The Absolute Truth About Cats and Dogs
via Epic Pony
Cat owners tend to be mean and manipulative people. People who love and adore cats are the tip of mouthbreathers who think it is okay for a mother to murder her child and get away with it, despite substantial facts against the obvious.
Why is it that if a dog scratches someone or gets upset, that everyone is out for its blood. If a cat violently attacks, it gets away scot free. Why is there a double standard in that?
This is all saying that cats are vermin that are overpopulating the Earth. The sooner we can get the cat numbers down and prosecute people who are helping spread this vermin in our society, the better.
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Author: Adam Nelson
9:09 pm
“People who love and adore cats are the tip of mouthbreathers who think it is okay for a mother to murder her child and get away with it, despite substantial facts against the obvious.”
Wow, you seriously want to compare cat lovers with baby murderers? How? Why?
“Why is it that if a dog scratches someone or gets upset, that everyone is out for its blood. If a cat violently attacks, it gets away scot free. Why is there a double standard in that?
This is all saying that cats are vermin that are overpopulating the Earth.”
Oh, that’s why, because you hate cats and you want them dead and think anyone who likes cats, is basically Hitler to all babies.
Here’s a tip jackass: Learn to recognize differences between species. Dog’s are capable of being bred for war and combat and are much, MUCH stronger than cats, especially when they have a giant weapon that can’t be dulled; their teeth. You can declaw a cat, you can dull the claws of a cat, and the same can be applied to a dog. You can’t, however, remove the teeth of a dog without severely injuring it, or at least look sane in the process. If a dog grabs a hold of something with it’s mouth, there’s a good chance it ain’t letting good. All a cat has is it’s claws, which isn’t going to cause the same kind of damage a dog’s jaw can.
As for the hate-filled diatribe against cats go in general, just stop. You look more and more insane every single time you post. You’re a fucking psychopath who needs to be locked up before you harm anyone, you sick freak. If anything in this world needs to be killed, it’s YOU.
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9:23 pm
‘Dog’s are capable of being bred for war and combat and are much, MUCH stronger than cats”
Dogs are bigger than cats? Maybe some dogs are bigger than some cats, but as a whole, cats are much bigger than dogs and more deadly.
What is larger and more dangerous? A Chihuahua or a common domesticated feline breed? A mountain lion or a pit-bull? A husky or a tiger?
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9:55 pm
So you’re not talking about housecats? Or even mentioning great danes?
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10:17 pm
People need to see what a cat is.
A cat is a ruthless killing machine. It doesn’t matter the scale. All cats are the same, they play, kill, sleep, repeat.
Just because some people tolerate a specific size and say “they are harmless” does not make them so. I think this goes to Dr. Nelsons point.
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11:05 pm
So your Serval (what was his name, Tyrus?) was a ruthless killing machine?
From the pictures you sent me he looked pretty sweet.
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11:24 pm
Are you talking about the fake emails that George sent you because he was playing us both for being outed as an outside investigator trying to do an insider piece on this site?
The only cats we have are feral that keep the field mice population down on the ranch.
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11:32 pm
No, I’m talking about the very real emails that YOU sent me, dipshit.
Oh, and according to Adam, feral and stray cats must be destroyed.
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11:36 pm
We do have to control our cat population. Otherwise it gets out of control and its inhumane.
And I’ve never owned a cat, I am allergic to their dander while inside. I can tolerate them in open air though.
You are welcome to come here and visit if you don’t believe me.
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11:41 pm
Now why would I visit your asshole, redneck state to see proof that your cat, who died of intestinal fatigue after eating ribbon, does not exist?
According to the graph I made, it’s pretty likely that you’ve raped someone, so I’m going to decline your offer.
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11:45 pm
I guess George really got you good then.
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11:47 pm
How about you quit being a liar?
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12:17 am
You do realize that what you just said is like comparing a midget to a giant, right? You’re logic’s completely invalid. I hope you realize that August.
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12:24 am
Explain please.
Domesticated cats, in general, are traditionally smaller than domesticated dogs. However, that seems to be changing now that every girl and soccer mom walking around seems to have a mini-dog in her purse.
Cats as a species are much larger than dogs as a species. You can’t deny that.
That’s not even counting pound for pound. Put a 12 pound cat against a 15 pound dachshund and the dog would get overpowered and killed very quickly. Pound for pound, cats are physically stronger then dogs. A 50 lbs dog vs a 50 lbs cat is no contest. Same at 100Lbs +
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1:33 am
“However, that seems to be changing now that every girl and soccer mom walking around seems to have a mini-dog in her purse.”
Have you noticed that all of those dogs are either puppies or inherently small dogs in the first place?
“Cats as a species are much larger than dogs as a species. You can’t deny that. ”
What about wolves, or foxes? They’re bigger than domesticated cats. Might as well kill off the entire species of dog as well since they’re bigger and can kill a human swiftly. Hell, even domesticated dogs can grow larger than humans can.
“That’s not even counting pound for pound. Put a 12 pound cat against a 15 pound dachshund and the dog would get overpowered and killed very quickly.”
You clearly know nothing about dogs. Unless the cat in question is a fucking mountain lion, odds are the dog is going to win, ESPECIALLY when you consider just how many of them can be absolutely vicious and powerful. Weight honestly has nothing to do with strength; it’s all about muscle, something dogs have large amounts of.
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12:24 am
Goodness, L.N. I really do try to give you credit for the quality of your ideas. You pretty much always come up short for that.
But I am continually appalled by your grammar. Is English not your first language? Do you simply type your sentences into a translator and hope against hope that something coherent comes out? I literally cannot respond to your post, because you have not posted in a form of English that I can comprehend. Are you some kind of soulless, Chinese foot soldier, attempting to form an independent thought? Are you in the infancy of self-actualization, just now realizing what an opinion is and how you form one? Perhaps you are struggling mightily against the crushing influence of Satan, in which case I will pray for you. Whatever it is, please struggle harder to be comprehensible. You truly disappoint me.
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11:43 pm
While I too fail to see how the sociological reactions to the behavior of cats and dogs relates to the mission of spreading the wisdom and guidance of Jesus Christ, I can’t understand why your reaction to this article is so strong. This quote for instance:
“You’re a fucking psychopath who needs to be locked up before you harm anyone, you sick freak. If anything in this world needs to be killed, it’s YOU.”
Based on this sentence alone, one might deduce that the implied death threat would be more likely to put YOU in jail than anybody who contributes to the collective pool of journalism on this site. The idea that someone who can at least string as many sentences together as this article requires is a “fucking psychopath” who is capable of such atrocities that he should be “locked up before [he] harm[s] anyone,” is a stretch at the very least, and in reality pure slander.
Somebody put a leash on this dog.
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2:57 pm
You idiot. Have you ever seen the teeth of a cat’s mouth? They are flesh-rending daggers controlled by an evil springtrap.
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3:27 pm
Yeah, cats have sharp teeth, big deal.
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3:28 pm
No they aren’t, at least not domesticated cats. You’re trying to spin the dangers of mountain lions and tigers as if they were regular house cats. By that logic, why don’t we hunt down all members of the canine family? Wolves are just as likely to kill someone as a lion, and they travel in packs specifically to outnumber their prey. Who’s to say that regular house dogs aren’t going to break loose and gang up on people and eat them? Oh, that’s right, the fact that they’re raised in ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WAYS AND THE SAME APPLIES TO CATS.
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9:36 pm
“cats are much bigger than dogs”
The largest cat breed is about 30 pounds, while the largest dog breed is well over 480 pounds. Which one is scarier? Plus you can declaw and file a cat’s teeth, you can’t do that to a cat.
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9:37 pm
I mean dog. You can’t declaw or file a dog’s teeth.
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9:49 pm
Name a dog bigger than a Siberian tiger and a cat smaller than a Chihuahua.
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9:57 pm
Ummm. Siberian tigers aren’t cats you’re going to find in a home, usually if you get attacked by one of those you were a moron. And Singapuras are about the size of a large chihuahua. ANd I thought Chihuahuas were demon dog’s, so they shouldn’t count.
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10:00 pm
tigers and lions are cats
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3:04 pm
Sigfried and Roy beg to differ.
The cat they raised since birth turned on them and tried to eat them. They may as well raised a death-roll addicted croc.
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3:06 pm
Sigfried and Roy beg to differ. The cat they raised turned on them and tried to eat them. They may as well raised a death-roll addicted croc.
That is what happens to a lucky cat owner who raised a cat since birth, only to have it turn on it. At least the cat was subdued before it fully ripped his flesh apart and ate of it.
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3:20 pm
What I heard was Sigfried or Roy (whichever one was attacked) had tripped over something. The tiger acted on instinct and grabbed for his neck, unaware that he did not have a “scruff” there to grab.
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3:25 pm
There’s a difference between domesticated cats and tigers & lions. Siegfried and Roy are performers, they aren’t going to to take any regular cat as part of their act, and the one they did raise (a fucking tiger) was actually trying to help Roy when he fell. It was an instinct on the animal to help him out but it didn’t realize that humans don’t have the kind of skin that animals do that allow them to lift up animals using their teeth. If the tiger WANTED to kill him, Roy wouldn’t be alive. There’s a difference between turning on someone, and trying to help but making things worse.
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10:04 pm
Who keeps Siberian tigers as pets?
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3:07 pm
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11:03 pm
August, this discussion is about DOMESTIC cats.
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11:08 pm
I have heard of people keeping tigers as pets. I don’t think a rational distinction can be made.
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11:46 pm
“August, this discussion is about DOMESTIC cats.”
You can’t just set the parameters of a discussion to your liking. Nobody said it was about domestic animals. Violent attacks on humans could very well come from tigers and lions, and may also very well result in the tigers/lions being put down.
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11:51 pm
Praise,
Look up “man-eater” on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater
Lions, leopards, tigers — but no dogs. People may not think it, but cats are more dangerous.
This is coming from a man with two cats.
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11:56 pm
Cats are the most cold blooded mammals to ever exist. They would kill you if they could.
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11:58 pm
August, shouldn’t you be off at the Lays Potato Chip factory or something?
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12:01 am
Typical retort.
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12:06 am
Thank you for keeping it rational and factual in here, Mr. Edgewater.
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12:08 am
Agreed.
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12:19 am
No problem.
I am actually a bit shocked by Claire’s comments. You shouldn’t be speaking like that. Not even if you’re an atheist cat lover.
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9:41 pm
dog>cat
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9:50 pm
Yes. Dogs are bigger than cats
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9:58 pm
no!!! dogs are better than cats
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10:07 pm
ummm the > sign means bigger.
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10:19 pm
No, it means “greater than”. Did you go to trade school too?
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10:24 pm
grade u smart shit and she has way more knowledge in an ass cheek than what u have in ur entire body
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11:00 pm
August, shut the hell up. You have no room to be lecturing people on education. Your grammar shows that you slept through your Language Arts and English classes from first grade to twelfth.
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11:21 pm
Im sorry Claire, did I hit a nerve? My Doctorate is from an accredited Pac-10 University.
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11:29 pm
Yeah, too bad they didn’t teach you any English lessons there. My friend who was born and raised in Pakistan has better grammar than you do.
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11:38 pm
More Claire-Terrorist connections.
And people correct your grammar all the time. At least I’ll admit I’m not a good speller, and I am getting worse in my old age.
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11:45 pm
More proof that August is a lying, racist piece of shit.
Is this your cat, by the way?
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11:46 pm
http://imgur.com/IIcY7.jpg
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11:52 pm
Claire … you need to give up. It’s obvious to me from just three posts that the Devil has a firm grip on your soul, and you’re beginning to embrace his influence. Unwise, my dear, unwise.
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11:54 pm
If you come visit you can see that there is nothing like that style to my home.
Someone has tricked you Claire. They did it to use you to get to me. They knew that they could send you anything and you would post it regardless of laws, rules or verification.
The person who did so posted information on this website and used the picture of a convicted sex offender from Oregon. The person lives in Austin Texas and is being investigated and will be prosecuted. I suggest you do not mess with what you do not understand.
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11:55 pm
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11:57 pm
August, shut the hell up and go pick some goddamned potatoes.
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11:59 pm
Hey aren’t in season Claire. Boy, you just don’t know much about anything do you.
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12:09 am
Ugh Claire. Get that awful picture of Satan from the dreadful TV show off of this pure, cyber-house of God.
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12:10 am
Usually she posts broken links to imaging sites. I’m surprised any work at all.
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10:23 pm
Wow, just fucking WOW! i have 3 English mastiffs, 2 bull dogs and 4 great Danes. i also own 4 rag doll cats and they all love each other, i have no problems with any of them. i also own 3 iguanas,2 hamsters, 5 champion race horses,2 doves and, 4 cobras, and let me guess all of them are the reasons im going to hell! fine by me, as long as ur not there!
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11:48 pm
Have you every thought about maybe dating? You don’t want to end up like that old cat lady (with some dogs on the side, apparently).
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3:08 pm
mine are champion blood lined dogs and cats my horses are blue ribbon winners my doves are for the wedding my snakes are for family rituals and well the hamsters are hamsters and their cute and fluffy! i am getting married and well yea!
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8:51 am
3 cats, 3 dogs, 5 registered horses, a snake, 10 head of cattle… Mine is more of a farm… oh! and idek how many chickens, a pig, some sheep…
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4:10 pm
Charles,
I pray for those hamsters.
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10:47 pm
I think this all comes from that age old question “would you rather be butt-fucked by a dog or cat?”
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10:58 pm
First of all, in regards to that cartoon, in my book it’s never okay to euthanize an animal, dog or cat, without sufficient evidence that he/she attacked without good reason or will attack again. That being said, the most likely dogs to attack are large breed dogs that have been conditioned to be aggressive. Because of this they often inflict major damage and can even cause the death of an adult human. Cats, on the other hand, rarely flip out for no reason and usually only attack if provoked (i.e. an obnoxious toddler pulling on the cat’s tail). Cat attacks are usually little more than a swipe of the claws.
“Cat owners tend to be mean and manipulative people.”
Proof?
“People who love and adore cats are the tip of mouthbreathers who think it is okay for a mother to murder her child and get away with it, despite substantial facts against the obvious.”
Um…proof?
“Why is it that if a dog scratches someone or gets upset, that everyone is out for its blood.”
Not true. First of all dogs don’t scratch – they bite. Second, nobody freaks out over a scratch. In regards to serious injuries caused by dogs, in this day and age it seems as though most people view the dog as a victim of it’s circumstances. If anyone’s blood is sought it’s usually that of the owner, because he/she is most likely abusing the dog.
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3:10 pm
You wrote a book? Hah!
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3:19 pm
Obvious idiot is obvious. She was referring to her principals and whatnot.
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3:23 pm
Wow Adam, just…wow. “In my book” is another way of saying “in my opinion”. You’re a fucking moron.
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3:27 pm
I’ve never heard of that phrase. Neither has anyone else.
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3:32 pm
Then you obviously never read Calvin and Hobbes, which doesn’t surprise me, as much of the language would go right over your simple head.
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3:52 pm
It figures you like something where the main character owns a fake cat, lives with his parents, is in a fantasy world outside of reality, and won’t grow up.
And I read Calvin and Hobbes before you were born. My favorites were the snowmen ones.
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4:03 pm
Dude, Calvin is six years old!
Let me guess, your redneck parents were pushing you to get a job and move out when you were five, right?
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4:08 pm
Young man,
How could Calvin be “six years old?”
I remember seeing this cartoon in the 80s.
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4:13 pm
Since you guys can use wikipedia and urbandictionary, here ya go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvin
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4:14 pm
Ma’am,
cartoon characters tend to not age.
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4:19 pm
Claire, if that is directed at me, I know they don’t. That was a reference for those idiots who don’t know his age.
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4:20 pm
It was directed at the douchebag Harold. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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4:22 pm
Thought so. Okay.
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4:30 pm
ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hahahaha, lol, lmfao, lol, rotfl, wtf omgwtfbbq!
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4:32 pm
omgwtfbbq?
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4:41 pm
its a Ray William Johnson thing, u know it like its so f***ing funny u add words that have nothing to do with it omg/wtf/bbq<— see bar be que doesn't fit!
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4:44 pm
Ohhh! i’ve never actually seen it done, lol. You’ve taught me something new!
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5:07 pm
Young man,
Now you have truly developed your intellect to its fullest!
Praise Jesus!
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5:17 pm
Harold, would you like to know a secret?
I
Don’t
Give
A
Damn!
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5:19 pm
AND I AM A FUGGING GIRL. HERE’S YOUR PROOF!
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5:41 pm
Young man,
this is me:
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5:53 pm
Well of course that isn’t me.
My name is in larger letters.
It is nice to see Pavaratti again however.
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7:38 pm
I AM NOT A FREAKING GUY!
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3:12 pm
If I saw a cat attacking a toddler, I would euthanize the cat.
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3:21 pm
Then you’d bitch about why the toddler isn’t with it’s mother.
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3:24 pm
What if the toddler was a Mexican or a Muslim?
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3:26 pm
Why is everything a race issue for you Claire?
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3:28 pm
I don’t bring up race as often as you asshats do.
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7:49 pm
Dear Claire,
It must be hard for you to admit that your many cat-friends have the potential to inflict SERIOUS harm onto others. I think it’s important to try to remember that just because your cat-friends are evil, it doesn’t mean that you are evil. Unless you have more than three cats. The collective evil of three cats or more is potentially contagious. I’m pretty sure about that. Just keep trying to be a good person, and we dog owners will pray for you!
Yours,
didi
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8:02 pm
I have three cats. Am I evil? O.o Suck it, bitch.
Bitches get stitches
They end up in ditches
So get the riches!
And fyi to the asses who’ll say, Oh! Look! I can copy and paste, too! I wrote that from memory, bitches!
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12:14 am
I think Claire may actually be a cat. This would account for the picture she has provided, and for the quality of her posts. I hear cats like to walk across keyboards, is that perhaps what we’re seeing from poor Claire here?
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12:16 am
Praise click for you praise.
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12:28 am
I just don’t like those cats, they can’t be trusted.
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12:32 am
I must say, I’m glad we can all agree that dogs are the superior of the popularly domesticated animals. They always seemed more friendly to me.
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12:33 am
Yes, Cats= death to all.
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12:58 am
Cats are okay. I own two of them and they make bearable substitutes for canine companionship, which I unfortunately can’t have due to the fact that I live in an apartment. When I manage to get myself a proper house, though, I’ll definitely be putting them down and getting dogs instead.
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1:01 am
Well, I say I’ll be putting them down, but given the cost of vets these days, I’ll probably just end up feeding them sleepers and standing on their heads like my mum used to do, lol.
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12:15 pm
You are a cruel person! Why?! Send them to a shelter or give them away! That’s murder!
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7:55 pm
Sorry, but you’re wrong.
1. You can only murder humans.
2. They were asleep when she stood on their heads.
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8:06 pm
You. Are. A. Monster.
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8:29 pm
Don’t be so naive. Animals die all the time; that’s just a fact of live.
Besides, what would you prefer? That I just let them starve to death? That I put them on the streets where they produce yet another generation of unwanted cats? That I feed them to my dogs while they’re still alive? Now THAT would make me a monster.
If you can come up with a better solution of comparable cost, please let me know. Otherwise, stop with this judgemental bullshit.
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8:13 am
Send them to a shelter. Simple as that. Just drop them off at a shelter where they can HUMANELY euthanized, not killed for no reason.
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4:01 pm
Son,
On the farm in Colorado, my Grandma would hold bunches of them underwater with her bare hands.
I believe that’s the correct way.
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4:06 pm
I am a girl, genius. You are so cruel.
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4:13 pm
Son,
If you were a “girl genius” you would know how to nurture feral cats on the farm.
Nobody had to teach Grandma!
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4:17 pm
I never said I was a girl genius, although in sixth grade I scored a 30 on the ACT I took for fun. My very words were “I’m a girl, genius.” Do you see that little mark there? That’s called a comma. It seperates the two subjects, me, the girl, and you, the genius (note the sarcasm).
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4:20 pm
And do NOT EVER cll me son again. Would you like to see a picture of me to prove that I am, in fact, a female?
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4:22 pm
No,
We believe the Interwebs are best used for spreading the Good Word! – Not one’s legs.
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4:27 pm
You are the one that brought up the porn, not me. i didn’t mean that. I meant a perfectly decent picture on our way to my grandfather’s church on Father’s Day
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8:41 pm
Girl Genius,
He addressed that to me, not you. Stop dreaming about lipstick and pay attention to the conversation.
Harold,
We used to do that to rats and mice, but my mum wanted to take care of the cats humanely. She was a bit of a cat person.
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7:52 pm
How the hell do you get “son” out of a person that posts on here whose name is in BOLD FONT- Lauren
You people (Yes, I said “YOU PEOPLE”) are such condescending assholes.
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4:12 pm
Wow…whether you’re being serious or you’re joking you’re a sick fuck. I hope someone stands on your head one day.
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7:56 pm
That would be murder, Claire.
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12:10 am
They are indeed sinful, dirty creatures.
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12:15 am
He’s so cute! I’m not a cat person cus I love my dog but he’s a cute one.
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8:32 am
I myself have 5 cats and they’re awesome and sooo very evil as am I. I like to kick puppies and other baby animals aswell though not kittens cause they are obviously a superior evil in this world,as they were worshipped in ancient Egypt as gods >:3 I also like to drown human babies and then barbecue and eat them. Babies are tasty >:9
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8:16 am
Yes, they do. Let’s get together and have a bay-be-q. XD
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