Mexican Dirt Storm Envelopes Arizona Town
Today we see what happens when you do not allow a sheriff to profile against Mexicans.
The town of Phoenix, Arizona, has hit a critical mass of Mexicans, or a CMM value as determined by experts. During a CMM event, the skies are marked by a blackening, indicative of the natural squalor and dirtiness that is inherent within the illegal sneaker community.
Resident Nancy Pollstrom stated, “It was terrifying, like our town was suddenly wrapped in that movie The Mist. But instead of ugly, slimy monsters from who knows where, it’s worse and we have bug-eyed Mexicans emerging.”
Within Phoenix alone, it is estimated that for every proper, normal American there are 4 sneaking Mexicans living within the town proper. Another 80,000 – 90,000 likely live in the outskits of town, causing desert crosswinds to carry their dirty stench throughout the city.
As if these facts were not scary enough, these Mexican dirt storms can carry a new type of virus, a pathogen known only as the airborne rabid swine flu, an advanced mutation of the normal B-type swine flu that terrorized you and murdered thousands of innocent Americans last winter.
As darkness descends upon Phoenix, the state of Arizona is remiss that it does not allow fullout deportation techniques that could have prevented this entire storm center. “If Tucson is Charlie Brown, Phoenix if Pig Pen” said one irate mother of 3 as she planned to stay with her parents in Maine, a clean state, until Arizona’s Mexican problem is under control.
There is no word yet from the Red Cross on where donations can be sent to help people as they recover from the effects of too many Mexicans in one town.
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Author: Ashley DeHart
Ashley DeHart-Lambert is currently a student of journalism who is active with her university's Greek Council, Volunteer Planning Committee and University Ministries.
Dear Ashley,
This human interest story brought tears to my eyes. Perhaps we can all help the good people of Phoenix, and their unclean guests by starting a charitable collection of Swifters that we can send to them to help get started with their cleaning efforts. I just LOVE Swifters, don’t you?
God Bless,
didi
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Are you just another of their spam writers? This is a complete farce. Surprise.
“The town of Phoenix, Arizona, has hit a critical mass of Mexicans, or a CMM value as determined by experts. During a CMM event, the skies are marked by a blackening, indicative of the natural squalor and dirtiness that is inherent within the illegal sneaker community.”
I suppose that you ARE able to pull random bullshit out of the air with the best, though…
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Wow, Ashley, and to think I used to live in Phoenix; I still have family there. I shall have to give them a ring on the telephone to see if they are ok.
That dust does look rather dark and greasy, as if it came from miles and miles of taco trucks.
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This is why we need to turn Mexico into glass and export the Mexicans to china. Let them deal with them for a while.
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I suggest we turn Idaho into glass after salvaging the potatoes.
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the solution is real simple. we need to implement a work-visa program to allow qualifying workers to commute between both countries freely. thats the skinny of it. thats the sole reason they come here. for work. and yes, our farmers need them. so why not require our farmers to provide proper transportation,housing and keep them all up front and documented, and taxed. legalize the “north american free worker’s visa program”…..
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