likely to get this wrong.
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11:18 pm
Well you did get it wrong
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11:20 pm
I admit there may be a possibility that I’m wrong, but it’s so exceedingly unlikely that it’s not even worth looking in to. Therefore I won’t, because I’m right.
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11:26 pm
Tha small fraction you think your wrong, well you are you just won’t admit it like I’ve been saying
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11:28 pm
So Edgewater admits to being wrong? Good enough for me.
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11:55 pm
Where did you learn to read, LN? I admitted to being right.
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11:57 pm
But your not and all th sane people here know it
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12:03 am
“Tha small fraction you think your wrong, well you are you just won’t admit it like I’ve been saying”
Shannor,
As I said before, I’m a science journalist — a man of science. Part of being a man of science is admitting that I may be wrong, and that at some point in the future I may need to re-evaluate my beliefs to fit new data or new biblical truths.
However — and this is what trips up uneducated lay persons like yourself — another part of being a man of science is the knowledge that some things are so unlikely to need re-evaluation that it’s not even worth thinking about re-evaluating them.
And one of those things not worth re-evaluating is me being wrong about the author of some pornographic wizards-and-witches novel for teenage girls. I am most definitely right.
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12:12 am
I am so tired of arguing with you, so this is my last comment on this subject to you, you are wrong me an LN are right
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12:27 am
“I am so tired of arguing with you,”
Good! I take it you see the errors in your logic?
“so this is my last comment on this subject to you, you are wrong me an LN are right”
Again, probably not. I’m a science journalist.
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12:44 am
“Again, probably not. I’m a science journalist.”
No, you’re an idiot who can’t even be bothered to look at the cover of a book because your head is so far up your ass. You’re nothing but a cocky son of a bitch who’s wrong on every argument that you try to make.
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1:08 am
Please try to see this rationally, LN: I’m a science journalist with a PhD in science and a PhD in journalism; you’re probably some kind of backwater hick who has trouble spelling his own name.
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1:27 am
This coming from the idiot who doesn’t do any research, confuses the names of three writers, confuses the GENDER of two of them, and flat-out admits to not looking at the cover of a book.
Yeah, if you’re going to insult someone, you might actually want to come in with intelligence. Tell you what, if you can prove without a shadow of a doubt, with actual, physical proof that what you said is true, that ‘JKR Tolkien’ wrote Twilight, I will eat my words and covert to Christianity and will even tell Shannon to go fuck herself.
Though, one look at these covers will make you run like the coward you are.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DF6ZR8G7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
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So Edgewater, your move. Are you going to admit you’re wrong, or claim that my evidence is false, like every other mentally disturbed Christian on this site who can’t possibly imagine the idea that they’re wrong?
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1:30 am
Well Edgewater, my comment for the time being is being moderated due to the fact that I put several links in it, so until then, here’s the comment minus the links:
This coming from the idiot who doesn’t do any research, confuses the names of three writers, confuses the GENDER of two of them, and flat-out admits to not looking at the cover of a book.
Yeah, if you’re going to insult someone, you might actually want to come in with intelligence. Tell you what, if you can prove without a shadow of a doubt, with actual, physical proof that what you said is true, that ‘JKR Tolkien’ wrote Twilight, I will eat my words and covert to Christianity and will even tell Shannon to go fuck herself.
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1:40 am
“Tell you what, if you can prove without a shadow of a doubt, with actual, physical proof that what you said is true, that ‘JKR Tolkien’ wrote Twilight, I will eat my words and covert to Christianity and will even tell Shannon to go fuck herself.”
1. Christianity is better off without you.
2. I’m a Science Journalist; my words should be proof enough.
3. I’m not clicking your virusy links. I already have enough problems with this computer.
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1:56 am
“1. Christianity is better off without you.”
So you’re saying that Christianity is just a big ol’ club and only people you like can join? I thought it was all about forgiveness and seeing the light.
“2. I’m a Science Journalist; my words should be proof enough.”
And I’m the author of the books, what proof do you have that word is good enough, especially when I hold in my hand a piece of evidence that directly tells you that you’re wrong?
“3. I’m not clicking your virusy links. I already have enough problems with this computer.”
The links aren’t even up yet, at least they don’t seem to be, and if you can’t clink on an Amazon link then something is definitely wrong with your computer.
The fact is you’re just a coward and a liar.
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1:59 am
if theres a problem with your computer edgewater why dont you get a anti virus to clean up your computer and besides to post the virus links that person would have gotten the virus’s as well
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6:21 pm
Well it looks like Mr. Rimwater gave up.
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11:21 pm
Young man,
Steven Meyer is not a Mormon. The LDS Church remains opposed to homogay marriage and would certainly not allow a Deacon to write such filth.
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11:24 pm
She is a moan housewife, there also is no homosexual relationships in twilight
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11:25 pm
She is a morman housewife, there also is no homosexual relationships in twilight
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11:28 pm
I do believe Harold is in need of reading glasses.
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11:30 pm
Sir,
Mormon Deacons are all men. Females are considered too unclean for clerical callings.
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11:35 pm
If that’s true what does it prove? She’s still a morman and a housewife, oh and btw, I AM.A. WOMAN for the millionth time
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11:35 pm
What, are you a Mormon? You wouldn’t read their text because you consider anything that isn’t your bible to be unholy.
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5:05 pm
Mr. Camping, Steven Meyer may not be Mormon, but STEPHANIE Meyer most certainly is.
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5:07 pm
PS: What is homogay? And Shannon is right. There are no homosexual relationships in Twilight and who cares if there were?
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11:55 am
Are you utterly retarded, or do you just pride yourself on being a bigot?
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10:33 pm
Wow, is all fantasy this gay?
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11:34 pm
I seriously would like to write for this site. How would I go about doing that?
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11:51 pm
Sister Nancy,
I believe you just did.
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11:55 pm
Harold I really think you need stronger glasses
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12:01 am
Young man,
I have two computers and an iPhone going at once in the service of our Lord. I apologize if I have not fulfilled your prayer request in a timely manner.
You do know that I am temporarily bedridden?
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12:42 am
Then you shouldn’t be posting stupid-ass comments and instead praying.
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8:33 pm
Listen. I really want to write here. Should I just like, write an article then email it to you guys, so you can see if you like it? That couldn’t take too much of your time.
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11:33 pm
Nancy,
I believe that the writers have to be endorsed first.
Can you pass the Turing test?
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12:45 am
Yes. And thank you for helping to exorcise my demonic inner female urges.
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12:56 am
Everything about this is bizarre. I wash my hands of it. I don’t need dirty vampire fantasies to begin with, much less some questionable crossover literature, and I refuse to discuss it.
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1:03 am
Runaway from your problems, hate your problems, and just try to get rid of it. Never bother trying to understand it, never bother stretching out your hand, never trying to see things from the views of others.
How typical of people like you.
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8:46 pm
People like you? Are you implying that good Christians, such as Brother Hank, promoting wholesome family values, and educating people such as yourself are not among the most understanding people on God’s beautiful Earth? Shame on you, sir. You need not attack good people simply because you are not intelligent enough to understand this wonderful article.
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8:50 pm
yes but how many of you have read this book series(wich camout before twilight so how can it be a crossover?)or watched the movies
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8:53 pm
We don’t need to to know it is harming our children by promoting the homogay agenda.
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8:56 pm
….it was written for entertainment not to be taken seriusly or to push a message across
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8:52 pm
My dog could right a better article than this!
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8:53 pm
…well thats overly aggressive
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8:57 pm
He’s smarter than most, was only a half insult
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11:37 pm
Brother Hank,
After watching the new Harold Potter movie last week, I too wash my hands of all of this homo voodooary.
I literally could not get my wheel chair moving quickly enough.
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11:44 pm
…Im fine with your personal opinnion but could you tell me how you saw it when it doesnt come out till the 15th and its the 12th where i am ?
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11:53 pm
AMPAS.
We covered this topic last evening.
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12:04 am
…oh right you supposedly get movies before hand pictures or it didnt happen
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11:25 pm
How I looooooove seeing people mistaking Christwire for being actually serious. Also JKR Tolkien wrote EVERYTHING involving sinful witchcraft and magic. Mhmmm.
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5:04 pm
Thank you, Ambrose! I just came across this site and I was thinking it HAD to be satirical. No one is stupid enough to think JKR Tolkien is real and to get all three of these writers and their books so completely backward.
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3:27 pm
I fear you are error Ambrose. This is a true Christian site where true Christians come to comment on the way of the (fallen) world and hope that others gain hope and enlightenment from our words, and seek out and find the risen Christ to cover themselves in his precious blood
Oh Glory!
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2:55 pm
Please tell me this is all a joke. Oh please, please tell me it is. I couldn’t live on this earth any longer knowing stuff like this is considered fact and not satire.
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1:59 pm
i was reading a couple of articles (with the funiest “statistics” ever) from your website, but this one is even more hilarious than the other hate-articles. Especially: The scene is not from harry potter, it is a fan dub of lord of the rings.
i´m not from the US, but in our country christs follow the word of god, which is written in the bible. you preach hate against blacks, homosexuals, subcultures, foreigners and so on. in germany, where i am from, this is not preached by the christs but by the nationalist. this thinking started in our past WWII and the worst genocide in mens history.
i know you will delete this post, because i´m not like you, but at least you have to read it first. i reall hope that the website is just meant as a joke, but if you really serious about your topics: think of your lifes.
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12:06 am
roflmbo This entire site is hilarious.
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6:00 pm
j.edgewater your so totally wrong, i do science but even i know that jk rowling wrote harry potter, jrr tolkien wrote lord of the rings and stephanie meyer wrote twilight, your an idiot and dont try to say im wrong, because it will just make you look more of an ass then you already are.
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