Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians?
Hollywood insider Will Ferrell has worn many masks over the course of his lucrative career. From farcical jabs at professional golf and NASCAR to sympathetic portrayals of Ted Kaczynski and Fidel Castro, he seeks to explore every aspect of our cultural scene. The actor even went so far as to belittle President George Bush in the aftermath of 9/11. In addition to these dalliances, his most recognizable stock character is that of a hapless Caucasian-American befuddled by his own ignorance. With each performance he cheapens himself and everyone who watches him. In countless films that spread controversial messages across the globe, he is the face of misguided multiculturalism, searching for a commonality that demeans us all.
More than any other celebrity today, Mr. Ferrell is popular because he seems so harmless. Young people are drawn to such movies as Elf and Hellboy. The Ladies Man and Harsh Times are considered date movies for curious couples. The older generation has been mollified by the slapstick of Anchorman and Talladega Nights. His appearances on Saturday Night Live and Sons of Anarchy and in numerous internet videos have made him relentlessly accessible to people of all ages. Yet do these depictions of prolonged adolescence and unmitigated sexuality go too far in degrading our nation as a whole? Is this man on a crash course to become the Benny Hill of his generation, promoting an agenda without any concern for its endgame? Hill famously became the icon of the rape crisis in Britain due to his highly eroticized antics that encouraged lechery in the general public. How far is Ferrell willing to go?
As critic Ted Baehr has noted:
Will Ferrell’s Talladega Nights, “is one of the most blasphemous, politically correct major movies ever released by a major Hollywood studio. It is a racist, bigoted work that ridicules southern, white Christian males. In one scene, the filmmakers sneeringly deride Southern Christians who say prayers to Jesus before dinner. The southern Christians come off as ignorant buffoons, and the figure of Jesus is a symbol ripe for condescending mockery.”
Ultimately, we must ask if the Ferrell agenda is a personal crusade or part of a larger push by those who wish to redefine our culture. It has become profoundly clear that we are living in incredibly difficult times. We have a surging socialist element on our very soil. In turn, these liberals have formed an alliance with violent Muslim extremists. Together, our foes have used the mainstream media and political corruption to seize power and undermine the economy. They have thoroughly disrupted the momentum of progress the United States had enjoyed since World War II. In America we trust in the true God, our Creator, and not some “prophet” who wrote a book a few centuries back called the Koran after he woke up from a bout of seizures. God made this world and all that is good. Much like Mohammed, Ferrell has risen to prominence at the very time that the fortress of Christianity is showing its cracks. Will he arm himself with a hammer? Does he, too, dream of a radical cult of destruction?
The career of Will Ferrell is uniquely offensive when one considers the fact that this man grew up in a Christian world, born to a father who himself was a famous Christian performer. Furthermore, it is the very freedom that this Christian nation has nurtured that allows people like Mr. Ferrell to speak their minds and perform their acts. He is not susceptible to a communist tribunal nor a Fatwa from the local Imam. Instead, the United States gives men like this an incredible opportunity to express their hopes and dreams, but with that liberty comes grave responsibilities. It is these responsibilities that Mr. Ferrell has repeatedly violated to the disgust of the Christians of America to whom he owes so much.
In person, Mr. Ferrell plays the part of a fool all too well. This is not surprising for a man who has never exhibited one iota of intellectual depth. His voice breaks with a pubescent twang. At times he is nasal, crumbling his words into bestial shrieks that call out to the naivety of our youth. His ragged face shows the wear of a man who has freely tasted the fruits of the indulgent Hollywood scene. It is not just a visage of alcoholism, but one of promiscuity and abuse. Complimenting this is an unkempt, almost ethnic, hairstyle and a decidedly unbathed look that is wholly inappropriate for a middle-aged man. This textbook liberal rebellion is what makes him so popular among young people today. He is their icon of raunchy debauchery. Even women find much to fetishize in his prodigious, unathletic body.
Ferrell knows no self-control. Watching him in a movie is akin to being accosted by an alcoholic who won’t stop leering at your daughter. He is unpredictable and loud. His restless, burning eyes are unnerving. His irrationality feels like a threat, a threat that at any moment he may strike you with his meaty fists. He is the sort of man who gets uncomfortably close not just to adults, but to their innocent children. Some strange craving forces him needlessly close to our television screens. He suffers from a pulsing urge that dominates every cell of his body. You can see it in the egomaniacal proximity he demands in his films. Yes, it’s no accident that the camera always appears to be a few inches from that sickly, belligerent face.
The ways of God are meant to lift us up, to brighten our hearts. Ferrell on the other hand is a failure, a despicable shell of a man. Despite the incredible power he wields, he has repeatedly refused to use that position for good. The sad truth is that Will Ferrell is neither an actor nor a comedian. He is robust on the stage, but he lacks the complexity or soulfulness of his far more sophisticated peers. His style is immature and crude, full of tired clichés and caricatures. He is voracious and obnoxious and thoroughly distasteful. He exhibits a pickled, irate demeanor that suggests the alcoholism so common amongst those who share his Irish heritage.
With these challenges in mind, it is reckless for those who cherish the beauty of this nation to patronize a man such as Will Ferrell. Every effort should be made to prevent this man’s apotheosis in American culture. He represents the battlefield of depravity we face in the small moments of our lives. He is the pathetic everyman who cares not for love or faith. He is our childhood friend who has strayed from the church of his upbringing. He is that bitter cousin who smells of sweat and whiskey. He is the ravaged figure we see walking down our main streets as night approaches. When the mask is dropped, Ferrell is the terrorist whose mugshot we see on the nightly news. His is a face that makes us wonder if we could not have done more to save our fellow man.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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10:45 am
Stephenson,
Thank you for this telling, well penned expose. I’ve never found this comedy of this man entertaining. I believe his nonchalant, casual mockery of the southern male to be the pivotal torque in the electoral process that put the president who is not president bush in office. How can the Southern Man, the bedrock of our nation, stand against the soulless blue eyes of this burlesque brute? I will never forgive him for breaking the spirit of our proud Southern heritage.
Kind regards,
BB
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1:44 am
you forgot the fact that he is gay. gays have no morals. will ferrell is dangerous.
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6:39 am
Also Blanche, is this you on a demotivational poster?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hiNaBFKBdMY/TZRYnWnJ66I/AAAAAAAAAXk/mJtFFxJGIXw/s1600/others%2Bbf.jpg
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10:49 am
Those pics are not even Will Ferrell.
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11:04 am
He certainly looks different without all his Hollywood makeup.
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11:20 am
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Nice work on exposing him.
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11:28 am
I can’t see the exposed pictures, August. I can only see the pictures from the neck up. If I needed to show a friend these ‘exposed’ pictures, do you have the instructions to work around the CW modem filters? I have a friend that requires an intervention.
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6:40 am
Finally August, when did you go to space?
http://www.todayinsci.com/12/12_07.htm
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11:35 am
Those pictures are of Ron Perlman, not Will Ferrell.
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11:52 am
You mean the guy married to Ellen Barkin?
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12:07 pm
Isn’t he the Libertarian candidate?
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1:35 pm
The crippled man that plays violin?
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1:43 pm
Thats Itzhak Perlman.
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1:59 pm
Itzhak Perlman doesn’t look anything like Will Ferrell. Why can’t you girls stay on topic?
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2:09 pm
Never said he did Blance your reading way to much into a simple correction on what you said.
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3:48 pm
Given your crepuscular tunnel vision, I’m somewhat surprised you even brought it up.
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4:00 pm
I’m surprised you knew such a big word! I know lots of things Blanche, I very versed in the world of music and movies. I am actualy a classically trained flutest. So yea keep thinking all think about is Twilight, cus that’s not true.
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4:04 pm
Is “flautist” no longer in vogue? I thought “flutist” was still considered the vulgar version in the vernacular.
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4:11 pm
To be honest Timmay I never heard there was a vulgar version, how about this better, I am a classically trained flute player, you like that better?
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4:14 pm
Oh yes! Now I understand. I used to run a classical music show on the radio for many years, so I know these terms are crucial to get correct for the listening public.
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4:16 pm
And I am guilty of my own sin! The show I ran wasn’t actually “classical” music, although much of it was orchestral. It was 20th Century modern composition.
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4:20 pm
Well I can play a wide range, but we learned mainly the classical stye.
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4:23 pm
My specialty was atonal, 12 tone, a moment-form composition. Not very godly, but not Satanly either. I prayed quite a bit for forgiveness of not playing hymns.
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11:39 am
I knew Will Ferrell has aged from his drinking problem, but wow he looks horrible!
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11:41 am
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000579/
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11:50 am
I will not click on your URL shortened links.
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11:58 am
I hate it when Claire posts broken links. Its always followed by a call from one of the imaging sites asking about pressing charges etc…
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12:34 pm
Well those links are from IMDB, not imaging sites. They link to the profile pages of Ron Perlman and Will Ferrell.
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12:44 pm
Let’s try to focus on the subject on THIS WEBSITE Claire.
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12:49 pm
And Billings just what is that pourpose? Cus your idea and mine I am willing to bet are two very different things.
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1:41 pm
//Let’s try to focus on the subject on THIS WEBSITE Claire.//
‘I mean, it’s not like I’m completely WRONG and that I confused two entirely different people!’
Stevie, you DO realize that if you can’t even point out the right person, that you’ve failed entirely. I mean it, ANY search engine will result in the actor’s face showing up, how the fuck do you get Ron Pearlman’s pictures when you search for pictures of Will Ferrell?
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1:46 pm
I will never understand why you so willingly avoid any discussion of faith and politics just so you can bash me personally. Is this all that matters to you? Don’t you care about the things that make this country great? Aren’t you worried about the things that threaten to destroy us? For once, Comedian, I would like you to open your heart to the real issues of the day and the things I write about instead of making this a cult of personality here on Christwire.
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2:02 pm
//I will never understand why you so willingly avoid any discussion of faith and politics just so you can bash me personally.//
It’s because you get everything wrong at every possible level. Hell, you’re bashing one guy and you’re posting up pictures of someone else, and this is at least the second time you’ve done this!
//Is this all that matters to you? Don’t you care about the things that make this country great?//
And Will Ferrell not being a Christian is a problem for America? The country that’s supposed to NOT care about your religion because it’s supposed to be the land of the free?
//Aren’t you worried about the things that threaten to destroy us?//
The only things that are really threatening to destroy us are the giant death rays in comic books and fiction (read: NOT REAL). The actual threats come from a giant conglomeration of random things that are fucking up everything. You, however, believe that anything liberal is out to destroy America and that anything that isn’t Christian, or rather YOUR SPECIFIC brand of Christianity, is liberal and thus evil. So, no, I don’t worry about the goddamn boogeyman because I know what an actual threat is, while you’re just a blind, old man-child who whines and cries whenever you don’t get your way.
//For once, Comedian, I would like you to open your heart to the real issues of the day and the things I write about instead of making this a cult of personality here on Christwire.//
A ‘cult of personality’? What the hell does that even mean? Jackass, do you completely forget to make sense about half-way through your life? It’s the only thing that DOES make sense about you; that you just went and lost all of your intelligence sometime after High School.
And what real issues? The fact that people want to be happy? The fact that both Republican and Democrat parties are screwing up this nation and acting like children when you assume that it’s just liberals who are screwing things up? I mean, you’re the one who doesn’t know what’s right or wrong anymore, so do me a favor and get some common sense.
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Case in point: you’d rather waste ten paragraphs talking about me instead of Will Ferrell. You’re delusional.
If America were to drop religion altogether, what would guide us? How would we learn about morality and ethics? And if were to turn our backs on God, would he not punish us? You even seem to forget all the great charity work Christians do in this nation, from feeding the homeless to helping the poor, from drug rehabilitation to political drives.
You reference to big corporations taking over America is an interesting one. Of course those of us in the Tea Party have been saying this for years, but thanks for trying to hijack this idea as your own invention.
As for “Cult of Personality” I’m rather surprised an educated middle person such as yourself has never heard of the phrase. It’s quite common in historical analysis. Maybe you’re not as intelligent as I had once thought. A pity, really.
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1:51 am
//Case in point: you’d rather waste ten paragraphs talking about me instead of Will Ferrell. You’re delusional.//
Because I don’t have an issue with Will Ferrell and you’re just lying out of your ass to insult him. You’re expecting me to just roll with your bullshit and lies and when I don’t, you call me delusional. Care to explain how you confused two different people who look nothing alike when you went and put those pictures up?
//If America were to drop religion altogether, what would guide us? How would we learn about morality and ethics? And if were to turn our backs on God, would he not punish us?//
You DO realize that religion can CHANGE WITH THE TIMES, right? Of course not, you think the Dark Ages were the best times in the history of man kind.
//You even seem to forget all the great charity work Christians do in this nation, from feeding the homeless to helping the poor, from drug rehabilitation to political drives.//
That’s what good Christians do, that’s not what you do. You sit on your fat, lazy ass stuffing cheeseburgers into your face while you bitch about Hollywood celebrities and then insult people who don’t believe that your way of life is the Christian way.
//You reference to big corporations taking over America is an interesting one. Of course those of us in the Tea Party have been saying this for years, but thanks for trying to hijack this idea as your own invention.//
You’re blaming corporations, I’m blaming everything on a whole. You think the big buck companies are ruining America, while I think it’s because of shitty people like you. There’s a difference between my views and yours.
//As for “Cult of Personality” I’m rather surprised an educated middle person such as yourself has never heard of the phrase. It’s quite common in historical analysis.//
I did a bit of research on it, and explain how I’m trying to make myself look like a hero? I’m just saying that you’re a terrible person who needs to be locked up and kept away from society. I’ve got my faults and I admit to them. You, however, are so hellbent on keeping your pride that you refuse to ever admit that you’re wrong, even when you blatantly lie.
//Maybe you’re not as intelligent as I had once thought. A pity, really.//
You think anyone who doesn’t have the same mentality as you is a retarded child. You held no respect for me whatsoever. It’s ironic, actually, you misuse words all the time, can’t tell people apart, and you believe what’s wrong all the time, yet you call other people stupid.
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11:43 am
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/
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12:54 pm
^Trojan horse link. Verified.
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1:54 pm
You can’t seem to stop lying, Boners. That links to the Internet Movie Database, possibly the #1 go-to site for info about actors, movies, television shows, etc. It’s 100% safe.
You’re pathetic.
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1:49 pm
Claire you are an odd duck. Your personal mission seems to be to get people to click off this site. You’re a needy person, aren’t you? Do you have trouble focusing on journalism that extends beyond 12 words?
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1:56 pm
I’m simply providing proof that you posted pictures of the wrong person.
The sad thing is that this is the THIRD time you’ve done such a thing.
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1:53 pm
//As critic Ted Baehr has noted: //
I’m going to stop you right there. I don’t know if you know this, but Ted Baehr doesn’t even watch the movies he reviews, he watches the trailers and assumes that everything IN the trailer IS the movie, and on the rare occasion he DOES go and see a movie, he falls flat on his face by sleeping through half of it or watches it while drunk.
Want proof? Pick a movie he’s seen, don’t read the review, and go watch it (let’s say, TMNT, that’s a good one that you might actually be able to sit through). THEN read the review and see if you can point out the errors. Here’s a tiny little preview of what you’re in for; apparently Ted believes that a message about being with family is also tied with ‘romantic Pagan views’.
Of course, I have the feeling that you’re just going to act like the blind little sheep that you are and ignore this.
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3:30 pm
Ted writes for one of the few news organization brave enough to cut through the liberal talking points to find the truth. He is a highly distinguished writer and I doubt he would take your libel sitting down. You would be lucky to become a tenth of the man he is.
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4:09 pm
Ted’s an idiot who doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about, and he flat-out LIES in his reviews. Not only does he not know the names of one of the characters in a movie, he even misplaces an event that’s a particularly big part of the movie! ‘Highly distinguished writer’ my ass, he’s an idiot! Who in their right mind would watch a movie and blatantly ignore EVERYTHING and throw in conspiracy theories just because they can’t find the actual faults with the movie? The answer: no one, so Ted ISN’T in his right mind in the first place, and the fact that you look up to him proves that you’re just as fucking insane as he is.
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4:47 pm
People will agree with an idiot and even praise him so long as their fundamental religious short-sighted views are agreed upon. They’ll commonly forsake humanity, common sense, and ethics so long as they can hold onto this bronze age fear. And then, in response to people calling them on it, they either call thim heathens or “pray” for them.
Which is hillarious, because Praying is the best way to make doing absolutely NOTHING seem like an accomplishment. It is sad.
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4:50 pm
There are many many studies that show prayer has a positive and effective affect on the outcome of events. It is a dynamic force of God.
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3:50 pm
I suppose you want all these reviews panegyric of your favorites.
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4:00 pm
Typical, “Comedienne.” You disagree with the reviews, so you label the reviewer a drunk. Very funny. I will pray for you.
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3:47 pm
This seems like a lot of work for trolling. To each there own I guess.
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3:54 pm
Gay
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3:50 pm
All of these back & fourth about imdb.com being a trojan site are rediculous, Internet Movie Database is a legit site and fear mongering with lies won’t make you look any smarter “Bowers”. And “forsaking” christians? You arrogant idiots. Since when does Will Ferrell owe the christian community anything? That scene was hillarious, as is most of the film. If you can’t take a joke then don’t watch the movie. But don’t get on a tirade like this article tries to display. The most close minded, offensive, prejudiced, and down right cruel warmongers I’ve seen in the media, my own family, and politics hide behind a guise of “Christ’s word”. So why don’t you start with the ones who are actually giving your religion a bad name and leave a freaking COMEDIAN alone!
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4:49 pm
I always thought Farrel looked a bit like a simian in his appearances.
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6:51 pm
You misspell a man’s name when it’s prominently displayed AT THE TOP OF YOUR BROWSER.
And what the hell is that statement even supposed to mean?
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5:11 pm
I am leaving this sight. I just spent an hour here reading these comments and I am horrified that people actually think this way. You people are unbelievable. I’m ashamed, truly, of the sheer stupidity that I am reading in this forum.
Please, pick up a book that ISN’T the bible and learn to think for yourselves.
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5:23 pm
Site*
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5:58 pm
A hole hour lost playing swords, no doubt.
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8:12 pm
Simian means monkey. Will Ferrel looks like a monkey is what Adam is saying and I do see the point.
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8:18 pm
Well if your only looking at the pics he posted, that’s not Will Ferrell.
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8:29 pm
I get what the sentence means, but what the hell is it’s purpose? Was it just a random comment that he felt the need to say?
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8:47 pm
What is the purpose of anything you post, L.N.?
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8:49 pm
L.N is a satanistic atheist he hates God and he enjoys persecuting Christians.
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8:53 pm
You enjoy persecuting non-Christians and hate everything non-Christian, and explain how people who don’t believe in God or Satan worship, well, Satan?
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8:53 pm
To prove that you’re all a bunch of idiots to yourselves. By the way, weren’t you supposed to rename yourself Tim?
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8:57 pm
I think you need a new profile pic Tom you really do look like a creep in that one.
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8:56 pm
The purpose was to leave his thoughts. That is a first amendment right it seems you liberals hate with all your hell-bound hearts.
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9:00 pm
It was random as fuck, and how are liberals hating on first amendment rights when you all have said several times that you want to limit freedoms and rights to just Christians? The right to marry, vote, learn, anything, you all think that you’re the only ones to deserve it.
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8:37 pm
This Ferrel “person” is clearly a danger to our Christian society. I will boycott all his movies.
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8:54 pm
And you’ll go nowhere except the looney bin.
Actually, you know what, go ahead and do that, it’ll take you away from society for awhile.
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9:17 pm
YOU are the one that is crazy.
Atheism is a delusional, crazy and irrational religion, you need urgent psychiatric treatment.
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9:24 pm
Atheism is not a religion, it’s lack of one, believing in nothing, heaven or hell.
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9:33 pm
They worship evolution, science and their prophet is Charles Darwin.
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9:38 pm
‘worship’ and ‘believe in’ are two different things. Atheists believe that science and evolution is right, and the very core of those two things is that if new information is obtained, then the facts change to include that information. If you worship something, then your entire life revolves around that thing, and atheists don’t run around with any book about evolution like nutjobs like you do with your bible.
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9:41 pm
I believe in evolution, and science but I don’t worship it. Of course I’m not atheist, but that’s besides the point.
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9:54 pm
Shannon: if you believe in science, why do you believe in witchcraft and magic ?
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9:57 pm
Because it’s a manipulation on nature, nature is science, kinda goes hand in hand.
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9:59 pm
CI, there are people who believe in science AND religion, they aren’t two exclusive things.
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10:04 pm
“Because it’s a manipulation on nature, nature is science, kinda goes hand in hand”
I am not sure who is crazier you or L.N…
“CI, there are people who believe in science AND religion, they aren’t two exclusive things.”
I don’t believe in science.
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10:10 pm
Just because you don’t understand it does not make the ones who do crazy. Kinda makes you crazy that you refuse to try.
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10:17 pm
“I don’t believe in science.”
If you’re going to be ignorant about science, something that’s proven right on a daily basis, then don’t be surprised when people start hating morons like you, and don’t blame them.
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10:28 pm
“don’t be surprised when people start hating morons like you, and don’t blame them.”
I am glad you finally admit that you hate Christians. You are proof that atheism/evolution is a religion of hate and intolerance.
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10:31 pm
“I am glad you finally admit that you hate Christians. You are proof that atheism/evolution is a religion of hate and intolerance.”
‘then don’t be surprised when people start hating morons like you,’
How does that sentence infer that I hate Christians? Oh, I’ll admit I hate you, but that’s because you’re a retard that gives Christians a bad name. Especially when you can’t work out the difference between religion and lack of religion.
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9:32 pm
You’re telling me that I need psychiatric help when you can’t even define atheism properly, and after being told MANY times in the past what the proper definition of atheism is, you STILL insist that it’s a religion.
You and Tyson need to go back to elementary school. You don’t know what the hell Atheism is, and Tyson insists that Lollapalooza is spelled with the letters ‘s’, ‘t’, and ‘n’ somewhere in there.
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9:37 pm
I am a Christian..but after reading the things that the “Christian” men and women have written on here…I can understand why no one else on Earth would EVER want to be associated with the Christian faith. If this is the BEST we can do to “convert” people..something it wrong.
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11:12 pm
It is through Ferrell’s sick and demented mind that we were exposed to the character “Jean Girard.” Farrell took everything that a wholesome Christian Southern Man loathes about society and godlessness and created this character.
“Jean Girard” is a homogay French formula one driver that enters NASCAR for the sole purpose of insulting American sensibilities and scratching up Lynyrd Skynyrd records in lieu of liberal Coltrane lounge music. He even drives a Toyota NASCAR sponsored by Perrier Water, the choice of homogays around the world.
The ball is now in the court of America’s parents. Where will your ears be when the cries of your sons scream out from the backseat of some foreign car as he’s plundered by homogay pit members’ members?
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12:37 am
This is some of the dumbest stuff I have ever read. You people are not Christians from what I have read in this site most of you no nothing about the Bible. The stuff you do no or talk about is all old Testament, but though Christ that is all different. He are not suppose to judge people baised on size, color of the skin, or whatever they believe in. And if you know a non follower you don’t hate them, but rather don’t hold them to the same standor you do for other Christians.
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12:40 am
Sorry for the spelling mistakes should have read though before posting, and not write a comment on my phone.
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12:38 am
I never liked this Will Ferrell character, and your article makes clear what I only sensed. He is not an all-american read blooded male, if you know what I mean. Never watched his movies and never will, at least after I saw him parade around as a prissy gay cheerleader on Saturday Night Liberal.
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12:40 am
‘I’ve never seen him at all, nor have I ever really heard of him, but because someone said that he’s not good, I hate him with a fiery passion!’
Because that makes total sense.
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1:05 am
I’ve done deep research on the pages of Christwire. I never saw Hitler or Obama, but I know that these are evil and dangerous men.
LN, if you would educate yourself more, you wouldn’t be so trusting and naive.
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1:17 am
You read one blog post by an idiot who trusts Baehr (and yeah, I’ve read some of his reviews, dear lord he couldn’t be farther from the truth), and you think you know everything there is to know about Will Ferrell. You’re the naive one here.
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1:04 am
“Ferrell is the terrorist whose mugshot we see on the nightly news.”
How would you know? Apparently, you think I’m Ron Perlman.
“…this man grew up in a Christian world, born to a father who himself was a famous Christian performer.”
He was the saxophonist for the Righteous Brothers, a band named by a group of marines they played for at a bar.
“Even women find much to fetishize in his prodigious, unathletic body.”
I should say so…just ask my beautiful wife.
“…a man who has never exhibited one iota of intellectual depth.”
Except for, you know, graduating from the University of Southern California. Also, I was ranked #17 on EW’s The 50 Smartest People in Hollywood in 2007…although I’ve never had to bust that statistic out to prove a point before now.
“Some strange craving forces him needlessly close to our television screens.”
While those are actually pictures of me (bravo, by the way), notice that the pictures are a rational distance away. Also, I have no say in the camera’s proximity to my face during my tv appearances.
“Does he, too, dream of a radical cult of destruction?”
Oh, how I wish you could hear how hard I laughed at that line. NICE portrayal of a clear and present danger, sir.
In short, believe what you will about me. Say what you want about me. Mistake me for Ron Perlman and think that I was ever in Hellboy and Sons of Anarchy if it tickles you pink. The point is, if you truly think I’m this terrible of a person, attempting to defame me with ludicrous insults and long strings of 2-bit adjectives only serves to make you look petty.
You think I destroyed the reputation of the South for my portrayal of a reckless-driving man-boy? I’d say the Dukes of Hazard did worse. You think Hollywood is some sort of moral antichrist hell-bent on the destruction of your morals and values? What kind of agenda do you think Hollywood has besides making bank? You think I’m giving Christians a bad name by attempting a humorous parody of prayer in a fictional movie? I’d say you’re giving Christians a bad name by digitally spewing nonsensical slander regarding a family man.
To sum it all up, “we wrestle not against flesh and blood,” so stop portraying man as the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy, and I’m seeing it run rampant throughout this entire page.
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1:42 am
Yeah, He’s a family man that lets his best friend hold his wife’s hair while he fornicates her on the dinner table in front of her father and two spoiled children.
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1:44 am
I’d find this reply to be very intriguing if I didn’t know that Mr. Billings conducts the highest amount of research on this site and possibly the highest amount on 95% of the Interwebs News sites.
You sir, fake Will Ferrell, are just proving the point that his fans have fallen for his “act” of the “wholesome buffoon”. I will pray for you.
P.S. Stop watching Funnyordie.com
It will cause seizures and make you believe you actually are Will Ferrell.
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1:55 am
Billings conducts the highest amount of research here? Jesus Christ that’s scary. If he can’t even tell the difference between Ron Pearlman and Will Ferrell, then no wonder the rest of you all are bat-shit insane. That helps explain why Tyson can’t spell Lollapalooza, he insists that s, t, and n are in there somewhere.
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2:00 am
Dear Mr. Ferrell,
I am humbled by your apology and truly believe there may be some hope for soul, despite all the horrors you have wrought upon our once great culture. Humility is one of the basic tenets of Christianity and the hardest to master. I realize you want to make amends, but bragging about your California college experience and sex with your wife is wholly inappropriate on a website aimed at Christian families.
One significant element of my commentary on your ridiculous lifestyle that I would like to return to is your awful temper. Clearly that is evidenced by your irrational tirade posted here. I can feel the heat of your seething breath against me, the spray from your foul mouth dampening my face and rippling down my chest, my adrenaline pumping, my heart ready to burst from my flannel nightshirt… No, I’m sorry… It’s all too horrible for me to imagine.
You are a strange man. Maybe even an angry man. Why are you so upset with this world? You seem to have success and the attention of America’s youth. Is it that you lack something deeper? Do you crave something grand and overwhelming, burning hot and glorious in your depths of your soul? Do not be worried. This is common even for those of us on the forefront of the Evangelical movement. I can’t tell you how many 4ams I’ve woken up with such an intense need to be filled with the love of a higher being. Please let me help you. I really wish to press you against my bosom and let you weep. It would be a miraculous experience for us both.
With love,
Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist
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2:18 am
//I am humbled by your apology and truly believe there may be some hope for soul, despite all the horrors you have wrought upon our once great culture.//
Retard, at what point did he apologize? Not only that, the dude was clearly trashing your ‘article’, you literally did not read one single sentence that he wrote!
//Humility is one of the basic tenets of Christianity and the hardest to master.//
And it’s clearly the one you refuse to ever get near.
//I realize you want to make amends, but bragging about your California college experience and sex with your wife is wholly inappropriate on a website aimed at Christian families.//
This coming from a man who writes gay porn and posts it on a christian web site and claims to be gay.
//One significant element of my commentary on your ridiculous lifestyle that I would like to return to is your awful temper.//
You don’t even know the guy, how the hell can you even sit there and act like you do?
//Clearly that is evidenced by your irrational tirade posted here. I can feel the heat of your seething breath against me, the spray from your foul mouth dampening my face and rippling down my chest, my adrenaline pumping, my heart ready to burst from my flannel nightshirt… No, I’m sorry… It’s all too horrible for me to imagine.//
You just jerked off while writing that, didn’t you?
//You are a strange man. Maybe even an angry man. Why are you so upset with this world?//
Why do you insist on writing gay fiction while bitching about gay people?
//You seem to have success and the attention of America’s youth. Is it that you lack something deeper?//
What does being popular with teenagers have to do with lacking something deeper?
//Do you crave something grand and overwhelming, burning hot and glorious in your depths of your soul? Do not be worried. This is common even for those of us on the forefront of the Evangelical movement. I can’t tell you how many 4ams I’ve woken up with such an intense need to be filled with the love of a higher being. Please let me help you. I really wish to press you against my bosom and let you weep. It would be a miraculous experience for us both.//
So, in short, your mother doesn’t love you, you’re a gay man who desperately wishes to be let out of the closet, and you want to bone Will Ferrell.
//Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist//
No, it’s ‘Stevie the Wonder Clown, charged with pedophilia and fraud’. That’s what your signature is supposed to be like.
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6:34 am
Stephenson is this you on another site with the same name claiming your site is a fake?
http://gratuity.wordpress.com/
Look about 2/3 of the way down right above the Bush Video embed. The author of the name “Billings” with your same picture says, “I could say I had an idea, but that would be lying. As a former frequent Focus On The Family website lurker, I’m used to reading bedwetting rants about the evils of things such as Harry Potter (witchcraft) or avocados (californian). The christwire articles, while ridiculous, are really well done. The only satirical inkling I even had concerned the pictures of the authors. D’oh!
So touche, christwire. You certainly took this elitist, lecherous critic down a peg.”
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6:39 am
Nope not him.
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6:43 am
Can you prove that?
Also get a little more creative with your names, Abigail Williams is a character in the play the Crucible, also your picture coincidently is of Nicole Ehinger playing Abigail in the 2010 film ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Williams
Atleast try and be sneaky about your pictures…
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6:48 am
I do not own a camera, sorry.
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12:48 pm
That’s someone writing about Christwire and about me. I realize the prose is almost as horrible as the web design and it can be confusing. It took me several minutes to even find the section you were referring to. In any event, I wouldn’t waste your time. That writer seems a bit deranged and the green borders on that site make me nauseous.
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11:35 am
A: I did not apologize. I have nothing to apologize for. I’m a man making a living.
B: I never write while angry. I wrote the whole thing chuckling over how silly the whole thing is. Also, I found your description of me being angry a little…perverted.
C: I never said anything about sex with my wife. Again…perverted.
D: Neoconstipated, those were not my wife and children and John C. Reilly is not my best friend. You DO know the difference between media and reality, don’t you?
E: None of what I wrote could be considered an irrational tirade. If you look closely at what I wrote versus what you wrote, you’d see you wrote an article, not looking to inspire and build people up but to tear one in particular down.
F: You really wish to press me against your bosom and let me weep?…dude, what kind of “investigative journalism” are you doing?…you yankin’ and spankin’ while preaching here, pastor?
G: Come on, dude. It’s the internet. I’m not Will Ferrell.
As a CHRISTIAN MAN you are called to bless and not curse. Your entire article does nothing to bless. It only curses. Sorry Mr. Billings, but you stand in direct opposition to what the King of Kings and Lord of Lords intended for us as brothers.
P.S. The irony of this is that I’m an award-winning journalist that just interviewed Will Ferrell. He’s a down-to-Earth, upright man with a wonderful family. He’s nothing like the men he portrays on screen. You’d do well to not get all hot-and-bothered over a fella you’ve clearly never met or cared to meet.
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12:57 pm
My mistake but would it really be so surprising if Mr. Ferrell did indeed read this site? We have many esteemed readers, from Karl Rove (he’s also one of our Twitter subscribers by the way) and liberal comedienne Roseanne Arnold (though she was rather rude about our humble site) and even Roger Ebert, the film critic, who has praised the writers her effusively. I’m not really into that whole celebrity culture thing, but when the truths you speak are as impressive as they are here at Christwire, you’re bound to attract people from all walks of life. That’s what we’re all about here, sharing that love.
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1:02 pm
You spelled hate wrong.
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1:25 pm
I can spell “hate”, C L A I R E.
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1:36 pm
Wasn’t talking to you Tyson, and if you don’t get what I meant your pretty dense.
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2:09 pm
Dude, me and Shannon are not the same person.
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2:11 pm
Ferrell has directly stolen a few of our videos and articles.
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2:16 pm
Apparently Stevie doesn’t recognize that if you spout out horrible bullshit, that you’re bound to be pointed and laughed at, and that word will get out if you decide to say shit about someone famous. Not surprising, since he can’t tell when someone’s actually apologizing or not since he doesn’t read.
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4:18 pm
Roger Ebert has praised your writers here effusively, has he?
No, actually, he hasn’t. And I would know. Also, if you’re not really into the whole “celebrity culture thing,” maybe you shouldn’t make a habit of using religious means to criticize it, you Pharisee. There’s nothing in the article that espouses the virtues of Christianity as anything more than sniveling sitting on their hands and yelling about how Hollywood character actors are destroying what makes America great.
Bummer, dude. You just been served.
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4:36 pm
If you enjoy being ‘fellated’ by a geriatric, that’s on you, Will.
But your very fragile ego, being bolstered by the reviews of a man who dared blaspheme our journalism: http://christwire.org/2009/11/roger-ebert-dares-blaspheme-christwire-on-twitter/ shows that you too need help in one realization.
Satan loves producing deceptive movies and is planning the greatest of all blockbusters: it’s called Armageddon. And he wants his theaters of hell filled to the brim as God ironically casts down brimstone and spent embers of Emmy awards upon hell’s main constituents: joke-stealing celebrities who play the same out-of-place character in every movie, but are marginally funny enough to profit and get reviews from critiques.
Will, walk toward the light and be like Kirk Cameron. Turn your heart to producing quality films that will help people reach heaven. You may even help yours elf.
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4:41 pm
Listen fake Will Ferrell, you were cute in the beginning but now you’re getting on my nerves. No one here thinks you’re funny, nor interesting, nor vaguely intelligent. Everything I have typed is the truth and you are such an incredible failure at everything in life, all you can do is pick out one half a sentence of mine and go on a rampage. Why didn’t you pick out Rove or Roseanne? Who knows, you’re leaking conspiracy theories as you go along. You obviously don’t know anything about the internet or even about the big bad world out there. And yes, if you bothered to act like an adult for three seconds you would have easily found that Mr. Ebert has indeed praised this humble site. You are pathetic.
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4:52 pm
//Listen fake Will Ferrell, you were cute in the beginning but now you’re getting on my nerves.//
And you get on the nerves of every decent human being.
//No one here thinks you’re funny, nor interesting, nor vaguely intelligent.//
No one here thinks you’re intelligent whatsoever, and no one here believes your claim of being straight.
//Everything I have typed is the truth and you are such an incredible failure at everything in life, all you can do is pick out one half a sentence of mine and go on a rampage.//
1. Everything you type here is a lie and shows how mental you are.
2. I do believe that the person posting as Will Ferrell has picked out more than just half a sentence of yours.
3. YOU are the one who can’t even be bothered to read everything in full. You thought someone was apologizing to you when they were really insulting you. You can’t tell fantasy from reality!
//Who knows, you’re leaking conspiracy theories as you go along.//
Sounds a lot like you and your friends.
//You obviously don’t know anything about the internet or even about the big bad world out there.//
This coming from the idiot who thinks that ads are based on sites that people visited in the past and NOT on the page’s current hot word list, AND thinks anything non-Christian is pure evil.
//And yes, if you bothered to act like an adult for three seconds you would have easily found that Mr. Ebert has indeed praised this humble site. You are pathetic.//
You’re the one who screams like a retarded monkey whenever things don’t go your way, you’re the one who insists that anything that isn’t Christian is something that needs to be burned, you can barely carry a conversation with someone without bursting into flames about how you think they’re an idiot, you can’t even read properly. And do show me where Ebert praised this site, the link that Mike posted clearly shows that he’s laughing at this site for it’s stupidity because he compared it to the Onion.
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5:04 pm
You little punk, if I wasnt a Christian I’d believe we’re related to the monkeys because you sure act like a primate. Do you play with your feces, you sick little freak? You are foul in each and every way, this is not one word of your hate filled comment that would stand the light of day but when was the last time you crept out of your house before noon and actually contributed something to this world, helped the homeless, showed some love to your fellows, even maybe praised God’s gifts that abound around us? Ever? You are sickening and genuinely sick in the head, completely insane and it shows how much liberalism is like a gonorrhea since you’re the one always leaking your puss all over this site you piece of grabage you are worse than the Clintons.
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5:11 pm
//You little punk, if I wasnt a Christian I’d believe we’re related to the monkeys because you sure act like a primate.//
This coming from the man-child who rages about whenever things don’t go his way. Go cry to your mother.
//Do you play with your feces, you sick little freak?//
Stevie, is there something you need to tell to a psychiatrist?
//You are foul in each and every way, this is not one word of your hate filled comment that would stand the light of day but when was the last time you crept out of your house before noon and actually contributed something to this world, helped the homeless, showed some love to your fellows, even maybe praised God’s gifts that abound around us? Ever?//
Just the other day if you must know. And the day before that. And the day before that, and so on. When was the last time you stepped out of your house to do anything other than go and run for Cheeseburgers or molest little boys?
//You are sickening and genuinely sick in the head, completely insane and it shows how much liberalism is like a gonorrhea since you’re the one always leaking your puss all over this site you piece of grabage you are worse than the Clintons.//
See, that’s what I mean, you’re so much of a child that whenever tells you the truth about yourself, you resort to attacking them simply because you can’t disprove the fact that you’re a bitter old man who doesn’t know the meaning of love. All you do is hate hate hate hate hate hate hate. You can’t stand the idea of other people being happy, you refuse to adapt to new situations, and your ego is the size of the fucking sun with no reason. All you do is lie out of your ass and want this country under your rule. You have flat out admitted this in the past and even insulted a military soldier who had the guts to go and do what you could never have the nerve to do; fight. You’re a sick and pathetic piece of shit that needs to be eradicated from the world.
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6:08 pm
Looks like Billings forgot to take his medication today. It’s only a matter of time before he flies off the handle and starts screaming things like “COMEDIAN I’M ONLY TRYING TO SAVE YOUR ETERNAL SOUL AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN YOU SPIT IN MY FACE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU LITTLE PUNK I’M SICK OF IT AND I HAVE AN AILING MOTHER AT HOME AND I HAVE INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASE AND YOUR WORDS DO NOTHING BUT RILE ME UP AND MAKE ME POOP BLOOD SO GO AWAY AWAY AWAY!!!”
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6:24 pm
Maybe we should take it easy on him, Comedian. He seems like he’s leaking God’s love at an alarming rate, resorting to calling me unintelligent, unfunny and uninteresting and you a sick monkey-punk.
P.S., Mr. Billings; I picked out Roger Ebert because I know him personally and asked him what he thought about your page. Have you ever seen an old man do a spit-take from laughter? I would have commented on Roseanne and Rove, but I had no desire to because no one cares about either of them…or this site for that matter, it turns out.
Try not to get too much angry spittle on the keyboard when you pound out your next furious reply, you crazy old honky.
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2:57 am
You kids are young and have a lot to learn about this world. I am amazed daily at how insipid and selfish you are despite all the great gifts the adults of America have given you. Ungrateful and ignorant. It’s unfathomable. You should be down on your knees thanking us for making this world safe and for promoting freedom and liberty. Instead we get physical threats and sexual depravity. You’re pissing away your futures, you little freaks. WHen you’re older maybe you’ll learn. The world changes real quick once you start paying taxes and health care and mortgages on your own. You see the illegals and welfare queens are stealing everything good about America and pushing us to bankruptcy and the liberals don’t care, they actually want to see it happen! You’re all wicked, wicked people.
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3:10 am
//I am amazed daily at how insipid and selfish you are despite all the great gifts the adults of America have given you.//
You’re selfish, greedy, and hateful towards everything that America’s done lately, so don’t act all high and mighty.
//Ungrateful and ignorant. It’s unfathomable.//
Yeah, I know, you realizing that you’re an ignorant bastard will be a day that will never come.
//You should be down on your knees thanking us for making this world safe and for promoting freedom and liberty.//
What the fuck have you ever done with your life? All you’ve done is whine and bitch about how ‘liberals are ruining everything’ or that ‘everything is some kind of sex cult’. The only time you get off your fat ass is if you’re towed to McDonald’s and demand their entire stock of meat.
//Instead we get physical threats and sexual depravity.//
You get threatened because all you want to do is hate and limit the freedoms of people and lie because you claim that there’s nothing but sexual depravity running around like it’s the only thing people do anymore. Exactly what have you NOT said contained some kind of sexual activity involved with it? I’m willing to bet just the church since you’re so damned and determined to believe that all of those gay priests and holy men that you follow are really straight.
//You’re pissing away your futures, you little freaks.//
So us living our lives how we want to is pissing away our futures? Us living our lives in a way that doesn’t fit exactly the same as your ideal life is pissing away our futures? Not being a Christian jock that bullies everyone else and going out with the head cheerleader (like you fantasized about all the time) is pissing away our futures?
//WHen you’re older maybe you’ll learn.//
Well, I’d say the same to you, except you’re a 50 to 60 something year old man and you still don’t get that the times are changing.
//The world changes real quick once you start paying taxes and health care and mortgages on your own.//
I don’t even know why the hell you decided to add that, it’s not like there are people who take part of the things you hate that already deal with taxes and such.
//You see the illegals and welfare queens are stealing everything good about America and pushing us to bankruptcy and the liberals don’t care, they actually want to see it happen!//
Ok, explain WHY liberals WANT the destruction of America? And illegals and welfare aren’t taking up as much money as you want to think; the biggest reason why we’re in a recession is because your boyfriend that used to be in the white house went and fucked up everything because he can’t think.
//You’re all wicked, wicked people.//
You’re an evil human being who has no life.
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6:47 am
Why should I be sneaky?
Proof is a word, Abigial Williams is a name, what is your point?
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6:53 am
You used a picture off a wikipedia page that is of an actress who is playing a character with your name. Please tell me how this could have happened? Also it can’t be hacked/photoshoped/etc its a direct still of the movie…
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6:58 am
I do not have a camera, Abigail Williams is a screen name, alias, the photo represents the name Abigail Williams. Why should I be sneaky? What is your point? The article is about Will Ferret. Not Billings photo or my photo.
I am happy that your devil hacking allows you trace alias screen names, and photos and that you have a knack for pointing out the obvious.
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7:05 am
My point is that everyone of your ‘writers’ photos are from random photos of real people who are either dead/not in your business. Please stop the trolling, it really is getting old…
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7:08 am
Not into fishing.
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7:44 am
Your atheism is getting old and quite frankly, I find it rather offensive that you are making snide comments about my photo.
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8:06 am
Random photos? Is that like Sears? I’d like to know where you’ve seen these photos.
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6:55 am
You used a picture off a wikipedia page that is of an actress who is playing a character with your name. Please tell me how this could have happened? Also it can’t be hacked/photoshoped/etc its a direct still of the movie…
Also Blanche, is this you on a demotivational poster?
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7:03 am
Not Blanche, the eyes are wrong, also Blanche has lighter hair.
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8:07 am
I don’t have those earrings and it looks nothing like me.
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12:46 pm
Your senile.
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6:54 am
Also Blanche, is this you on a demotivational poster?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hiNaBFKBdMY/TZRYnWnJ66I/AAAAAAAAAXk/mJtFFxJGIXw/s1600/others%2Bbf.jpg
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7:04 am
This obviously not her, the nose is all wrong, also Blanche would never say that!
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8:10 am
If you are going to make posters for your sicko “M” camp outs with the other boys, try to find someone that will appreciate it. I do not, young man!
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11:42 am
I don’t see how those two images are alike.
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2:20 pm
You can’t spell ‘hate’ or ‘lollapalooza’, so I’m not surprised you can’t look at the same picture twice.
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7:06 am
Though, I do see a slight resemblance. They both have red lipstick.
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6:35 pm
I too see a resemblance. Since it’s exactly the same picture! And when Blanche say it “looks nothing like me,” is that the cartoon her? Or the real her? Or him? This is a satire site, obviously. BB could easily be a man. Or even worse, a black! Or a gay! Or a black gay!
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10:24 pm
Are you a doer of drugs?
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10:30 pm
did you realize your picture is stolen from something else
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4:35 am
Ummm, those pictures are not of Will Ferrel.
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4:37 am
Comedian: the liberal party is promoting the destruction of the United States with a multi-pronged effort. They are pushing us to bankruptcy with outdated social programs and free health care for illegals. At this very moment, Obama and his team are fighting to raise the debt ceiling which will have disastrous consequences for the economy. There is no way we can pay off this debt. What will inevitably result is that Obama will order the Fed to print more money, 12 trillion to be exact, and this will cause hyper-inflation. Essentially US currency will be worthless (in fact, it’s already worthless on a practical level since only 0.00001% is actually backed by real gold or silver).
The liberal have also taken aim at American society by denying our Christian heritage. It was the forward ideas of Christian Enlightenment thinkers that were the basis for colonial independence, the Constitution, Bill of Rights and all our most cherished foundation. We have thrived by the grace of God. Yet today, liberals and radical homosexuals want to throw that all away so they can rape children and do drugs.
Shockingly, liberals have given the Muslim element much support in the name of “multiculturalism”. They seem to think it’s allright to open our borders to terrorist cells. Do you understand that Islam is not even a religion? It’s a political cult whose aim is to destroy the infidel. Christianity is about love and faith. Outright violence is not supported in the Bible, yet in Islam it’s one of the basic beliefs. So here you have liberals wanting to embrace the Muslim and they get the ACLU to fight against so-called “discrimination” and racial profiling. You know what? if I got on a plane full of Arabs in turbans, I’d sure want to see some old fashioned racial profiling and I bet many of you liberals would want to too.
The endgame of this activity is that they want to burn America down so they can rebuild her as some socialist dictatorship with Obama as emperor.
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11:03 pm
//Comedian: the liberal party is promoting the destruction of the United States with a multi-pronged effort.//
No, you just don’t like how liberals do things, so you think they’re destroying America.
//They are pushing us to bankruptcy with outdated social programs and free health care for illegals.//
The free health care was aimed at people who can’t afford it, i.e. the extremely poor. It was in no way meant to be made for illegal citizens.
//At this very moment, Obama and his team are fighting to raise the debt ceiling which will have disastrous consequences for the economy. There is no way we can pay off this debt. What will inevitably result is that Obama will order the Fed to print more money, 12 trillion to be exact, and this will cause hyper-inflation. Essentially US currency will be worthless (in fact, it’s already worthless on a practical level since only 0.00001% is actually backed by real gold or silver).//
It’s a bad decision made by one liberal. There are plenty of liberals and conservatives who are against Obama, the dude is just trying his best (yet failing) to try and do good for this country. Both sides have stated that they’re not going to work with Obama, and they’re pretty much just delaying the issue until the elections. Saying that ALL liberals are bad is nothing more than a typical blanket statement that does nothing but make you look like an idiot.
//The liberal have also taken aim at American society by denying our Christian heritage. It was the forward ideas of Christian Enlightenment thinkers that were the basis for colonial independence, the Constitution, Bill of Rights and all our most cherished foundation. We have thrived by the grace of God. Yet today, liberals and radical homosexuals want to throw that all away so they can rape children and do drugs.//
Rape children? Explain. Oh, you mean allow homosexuals to be out and about? You DO realize that pedophilia and homosexuality are NOT the same, right? As for wanting to do drugs, here’s a news flash; you’re making shit up. Only a handful of people want to legalize drugs, liberal OR conservative and it usually boils down to just one: marijuana. Not surprising, since not only is there a drug that’s more powerful than marijuana, it’s also completely legal, and that marijuana also has various medical benefits as well for a select few cases.
And if you seriously want to start going on about liberals denying Christians, take a look at what YOU want to do. You want to: deny homosexuals the right to marry and join the armed forces, deny the freedom of speech by those who’s political affiliation is not your own, deny the freedom of religion to any other religion that isn’t Christianity, remove the freedom of the people to enjoy harmless entertainment, and you blame the ills of the world on things that have no relevance to the issue at hand.
//Shockingly, liberals have given the Muslim element much support in the name of “multiculturalism”. They seem to think it’s allright to open our borders to terrorist cells.//
Oh no! Liberals are all about EQUALITY! How DARE they!
//Do you understand that Islam is not even a religion? It’s a political cult whose aim is to destroy the infidel.//
Actually, it’s just the extremists that want to kill people, and it’s really no different than Christians. You believe that if people don’t worship and follow your sky wizard and his zombie son, that they’ll burn in hell for eternity. Do keep in mind that there’s also a LOT of violent punishment that was brought about in the books you follow (even though you shouldn’t since Jesus said those teachings were not his own) for even the simplest of things. Touched pig skin? Death. Wearing two different types of clothing material? Death. Using the same soil to grow two different things? Death. You want to talk about extreme ideas, go re-read the Old Testament. The extreme Muslims that show up on the news every so often, and especially in the past, do NOT reflect the rest of them.
//Christianity is about love and faith. Outright violence is not supported in the Bible//
Bullshit, go re-read the Old Testament.
// yet in Islam it’s one of the basic beliefs.//
Again, bullshit. Only the extremists believe in taking that sort of thing to it’s absolute, well, extreme. Much how like you want to cause harm to other people simply because they aren’t following your idea of what Christ would do today. Instead of physically attacking someone though, you verbally assault people and insult them.
//So here you have liberals wanting to embrace the Muslim and they get the ACLU to fight against so-called “discrimination” and racial profiling.//
That’s because racial profiling does nothing but cause harm, and when you want to repair things, one thing you DON’T want to do in the process is damage things even more. That’s what racial profiling does, and it doesn’t even work. Terrorism doesn’t come from a Middle Eastern man, it comes from anywhere and at any time. Hell, YOU are a terrorist yourself! You use terror and fear to try and control the masses, you will manipulate information and lie just to scare people and get them to believe that you’re right just so you can push forward with your agenda of limiting the freedoms of people, all because you can’t stand the idea of people being happy with things you don’t like.
//You know what? if I got on a plane full of Arabs in turbans, I’d sure want to see some old fashioned racial profiling and I bet many of you liberals would want to too.//
Sure is racist in here. And no, I wouldn’t want to see racial profiling, because in your poorly designed example, -I- would be the odd one out, but even then, you’re just assuming that all people work the same, that all Arabic people are terrorists. It’s because of people like YOU that bad shit goes on in this world, all because you can’t stand things that are different.
//The endgame of this activity is that they want to burn America down so they can rebuild her as some socialist dictatorship with Obama as emperor.//
Uh no, that’s just some conspiracy theory that you have just because you think everyone’s the same. Here’s a shocker; there are quite a few democrats, both citizens and politicians, that hate Obama. Not every democrat is going to agree with Obama on the things he brings up. Likewise, not every republican is going to disagree with Obama on those same issues. Stop thinking that every group is some kind of hive-mind and you might understand how the world works, asshole.
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6:33 pm
Comedian, I fucking love you.
I love it when ignorant individuals claiming to do as they do in the act of righteousness are shown (however much they deny it) their errors.
This whole argument was hilarious, and I am pretty damn sure he never said anything relevant at all.
Regards,
TGA
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6:38 pm
Please don’t encourage our resident California freak-out fiend. He clearly is in over his head when faced with honest AMerican feelings.
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