Obama Death Panels: No Social Security For Our Nation’s Elderly, Starting August 3rd
On Tuesday President Barack Obama shocked geriatric Americans after a startling announcement: death panels are real and that the nation’s oldest, most vulnerable citizens will be cut off from the majority of their Medicare benefits in 2012.
“I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven’t resolved this issue. Because there may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it,” Mr. Obama said in an interview with CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley, according to excerpts released by CBS News.
Shocked Americans recoiled, expressing outrage and disdain for Obama’s vow to cut Medicare.
“My husband died defending this nation during World War II and I raised my three sons by myself, from doing odd washing jobs and then going on to work a state job as a auditor,” said Rose Blevins, a retiree from Southern Florida. She continued, “I lost two more of my boys in Vietnam and still, worked hard to ensure my last remaining son had a good life and he has, and I love my grandkids from him. But now, I don’t know how I will make it. How can Obama make me sacrifice by living in poverty after all me and my family have given this country?”
The sentiment shared by Blevins is one sweeping the nation, making us wonder exactly who have we allowed to call himself president in our White House.
Economists and political scholars all agree that to overcome this crisis, America must again turn the Reaganomics. During the 80s, America spent phenomenal amounts of money, yet, was able to force our greatest competitors — the Japanese, the British and the Soviets — into economic irrelevancy. Now, Obama is threatening to bankrupt America by taunting Boehner with anti-Reagan fiscal policies that will leave our elderly without Medicare, food, air conditioning and their social security penchants, a right every American over 65 should be given, by the edict of morality.
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Our country is bankrupt because Obama has secretly allowed afro-Saxons not to pay taxes. And of the taxes he has collected 35% of them are funneled to his native Kenya. Have you noticed how we hear about all these other countries having economic problems Greece, Iceland etc…., but not Kenya? They are swimming in our cash.
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“Our country is bankrupt because Obama has secretly allowed afro-Saxons not to pay taxes.”
Proof or you admit to being an idiot.
As for you Chuck, nice way to bullshit the people. Obama isn’t cutting medicare on purpose, he’s saying that if shit isn’t done and taken care of soon, then there won’t be any money to go to social security. How is him saying ““I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven’t resolved this issue” the same as him ‘vowing to cut Medicare’? The answer? It isn’t, you’re just making up shit to make him look bad. And you want to bitch about how liberals twist the media.
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Young lady, you are in need of some good Christain help. You are very misguided if you think President Obama a better Christain than the wonderful author, or August.
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oh obamas doing a horrible job i agree but L.N has a point its not the same thing
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Look little lady, this isn’t a site for people who can’t read. freerider knows what I’m talking about.
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ive seen plenty of examples of people twisting words on here or from people who only have basic literature skills but at the same time everyone jas the right to voice his or her opinion
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There’s a difference between an opinion and a belief. Opinions can change; beliefs don’t, and the insane here have a belief that whatever they think is true and anything to the contrary is wrong. If people want to bitch about Obama, fine, but if you aren’t going to use valid reasons, then you aren’t voicing your opinion, you’re just being an idiot (not you directly), and these kinds of people will bitch about everything and use completely false information just to make themselves look better.
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well i dont like obama because he cemented shut where we were storing used nuclear materials from powerplants getting ridof it was like 10% of our energy income he’s made it harder to get coal cutting it down even more and destroying many jobs and he’s forcing us into green energy way to fast wich is part of while we’re still in this depression
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You see, THAT is a perfectly valid reason for not liking Obama. It’s one thing to hate his decisions, but all these people can come up with is ‘he’s a liberal!’ or ‘he’s a Muslim!’ or ‘he’s black!’. I respect your opinion and I don’t have a positive image of Obama either because I feel that the decisions that he’s made weren’t working. He has good intentions, but he’s going about it in all of the wrong ways that’s causing more harm. The insane writers here, however, will use false information or make racial remarks about him or ANYTHING ELSE other than the decisions that he’s made and the things he’s done.
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glad to see someone doesnt consider me to be a retard due to my opinions and to not be called racist for them either
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It’s not racist to hate a black man for the things he’s done. It IS racist to hate a black man for what he’s done, and assume that ALL black people are like him, that he’s the rule, not the exception. The writers here, though, refuse to understand that concept. They’re racist through-and-through, yet they don’t admit it. You’re dislike of Obama is based on the actions that he’s taken and the negative outcomes of them among other things. These people hate him because he’s black and think he’s Kenyan, and refuse to comment on anything else.
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wow someone condemed my reasons for not liking obama same stuff happens with people i work with their valid reaons and people act like there not
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These death panels are terrifying. One of the children at my church told me that his grandmother was sentenced by Obama’s panels and she is scheduled to die next Tuesday. My prayers are with her and all the other victims.
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oh yeah, seriously. The insurance companies…I mean, Obama, is refusing to let me get health insurance because I have major back problems and seizures.
Please people! Palin created the term “death panels.” You know what it refers to? Patients telling their doctor how many times they want to be revived if they die in a hospital bed.
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Your grandmother is in our prayers. I only hope that Obama isn’t as effective as he is liberal, and that the bureaucracy will somehow mess this up.
God Bless America!
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If I don’t get my check I will have some words for him.
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it would take more then just you to make a difference i sujjest you get at least 100 people to help you you will at least be noticed then
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Is the life of one sweet American grandmother like Susan not enough, freerider? Why do you hate our nation’s elders?
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How is he hating our nation’s elders? He made a very valid point; the government isn’t going to give two shits about a little ol’ lady in the south, and if they can’t give out social security checks, they aren’t going to listen to just one person bitch about it. If she wants something to be done, she needs to get a large group of people from a small area and start speaking out and sending letters to the government with signatures from at LEAST a hundred people.
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Why do you hate women, Haitians, Asians, Muslims, atheists, Mexicans, liberals, and cats?
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Doctor Nelson does not hate anything except for sin. He would not like me saying this as he is very modest, but I saw a sizable donation in his name recently go to Haiti.
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Adam wants them all dead, whoever you saw donate that money was NOT this one.
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I am so concerned for our elderly – my mom is 94 – depends solely on your social security check without it she has no rent, no food, basically she will have nothing. Like thousands of other elderly in America. I am not racist or nor to I hate Obama, but if he and congress make this stand to stop SS check – I think they will be doing more damage than good for our country. Where will the elderly go to live, it takes money, are have they forgot, to have an apt, home, assisted living, and food and water. I pray for our country and our elderly as we face the next couple of days and weeks. May they be ever so mindful of them. Our elderly are to be respected and cherished not put out to die in the streets of our towns and cities.
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There are lots of critical posts about Christwire implying that this is a ‘troll website’. Well I am a farmer in Iowa and my neighbours are united in their support for the sentiments expressed by Christian posters on this site who attempt to expose the evils in our American society. The critics should be mindful of Judgment Day.
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The reason why there isn’t money for this is because Republicans in congress are pushing for a regressive tax system that taxes the poor more heavily and the rich lightly. Essentially a continuation of “Reaganomics”.
You are all misattributing this social security malfunction to President Obama and not the real oppressor: conservatives. His obstacle in sending out the checks is the money, and we can’t get that without raising the debt ceiling or taxing the rich; simple and plain.
If this website is really where you all get your news from, I seriously suggest venturing over to watching MSNBC and Fox News (get both sides of the story) and look at news papers on the internet. Because looking through this website, about 75% of information is wrong.
Jerome
- Temple University
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There must be a reason the owls only come out at night.
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It’s called being nocturnal, lots of animals are, does not mean they are evil
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Demons are nocturnal…
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Demons come out during the day, haven’t you ever watched Charmed? In you logic that stuff really happens right?
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How about this CI: What does that have to do with owls?
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The creatures of the night are extremely dangerous, i believe that Demons can possess all nocturnal animals (owls, cats, bats, etc).
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If you truly believe that CI I think you may need to seek professional help.
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You believe in witchcraft spells, potions, voodoo dolls, magic rituals, vampires, a goat god (satan?), reincarnation, ouija boards, sorcery books, etc… and you think I need help ?
It is clear that YOU are the one that is completely crazy.
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And you believe someone died than rose from the dead, but yet you hate zombies, you are hypocritical and you really are the one that needs the help
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Temple’s mascot is the Owl, dolt.
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What’s your point Adam? Rats had spread the plague once upon a time, does that mean all rats should be condemned for it? No it dosent
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This homogay, muslim, tribal beast wants to destroy our great Christian nation. We need to STOP HIM !
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“Christian” nation? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! We are a secular nation, go read the Constitution you conservative crazies worship so fervently!
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Explain to me how can you be Homogay and Christian ? Have you read the Bible ?
Homogays cant be Christians. God hates your depraved sinful lifestyle and you are going to burn forever in HELL !
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Oh, you poor deluded fool… Let me give you a quote from the Bible… “For God so loved the world, he gave his only Son so that all who believed in him may have eternal life. John 3:16″ Also, read the book The God Box by Alex Sanchez. It might open your eyes a bit.
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Should also read Chad Thompson’s Loving Homosexuals as Jesus Would.
Jesus loved the prostitutes, he would love the gays.
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Also, “Don’t hate the sinner, hate the sin.” is what I was always taught.
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I am not interested in your homogay propaganda, the Bible is CLEAR your lifestyle is a SIN.
That “Don’t hate the sinner” stuff is NOT from the Bible. YOU are the one that is a deluded fool READ THE BIBLE it might open YOUR eyes.
GOD hates YOU.
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That is not a very Christian thing of you to say, aren’t you supposed to be forgiving and tolerant?
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I don’t believe that at all. You can look it up, the first quote is from the Bible, the second was from my Confirmation counselor. Yeah, that’s right, I’m a confirmed Christian, and that was after I came out. God loves me as a unique human being with unique skills.
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Also, what is my “lifestyle” pray tell? I am a virgin, and intend to remain one. I don’t believe in the club lifestyle. My mom’s best friend and his partner have never been to a club in their lives, and he is a successful politician.
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Christian, I am very proud of you for sticking with your beliefs and still being the person you really are, very commendable in my book!
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Thanks Shannon, I don’t hear that very often. Sadly, what CI here is saying, I hear repeated too often at my high school.
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Highschool wasn’t an easy time for me either, I found out many hard things about the life I though I had and people picked on me and made fun of me for but now that I’m in my 20s and I look back on it, it really made me a stronger person in the long run, plus I am more successful than half my graduating class and I realize I went through all that for a reason, it gets better I promise
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Shannon :
I am tolerant and loving.
(False)Christian and (Homo)Gay:
It does not matter what you believe, your lifestyle is a Sin and God hates you (READ THE BIBLE).
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Wow… Do I NEED to repeat my earlier two quotes? I believe that love is love, no matter what gender the person you love is. My boyfriend and I are both (real) Christians and we went to prom together recently.
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god hates you for judging someone, dosent the bible say thou shall not judge, and that he is the only one who can judge people?
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Thanks Shannon, I’m lucky to have a group of friends who don’t care whether or not I’m gay.
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No problem I’m glad you have support, it’s not something I had much of back then
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Shanon:
I am not judging him/it. I am trying to save him/it from eternal suffering and torture.
HOMOGAY:
I understand your “beliefs”… I am telling you that you are WRONG !
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Yeah… With projects like It Gets Better and the Trevor Project, young teens struggling with their sexuality have a place to turn to.
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Too far, man.
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You know those projects are something I would be interested in helping out, are there websites for them?
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Also, tell me: where does Jesus say anything against homosexuals? I need real Bible quotes here. I’m trying to learn.
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I don’t believe that God approves of homosexuality. That said, CI, I don’t believe God hates at all. But if you reject him by embracing homosexuality, you are rejecting your opportunity to be with God. That is the definition of Hell. God wants to be with you, no matter how full of sin you are, you just have to accept him into your life!
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Hank: I do! I am at Mass every Sunday, where I was an altar boy and am now a lector and part-time Sacristan. My boyfriend is a cantor at my church. I also volunteer at my local homeless shelters and at my library, teaching younger children to read. I also have a 4.0 GPA in all AP classes.
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Also, in the future, CI, I would politely ask you to stop calling me, “homogay”, as I fing that extremely offensive. Thanks
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CI: IT??? IT!?!? How dare you call me an IT? I am a human being, created by God, with a distinct purpose in mind, like everyone else. Your purpose is obviously to hate on others. Well, good job…. See? You made me lose my temper. I hate when that happens.
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Look, I’ve been trying to go along with this joke, (this entire site is satirical, so don’t worry, he isn’t being serious) but I’m not going to anymore. Normally I believe comedy should never have borders, but the situation changes when you single out a person and berate him to no end. I had fun joking around, and laughing at the people who took me seriously, but this is just too far.
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Glad to see you really aren’t one of them lol, I understand this site is satire and have all along, but this crap, really aggravates the hell outa me!
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To be clear, I am talking about Christain intellectual.
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Yeah, You’re right. But, sadly, there are kids at my school who talk like that and believe it. This is just me venting. Sorry
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I am not joking. The Bible says that homogayness is wrong and i am just trying to save this confused boy with Tough love.
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It’s a confused world indeed if you are capable of love and God is not.
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But what you dont realize is this “tough love” is the kind of things that make kids commit suicide, you really should think twice before you write something
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sure and science is evil and having fun is evil and freedom is evil as well seriously go Kill yourself
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Confused? How exactly am I confused? And YOU are trying to save ME? Really?
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I don’t condone the idea that God hates anybody. Don’t listen to anybody that tells you that. That’s all I have to say.
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Thanks. God Bless!
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I believe that God hates Satan and evil people (homogayness is evil)
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Dude, you’ve taken it too far. It’s time to stop.
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So God DOESN’T love everyone, just the people who are elitist assholes. Since, ya know, you think EVERYONE who isn’t a Christian is gay.
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On a side note, you do realize, L.N., that you are making yourself look like one of the most stupid people here by attacking the site when it is obviously satire.
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L.N:
I treat everyone here with Love and Respect, please don’t insult me.
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That’s a joke!
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And you gotta admit, It’s pretty Damn funny.
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CI, that’s true. But not if they’re gay. Or liberal. Or Muslim. Or black. Or anything that isn’t Christian.
And Nathan? Shhhhhhhhhh…
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Wow… Ci, being gay is not evil. Homosexuality is not a choice, and therefore not a sin. Scientists have proven that there is a genetic predisposition to attraction to the same sex.
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I don’t care what your pro-homogay scientist have “proven”. The BIBLE proves that homogayness is a choice and evil.
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What particular passage CI? The New Testament barely covers homosexuality and thanks to the number of edits made to it, it’s quite possible certain bits of text were removed so that the end result says that homosexuality is bad, while it originally was otherwise.
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I find it easy to be incredulous at the number of people who can’t understand that this site is satire, but at the same time … is it right to single out those clueless few and berate them until they feel bad about themselves? Is that what the purpose of this satire is? It’s all fine and well when people come on here and find something to vent about, that’s funny I suppose … but not eating them alive.
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Exactly.
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Couldn’t agree more!
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You’re exactly right… Christian Intellectual, I’m sorry for berating you to no end. If I made you feel bad about yourself, I sincerely apologize.
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CI has the intelligence of roadkill, and he honestly means every word he says. You apologizing to him is not going to help things. In fact, because of idiots like him taking an apology for ONE thing to mean something ELSE, you might have made things worse.
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These liberals are destroying our country. If we could stop taxing the corporations and the wealthy, and start taxing those welfare queens, then we could get this house back in order.
Elect Bachman in 2012!
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I agree with Ice, We need to cut all these minority give outs and help the troops. Welfare doesn’t help our country, it makes us weak and lazy. Unemployment is a problem for the low income community. We should send all the homosexuals and social leaches to Haiti.
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