Scientists At National Weather Service Now Spreading Homo Gay Agenda
Now even scientists are trying to auger boys in their backsides. Look at this Obama administration filthy. Filthy!
Today when checking the weather I spat at my Oat Brans in disgust! Science is now being used as the astroglide lube of the gay agenda to molest our families with pitter patter talks of “Celsius” and “Explosion fury mercury pommels in the pooslot”.
You see what these National Weather Services gays are up too. They are trying to coax everyone with Weekly Reader fun images. They are trying to make this all a throwback to the innocence of childhood.
They want us to think nothing of this image, but if you look with a careful eye you can see subliminal homosexuality in built within! First, look at the Sun. It is whistling dixie and gusting the gales of fecal matter all over the town. It has its mother puckered like a street corner knee stocking flavor seeking homosexual whore hipster in West Hollywood.
Then, with its left hand what is it doing? It is fandangling a liquid mercury thermometer that’s turgid with red sin and ready to explode with the moist heats of Satan’s rubbing thighs.
Just like a Satan Scepter, that ‘thermoemter’ is ready to explode and has the classic lifesack and rod design to it! This is just like when Tyson reported Gay Son Rebels by Drawing Huge Penis on Parents Roof!
Oh my heart is racing with anger my friends. I could only wish this were 400 years ago, because I would take all these homo raining men weather girl scientists, like them up in the tower then laugh with delight as I threw away the key and used kerosene to hear them squeal and beg “Uncle” as they seared and seared until Weatherman Satan reported to them the skies in hell are always cloudy with sulfur and African hot lava will burn them forever and ever!
The National Weather Service is supposed to warn us about storms and ice wrath, so we can then report what states are sinning due to the bad weather. Never was the point of the NWS to stand for Nogging White Suburbanunuses.
Even on their graph on this homoerotic comic ploy, they are giving a bukake rating. Bukake comes from Japanese anime and science mixed together, to mean how much the satan spittle is at risk of escpaing your life rod. Japanese are sick people who love to make film nasties and when they turn 18, girls have no idea if they will need to know this for reality shows so are taught their senior year of high school. We can see the scientists at the National Weather Service have been tuning into anime pornagraphy.
Level 80 Degrees – Caution
In America, 80 degrees is usually a nice day and you can go out a mow your yard and racker your chickens, your cows in comfort. But for the Japos and gays, it is the tantalizing bit of finger tickling the taunter. Gays will try to reach their hands down your pants off guard, so you may be tempted to spattle all over the place. They try to tickle you and get a ’80 Degrees’ rating from you and more especially your children because that’s the true target of gays.
Level 100 Degrees – True Caution
At this point is where gays get excited and start licking their chops. They want to taste your children as fresh as possible so here they know a spittle is nearing immenent values. If they can milk your Weatherman studying college son with this technique and making him confused with images of cartoon suns and a professor hand down his pants as he squirms and bites his bottom lip, they know that Stage 3 Humidty Exhaustion will start clouding his mind. It’s just like when a tramp tempts a good man to have an affair.
You lose moisture to yoru down there specialities and the diversion from the brain turns off your morality center, it just dries up. IT’s not a man’s fault at this point but the attacker. Your college sun is the victim and here you are thinking they are just learning about hot weather.
Level 130 Degrees - Freddie Mercury Gay Explosion
Did you know the prouncing homosexual Freddy Mercury started off his career as a weather reporter with the National Weather Service? He got his name for doing ‘hot’ reports and singing the weather, then causing the gays around him to tallywhack their reddened thermomemter into poison liquid spilled out. This is why Reagan’s administration did away with Mercury thermometers, the gays were using them as sex objects and were using their little nursing jobs to put ‘Freedy Mercury thermometers’ into the anusspouts of kids when they went in to the doctor’s office.
They wanted kids to think it was natural to have Mercury in your bumsack since a toddler, so later in life they would let other handlebar men prod and take their temperature back there. They did not want to take their rump rods out until ‘it reachers 130 degrees’, which is impossible so they would always have a firm clencher until it was done.
The gays are getting more smart and crafty by the day. They all know with summer here, we want our kids to understand the science behind a heat stroke. It is when the body gets so hot the blood starts to boil and you have seizures and roll your eyes up in your head like that autistic boy band John Mayer. But when you look at this map, you think, OH a comic! This will be greast for my kids to learn.
Then you see the Sun is five fingering a gay’s tallywhacker and making it explode liquid mercury all over the city, where others will see the gay acts in the apartment buildings.
Is this really what the National Weather Service is all about now? Homosexuality?
What sick things await us tomorrow in this Obamacare world. I am so angry write now and will be righting the National Weather Service an angered letter to tell them I know gays work there and I refuse to let my taxes create subliminal images like this one.
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Author: Abe
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4:12 pm
Looks like the Red Cross is in on it too.
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4:26 pm
“TEH GAIZ CONTROL EVERTING!”
And people like you want to say the rest of us are paranoid.
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5:05 pm
L.N, it has occurred to me that you are especially active on this site. Do you consider yourself a warrior at the head of some kind anti-Christian crusade? Do you really think people who visit this site see your musings and look at you as a hero? What do you accomplish by nay-saying so persistently against the righteous reportings good Christian men?
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1:40 pm
Abe misspelled smart aleck.
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4:41 pm
I see that the arrow indicates the direction of stroking, right above the words “heat stroke likely.” What sick perverted newspapers would choose to run this filth?
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6:00 am
It will be my first act as Presidentress to BAN all weather services as punishment for this gay, homosexualist, pornographic filth. Predicting the weather requires witchcraft and the blood of a Gentile child, so it should be banned as unGodly anyway.
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4:50 pm
USA Today.
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4:51 pm
Wow, that’s disgusting.
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4:57 pm
I’ve always knew scientists were bad people. First promoting evolutionary theory and denying God’s almighty power to create everything, now they’re helping to promote the gay agenda.
Sometimes I think we need a new Inquisition.
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6:02 am
Vote for me and I’ll see that it happens! We’ll start with San Francisco and Long Island.
Yours in loving Jesus Christ,
Michele
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4:59 pm
The Weather Channel makes me hawny.
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5:03 pm
It says the American Red Cross was in on this too? Are they trying to infiltrate our blood supply with the gaids?
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5:06 pm
Gaids … AIDS … GATORAIDS! Gatorade is part of it too!
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5:08 pm
“The Weather Channel makes me hawny.”
That sounds like popanator talk…are you going to talk about fisting and poopies next?
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5:13 pm
claire, you really need to seek a worthy church with a husband that can truly snap you into shape, sister.
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6:03 pm
Yeah he right The Church
It has a lot of Homo erotic images Like a nake man nail to the cross with a muscular man wearing leather sticking his hard erect spear into him,and the nake man carrying a wooden cross on his shoulder and being whipped by a muscular man wearing leather Talk about HOT!
Then a little “private one ON one lesson” with the reverend, he really pounded hard and fast the sin out of me then he climax filling me with his seed of love for all that is holy deep into my gut.
He then told me what a good christen boy I’ve been, but he warn me that I still wasn’t safe from satan and I would still need more “private one on one lesson” with him to keep satan at bay, He also said I should go forth and give “private one on one lesson” to other good christen boy and that I should really POUND HARD AND FAST the sin out of them and fill them the holy seed of love and not to stop giving these private one on one lesson unstill satan is completely drven out their young bodies.
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5:14 pm
At least this is a step in the right direction for you. If you are at least turned on by the image of a sun having homosexual relations with a thermomemter, it shows you may actually still have hopes of becoming a pregnant mother.
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5:20 pm
Right, never mind the fact that I masturbate daily, am a porn addict (shall I list my favorite sites?) and own four dildos…
But no, I have no desire to be a mother.
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5:28 pm
Claire, I highly doubt you know one porn site and even moreso that you own any dildos. You never even have shown proof to the contrary and probably never will.
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5:49 pm
“Claire, I highly doubt you know one porn site and even moreso that you own any dildos.”
My favorite used to be pornorama.com until my internet began crashing on me during viewing. Similar sites to that that I liked were gonzomovies.com and dreammovies.com, but they also caused my internet to crash. I also used to like amamovies.com, which is an amateur porn site, but it got really lame and they stopped adding new movies. xnxx.com is so-so but also has a tendency to crash on me. My favorite site is xhamster.com, as they have thousands of free full-length movies that are updated all the time. Similar to that is youporn.com, which doesn’t have as great a selection and isn’t updated as frequently, but it allows non-premium members to download movies to their desktop, which is helpful in case the internet crashes while I’m building up to my orgasm.
As for my dildos, I had asked you numerous times for your email address so that I could send you the picture that I took of them. I can’t remember which article it was in, but I kept telling you that if you wanted proof you’d have to provide me with your email address, as my IP address had been banned from tinypic.com (this was before Billings told me about the imgur website). Even if I hadn’t been banned, I doubt any picture of dildos would have lasted more than ten minutes on an image-hosting site, as it would probably qualify as porn. So I said it countless times before and I’ll say it again: if you want proof, you need to give me your email address. Why is that so hard to get through your thick skull?
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6:02 pm
Why not just send to holymailbox@christwire.org?
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6:04 pm
Because you’re the only one who seems to want proof. Just give me your damn email address.
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7:37 pm
Because you’ll try to use the email to send me spam or try to see where I work so you can send them fake stories about me and try to tarnish my reputation.
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7:22 pm
claire, child, I promise to begin a thorough investigation of these websites you speak of (please pray for me brothers and sisters). and regarding the evidence of “true dildos”, all you need to do is set the pics as your avatar. but if you do, please warn us beforehand for my children’s sake. (They are avid christwire followers) (love you Christina!) (Stan, Jes, Tom, you better behave!!
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8:10 pm
Adam, either you stop asking for proof or you give out your email address. I’m getting tired of seeing your dumbass comments about ‘I’m not telling my email address but I don’t believe that you own four dildos even though you’ve stated several times that you have proof but the only way I can get this proof is if I give you my email drr’.
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1:33 pm
If you won’t give me your email address, Adam, you have to tell everyone on here that you’re accepting defeat and will no longer call me a prude.
Also, how the hell could I find out where you work from your email address? I’m not asking you to give me your work email, idiot!
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2:03 pm
How does emailing somebody pictures of dildos prove that they own said dildos? Even if the pictures contained a photo of the owner, it still could have been obtained from google images. Sounds like a waste of time.
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2:41 pm
Adam, this is one time when I can support Claire. She has my email address and has never spammed me. I think you can trust her on this matter. Or, you could use 10minutemail.com for a temporary email address if you still remain concerned.
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10:09 pm
yes we can share our Porn site list
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7:05 pm
What are your favorite sites?
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5:09 pm
Thank you Jesus! I thought I was the only one that noticed this internet atrocity. Thank you brother…(didn’t catch the name, but we love you…though we can’t follow you on twitter right now. Therefore my daughter is a bit upset, sir). It seems that the sun here is aiming for the “head”, and clearly we have a sun that doesn’t mind 120 degrees on it’s hand. praise Jesus
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8:03 pm
Couldn’t you have just been mature and said, “It looks like the Sun was jacking off a dick-shaped thermometer”?
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9:17 pm
The picture makes me very uneasy, but Abe always has just the right touch to bring it all into perspective.
Thanks Abe!
BB
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10:11 pm
seriously can you stop talking about Homosexual and gay … I see gay dating porn every where its make me feel uneasy I prefer watching asian women
at leats they are sweet lovley and romantic Not like those christian girl
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11:24 am
Have you SEEN some of the Asian porn out there? It’s violent and nasty, the lowest of filth. Yuck!
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6:25 pm
So you love to watch gay Asian porn. what other gay porn do you jerk off & cum to?
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11:42 pm
This proves that “global warming” is a satanic homogay conspiracy.
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11:53 pm
How does a fail image of a sun jerking off a thermometer to prove that it’s a hot day ‘prove’ that global warming is a conspiracy?
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12:17 am
It proves that the scientists that promote the “global warming” lie are agents of Satan and the homogay agenda.
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11:25 am
You’d think people would start to connect the dots after a while, but they continue to be thick-headed.
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7:41 pm
Thick-headedness is your only resort. Sometimes, you just have to admit you don’t make sense worth shit. This is one of those times.
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10:35 pm
No it doesn’t, you’re just being an idiot. Though, that IS typical of you.
Find something you don’t like, then say that gay people are behind it, then try to reason that point without any proof.
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7:35 pm
The sun in this illustration is quite clearly female. So what’s the problem?
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