Redneck, Black or Mexican: A New Highway Pastime.
Atlanta is known for it’s disgusting traffic. Rush hour in the morning and afternoon can make a normally wonderful Christian lady “lose her religion” at time like this I find it helps to keep your mind occupied. It helps if there are others in the car, but sometimes conversation wears out. And as enjoyable as reading from the good book is I dont recomend it during traffic. Even if the traffic is crawling along at 5 mph. God may be your co-pilot but maybe the idiot that is about to cut you off is an athiest without a godly co-pilot or worse an Islamacist suicide bomber that is looking for martyrdom with his pagan Ahlah co-pilot
Along time ago the game Slug Bug was popular. Who ever was first to see a Volkswagon Bug punched the other player. It passed the time and served the purpous to remind us that owning foriegn cars is a slippery path to the pain of damnation. There is Eye Spy, but who wants to play 20 questions about something? Anyway in our modern world most of those games are obsolete, much like myself I am afraid.
But the other day I picked up one of my great grand kids for the day, and we played a wonderful new game that his parents had been taught him.
It is called simply “Redneck, Black or Mexican”.
The rules are simple as well. In traffic (this works best on at least a 4 lane road) you see a pick up truck ahead of you and you guess as to the ethnicity of the driver. Is it a Redneck, Black, or Mexican? Now that you know the game and rules lets see how well you can do. Answers will be at the end.
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ANSWERS:
Picture #1: This was an easy one. Notice the confederate flag, NASCAR 29, and Deer on the tag. REDNECK.
Picture #2: Big wheels = Black
Picture #3: Typical gaudy Mexican
Picture #4: Black
Picture #5: WOW…MEXICAN!!! PLEASE CALL BORDER PATROL!!!
Picture #6: Redneck
Picture #7: Mexicans are the only people who paint tacky murals on they’re cars.
Picture #8: Redneck
Picture #9: Mexican
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5:48 pm
Old cranky white lady I have to tell you that I think you are a racist old bitch. But I will be playing that in traffic tomorrow morning on my way to work.
AND YES I DO HAVE A JOB, and no it itsn’t selling drugs!
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2:31 am
Militant Negro,
Why do you people think everything is about you? This is a driving game to keep the kids occupied, not some million man march talking point.
I suppose if this game ended with a smack on the head or tried to identify rival gang members you’d be fine with it. Stop being so racist!
I’m not a racists and neither is Susan. We both love Popeye’s chicken.
Kind regards,
BB
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2:39 am
Blanche do you like chocolate?
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2:48 am
When it’s good chocolate.
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3:03 am
Oh my chocolate is good baby! Want me to break you off a piece?
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6:06 pm
she’s not a racist old bitch, she (he??) just plays one really well. i especially love how picture #5 is clearly NOT in america – looks like vietnam or something similar.
i do truly hate confederate flags. they are the poster flag for racism. time to do away with that nonsense.
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9:56 pm
I agree I am not a racist. Although I grew up in the South and love it here I agree with yor idea of the flag. The deal is is was used very little in the actual war. Most groups used their own local group flags.
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8:31 pm
Susan aren’t you a little to old to be still having a drivers licence? Besides your “game” is racist, I think you should just stick with the licence plate game.
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9:58 pm
How is this racist? It is talking about all races other than Indians, the other Indians, Orientals, and the terrorists. This is a very inclusionist game, you should like that
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8:57 pm
There are only one type of Indians madam. The one’s from India.
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8:58 pm
Susan, quit bitching about the traffic. DON’T WORRY, you’ll make it to Country Kitchen Buffet before the early bird special ends, so just RELAX.
Elderly drivers are a recipe for disaster.
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9:59 pm
That is very agist thinking, you should be ashamed.
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9:16 pm
she can always sit passenger and play license plate bingo. who doesn’t love that game?
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9:26 pm
I have one for you…when you see a car driving 10mph below the speed limit: asian or old lady
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9:30 pm
More than likely old woman who can’t even see over the steering wheel!
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10:11 pm
Is the turn signal on?
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9:29 pm
i go old lady?
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10:00 pm
I think your all going to hell.
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10:04 pm
Hell dosent exsist remember? Besides if that’s where you not, that’s where I’d rather be! Atleast it will be fun.
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10:10 pm
Hi Shannon, we don’t believe you can create an afterlife for yourself because it’s convenient for you. I’d be happy to talk to you further about this if needed.
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10:14 pm
August we have discussed this many times before, you still can not convince me hell exists.
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10:59 pm
shannon I though we were becoming friends
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11:05 pm
And who are you? We have never had a discussion before.
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2:35 am
I was trying to get your number before
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2:37 am
so do you like black guys or are you racist too?
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11:13 am
Oh I’m not racist, but why would I give my number to some random dude over the Internet? Sorry but I’m not that kind of girl.
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11:23 am
My dear grandmother didn’t believe in cancer. Nevertheless she succumbed to it.
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11:41 am
That’s a bad analogy, there is scientific proof of cancer, there is no scientific proof of hell.
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12:17 pm
I am not sure if the proof really matters. If there had been no proof, the same thing would still have happened to her.
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12:20 pm
It’s still a bad analogy though.
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12:02 am
Honestly, I can’t figure out if this whole site is a joke or not. Almost everything I’v read on this site is so off base with facts about everything.
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8:26 pm
Debbi, you seem to have a poor attitude. I need to view more of christwire.
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9:45 pm
What a nice, wholesome family game. The fact that it includes red necks proves that there is nothing racist about this fun game.
I have to say that I thought #8 was Mexican for sure, but then I saw your answers, went back and realized that I didn’t read the mud flaps. I guess I shouldn’t be doing border patrol for a while!
My boys and girls will be playing this fun game on the drive back from Church on Sunday, as we head off to Luby’s.
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11:25 am
I think picture three was a Martian. Not a Mexican. Anyone who would do that to their car is not only clearly not from this planet, they’re probably so mad they’ve never even heard of Earth.
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