More Hatemail from Our Atheist Homo-toking Friends

Chuck Reagan
• ChristWire
July 7, 2011 4:31 pm65 comments

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Hatemail

Dear ChristWire,

you are the most unintelligent bunch of red neck, god fearing, unevolved monkeys. You can barley string a sentence together and make up words constantly (homogay?) Whats it like having never evolved a thumb? must be hard on you… Anyway there isn’t a God, there isn’t a hell, you are so full of shit its unreal. If there was a hell you would go straight to it for spreading your evil hate filled christian lies.
Fuck you, i wouldn’t piss on you to put you out if you were on fire you fucking scumbag, you need to be locked up.  

- Tom, from Maryland

Tom, it is sad to see you have devolved into such a primative Afro-Saxon being that you cannot communicate without using so many black sailor mean words.  Rest assured, you make Satan orgasm with delight as he reads your words “there isn’t a God” for he knows that one day, the souls of all atheists will be his homo kink toys in the festering pits of hell.  Be blessed and don’t become Satan’s eternal bosom buddy.

- Christwire

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Dear ChristWire,

My girlfriend caught me reading and laughing about your article on ravers.  She is a big into the raver scene and basically has banned me from having sex from her because I found the article hilarious and true.  Let’s say she is hot, but her raver friends annoy the hell out of me.   You guys are smart as hell, so let me just ask you this.  Can you help me get her back into bed again?   Please tell her it was all jokes and not meant to make her cry because I found it all funny.  I’m hurting bros!

Jeff

Dear Jeff,

By her closing her legs, you have just been saved by at least 36% from catching an STD or worse getting her pregnant and having an STD laden baby 9 months later.  Raver girls are known to harbor the worst of moist hump diseases and also the majority of them use welfare checks by the time they reach 22 years of age.

Get out while you can and consider this a blessing.  Also, if she’s been holding out from you for that long, she’s cheating on you.  Girls crave carnal hip grinds twice as much as you.  Get checked for an STD while you’re at it.

Sincerely

Your Moral Leaders at ChristWire

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Hello,

This is the first time that I read this website and let me tell you I´ve never read something that make me feel such as a CAVEMAN, this website is like a time machine where you can get a ticket to go back to the Middle Ages. Every scientific knowledge is denied here, how can you question things like the existing of Dinosaurs????? Evolution??? The Earth has just 6000 years old????  You guys are people from the middle ages or way before when there was no comprehension of about anything. I’m really concern about the kids reading the articles in this website ¨thanks god¨  we have internet and they are more than capable of making research to see how wrong are you. I’m pretty sure that this website will become a factory of atheists just like the bible is, An atheist is just a person who doesn’t have a double moral we do good since we believe in doing good not because we are afraid of a vengeful god.

Atheism is an effect of knowledge, not a lack of knowledge, I gave a Bible to my son. That’s how you make atheists. …

Sergio

Dear Sergio the Arab Atheist,

Atheism is allowing Satan to pool the wool over your eyes, until one day you wake up in hell and realize Satan is a wolf in a sheep’s skin.  The wool came directly from his belly.  Do not let your family suffocate under the thick, wool blankets of Satan.  Have some refreshing, crisp Godly air come into your lungs, the breath of life of Genesis.

 – Sergio did not stop.  He sent an email then, directly, to Pastor Jack.

Dear Jack Gould and all of you Christian, Right-Wing pundit cronies,

You got to be crazy to believe in things like Hell and Satan in the year 2011, go to college, study, read books, see documentaries, open your mind, the bible has stop you guys from thinking…

Dear Sergio,

 Like many of my other colleagues on ChristWire, I’m Ivy League educated and a multi-millionaire.  Unlike many others, my ministry spans the globe, with millions of readers and devoted followers in the hundreds of thousands.

 You still have the wool of Satan over your eyes, friend, if you do not believe in those things.  Open your heart.

In His Service,

Pastor Jack “Jbox” Gould

Dear Jack Gould,

A multi-millionaire.  It is sad that people like you are so rich and that is really sad that you guys take advantage of ignorant people selling them those crazy ideas of a life after death, all religions are just businesses and you have confirmed that to me, I´m pretty sure that you don’t believe in any god other than money as every religious leader in the world, that´s why being an atheist feels so good we are not part of that corruption and we can sleep at night.

Dear Sergio,

My morality is proven by the power of my wealth and influence over my flock.  This is the American way.  Why are you so down on American prosperity, son?

It is a strong America that we need again.  The more I can inspire people to achieve in life and work hard in what they believe in, the faster our great country will reaffirm its position as a Christian Nation with a Godly heritage and responsibility to rule and help lead the lesser nations of the world.

In His Service,

Pastor Jack “Jbox” Gould

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Dear insane christians,

I came across this pitiful excuse for a site while googling the “band” Blood on the Dance Floor, which is agreeably horrible.  I, however, dislike them because they are painful to listen to, not because of some self righteous crusade to “protect children”.  A link on the site caught my interest, it was about breast feeding.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly certain that breast feeding is a completely natural part of life and that “Jesus” himself must have been breast fed to survive infancy, assuming the blatantly false belief that “Jesus” was a real person.  It would appear that he is not considering the gospels where written some time after “Jesus’s” death, and that none of them refer to “Jesus” as being a real person who had ever lived on Earth.  You and your religion sicken me with your closed minds and paranoid tendencies that border on schizophrenic intensity.  Are you aware that your mission statement speaks of the “Left Wing Conspiracy” and “Liberal Agenda”? speaking as though those two things are concrete movements with documentable evidence that they exist?  I was shocked until I remembered that you also believe in “god” who is obviously not real.  I’m also livid about your description of feminists.  You, my friend are the knuckle dragger, for who else but someone with a tiny caveman-like brain could be so ridiculously medieval in their beliefs and political standing?

Fuck you.

Sincerly,

Matthew

Dear Matt,

 We are civilized beings.  And just like we now use ‘restrooms’ to expell our bodily functions, women can use ‘bedrooms’ to expell their mammalian function into a screaming child’s mouth.  There is no place in civilized society for women to expose themselves in such gross manner.

 Sincerely,

Your Moral Leaders at ChristWire

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G’day,

Just had a look at your video regarding Minecraft, RIFT & SW:TOR and I would like to say thank you. Thank you for bring back to my attention the idiot hypocrits that ‘you people’ can be – yes, i say ‘you people’ because you’re not Christians or Catholics, Jews or Muslims – I have absolutely no idea what religion you are simply because your religion has no books. All this ‘proof’ you people spew out every day that Homosexuality is a Sin ect. ect. is complete bullshit. Find me 1 passage where is specifically states “Homosexuality is a Sin”.

You clearly have absolutely no idea about anything you’re talking about – It’s people like you who are making this world a worse place to live in.

Regards,
Me.

Here is four, for you:

 Lev. 18:22, “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”1

 

Lev. 20:13, “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them”

 

1 Cor. 6:9-10, “Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.”

 

Rom. 1:26-28, “For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper.”

Sincerely,

Your Moral Leaders at ChristWire

 

That does it for today’s hatemail, though there are tens of thousands emails and letters waiting to be opened.  If you find yourself disagreeing with an article from a Moral Leader, look deep into your heart.  No that it is painted black and Satan is using you as his easel, painting a picture of ‘reality’ that is very far from the truth.

Open your heart, eyes and mind to the fresh gospel of ChristWire, then open your belly to be filled with the much needed nutrients of values, morality and conservatism that your soul craves.  Do not let Satan starve you and make you spiritually malnourished, dear readers.  Be blessed.

 

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  • adam newman

    It is a strong America that we need again. The more I can inspire people to achieve in life and work hard in what they believe in, the faster our great country will reaffirm its position as a Christian Nation with a Godly heritage and responsibility to rule and help lead the lesser nations of the world.

    In His Service,

    Pastor Jack “Jbox” Gould

    Well Jack, I was reading the hatemail getting my five chuckles in, ha ha ha ha ha, when I came to this and just had to write. I can tell you that as a bastard son, my mother was protistant and my fater was catholic. I grew up going to both churches and very soon realized that modern day religion is around not to spread the word of God, but to line pockets. Please, do some real research, take your blindfold off and take a real good look at today’s America, yes we are in a sad state, but we are far from being a “Christian Nation” and I thank God for that every night. America was founded for religious tolerance, be you catholic, christian, muslim, bhuddist, taoist, whatever, we welcome you to our nation because we are NOT a Christian Nation. If you want a strong america again, then spend your energies getting rid of this sissy boy political correctness crap, spend more money on our military who has time and again saved this great nation from ruin, or simply actually live the the man you revolve your life around by showing tolerance and compassion for others while quietly teaching the good word. Note this does not mean teach your own opinions. Read from the bible and provide an accurate unbiast translation of it. If you want to make this nation stronger, shut down this racist and extreamist website, it reminds me too much of white supremisist websites, not to mention it looks a lot like the messages that can be found on these extreamist muslim sites. You guys preach one point of view, yours. You do not preach the truth, nor do you accurately portray the holy bible. If you want to meet God, or if you want others to meet him, join the military and do a tour of duty in Kandahar, you will truly understand the Lord when you see or experience true sin.

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    • So you believe in America, yet you hate the first amendment of the Consitution?

      Also, I’ve seen Jack and many other leaders here demand more resources for our military, so we can bring more peace to the world. I personally think we should increase our weapons budget and develop more sophisticated and fast nuclear delivery systems.

      And America is Christian. The fact that we tolerate everyone proves that we are Christian.

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      • Oh yeah, you’re real tolerant, what with your desire to give Haitians the plague and nuke countries at the drop of a hat and all.

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        • How does wanting to give plague to terrorists in Haiti who are hurting the innocent and wanting to nuke Gaddafi make me intolerant. It makes me a member of the world and holding the UN to their charter to protect the innocent.

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          • You said nothing about wanting to give terrorists in Haiti the plague; you said that you would give the PEOPLE of Haiti the plague if you had the power of god.

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          • Don’t be glib, Claire. I only seek to bless the innocent people in Haiti and weed out the problems.

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          • Adam’s a ticking time bomb. Before we know it, there’s going to be news that a Christian doctor slashed up a family household because they were black and atheist, and he ate their cat as well.

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          • “The Haitians did turn their backs on God and chose to worship Satan by making voodoo their national religion. If I were God I would have cast a sickness like Bubonic plague on them before the earthquake, just so they would suffer more and perhaps repent of their sins. Fortunately for them, I’m not God and our heavenly Father is very merciful.” – Adam Nelson, from http://christwire.org/2010/02/christian-prayer-forces-atheist-richard-dawkins-to-close-richarddawkins-net-forums/

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          • I’m willing to bet that Adam’s going to scream ‘out of context’. Of course, I’m sure EVERYONE would so there’s nothing to gain. Adam’s just that much of a hypocrite.

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          • Why are you trying to take that out of context, Claire.

            You see I said ‘sinners’ and in response to that article, which was about the slumlords who are raping and pillaging the innocent people in Haiti.

            Yet again you fail in trying to put words in people’s mouth.

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          • Why are you incapable of putting a question mark after a question, Adam?

            As for your infamous “bubonic plague” speech, you were saying it in response to the people of Haiti supposedly practicing voodoo. The fact that you consider people who practice voodoo to be worthy of getting the plague, on top of an earthquake, speaks for itself.

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          • “Why are you trying to take that out of context, Claire.”

            I’m a god-damn clairvoyant.

            “You see I said ‘sinners’ and in response to that article, which was about the slumlords who are raping and pillaging the innocent people in Haiti.”

            The word ‘sinners’ was nowhere in that quote, and even then you refer to Haitians as a whole being sinners since you didn’t discriminate between the ones that practice Christianity and the ones that don’t.

            “Yet again you fail in trying to put words in people’s mouth.”

            No, you fail at being sensible or reasonable. Not once have you EVER admitted to doing something wrong. Be it what you said, if you misspelled something, or if you just said something that shows that you don’t have a shred of humanity left in you.

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          • Claire, you do not understand how voodoo works in Haiti. It is not just a ‘belief’, it is a way of justifying rape, abduction and sodomy of the innocent there. You need to study before opening your trap.

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          • Adam, when asked if women only existed for men to put their penises in and impregnate, you replied “yes”.

            That’s basically condoning rape.

            Thus, you have no right to be talking about rape.

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          • Claire, your logic is as shoddy as the prosecution in the Anthony case.

            How you leap from saying that women’s bodies are designed to carry babies, which they are, to saying someone condoes rape shows you are mentally deficient.

            By your logic, every health encyclopedia that shows women have ovaries and a vagina condones rape.

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          • Adam, do you not know how common sense works? You don’t care about women, you think they’re only good for making babies. You don’t care what happens to them OR the child, you just think that if they aren’t serving their purpose, that they’re worthless members of society. THEN you go and say that if a woman DOES have a child, but the father left her, that it was HER fault.

            Oh, and you completely forgot to mention that you JUST PROVED CLAIRE RIGHT ABOUT THE HAITI INCIDENT. You think that ALL Haitians practice voodoo and because of that, you want them all dead. You didn’t say ‘sinners’, you’re saying ALL of them.

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          • “How you leap from saying that women’s bodies are designed to carry babies, which they are, to saying someone condoes rape shows you are mentally deficient.”

            You hadn’t said that women’s bodies were designed to birth babies; you said that the ONLY purpose for women on planet earth is to be a receptacle for men’s sperm and an incubator of babies. I certainly wouldn’t put it past someone with your thinking to resort to rape in order to impregnate a woman. After all, if that’s all that we’re good for, why should you need consent?

            As for health texts, they don’t try to claim that making babies is the only job women are good at.

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      • “Also, I’ve seen Jack and many other leaders here demand more resources for our military, so we can bring more peace to the world. ”

        Yes, waging war and spending billions and billions of dollars that we don’t have the resources to back up is exactly what this country needs.

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        • That’s why we need to develop pinpoint, precise strategic nuclear weapons. There is also a new breed of bomb that can wipe out carbon-based life and leave buildings, cars and such in a region we need to bomb largely intact. This would relieve our war budget by letting our troops stay home and the region would be completely secured.

          If we could make these bombs precise enough to only have a margin of error in radius of a few hundred feet, we could literally rain death from above from our enemies, ensure minimal civilian casualties and easily secure any area we want.

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          • “That’s why we need to develop pinpoint, precise strategic nuclear weapons. There is also a new breed of bomb that can wipe out carbon-based life and leave buildings, cars and such in a region we need to bomb largely intact. This would relieve our war budget by letting our troops stay home and the region would be completely secured.

            If we could make these bombs precise enough to only have a margin of error in radius of a few hundred feet, we could literally rain death from above from our enemies, ensure minimal civilian casualties and easily secure any area we want.”

            You’re a sick and twisted bastard, you know that? You consider EVERYONE your enemy. If you had things your way, you’d completely destroy the planet. Not only that, but you fail to realize the costs of making weapons like that, plus the fact is that shit like that would be spread and we’d end up getting attacked before your ‘grand plan’ can work. There’s also the problem of how the hell you’re going to fund this. Do remember, tax payer’s dollars go into that sort of thing already, alongside a bunch of other stuff. What, do you plan on taking money that should be going to schools and such and putting them towards weapons of mass destruction and hope no one minds as you want to commit genocide? Oh, I get it, you’re going to pull money made from ‘obama care’ or something you find useless, let the country spiral deeper into depression, and then somehow convince an entire room full of people, the ones who would be giving the order, to end the lives of human beings all across the world, simply because you think they don’t like America, or they aren’t Christian, or because they’re Spanish or black or asian or any other ethnicity that isn’t ‘Caucasian’.

            You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, you just want to sound somewhat better as you talk about committing genocide.

            You’re a sick, twisted fuck who needs to be shot on sight.

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          • FredtheFailLord Captain Obvious

            “That’s why we need to develop pinpoint, precise strategic nuclear weapons. ”
            We have those already. It’s just the fantastically insane cost, and the terrible amounts of radiation. And we still wouldn’t know how to use them.
            “There is also a new breed of bomb that can wipe out carbon-based life and leave buildings, cars and such in a region we need to bomb largely intact. ”
            Not of bomb, of canister. And it’s considered a war crime not only by the UN, but also by the US. You just insinuated that gassing people is ok.
            “If we could make these bombs precise enough to only have a margin of error in radius of a few hundred feet”
            We have the accuracy to make these bombs accurate to within 7 feet.
            “ensure minimal civilian casualties and easily secure any area we want.”
            Wrong. Everything and everyone within the blast radius would die. We would still have to deploy soldiers into an area to truly secure it. It would be tense, and probably inneffective, considering that many countries, including Pakistan and Iran, distribute gas masks freely among their population.

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          • No, Cochise, I am talking about a bomb. The neutron bomb, specifically. If we can perfect this technology, it will make overtaking regions simple. Also, my concern is not accuracy of strike, we can do that well enough. My concern is the radius, or spread, after the explosion.

            http://www.nuclearfiles.org/menu/key-issues/nuclear-weapons/basics/neutron-bomb.htm

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          • Adam, you’re nothing but a psychopath, just waiting to crack.

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          • yes listen to the terrorist about how to solve the worlds problems. sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

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  • I am pleased that the art of letter writing to the editor still flourishes.

    But these letters?

    Men with men committing indecent acts – that describes everyone of those correspondents.

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  • Women are made to create babies. And before any of you feminists open your yap, strip down and stare in the mirror. You’ll see two jiggling mounds of flesh and one cave that prove the point. You are made to carry and nurse babies.

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    • And if YOU strip down you’ll see an ugly dangling piece of meat between your legs. Biologically, you should be off impregnating as many women as possible, spreading your genes far and wide. I doubt that “god” intended for you to pursue a career in medicine. But no, you’d rather be a goddamned hypocrite and have protected sex with a million nurses instead of going forth and multiplying as “god” commands you to do.

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      • I am using my body as intended, and when I am ready to settle down and create children with a wife after I’ve sown my oats, I will. You, on the other hand, support lesbianism and are a prude.

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        • You’re not using your body as intended at all. Neither nature nor “god” intended for you to become a doctor; you’re intended to spread your seed until you die. So if you’re disobeying those rules, then I can too.

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          • J. Edgewater

            I hope you’re joking. Have you seen what sexual immorality is doing to our children?

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    • You think that’s their sole duty though, Adam, and that’s the problem. You think that women are inferior to men. You think that women are ONLY good for making babies. You don’t care what happens to a woman OR the child, as long as women are making babies and babies are being born. You don’t care if the woman is raped or what becomes of the child, you just use it as an excuse to hate on whatever you’re complaining about at the time.

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      • I hope Adam gets raped and gets HIV. I’m dead serious. People like him need their comeuppance early in life.

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        • LainaTingstad

          Are you handicapped Claire? I am doing a story on this site for the Washington post. But I can no longer stay impartial. Your comments are out of line. As a female that was raped in college YOU DISCUST ME. I wish you would post your name and address so my fellow feminists could come give you a PIECE OF OUR MINDS. You Claire are everything wrong with people’s perception of women today!

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          • The fact that you wrote “discust” instead of “disgust” proves that you are not a writer for the Washington Post.

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          • LainaTingstad

            Give me an address and I will come show you. Typing in all caps overrides spell check. I’m real and I’m serious. If I make mistakes its only because you have pissed me off.

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        • Young man,

          You seem terribly judgmental as of late. Christian charity demands a civil dialog.

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          • Hi Harry,

            Here’s to hoping that the world (except me and my husband) burns up in the next coming months for all of its ayvil sayun. Thanks for all your hard work, and hoping the devils take some pity on you and don’t rape you every day in a pit of lava as you roast in hell for getting the date wrong and everything.

            Loving you in Christ,
            Michele.

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      • Women can do plenty of great things besides make babies. They just must remember that even if they decide to become a little nurse or secretary or some such, they have a role to also be the temples of the seed of man for 9 months, then to raise our children at home as well.

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        • You don’t think women are good for anything but making babies, unless it’s serving man in some way. You think that the moment a woman becomes a mother, that she needs to drop everything and raise the child, and you want women to get pregnant all the damn time. How many times have you told Claire that she needs to become a mother? I’m sure you lost count.

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        • “I’m not sexist, I just think that women are good for nothing but making babies. They can get jobs if they want, as long as it’s some lowly position designed to serve man. Really, I have nothing against women, stop twisting my words. I just think that once they’re done with their silly little ‘careers’ they need to have babies. But they’re not even their babies; I’m of the opinion that the babies actually come from the man and the women are just incubators for them. And I don’t even like babies. They’re obnoxious little brats and although I feel as though women shouldn’t have the right to opt out of being pregnant or giving birth, I should have the right, as a doctor, to not deliver the little bastards. Stop taking what I say out of context. I never said that women’s careers weren’t important or that they should just be off having babies. Stop twisting my words. But really, women are inferior to men, mentally, physically, and emotionally, and their only purpose on earth is to make babies.” – Adam Nelson

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          • I never said any of that. Please, find me where I said that quote or take it all back. I never said those words so stop trying to make everyone think I said all of that WHEN I DID NOT.

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          • “Women are made to create babies. And before any of you feminists open your yap, strip down and stare in the mirror. You’ll see two jiggling mounds of flesh and one cave that prove the point. You are made to carry and nurse babies.”

            “Women can do plenty of great things besides make babies. They just must remember that even if they decide to become a little nurse or secretary or some such, they have a role to also be the temples of the seed of man for 9 months, then to raise our children at home as well.”

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          • “I never said any of that. Please, find me where I said that quote or take it all back. I never said those words so stop trying to make everyone think I said all of that WHEN I DID NOT.”

            Of course not, you’re words are always taken out of context.

            Even though they aren’t, you just want to say that because you’re a lying asshole who needs to fall off the face of the Earth for the better of humanity.

            Face it, you’re a hypocrite, a liar, a racist, a sexist, a want-to-be-murderer and a pig. If you DON’T want to be these things, start acting like a human being and NOT something that needs to be shot.

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          • “Fall off the edge of the Earth” I know you are just a simple woman, but please realize the world is round. You idiotic liberals need to get out of the Dark Ages.

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          • I’m a man you retard, and ‘edge of the earth’ is a phrase. Maybe if YOU stopped living in the Dark Ages, you’d recognize that, alongside what ‘in my book’ means, as well as spell check.

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          • Young lady or man,

            Do you truly believe that the earth is flat?

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          • Oh, oh, EVEN BETTER, upon rereading my statement, I DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING SAY ‘EDGE OF THE EARTH’!

            Dyslexic much Adam? I know ‘Harold’ is, but that’s because he’s mentally retarded as it is. YOU, on the other hand, want to bitch about the grammar of people, as well as their spelling, when you can’t even spell correctly AND you can’t even read. Congratulations Adam, you’re officially an idiot.

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          • “I know you are just a simple woman”

            “I’m not sexist, I just think that women have simple brains and cannot keep up with men intellectually.” – Adam Nelson

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  • Amen to this timely article. The enemies of christwire are massing to swiftly attack us. The are forming facebook hate groups against our commentators and posting offensive comments as well. We must stop them and stand up for god

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  • Oh brother… that was just wondrous Jack et al… I should dredge up the hatemail I’ve received some day. It’s rather ridiculous. Those people can’t spell, let alone knot a coherent thought together.

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  • This is a strong sinner outreach you have here. Many godless who may read this will surely be saved!

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  • Cool Tom Kimbo Cool Tom Kimbo

    I wonder what percentage off heathens who send hate to the Holy Mailbox are saved by the response? I bet it is a very high percentage but I would love to see some graphs on the matter.

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    • An honest fool

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, just had to let that out first. You want statistics on that? (I just can’t put enough sarcasm into the printed word)

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    If these people spent a little more time sending ‘knee-mail’ in prayer than emails of hate our nation could be strong again.

    That being said, I think the involuntary mental health assessment statutes need to be reviewed for every state. Too many people are roaming the streets and internet that could be patients in institutions and creating jobs for real, mentally healthy Americans.

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  • It is clear that anyone who sends correspondence to the Holymailbox is clearly looking for help of some kind. This is very similar to some of the naysayers who have been visiting with the fellowship for years, they all cry out to ease the pains of their pathetic and impoverished lives.

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  • Okay to clear thing Out we have a Bunch of christian racist who vieew everyone outside USA as terrorist and want to destroy entire country with nuclear or neutron Bomb

    tell me adam don’t you feel a Terrorist wanted to Nuke entire country ???

    Just saying, because I’m sure that an AMERICAN can BE a TERRORIST

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    • Young lady,

      I appreciate your attempts to join this Christian discussion, but I’m “no comprende” on that last post.

      There is an alternate Christwire site for non-native English speakers; www,christwireformorons.com

      Perhaps you’ll be understood there?

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  • I don’t mind people being part of a religion.I know that its all mythology any way. What I mind is, when religious groups or individuals think that its their place to make others believe the same thing and get into politics to make their religious beliefs in to law.
    You can have your religion just don’t expect others to follow it to.

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  • Hitler and Himler were good xtians. Hitler studied in the abby and Himler was a full Catholic priest, in the Sedes Sacrorum better known as the SS which is a Vatican priesthood. Moreover the Vatican has not renounced the Inquisition to this very day.

    Although Hitler did not practice religion in a churchly sense, he certainly believed in the Bible’s God. Raised as Catholic he went to a monastery school and, interestingly, walked everyday past a stone arch which was carved the monastery’s coat of arms which included a swastika. As a young boy, Hitler’s most ardent goal was to become a priest. Much of his philosophy came from the Bible, and more influentially, from the Christian Social movement. (The German Christian Social movement, remarkably, resembles the Christian Right movement in America today.) Many have questioned Hitler’s stand on Christianity. Although he fought against certain Catholic priests who opposed him for political reasons, his belief in God and country never left him. Many Christians throughout history have opposed Christian priests for various reasons; this does not necessarily make one against one’s own Christian beliefs. Nor did the Vatican’s Pope & bishops ever disown him; in fact they blessed him!

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  • Feldwebel Wolfenstool

    Believe whatever you want. Don’t expect all of us to eat this line of B.S.

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  • You know what is really gay. When your pastor nicknames himself JBox. What the fuck is up with that shit.

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  • Actually, to the schmucks running this deal, science has linked religious beliefs to a brain disorder that is VERY similar to Schizophrenia. Seriously.

    Basically, when you convince yourself that you are talking to some “being” when you pray, your mind takes over the role of becoming that “being” so that your other half of the brain doesn’t go bat-shit crazy searching for this non existent “being”

    Science proves 100% more reliable than religion EVERY TIME. I mean come on… The bible tells us that Noah walked with dinosaurs, that the earth was the center of the galaxy… If that is the DIVINE word of GOD translated through the mouths of prophets, either jesus has a severe speech impediment, or his followers are just making shit up. I tend to lean towards the latter.

    If you want to believe in something, believe that you are an eternal being already, because we are, the universe is here and we are definitely IN IT.

    Quantum Mechanics > religion

    Go to college numb skull, it’s really not the propaganda machine you claim it is, if 15 year old Chinese kid’s can go to Harvard and understand the information WITHOUT even purchasing the text book, then it really can’t be that hard. We are not talking about some mystical thing that is still in a fog, 50% of the world laughs at your beliefs, 25% live in fear of what you people will unleash if you ever come back to power, and the other 25%, well that’s you guys, the minority, and hopefully all of you will be extinct soon, so the world can move on to REAL issues, like forgetting all the BULLSHIT your beliefs have created.

    I used to be like you, to be honest, I wanted to be an evangelist, I really did… But then I enrolled in a university, and quickly found out, through research and common sense, that most of what I had been told was 100% pure unadulterated tithe-enticing, soul wrenching, hate mongering BULL SHIT.

    So fuck you, Fuck your website, someday you will be held accountable by your peers in a court of law. Religion’s death is that fast approaching. THANK GOD FOR THAT LOL

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    • Wait! You mean gawd is all in the head? Doesn’t that just prove that the xtian is INDEED a gawd? It means that he can start playing ‘king of the hill’ taking out all lesser gawds, Jews and Arabs because, after all, monotheism proclaims “There can only be one!”

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  • If these people aren’t trolls then this might very well be the funniest website I’ve ever seen. If they are, it’s still pretty high up there, and all I will say is, “Great job!”

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  • Dear Mister Pastor Jack “Jbox” Gould
    Mister I’m a Multi-million air
    Please read Mark 10:25 a little more carefully

    New International Version (©1984)
    It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

    so if you ever want to get there i suggest not flaunting your money around being so Proud of yourself as we all know that, (pride) is the original sin

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