Reddit Raelians Hack News of the World, Destroy Rupert Murdoch
Reddit is a poorly designed html 1.0 site founded by homosexual Japanese college dropouts who are all followers of the Raelian religion.
The logo and site were created in the late 1970s, initially as a counter-war protest net.o by a group of Japanese students who were still smarting over ‘American aggression’. Using their advanced American Morse hacking techniques gleened from years in anti-Democracy Japanese school systems and university, these prototype ‘script kiddies’ were able to access America’s NORDROM, or, the precursor to what we know as the internet.
What the Raelians failed to realize, even until this day, is that the internet is a two-lane highway. Information can come in, but it also goes out.
When the CIA discovered the primitive Reddit site, even in the 1970s they were appalled. Had Japanese children managed to master HTML and cobble together a crude community for their imagination, or was it a scheme more perverse, a dashing look into the deepest, most lustful beliefs and desires into the Japanese mind? With one click of the button, we began to unfold the true religion, thoughts and habits of Japan through Reddit.com.
Reddit Raelians: A New Anti-US, Anti-Morality Movement
The key hallmarks of Raelian Reddit movement is a rabid defense of homosexual and socialist policies. The radical liberal teachings that fester and corrupt the minds of our college students is a plague born from the Japanese orginators of this mess.
It has long been the goal of Reddit.com to:
1) Legalize Universal Homomarriage, public right for anal docking and destroy Rupert Murdoch*/any moral news organization.
2) Legalize marijuana, so more people will become brainwashed from this mind-altering drug that smokes like LSD and then believe in the bizarre religion of Reddit.
3) Make people believe it is possible to become immortal by creating advanced computer programs that can ‘download’ the brain, and then downloading your brain into a new cloned body. A look into Reddit’s science section is a peek into stark naked perversion: tentacle sex orgies, brain experiments, zombie fascination, flesh rendering to achieve orgasm and finally tying it all together with fantasy science propaganda on techcrunch.com and even doubly worse wired.com (wired, another reference to marijuana culture. To become ‘wired’ on marijuana means you have become addicted).
4) Destroy America to get revenge for World War II by supporting Democrats like Barack Obama, who believe in global governments, communism and making comedies about abortions of American children.

Raelian movement still thrives with its origin site Reddit.com. These ‘seedlings’ of Rael, the administrators of Reddit, boast their original “Destroy America with Homosexual Agenda”, written in their Japanese language on the signs. Notice their mascot, a Raelian, its computer-like head being a symbol of Raelian religious belief that we can download our brains into a computer, where Democrats can then ‘whitewash’ it and reprogram it with purely liberal thoughts. They will then upload these brains into a new cloned body (the poorly drawn body of the alien, to represent imperfection in cloning techniques due to mytotic spindle errors) and have a larger liberal army. The more immortal humans that are created, the more powerful Reddit and their liberal Democrat Japanese homosocialist religion would become in their scenario.
Reddit, Destroying the Media Giants One by One
Reddit uses ‘Soshdong Sudoku’, a perverted homosexual brainwashing technique first discovered in the Hubei region of China. When China was attacked by Japanese Nazis during World War II, the Hubei region met Japan with defiance. It is said the men of the region homosexually attacked Japanese soldiers, catching them off guard by standing fully erect and without clothing as they prepared for battle.
Though the Chinese did not suspect that in Japanese culture, men are enticed by such things (all Japanese men participate in Kanamara Matsuri on their 18th birthday. Kanamara Matsuri Yaoi roughly translates to kissing of 18 penis scepters), later scholarly study revealed that the Chinese were forced to teach Japan how they were able to brainwash all the men in the Hubei region to act like bona-fide homosexuals.
The answer, marijuana.
Marijuana is a hallucinogenic compound that causes cancer and drug addiction. It smokes like LSD and addicts oft times reveal it packs the punch of ‘Black Ice’, or crystal meth cocaine laced with formaldehyde. For this reason the Republican party, Drug Free America, ChristWire, Fox News, Digg.com and myriad other conservative organizations remain vigilant in the fight against this drug in America and in the lesser countries of the world.
Reddit wants to legalize marijuana, so more men will turn homosexual, a key to the Raelian movement. As you can see with Reddit’s administrators in the image above, they all wear homosexual pink and in their Japanese lettering, reveal their agenda for the the world to become homosexual via brainwashing, which they will do in two parts.
Step one is a media war, where they support sites like Huffingtonpost-AOL and destroy sites that are bound by conservatism, most notably Fox News, The Daily Mail and Sky News, our corporate superstars.
In Reddit’s latest attempt to destroy America and bring in an ‘immortal army of hacking homosexuals’, they have targetted Fox News. Last week, they hacked the servers of Fox News to make them ‘tweet’ that our American President Barack Obama had been harmed. Not content with tarnishing Fox’s reputation, they went straight for the heart of Rupert Murdoch’s new love child, News of the World, which is the United Kingdom’s largest and most respected newspaper.
In an ultimate attempt to destroy American News credibility, Reddit.com has done the unthinkable. Just as seen with the Zimmerman Telegram and Gavrilo Princip killing the archduke, or even more memorable when Muslim terrorist Sirhan Sirhan of the Black Hand assassinated Robert Kennedy, Reddit has thrown the world into turmoil. We are on the brink of war.
With but a push of a button, Reddit has discredited News of the World, a chief property of Rupert Murdoch.
THE END OF THE WORLD

Reddit is trying to finish of Fox News, News of the World and ultimately, News Corp, the organization that has brought us our most staunch allies: Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Mike Huckabee, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and many more. It is through our alliance that we and the Christian Coalition, Family Rights Council and Real Clear Politics are able to police the world and report on what dangers we need to boycott, praise or condemn.
And all this now stands in the fray, as Huffington’s ally in Reddit.com has masterminded a scheme to make it look like News of the World hacked the phones of soldiers who had fallen in our War on Terror. The work is impressive and only something so menancing and exact in calculation, it could be done by an American or Japan. And since Reddit is owned by Japanese Raelians, we know who is responsible.
The headlines are already rolling in from the UK and will hit America in the morning:
LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWN:
Coulson 'to be arrested tomorrow'...
Gov't decision on SKY takeover 'delayed'...
REBEKAH OFFERED TO STEP ASIDE...
'Shocked and amazed'...
End of an era?
SUN TO RISE SUNDAYS?
NEWS CORP SHARES CLOSE FLAT...
LIVE UPDATE...
And the most harrowing of all.
An End to the World of Moral Reporting.
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Funniest satire site since *the Onion*! Bravo! Comedic genius!
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This Reddit sounds like a squinty eyed menace that we must guard against. This site is now blocked on the family computer to keep my teens away from this sino-homo-filth.
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faggotLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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yeah, I should block Christian sites and their outdated, biased, racist stupid shit too. But I won’t since anyone intelligent can see what bullshit religion is.
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“It smokes like LSD”
Don’t people use LSD as an oral drug? Thought it came in “blots”, kind of like little half-spheres on paper.
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I don’t know about this Reddit, but I love shopping at NORDROM.
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I had never heard of Realism but it seems very sinful. Thank you, Amber, for this expose and for teaching me about this sin religion. Another concern: how do you think these Japanese learned to write in American?
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realism provide reality In other word You Lives in a world of realism but since you don,t believe in it you surely don,t live don’t you ?? I mean come on everyone know what is realism
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They went to school and didn’t waste their time in stupid religious bullshit. Education is important religion is not.
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Holy Jesus, you people are worse trolls than /b/ and SA. Props.
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That’s a photo of a Korean group, not Japanese at all. Are you fucking high or something?
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If you look at their banner the false god on it is the same as what’s used on their site Reddit. You can see the connection.
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Btw Rael is from quebec ( even if mos tpeople doenst Like him and making fun of Him )
and these people are actually Korean
oh and They are not making fun of american culture since american doesnt even have any culture at all You stole everything from Other country
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Don’t go to Reddit.com they gave me a virus and raped my cat!
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Reddit is a sick clan of homosexual hackers.
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This guy is secretly gay. Shh don’t tell anyone.
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HAHAHA this is fucking awesome. Whoever wrote this was definitely on acid, this is the most whack shit I have ever seen.
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Christianity: Ancient fairytale that some idiot believed long ago and started a cult that grew to millions members over time.
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Imagine where the world would be without religion. I wish I was in that world.
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Reddit.com is a great website for people who share interesting links and photos. It just so happens that the majority of Redditors are Atheists. Personally I hate everything about the Christian religion and in no way is this website a “sin.” Yes, there is porn on this website, but that is no reason to consider it a sin. Go Reddit and boo Christianity.
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So Reddit allows children to post on the site and also has pornography, yet you do not find it a ‘sin’. What sort of sickos are you Raelians, I bet if we investigated 3/4 jurors on the Casey Anthony trial were Redditors.
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If a child is finding porn then the parents are doing a shitty job. It’s not the internet’s fault that the child found porn on it, it’s the fault of the parent for not utilizing the tools that the internet browser gives them that restricts access to that sort of thing.
What people like you are saying is that parents don’t have to parent and that it’s the fault of everything else that’s doing bad things to kids. If a kid finds porn on the internet, it’s not because the internet is evil, it’s because the kid’s parents didn’t bother putting on the parental controls.
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When you’re tricking kids to the site with little cutsie square headed robot mascots then bombarding their eyes with pornography and articles praising Obama, that is just sick and the Japanese administrators are behind it.
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Yes…. Reddit is so evil that it doesn’t have an r/Christianity section at all (complete sarcasm)
Bravo on the satire, lol.
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fabulous faithpalm. i love it.
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i think you a fact.
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this website trolls hard
jesus died, lol
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If you hate Reddit so much why is it in your “Share this Article” list? You people are crazy
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Sweet JESUS, this site is hilarious.
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This site is crazy! Do people actually read this and believe it?!
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I would like to know your sources for your outrageous claims on the effects of marijuana. I don’t want a biased religious source. I want a purely 3rd party scientifically based source… oh wait you don’t have one? Because even an idiot knows those things aren’t true? Isn’t it against the Christian religion to lie? Also smokes like LSD? Do you have any idea what LSD even is? How do you even know how to use the internet?
Basically what I’m looking at here with this article is brain diarrhea. You know I’m a fictional writer. Could I write for this website? It looks like all I have to do is find a controversial topic and say whatever I want about the topic even blatant outright lies. Hell I could even find an insignificant and harmless topic like reddit and write about it. I could probably bang my head on the keyboard and it would have the same exact effect.
You wanna talk about brainwashing? LOOK AT THE ARTICLE YOU JUST WROTE. You are doing the same thing. You’re make up outrageous crap so people will believe and think the same as you. Do you even believe what you wrote?
Is this site even real? Are people this moronic? It seems like in order to believe the stuff on this site you’d have to make an effort to stay uninformed on the world, wear a tinfoil helmet, and never leave your house.
You’re free to be christian. I have no problem with that, but writing nothing but lies is doing nothing to further your cause. No god would condone this bullshit.
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Look at the druggies try to defend their ‘precious herb’ lol.
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You realize that this site is satirical, right?
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