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We have long been aware of the many dangers of M’ing to internet porn (or “pr0n,” as youngsters these days are saying). However, recent evidence suggests that looking at internet porn actually renders its victims blind. Take a look:
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2005/08/science-20050820.ars
According to a study conducted at Yale, viewing erotic or gory images causes the brain to stop processing visual input for a period of time, up to 800 milliseconds.
The article cites temporary blindness as a side effect of witnessing explicit sexual acts, as well as strong violence (which in porn, are usually the same thing). I can only assume that if one were to continue viewing it, the effect would be permanent.
This adds just one more piece to the ever-increasing mountain of evidence that pornography is the work of the devil. He will attempt to seduce you with succulent images of fleshy, wet fornication, with superfluous amounts of bodily fluids flying every which direction, because he knows that GOD BLINDS THE WICKED! We would all do well to remember the story of Saul, who persecuted Christians (which is exactly what one does when M’ing):
3 As he neared Damascus on his journey, suddenly a light from heaven flashed around him. 4 He fell to the ground and heard a voice say to him, “Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?”
5 “Who are you, Lord?” Saul asked.
“I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting,” he replied. 6 “Now get up and go into the city, and you will be told what you must do.”
7 The men traveling with Saul stood there speechless; they heard the sound but did not see anyone. 8 Saul got up from the ground, but when he opened his eyes he could see nothing. So they led him by the hand into Damascus. 9 For three days he was blind, and did not eat or drink anything.
The connection is indisputable. Additional masturbatory symptoms include growing hair on the palms of one’s hands, degradation of the soul, and conversion to Communism. I call upon all of you to protest this abominable tradition. Protect your children from blindness!
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8:12 pm
Im not blind and i watch gay porn all the time.
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9:43 pm
dont we all?
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10:45 pm
That’s actually true, except the entire “the effect increases with exposure” thing. Your brain will adjust itself to the images, and the effect will leave. I noticed a sort of disconnect the first time I watched porn. It was pretty damn awesome. The effect is gone now, though. Ah, well.
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10:55 pm
Your just being a bunch of prudes! Let people watch what they want to watch.
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7:57 am
And as they do, let them be cast unto the fiery pit for sinning. For that assuredly will be their destination for watching smut.
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12:57 pm
its them who will be casted in “hell” not you so shut up about it
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5:12 pm
It’s considered a charitable act in the Christian community to warn thy neighbor of the potential dangers of their less savory habits. An act of love, you might say. If they heed your warning and change their ways, then they are saved and you have done your job as a messenger of Christ.
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11:21 pm
This is a constant danger to the Christian family. The mother of my boys monitors them constantly to make sure that their hands never graze their sex parts.
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11:42 pm
It’s well known that Saul masturbated to pornographic representations scrolled on papyrus during his travels to Damascus.
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2:40 am
Your eyes also stop seeing for a fraction of a second whenever you move them. By your own logic, we can only assume that the more you move your eyes, the longer the time becomes, until we eventually go blind!
Please, for the love of all that you hold dear, do some proper research and don’t speak out of ignorance, taking one line from a study and using it to justify. It would be like me using a passage from the bible, such as Deuteronomy 21:18-21 to justify that the entire bible is evil, when there are a lot of good points in it as well.
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4:31 am
Turning on electronic lights after being in the dark causes blindness for a few seconds, and if bright enough of a transition, this can last up to minutes. In other words, we have only two options. Either eyes must be surgically removed and replaced with cybernetic eyes that run on nuclear batteries, OR we MUST NEVER leave the safety of the lights. Since almost every baby born in civilisation today is born in a well-lit hospital room, we must ALSO keep the fetus lit as SOON as it forms.
Anyway, your data is about five years old, we now call it porn, pron, or even norp. Most people just designate it my determining whether or not it is “fappable”.
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2:35 am
Hee! I love ChristWire. It’s so funny.
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