New DNA Sequencing Reveals Brains of Gays Contain Damaged Homo-DNA (hDNA)
Berkeley, CA – Novel new research conducted at UC Berkeley reveals what many have known all along: homosexuality (gay proclivity) is not inherited in a Mendelian sense, but rather is caused by a change to the body’s somatic cells.
A crushing blow to the ‘genetic compontent’ gay community advocates, new research sheds light into what causes a person to choose to act in homosexual manner. Much like alcoholism, homosexuality is a disease. Abuse, genetic mutation to somatic cells of the brain (namely to cerebrum, cerebellum and the pia matter), psychological trauma, hormonal disorders and engaging in a gay lifestyle are now found as potential culprits to the debilitating disorder that plagues the life of nearly 5 million Americans.
Within their research, the Berkley team discovered that gay lifestyles activate the same dopamine reward pathways that infest alcohol addicts. These pleasure centers of the brain are enhanced by ‘sin-coding’ regions of the brain that are common to drug addicts.
To put it simply: no one is born an alcoholic or black crack fiend, yet, we see in life people can have their body chemistry and even DNA altered by taking in foreign substances, to the point that a somatic change occurs. A somatic change simply means a change to the body’s original DNA structure. Smoking can alter DNA to produce cancer cells. Radiation can cause grievous, harmful mutation to germ and somatic cells. Homosexuality can and will cause nearly irreversible damage to neurological cells.
In the DNA model to the right, we can see a normal heterosexual Homo sapiens standard phosphorous bound DNA coding region, standard in a somatic cell of the body.
To the right of this DNA, we see a corrupted chunk of homo-DNA. This hDNA has been reproduced in recombinant manner, in vitro, from pig DNA. In this base pairs, we can see homosexuality has altered the stereochemistry of the base pairs, resulting in differential bonding and rejection of things such as testosterone driven maleness seen in normal men, and femininity in women.
Such phenomena manifest naturally in an extent and to date, Biblical scholars have traced this back to Satan’s sexual affair with Eve in the Garden of Eden. When Satan spit his poisonous DNA within Eve’s womb, he infected the maternal germ cells of all humans, specifically, the Sry gene.
The Sry gene is what God uses to separate girls and boys at birth. If this gene becomes damaged or deformed, a person with an XY chromosome set (which should produce a male) cannot bind male-causing factors, trapping a man in the body of a woman. Reports and fan accolades show Jamie Lee Curtis apparently suffers from this and is supposed to be a man.
But beyond Satan’s initial destruction of human sexuality, today we’re seeing a much more complicated schema within our DNA model. And as we scientists continue to tear apart the human genome, to better understand the diseases of the body and how to make everyone normal and happy, we see the disturbing effects of homosexuality manifest in case after case.
Why is it that gay men have awkwardly shaped heads as they go through life, then develop a gay accent? Is it forced behavior or an underlying ‘intersexing’ that’s taking place within the brain? While convential wisdom held that it was the former, the power of science reveals that it is the latter.
Lesbros, the gruff women who sulk out of sports bears and ride Harley Davidsons, act like Cromagnon neanderthals because at the root of their genome, their phenotypic plasticity allows the brain to be ‘bent’ in such a way that the trcyclo-DNA confirmation (hDNA) seen above takes formation. While research shows this development is more prone to non-African genomes, a casual look at the WNBA reveals lesbianism is just as prevelant in African-origin communities than Caucasian, Asian or American.
Neanderthal Genetics and Propensity for Homosexual Mutation
A chiseld chin, a broad cheek line and tough, weathered skin, like a wayward pirate seeking refuge from Redcoat tyranny. This image of a hybrid Neanderthal is our key in discovering how tricyclo homoDNA starts to form in humans.
The hybrid, weak-bonding nature of neural cells in humans is a tale of our ancestral and incestual past. Adam and Eve were the first humans on Earth, but as the Bible proves, Satan is a master geneticist and has always been fascinated with mutating human DNA. And just as he whispers into the ears of genetic researchers who attempt to clone humans, Satan likely employed restriction enzymes like EcoR1 to test if a human body’s and more importantly brain’s genetic codons could be swapped between male and female without causing death.
The findings are startling: they can. Gay men can start to think like a women should, and vice-versa, and lifestyle choices and environmental factors act like the catalyst.
To the right, we again see the DNA of a normal person and that of a homogay fecal fister. Look at how the DNA disbands in the non-normal person, but remains in regic Godly perfection in those who have pure hearts and pure mind.
Homosexuality is the new spitfruit of Satan, fellow readers. These people are trying to infiltrate our schools with gay thoughts and teachings. In California, we see the liberal courts are being bigoted against Christians and all other decent Americans by forcing children to learn to be gay.
They know just with the power of thought, the human body can become so damaged that it thinks gays are normal. An alteration can happen to the DNA, just from exposure to homosexual lifestyles and teaching. It is no different than plying a child with alcohol or scarier shooting them up with marijuana and cracked cocaines from a prowling black.
And when this happens, the brain will slowly become denatured in sin, a process still being studies by us scientists, to the point that it becomes saturated in hDNA. A child, just by thought, can become gay.
And due to this research, we must boycott and appeal California’s decision to force all chidren to learn about gays in school. It is not right and a new drug that will destroy their brains.
hDNA. It is what happens when you put a normal mind on homosexual drugs. Any questions?
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Author: Mike Watson
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5:40 pm
Right, when you have actual proof instead of bullshit and made-up images, THEN we might believe you have a point.
And would you mind picking a side? Are you going to say that it’s a choice or that it’s actually built into their DNA? Because of it was built into their DNA, then by-proxy, you’re saying that God made them.
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5:42 pm
LN, you are an idiot. Make made it clear that somatic cells are affected by a mutation during life. Can you not read or is science not your forte?
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5:54 pm
If I’m an idiot, what does that make you? You can’t even spell ‘Mike’ correctly. Not only that, how many times have you said that gay people are gay because it’s a choice? Then you say it has something to do with their DNA, JUST to go back and say that it’s a choice? You can’t even keep a track of what you say.
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6:14 pm
You do realize DNA can be harmed and altered by choices.
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6:28 pm
No it can’t, at least not the way you think. Unless you are directly affecting genetics that change your cellular structure, you can’t just snap your fingers and go ‘I changed my DNA!’. You’ve got to be working with some pretty powerful stuff to change your DNA on your own, and being gay is NOWHERE near that level.
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10:16 pm
Adam, what you are talking about are genetic traits acquired during a lifetime through experiences and environmental factors. This faulty logic is called Lamarckism. Jean-Babtiste Lamarck was a biologist who began this theory and was proven incorrect by Darwin and Mendel. You are using 16th century logic to try to explain something. Grow up and get with the times you closed minded bigot.
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10:32 pm
Actually no, LGBT. Some strong environmental factors can actually alter a person’s DNA after birth. Exposure to extreme radiation is known to cause physical deformities that are linked to somatic cell changes, for example. It’s entirely possible that other factors could have similar effects. I applaud Mr. Waton’s keen scientific approach to understanding homosexuality.
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10:37 pm
yes radiation and pouring chemicals into your body can alter your DNA but its more likely to harm cells wich will begin to replicate constantly because they no longer recieve the…i gues you could call it the stop command from the brain and so each of the two new cells also dont what you have now is cancer
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12:07 am
Yes, you can. Go choose to smoke a cigarette. Go choose to drink alcohol. Go choose to throw a child out to the savage jungles of Africa and pray that feral abilities of the human genome give them the ability to survive. Within the genome, we have phenotypic plasticity. Lifestyle choices can affect our outward appearance, but that change in appearance is dictated by a structural change at the cellular level. This is what Mike is teaching you and is something that needs to become more evident to the general public, it seems. Though for thick-Neanderthal skulled women such as yourself, it may be a fruitless endeavor. As Plato would say, the Plebs are meant to be ruled.
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1:39 am
“Yes, you can. Go choose to smoke a cigarette.”
That can affect DNA.
“Go choose to drink alcohol.”
That too can affect DNA. The operative word for both cases is CAN, not WILL.
“Go choose to throw a child out to the savage jungles of Africa and pray that feral abilities of the human genome give them the ability to survive.”
That won’t change DNA.
“Lifestyle choices can affect our outward appearance, but that change in appearance is dictated by a structural change at the cellular level.”
The lifestyle choices can only affect the cellular structure if you’re directly fucking around with it. Various chemicals being put into your body can change various aspects of your body, possibly DNA as well.
“This is what Mike is teaching you and is something that needs to become more evident to the general public, it seems.”
What, that deciding to wear a bow tie instead of a top hat will change your DNA? That going over to your buddy’s place to watch a game will change your DNA? That having sex with your wife will change your DNA? Because that’s basically what he’s saying will change your DNA; every day activities and occurrences will somehow change your genetic base. One hardly chooses to be gay, the only people I know who decide to become gay are bi-sexual at best, or had an extremely rough time with every person they’ve ever known of the opposite gender. Even in those rare cases, their DNA isn’t changing, and the DNA of people who have always been gay aren’t altered either. So congratulations, you fail no matter what! What’s really sad is that you claim to be a doctor, and not only do you have horrendous grammar, but you’re childish and don’t even know the basics of DNA.
“Though for thick-Neanderthal skulled women such as yourself, it may be a fruitless endeavor.”
You DO realize I’m a guy right? Always had a penis. ‘Susan’ just decided to fuck with me, yet sinned for lying. And I dare say your sexism is showing again.
“As Plato would say, the Plebs are meant to be ruled.”
Isn’t the idea of a democracy, the very idea that this government was founded on, so that everyone has a voice? Even the ‘plebs’ that you hate so much?
HEY EVERYONE! ADAM ADMITS TO BEING A TERRORIST! HE WANTS TO BRING DOWN DEMOCRACY AND INSTALL A TYRANNY!
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1:45 am
throw your child into the jungle…? I’ve never heard that one…
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9:57 am
“Though for thick-Neanderthal skulled women such as yourself, it may be a fruitless endeavor.”
Nice one, Adam. The dash should actually be between Neanderthal and skulled. Idiot.
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1:45 am
No, you plebs are to be ruled by the elite politicians, officers, doctors, teachers and even jobless who can carry on a debate and keep up with the facts. Mindless dolts like yourself, who cannot even begin to fathom the nuances of genetics nor Plato’s philosophy, are best left to not voting and going on your mundane life. Cicero said it too, and that would be the ‘Democrat’ allusion you needed me to make before going on the attack. Again, be gone, pleb. Let the relevant people have discussion here.
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1:48 am
hmmm so then did you know most politicians are liars?
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1:50 am
Do you have a study and poll data for us to analyze? Or are you just making that assumption from hearsay or your personal experience?
I’ve met many dishonest politicians and I have met honest ones. The thing is that as the public, it is up to us to be informed enough to discourse and engage in debate to rat out the bad apples.
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1:54 am
personal experiance politicians promise many things then go back on what they said and i never said all politicians are liars.also let me clear up what i meant i forgot im not around people that know me i meant most big politicians
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1:54 am
“Do you have a study and poll data for us to analyze? Or are you just making that assumption from hearsay or your personal experience?”
You never do, you just say shit and expect people to believe it or do the research themselves, so how about this: Go google or bing or whatever the data yourself, it’s out there. I mean, if you think that you or Tyson or anyone else can just blindly say shit and expect people to believe it without actually proving it and then have the nerve to be insulted that we asked for proof, then why should we be the ones to prove what we say?
“I’ve met many dishonest politicians and I have met honest ones. The thing is that as the public, it is up to us to be informed enough to discourse and engage in debate to rat out the bad apples.”
Yet you believe that they should just rule over the populace, regardless of their honesty. You JUST said that, don’t deny it.
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1:51 am
You can’t even spell Mike’s correctly and you want us to think you know anything about genetics, ESPECIALLY when you make the claim that DNA can be changed by thought, AND then dare make the claim that I’m a ‘pleb’? For all you know, I’m a doctor or a lawyer or a politician, and when you consider the fact that you believe that only those with power should rule while the powerless should just stand by and watch, you end up saying that you think that Democracy should be taken down. This country, while it was discovered by greed, had it’s settlers show up here because they wanted to get away from the power-mad bastards that you descended from, and now you want to reverse all progress made.
Get back to me when you can properly spell your friend’s name, understand the concept of DNA, and learn that the country you claim to love oh-so-much has ideals that are vastly different than what you want to impose onto people.
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1:55 am
It even speaks the street vernacular. How cute!
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1:58 am
erm what?
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2:01 am
LN is an “it”. It speaks in the vulgar tongue, that is, an idiot’s ranting.
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2:04 am
no one is an it even if they do ramble on in pointless arguments sometimes the only time i would classify some human as an it is if they’ve killed some one for fun
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2:08 am
Being vulgar does not mean ones an idiot, it’s just a way to get a point across or to show emotion.
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2:09 am
So because you can’t think of any good come back, because you know I’m right, and because you can’t come up with a single point that I said that was wrong, you have to resort to an actual ad hominem, AND be wrong in the process. Two fails in one, good going Adam!
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2:00 am
Adam, I do believe you suffer from severe mental retardation. Seek help. Claiming to be a doctor when all you’ve done is fucked cats isn’t a good thing.
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2:00 am
Just juding from your typical thoughts, I doubt you can handle the world of quantum mechanics amalgamated with genetic theory.
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2:09 am
Congratulations, you know big words, now how about actually reading up on that considering how you know nothing about genetics if you think one’s cellular structure can changed simply based on a choice they made.
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2:22 am
congratz you know some big words now try to understand this In quantum mechanics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states precise inequalities that constrain certain pairs of physical properties, such as measuring the present position while determining future momentum; both cannot be simultaneously done to arbitrarily high precision. That is, the more precisely one property is measured, the less precisely the other can be controlled or determined. One may, at least, be able to identify the average momentum and position of particles using weak measurements. Furthermore, it is possible to imagine a hypothetical apparatus that measures the history of a particular particle’s successive positions and momentums while also measuring times and energies to arbitrary accuracies.
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2:46 am
All I am coming in to say is………. Since you know significantly large words, comprehend this. Anharmonic oscillators, such as the pendulum, are widely used for precision measurement and to model nonlinear phenomena. Fluctuations—such as thermal or quantum mechanical noise—can excite random motion in the oscillator, ultimately imposing a bound on measurement sensitivity. In systems where equilibrium is established with the environment, noise-induced broadening scales with the intensity of fluctuations. But how does noise affect an out-of-equilibrium oscillator where the motion is varied faster than energy is exchanged with the environment? We create such a scenario by applying fast, frequency-chirped voltage pulses to a nonlinear superconducting resonator where the ring-down time is longer than the pulse duration. Under these conditions, the circuit oscillates with either small or large amplitude depending on whether the drive voltage is below or above a critical value3. This phenomenon, known as autoresonance, is significant in planetary dynamics and plasmas, enables the excitation of particles in cyclotron accelerators and may even be used to detect the state of a quantum two-level system. Our results show that the amplitude of fluctuations determines the initial conditions of such a non-equilibrium oscillator and does not affect its time evolution.
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2:56 am
well….thats what id call a one two punch
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3:00 am
I’m willing to bet that Adam’s going to either back out like the little bitch he is, or he’s going to say that Ryatin doesn’t know what he’s talking about, then call him a pleb. Bonus if Adam has a typo or grammar mistake in his response.
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8:41 pm
Yawn. Come back when you don’t have to plagiarize your response.
http://www.nature.com/nphys/journal/v7/n2/full/nphys1867.html
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9:16 pm
I’m shocked, Adam actually researched something! Still doesn’t mean that he knows what he’s talking about though, sad case.
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1:30 pm
hmmm thats on an article somewhere…i had to memorize that when i was in highschool
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3:07 am
Double if he says something to etrius.
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4:34 am
I’m sure this was done by TOP christian scientist..oh wait…
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9:09 am
Heck, you all lost me. What is the take home message for my local Church of some 2000 souls?
Are you folks trying to bamboozle us simple Christians with this jargon? I heard that there is a part of the human brain that is reserved for God – in your nerdy ‘scientist’ brains is that section very small? Or worse still, hijacked by the devil?
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1:44 am
What a load of psuedo-scientific bull pucky.
you said:
To the right, we again see the DNA of a normal person and that of a homogay fecal fister. Look at how the DNA disbands in the non-normal person.
Now if DNA starts comeing apart wouldn’t a person die??
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3:06 pm
Mike left out a very important point – Epigenetic memory. It was discovered in the Ethiopian Institute of Biblical Science that phenotype plasticity causes homosexual manifestations due to environmental factors (e.g. choosing to be homosexual, living among homosexuals) but more importantly, epigenetic memory causes this phenotypic change to be propagated.
In other words, if you are homosexual, there is a high likelihood that your child will be, too. If you are heterosexual but you enjoy watching gay porn, it can cause phenotype alterations in your sperm’s mitochondrial DNA which will manifest as an epigenetic defect in your child – i.e. your child can become homosexual based on your exposure to homosexual activities, urges or even curiosity.
If homosexuality is manifested by phenotype plasticity and epigenetic memory, does it mean that people are created homosexual?
The answer is DEFINITELY NOT. Phenotype plasticity is a response to environmental factors, as mentioned. Epigenetic memory results from the changes caused by phenotype plasticity and other acquired epigenetic traits as a result of our lifestyle and environment.
In other words, our choices will affect our DNA.
At our esteemed Biblical science institute, we have witnessed the power of prayer and baptism in gradually reversing this genetic damage. Thank God, in all His wisdom, that phenotypic and epigenetic alterations are bidirectional. They can happen, but they can also be reversed. The power of prayer and the saving grace of our Lord Jesus Christ have also been shown to be propagated epigenetically. If you are saved, so will your children at birth, until they stray from the path of Christian Truth, at which point the epigenetic damage sets in.
This is the scientific basis for our fervor to save souls.. That mankind has sinned is a parable for the cumulative epigenetic damage we have brought upon ourselves through our sinful ways, and by returning to God, by renouncing the damaging sinful ways of the material world, the epigenetic damage can be reversed. Only then will we revert to our original form, created in His image, genetically untainted.
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9:13 pm
Mitochondrial DNA from a sperm is not passed onto the child. Only maternal mitochondrial DNA is inherited.
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12:46 am
For those of you taking this way too seriously, Christwire is a great satirical website.
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