We have long been aware of the many dangers of M’ing to internet porn (or “pr0n,” as youngsters these days are saying). However, recent evidence suggests that looking at internet porn actually renders its victims blind. Take a look:
According to a study conducted at Yale, viewing erotic or gory images causes the brain to stop processing visual input for a period of time, up to 800 milliseconds.
The article cites temporary blindness as a side effect of witnessing explicit sexual acts, as well as strong violence (which in porn, are usually the same thing). I can only assume that if one were to continue viewing it, the effect would be permanent.
This adds just one more piece to the ever-increasing mountain of evidence that pornography is the work of the devil. He will attempt to seduce you with succulent images of fleshy, wet fornication, with superfluous amounts of bodily fluids flying every which direction, because he knows that GOD BLINDS THE WICKED! We would all do well to remember the story of Saul, who persecuted Christians (which is exactly what one does when M’ing):
3 As he neared Damascus on his journey, suddenly a light from heaven flashed around him. 4 He fell to the ground and heard a voice say to him, “Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?”
5 “Who are you, Lord?” Saul asked.
“I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting,” he replied. 6 “Now get up and go into the city, and you will be told what you must do.”
7 The men traveling with Saul stood there speechless; they heard the sound but did not see anyone. 8 Saul got up from the ground, but when he opened his eyes he could see nothing. So they led him by the hand into Damascus. 9 For three days he was blind, and did not eat or drink anything.
The connection is indisputable. Additional masturbatory symptoms include growing hair on the palms of one’s hands, degradation of the soul, and conversion to Communism. I call upon all of you to protest this abominable tradition. Protect your children from blindness!