LA Weekly Light Sabre Orgies at San Diego 2011 Comic Con
What happens when you mix anime and comics? Debauchery that makes the Japanese squeal in saki saki pig pork delight.
As many of you already know, anime is the Japanese word for pornography so it should be no surprise to see LA Weekly’s Flamebroiler toking staff wiping off their greasy hands long enough to peddle comic book filth.
The Comic Con party they are throwing this week is for “STAR WARS” and rumors have it that a new Star Wars fleshbot game is coming out soon. Bryan Blake will be bringing reports on that filth but to get everyone in the mood for the game, LA Weekly decided to throw a Satanic orgy and invite girls to play dallywag the lightsaber in the charger hole.
In this image you can see a girl is dressed up as Dark Vader to represent evil and the other girl must be White Vader, the pure half of him. In the Star Wars movies, bestial relations occur between a monkey man named Chewbacca and is homosexual ship captain Hans Solo. They go around the galaxy trying to spread hippy teaching and are involved in a cabal of homosexual light saber wielders.
LA Weekly Blogger, Simone Wilson as Darth Vader
It is all perverted symbolism and deep down the entire movie is about giant, glowing phalluses and probably where Frank Miller got the idea of Dr. Manhattan’s giant blow glow stick phallus in The Watchmen.
You can see everyone else is in costume so when they expose their naked parts, they can not be fully ashamed and caught cheating on their boyfriends and husbands on tape. Each year after one of these San Diego comic cons, the incidence of gay bowel diseases like AIDS and herpies see a 4-fold increase in San Diedgo Health clinics.
So what a great way to kick off the school year for these kids, LA Weekly. Way to show them the pathway to STDS is laced with midichlorians and Prince Laya cocaine whore sweat cutouts.
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9:51 pm
Do we really expect any better from The LAWeekly?
The only reason they haven’t hacked any cell phones yet is because they aren’t smart enough.
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10:37 pm
That Simone “The Moan” Wilson is by far the biggest trouble maker out of the bunch.
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10:40 pm
She’s always twittering me with inappropriate materials.
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9:55 pm
I wish I coulda gone to comic con this year, they had a Twilight panel and showed scenes from the new movie coming in November.
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10:39 pm
I don’t like Twilight and its demonic message, but have a feeling you are educated enough to not reenact the movie scenes in real life. There was a boy who attacked his class mates last year and said he was playing “Twilight”.
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10:47 pm
Yea I am smarter than that, just like I am also smart enough to distinguish it’s fantasy from reality. But it in all honesty and reality has made me some great friendships, and built a relationship with my mom I never had until then.
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1:59 am
Good, just so long as you can draw the distinction between frivolous fantasy entertainment and good, solid, factual enterprises like CHRISTWIRE.
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9:40 am
This website is anything but truthful and factual, it belongs in the fantasy world
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9:45 am
Nonsense girly, your Twilight sodden Woman brain is beguiled by falsehoods!
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5:02 am
I have to admit, in the race to understand my Satanic enemies I actually made the effort to try reading Twilight. Indeed, it was ungodly and demonic.
But even worse, it was utter crap. I made it about 1/3 through and said to myself “this is a total waste of time.”
Please don’t take this personally, Shannon. I don’t intend it as a reflection of you as a person. Believe me there are plenty of books and movies that I like that most other people would find to be total crap. Just you try sitting through the movie “Begotten” sometime!
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11:13 pm
Shannon I have read several of your posts and I have come to the conclusion that you are pretty smart. However, you may not know that this site is satire and is meant to be humorous. Some people have noticed and called it a troll site, others believe what it says. And others are really offended. If you research this site or even search Christwire on Wikipedia you would know it is meant as a joke, or satire. I thought you might like to know. Their aim is to make fun of conservative Christians.
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11:20 pm
Zachary,
I find your post offensive. The ladies here may not be models, but they are no trolls. Second, I believe you have a two dimensional paradigm of black and white that pervades your reasoning. People from diverse backgrounds are sharing ideas and challenging one another in a rich mosaic of broken tiles and caulking. How dare you sledgehammer this.
What are you a metrosexual hipster?
Kind regards,
BB
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11:28 pm
Thanks for the compliment Zachary I do get that it’s satire, and I know what it means, I just enjoy expressing my opinion even if it is to a bunch of trolls.
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12:05 am
And Shannon, how can I get a picture here? A bunch of people have pictures. I dont know how to add one on.
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12:14 am
All ya gotta do is create a profile, anyone can do it. Once you fill out like your email and your username you will be able to add a profile pic then.
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12:21 am
Zach, we look forward to seeing which picture you choose.
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11:45 pm
Ok thanks for your comment Shannon!
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11:52 pm
Your very welcome
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12:44 am
Ok thanks I made a profile. I apologize for spamming you with comments.
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12:51 am
Not a big deal to me! Gives me someone who’s is sane to tall to lol there’s not many around here
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12:56 am
your image is flautas? why?
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7:07 am
Flautas? Thank the Lord. I thought it was a tray of male organs, and it greatly disturbed me.
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11:23 pm
TwightLight, TwightLight – It is is the width and breadth of your literary education. Stephanie Meyers can’t write for compost.
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11:30 pm
Blanche I have a fairly large and extensive library, as I tend to have a new book to read every few days. Twilight just happens to be one of my favorites.
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11:49 pm
Blanche well Stephanie Meyers wrote well enough for millions of people to read her books. She is no Shakespeare but she came up with a pretty interesting story.
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11:25 pm
Jesus never read comics!
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11:05 pm
I do not know if you are joking or not. Your statement is very obvious because they did not exist at that point in time. However, I have read Christian comics and other ones with positive messages but some have sexual content.
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