What happens when you mix anime and comics? Debauchery that makes the Japanese squeal in saki saki pig pork delight.
As many of you already know, anime is the Japanese word for pornography so it should be no surprise to see LA Weekly’s Flamebroiler toking staff wiping off their greasy hands long enough to peddle comic book filth.
The Comic Con party they are throwing this week is for “STAR WARS” and rumors have it that a new Star Wars fleshbot game is coming out soon. Bryan Blake will be bringing reports on that filth but to get everyone in the mood for the game, LA Weekly decided to throw a Satanic orgy and invite girls to play dallywag the lightsaber in the charger hole.
In this image you can see a girl is dressed up as Dark Vader to represent evil and the other girl must be White Vader, the pure half of him. In the Star Wars movies, bestial relations occur between a monkey man named Chewbacca and is homosexual ship captain Hans Solo. They go around the galaxy trying to spread hippy teaching and are involved in a cabal of homosexual light saber wielders.
It is all perverted symbolism and deep down the entire movie is about giant, glowing phalluses and probably where Frank Miller got the idea of Dr. Manhattan’s giant blow glow stick phallus in The Watchmen.
You can see everyone else is in costume so when they expose their naked parts, they can not be fully ashamed and caught cheating on their boyfriends and husbands on tape. Each year after one of these San Diego comic cons, the incidence of gay bowel diseases like AIDS and herpies see a 4-fold increase in San Diedgo Health clinics.
So what a great way to kick off the school year for these kids, LA Weekly. Way to show them the pathway to STDS is laced with midichlorians and Prince Laya cocaine whore sweat cutouts.