There is No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist
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The writer of this post, an atheist homofriendly math teacher, expresses fear at Christwire’s recent exposure of his sinful irrational teachings. It is not clear from his writing whether his fear is real, as it should be, or whether he is pretending to be afraid to mock the holy agenda of the Lord. If his soul was filled with something other than atheist bilge sinwater, he might have thought to make it clearer whether or not he was joking.
Poor humor, however, is not the most troublesome aspect of this website. Neither is the horrid design, with illegible Satanic markings next to a picture of a smiling Mexigay.
No, the content itself is even more base and sinful. In its entirety, the “Friendly Atheist” blog represents a sustained propaganda machine designed to spread the Chinese homo lie that atheists can be friendly. Friendship is a gift from the Lord and without the Lord no friendliness can exist. Reading just a few posts of this atheist fecal word vomit blog makes it clear that the author is far from friendly, and is a hateful heathen sinner bigot like all atheists are.
Here is a post where he threatens physical violence on the body of good Christian author Mitch Albom. Here is a post where he promotes the Japanese homogay foreplay tool “Sudoku.” Here is a post where he answers an e-mail from a good Christian woman whose soul yearns to return to the Lord . He tells her that she will go to atheist hell if she does not stay converted to atheism. Atheists are not friendly and you are not fooled by this sinner’s serpent words!
Perhaps the most telling insight into the atheist’s true nature comes in the form of this homoslappy incestuous fightpost about some recent “controversy” between feminists and atheists . The controversy surrounds an incident at an atheist convention. I had never heard of atheist conventions before this, but I am not at all surprised that they are dens of sin and hate. Despite the swears the author uses in his post title, I recommend reading this one in its entirety. It is an issue that is apparently very “hot” in the atheist blogosphere, with over 666 posts on the matter. I could not be bothered to read them all because I am very busy praying. Here is the Unfriendly Sintheist’s take:
1) Female 1 says she is tired and wants to go to bed. It’s 4:00a.
2) Unknown Male approaches Female 1 in the elevator and asks her if he’d like to come to her room. (Guys, that’s creepy. Don’t do that. No matter what you think, you’re never going to be suave enough to pull that off. If you wanted to talk to Female 1, you had several hours to do it and now she’s going to bed. Game over. I don’t care if you just wanted coffee. That’s irrelevant.)
3) Female 1 says no and then goes to her room.
That should be the end of the story. We all learn a lesson in What Not To Say To a Tired Woman at 4:00a and we move on.
But of course that’s not the end of the story.
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4) Female 1 makes a video in which she mentions the situation.
5) Female 2 responds to the video saying that situation doesn’t sound as bad as Female 1 made it out to be.
Atheists are very angry all the time because they lack the comfort of the Lord. They also think they are gods and everyone wants to hear their opinions about everything, so they constantly blog, Tweet, and comment on each other’s bloggers and Tweeters. That explains why “Female 1” needed to make her first video, bragging that despite her homely appearance, a man was interested in her. (If you would like to see the relevant part of the video, skip ahead to 4:20. The sin drug number “420” is not coincidental because all atheists are drug addicts.)
This whorelot was flaunting it for all to see with her oddly colored hair and her come-hither shoulders–at hours when women should be in bed–and she has the indecency to mock a man bedeviled by her titful ways. Felchy Atheist’s post is much the same as all other bloggers’, with nothing to say other than “You are all wrong and I am right about everything,” the only thing any atheist ever wants to say. It is filled with hate and contempt for all who are not the titular “Friendly Atheist.” Truly, I ask you: how are we to believe that atheists can be friendly when they can’t even be friendly to each other?
The writers of Christwire sometimes disagree with each other on minor issues, but our community forms deep and loving bonds strengthened by Christ. No atheist will ever experience the love that we have for our fellow Christian man, and for that I pity them. You will not be tricked into thinking that friendship is possible between godless heathens. You know that “Friendly Atheist” is a sinful heathen anus death lie.
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5:36 pm
I’m curious, what does someone’s refusal to belief in fairy tales for adults have to do with how friendly they are? Most atheists I know are much more friendly than you seem to be.
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6:16 pm
You’re wrong. They’re just pretending to be friendly, but in fact they want to distract you from teh Lord’s path. They’re tools in hands of Satan.
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6:21 pm
Wow, I’m a tool in Satan’s hand and he never even introduced himself to me. How rude!
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6:33 pm
I’ll pray for you, maybe the Lord will open your eyes, so you can see Satan is using you.
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I dearly hope not. Even if he did exist, I wouldn’t ever want to worship someone who inspired such bigotry, cruelty and overall vile behavior as your god.
Though hopefully someday soon the mythology will fall out of favor and people will learn to see the world as it is. I’m sure religion offers comfort and answers to some people, but it’s a dangerous delusion.
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8:01 am
Do you honestly believe that there is a red man with horns, hoofs and a pitchfork somewhere below the earths surface?? That’s not religious that’s psychotic and delusional. It’s time to grow up and stop believing in fairy tales.
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5:17 pm
i know what hell is its the center of the earth if thats where dead people hangout whatever but the devil and and god don’t exist
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12:29 pm
“Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck in your neighbor’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ while the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor’s eye. (Matthew 7:1-5)
If we truly love our neighbors, we treat them as Jesus did–we embrace them, comfort them, listen to them, welcome them into our homes and churches warmly, and let ourselves be vulnerable to them. We don’t go around pointing out specks in their eyes, or even logs for that matter. In fact, we concentrate on our own shortcomings in making the relationship work. I know of no loving relationship based on an initial declaration of our neighbor’s sin!
In fact, Jesus saved his most strident condemnation for those who did this. The Pharisees were people in his day who spent every waking hour pointing out the sins and shortcomings of others. They laid out rule books for people to follow in their daily lives. Jesus was extremely harsh on them:
“Damn you, Pharisees! You pay tithes on mint and rue and every herb, but neglect justice and the love of God.” (Luke 11:42, the Scholar’s Version)
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2:07 am
(Matthew 7:1-5) Is not about ‘Not Judging’, it is about hypocrisy. We all must pass judgements to live our lives. The passage u opened with is an injunction to Not be a Hypocrite. So judge, but judge fairly. Judge as u wish to be judged.
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8:23 am
So I guess why my Atheist self wakes up at 3am to go try and save someones life I am just pretending to be good? When we finally have to stop and realize that the patient is gone and I sit with her husband consoling him, working to get a hold of a friend of theirs because they have no family just so that he can have someone close with him when he goes to say his final good byes I am not friendly and caring?
Especially when I do this all for free. I am an atheist, and I am certainly friendly, caring, and willing to give of myself. In my experience, more so than most Christians.
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6:57 pm
How can someone who denies the existance of God have any friendliness or love in their hearts? They can only have hate there, look at USSR and Stalin. All atheists and they committed the worst of genocides. Hitler was not a Christian either before you try to go there.
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7:07 pm
Because God gave us the ability to love, if God even exists. By that logic, how can someone who denies the existence of God even exist, even though there are clearly people who don’t believe in God standing around.
As for Hitler not being Christian, you are partially right; he claimed to be it, however documentation actually proves that he hated all religions, believing that his type of faith was the correct one. He wasn’t Christian, but he wasn’t Atheist either.
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12:28 am
I believe, L.N, that God deprived you of a sense of humor. You poor thing.
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8:30 pm
Someone who’s admitted to boxing up cats and waiting with a smile on his face until they’re euthanized has no love in his heart.
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9:11 pm
Do you know there are invasive 14-foot maneating African pythons terrorizing Florida right now? If we do not stop cats from procreating, they will also make the ‘jump’ into a superspecies that assaults mankind in dangerous ways never seen before. We need to wipe their numbers out to a safe level and make sure all strays are destroyed.
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9:17 pm
Are you really suggesting that we kill cats before they become super mutants?
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10:10 pm
Adam, you really need to get your head out of your ass, and fast.
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10:22 pm
Yes, that what invasive species without many natural predators tend to do, LN. We need to wipe cats out to a safe level.
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10:35 pm
You are SERIOUSLY suggesting that cats are going to become super mutants.
Explain. I mean really, if you’re going to to say shit like that, you’re going to have to explain how cats will mutate like that. Do keep in mind, breeding is NOT considered to be a mutation.
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7:20 am
I see no one can refute Adam Nelson’s FACT that there are giant snakes out in Florida that were allowed to fornicate just like cats, then in their new ecosystem they exploited without predation the terrors of their phenotypic plasticity are realized. Why? Because you can all see I am right. They are far larger than normal and grow twice as fierce! Up to fourteen feet and are eating humans!
Then, down in South America, I was watching River Monsters and there was a Vegetarian pirahna that was introduced down there, I think they called it the Picu.
It is normally just a few inches long fish that in the Amazon, would attack vegetation that fell from thickets from the the canopy within the jungle’s lush.
But in South America, these fish became MANEATERS. They developed teeth that looked just like a human’s! One tribal said it felt like a human bite when he was attacked right in the genitals! It ate him right in the balls! Bit it off!
Blood was everywhere and he was able to escape, but sadly, 100s have died. The host of River Monsters investigated and it turns out, this fish was introduced down there to be become an animal for eating. Without natural predators and without so much loose food in the seashore ocean, these fish are preying on human/pig meat. The tribe were cannibals only 50 years ago, so they know man and pig taste alike they said.
The fish was 3 feet long and when they opened its mouth, it was that of a humans! A new monster born because unregulated, invasive wild procreation can lead to speciation. That is another reason invasive species are so dangerous and cats are the worst culprits. Like others, I’m worried about microorganisms cats may start to harbor.
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9:27 am
Adam, you’ve referred to cats as vermin and admitted to smiling at the thought of their death. That is not a concern for the ecosystem; it is a direct hatred for cats. Why? Because you’re a sick fuck.
p.s. since when do you believe in evolution?
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9:30 am
You’ve also threatened my cat’s life by saying that if you saw her on the street you would take her back to California and have her euthanized. Yet she’s done NOTHING to you.
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1:41 pm
Claire, you forgot to capitalize “Since”. In the future I demand impeccable English from you.
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2:08 am
My goodness, you’re not proposing that those snakes would EVOLVE are you?
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2:36 am
You are a moron if you believe Hitler was anything but another christian crusader. Ask yourself, why was the first treaty enacted by the newly ascended nazi regime was with the vaticam (Reichskonkordat), ensuring the causes of the catholic church in nazi Germany. Why was “Gott Mit Uns” (god is with us) emblazoned on the belt buckle of nazi foot soldiers and officers? Kindly pull your head out of your backside and acknowledge facts if your wish to have a reasoned conversation, though this seems something you and your ilk seem singularly unwilling or unable to do. Drop your arcane ritual books and read some REAL history.
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8:09 am
How was Christianity spread? You have one example of an evil atheist and you judge us all on that?? More people have been killed in the name of “God” than what Stalin did.
Oh and in case you couldn’t answer my question correctly it’s was spread through fear and murder. Little think called the crusades
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2:35 am
true but ur telling us that all atheists r bad cuz stalin killed a bunch of ppl
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12:13 am
hitler WAS a christian. So was mussollini, franco as well as many others. So, just as much, if not more genocide, has been created by the christians.
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9:19 am
Sorry, but Hitler was a catholic.
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7:44 am
I know right? Damn atheist terrorist hijackers who blew up the trade center. Damn them to hell!
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12:35 pm
I agree. This website is filled with nothing but hate. I visited Christwire because of their verbal attack of the friendly atheist. “Smiling mexigay?” Really? I don’t believe he is gay or a Mexican, not that it matters.
The “satanic text” is NOT SATANIC and is called an ambigram, which is “a typographical design or art form that may be read as one or more words not only in its form as presented, but also from another viewpoint, direction or orientation.”
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4:38 pm
Agreed. I’m beginning to feel that there are no Friendly Christians. I’ve grown up Baptist, as so did my parents and their parents. My mom comes from a preacher family.
But I have almost completely left the church because of all the hatred that so many churches are spreading.
You’re spreading judgment, and hatred. Those are things that Christ did NOT preach. Ok, so he preached that there will be judgment in the end, but said that God will do the judging, not even Christ judges!
And yeah, the kindest people I know are not Christians. Many of them are gay, many of them play Dungeons and Dragons, many of them are Furries. But they are truly the nicest people I know. They don’t hate people because they are different from them, or because they don’t follow a set of rules that they don’t believe in.
Conservatives are ruining what it means to be Christ-like.
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4:53 pm
God seems to have stolen your sense of humour if you realize what I mean…
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6:00 pm
Satan has temporarily blocked the rest of this article from appearing. I will fix this as soon as possible. God’s Love to all.
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Wow, it must be terrible knowing that you’re so important that Satan personally blocks your articles from appearing.
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6:18 pm
We all know Satan will try everything possible to attack teh Lord’s work.
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I know it’s not what you said, but all I could see when I read that comment was “We all know that Christians will try everything possible to justify their unhealthy obsession with mythology and fantasy.”
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6:37 pm
You’re out of your mind. Clearly, Satan was deluded you. I’ll pray for you.
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6:42 pm
Satan has*. My grammar is under Christ’s enemies attack. I need to pray more.
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4:55 pm
I prey fr u to grw a sns of hmr.
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3:15 am
Hello Cool Tom Kimbo,
This is the first time that I read this website and let me tell you I´ve never read something that make me feel such a CAVEMAN, this website is like a time machine where you can get a ticket to go back to the Middle Ages. Every scientific knowledge is denied here, how can you question things like the existing of Dinosaurs????? Evolution??? The Earth has just 6000 years old???? You guys are people from the middle ages or way before when there was no comprehension of about anything. I’m really concern about the kids reading the articles in this website ¨thanks god¨ we have internet and they are more than capable of making research to see how wrong are you. I’m pretty sure that this website will become a factory of atheists just like the bible is, An atheist is just a person who doesn’t have a double moral we do good since we believe in doing good not because we are afraid of a vengeful god.
Atheism is an effect of knowledge, not a lack of knowledge, I gave a Bible to my son. That’s how you make atheists. …
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1:39 pm
Just so everyone is clear. The person commenting as “Friendly Atheist” is not the author of the blog, Friendly Atheist. I would hope that you would stop parading as someone you are not.
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4:41 pm
he said nothing remotely close to stating that he was the author…..how did you come up with that?
And really the way you make atheists is by being a hateful, judgmental Christian.
It was either DC Talk or Newsboys that said “The leading cause of atheism in the world today is Christians.”
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12:24 pm
Not that I think being Mexican is correct or that being gay is a problem, but I’ve got to admit that I’ve always fantasized about Hemant being Mexican. That’s just tantalizing. He’d be like the first Latino ex-Jain ever. Hot!
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2:43 am
Well friendly atheist, regrettably some people still think that earth was created in six days and such despite the fact that all evidence points towards a MUCH longer process. Normally I try to remain respectful, but after stumbling onto this site I can’t help but grieve for the loss of human potential. I would pray, but I don’t feel like talking to myself. I’m god after all.
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4:57 pm
grw a sns of humr.
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8:26 am
Not sure if troll, or just stupid.
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6:19 pm
What about you look at your own imperfections before judging other people? The Bible says so.
Atheists are often open-minded and patient, respecting most of people’s decisions – unlike you, always shoving your beliefs down everyone’s throats.
I’m afraid that’s not the way God wanted you to act…
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7:00 pm
Is that guy in the pink picture like the Arab Richard Dawkins? All that scribble looks like a mix of terror script and English.
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7:09 pm
Why do people like you insist on calling yourself ‘not racist’ when you make incredibly racist and ignorant statements like that?
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9:09 pm
What was racist about that?
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9:18 pm
They have a language and it’s not called ‘terror script’ or anything with the word ‘terror’ in it.
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10:21 pm
They have a language and it is written in the blood of innocents.
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10:36 pm
So ALL Muslims are terrorists to you? All Middle Eastern people in general are terrorists in your eyes?
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7:10 am
All Arabs are guilty until proven innocent. I believe in Arab profiling.
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11:54 am
Brilliant. You do realize that Hemant is of Indian (the country) heritag, so you’ve proven yourself to effectively be a white supremasist. Are you the internet David Duke?
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4:58 pm
cant tk a jk…
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7:10 pm
“SOMEONE MADE FUN OF MY ARTICLE SO I’M GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIS SITE HA!”
That’s what this entire bitch-fit really is, you’re attempt to get back at someone for calling out your bullshit.
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12:34 am
What this article is about is proving that Atheism is, by its very nature, unfriendly. What you are about is making asinine claims about people you don’t know. Judging by your pattern of behavior, which includes ridiculing good Christian men and woman, doubting the existence of God and fornicating with homosexuals, you’re probably an Atheist yourself. Explains a lot.
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12:15 pm
”‘You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ This is the greatest and first commandment. And a second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’
Then, Jesus made the amazing claim, ‘On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.’ (Mat. 22:36-40)
This same scene is repeated almost verbatim in Mark (Mark 12:28-32) and in Luke right before the story of the Good Samaritan. (Luke 10:25-27)
What is most significant here is what Jesus did not say. He did not make any exceptions in whom we should love. We should love God, love ourselves, and love our neighbors — all of our neighbors. He did not say to love our neighbors, unless they are gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender. [insert any religion, spirituality or lack there of] He did not say we should criticize and condemn our neighbors as we love them. In fact, when the lawyer asks him in Luke who is his neighbor, Jesus defines ‘neighbor’ as that most unlovable, rejected and despised outcast of society– the sinful Samaritan. I think that homosexuals could easily qualify as today’s ‘Samaritans.’ And then, Jesus has the audacity to say that this is the core, essential message of all the Bible!”
Try actually living your religion instead of just claiming it!
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12:24 pm
”‘”Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck in your neighbor’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ while the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor’s eye. (Matthew 7:1-5)
If we truly love our neighbors, we treat them as Jesus did–we embrace them, comfort them, listen to them, welcome them into our homes and churches warmly, and let ourselves be vulnerable to them. We don’t go around pointing out specks in their eyes, or even logs for that matter. In fact, we concentrate on our own shortcomings in making the relationship work. I know of no loving relationship based on an initial declaration of our neighbor’s sin!
In fact, Jesus saved his most strident condemnation for those who did this. The Pharisees were people in his day who spent every waking hour pointing out the sins and shortcomings of others. They laid out rule books for people to follow in their daily lives. Jesus was extremely harsh on them:
“Damn you, Pharisees! You pay tithes on mint and rue and every herb, but neglect justice and the love of God.” (Luke 11:42, the Scholar’s Version)
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2:29 pm
I don’t believe that the people writing here are ridiculing good christian men and women, just the hypocrites that consider themselves christian, without realizing what that actually means…the right-wing holier-than-thou nutcases here conflating atheism with bizarre sexual practices should grow up and keep their fantasy lives to themselves.
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2:48 am
Studies show that atheists are better informed about religion than any one religion’s followers. For the record, I am bisexual with a leading tendencie towards the opposite gender as is the rest of the sexually divided animal kingdom.
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3:16 am
Studies have shown that atheists are up to nine times more likely to support genocide.
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1:28 am
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET ALL THESE WONDERFULL FALLACIES?????
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2:34 am
How is atheism unfriendly? I know unfriendly remarks appear to be right at home here from both sides flinging them back and forth at eachother, but you’re making a horrible generalization…Which is making asinine claims about people you do not know, in a fashion.
I’m an atheist. I don’t have any issues with it, nor do my Christian family members. They appreciate the fact that I don’t try to conflict with their religious choice and I appreciate that they don’t ridicule or try to force me to change mine. We all love one another immensely. Some of my friends are Christians, others are of varying religions and, again, we love each other. I’m open-minded, enjoy watching television every now and again…I like sitting outside and watching thunderstorms on my porch. I’m exactly the same as any of you.
The truth is, you believe we’ve closed our hearts off to God, but most of you have simply closed your hearts off to humankind. I’m an atheist, yes, but that doesn’t mean I’m living a life of absolute debauchery. I work, I have fun when I can, and I’m responsible for a perfect 2 year old boy. I have to be a role-model and my lack of belief in religion doesn’t interfere with what I know to be right and wrong.
So, I’d like to say that there are such things as friendly atheists.
Religion is the one of the many social institutions that has truly forgotten its role. It’s not supposed to polarize us and separate us into camps based on our choice of beliefs…Religion is supposed to be a unifying force capable of being the glue that holds a community together. Some of you are incredibly intelligent and it shocks and hurts me to see that you’re wasting your time with generalizations and hate-speak that only serves to make our bonds as humans weaker.
I give everyone a chance; doesn’t matter what they believe in or what color their skin is or what nationality they’re from. I don’t like seclusion and I can’t see how any of you can be happy with it either. Does it make you feel good or better to be locked away thinking that all atheists are just hateful jerks out to undermine basic Christian fundamentals? Most of us just want to live like normal human beings.
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5:00 pm
still cant take a joke
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7:51 pm
God doesnt exist… where’s your proof he does.. i want legit proof…
christwire is a satanic piece of shit website although, its good for laughs and these guys comments are hilarious omg i pray to god to open ur eyes and shit
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12:31 am
This is really gonna throw you for a loop … prove that God DOESN’T exist! If you have half a brain at all, you know you can’t. I can, however, prove that God does exist. It’s called the Bible. Read it and weep, Mr. Weisz Impersonator. Maybe next time, you won’t rush into a discussion you know nothing about.
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2:46 am
The bible…LOL….Atheism is an effect of knowledge, not a lack of knowledge, I gave a Bible to my son. That’s how you make atheists. …
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9:50 am
Your son, like yourself, is under the influence of the Devil. It makes the words of the Bible appear like gibberish. Clear-minded Christians look at the Bible and see only truth. You need less Devil and more Christian in your life.
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2:52 am
Clear minded atheists see a fiction book written by approximately 40 different authors that has a habbit of contraditing itself several hundred times. It is filled with passages about rape, genocide, human sacrifices, and others. It is most deffinetely NOT something i would allow a small child to read. Nor would most christians when you take into consideration the fact that children are always shown the tamer passages like genesis instead of the gangrape in judges 11
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10:16 am
How about run-on sentences? Are those, too, the effect of knowledge?
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8:53 pm
The Babble doesn’t prove that it and it’s claims are true. Claiming that it does is a form of circular logic.
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The bible is not proof of Dog. Only proof of belief in Dog. Your Dog does not exist because it is not realistic or plausible. If Dog is real and good then it cannot condemn people for eternity simly for not believing in him as that is evil. Thus there is no Dog.
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2:34 pm
Then I can prove Orcs and Elves, Dwarfs and great wizards exist…it’s called The Lord of the Rings!
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2:55 am
And wizards with disfigure foreheads! And talking lions! And teleporting wardrobes!
Humans! GROW UP!
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Prove to me that unicorns aren’t real! You can’t can you? That is what you sound like.
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hey asshole i bet I know more about the bible than you this imaginary magic man who lives in the sky surrounded by winged people truly is quite a dickweed as you would know if the church didn’t “forget” to teach the old testiment I’ve tried three fucking times to spell that right i don’t fucking care anymore… FUCK YOU, FUCK RELIGION, AND FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope the sky fairy raptures you all real fucking soon. then I wom’t have to put up with bullshit like this anymore and one more question… what will you do if you die and find out that you’ve chosen the wrong god?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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10:08 am
Its not up to us to disprove “his” existance when you’re claiming he’s real.. its your claim so prove it. I simply don’t believe you because there is zero evidence to support it. If I ran up to you saying that I had super powers you would say prove it and if I respond “prove I don’t” you would assume I was crazy and had no powers. Same thing applies here with this shit logic you have
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I have seen “proof” of God’s existence: random things happening as I pray for them, and in ridiculous ways. However, I think the authors of this website are full of crap and distorting the Truth of the love of God and Christ.
It sounds crazy, but I have heard God speak to me. I have prayed for friends to smacked up side the head by God, and they’ve been it car accidents within a few days. (scary, it’s happened three times to four friends, one ended up with a hole in his head). I also ran out of gas once in the desert, and as I was cursing at all the cars/trucks that past, I stopped and prayed, and help immediately came (in the form of drunk mexicans, but still…..). On the way back from the gas station, same thing was happening: I was pissed at all the cars/trucks going by honking at me. I stopped and prayed, and then I heard “Need a ride?!” It was some guys in a utility truck listening to the local Christian radio station.
That is how I know God is real. And He’s kept me alive through my suicidal tendencies in Jr. High, with the support of my church and family.
Personal experiences are the only proof we have.
But I will say that these people here are not spreading the Gospel like they should be! They are not spreading love, they are spreading hate and misinformation.
I am praying that God takes action against this website and the people who run it. I pray that He opens their eyes to their failings. Though I realize that is this site suddenly went down that the authors would blame it on Satan. I can really only hope that there are enough true Christians who would be willing to come in here and tell these people that they have it screwed up. That they are not working towards the world’s salvation but are actually being used by the devil themselves by telling other people that they are being used. Satan is winning because of this website. People are being turned away from God because of the words of this site. Therefore Satan is winning.
Please, I beg! Don’t push people away from God, encourage through love, that is what will cause satan to lose. Encourage, don’t judge and hate. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
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The conclusions you have come to seem to be erroneous. I find myself disagreeing with you. It is so difficult to take you seriously and yet … I must. My own simple opinions are only validated in the face of something so absurd they make me look intelligent. I can only be secure in my beliefs if the things you post on this site are so absurdly, diametrically opposed to mine that I can take a stand against them.
… or I can simply recognize this satire for what it is, laugh at it and get on with my day.
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Hello Cool Tom Kimbo,
This is the first time that I read this website and let me tell you I´ve never read something that make me feel such a CAVEMAN, this website is like a time machine where you can get a ticket to go back to the Middle Ages. Every scientific knowledge is denied here, how can you question things like the existing of Dinosaurs????? Evolution??? The Earth has just 6000 years old???? You guys are people from the middle ages or way before when there was no comprehension of about anything. I’m really concern about the kids reading the articles in this website ¨thanks god¨ we have internet and they are more than capable of making research to see how wrong are you. I’m pretty sure that this website will become a factory of atheists just like the bible is, An atheist is just a person who doesn’t have a double moral we do good since we believe in doing good not because we are afraid of a vengeful god.
Atheism is an effect of knowledge, not a lack of knowledge, I gave a Bible to my son. That’s how you make atheists. …
Hello , this is the first
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Kirwin Watson and Bryan Butvidas I thank you for this wonderful satire
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No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist just like no smart Christians. well a few now and then but not many.
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This site proves your last assertion is blatantly wrong.
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All the atheists i know are angry, antisocial, nerds.
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And all the Christians I know are braindead, gullible fools.
Ad hominem attacks are fun, eh?
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They’re not. You see, while CI’s ad hominem attack was true, and thus valid, yours was blatantly false.
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The majority of christians I know -are- braindead, gullible fools; my wife’s family, her friend…
My mother-in-law thinks satan is around every corner, and that Glen Beck is gawd’s mouthpiece, and that the rest of the family can do no harm (as they slowly steal all of her retirement money).
Her friend thinks there’s a gate to hell in South Africa somewhere.
Definitely a bunch of genius skeptics there…
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1:52 am
So you think your crackpot family members are an acceptable sample size to represent a community of billions?
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The writers of Christwire like to think so with any other race, the other gender, and homosexuals.
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10:51 am
I don’t think that’s true. As much hullabaloo Christianity is, that doesn’t mean that all Christians are totally evil.
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3:02 pm
This can’t be real.
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Wow! What a great parody article! Thanks for the laughs when they were sorely needed. How did you get the people at Christwire to run this? They must not know they’ve been had.
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4:11 pm
You’re paranoid.
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4:54 pm
You aren’t using the word ‘paranoid’ correctly.
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L.N, you’re right. I’m not sure how paranoid would apply here, but I’m sure that Monsieur Billings will be pleased to enlighten us.
In particular I want the author of the original piece to tell us how he encovered the Great Homo-Sino Conspiracy of 2011.
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1:53 pm
Michael, you appear to be confused as well as paranoid. “Homo Chinese lie” simply refers to a lie that both the homos and the Chinese like to spread. There is no conspiracy and you should stop spreading such insane rumors.
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5:30 pm
HOw dare you to call this blessed piece of God’s enlightenment a parody? Oh dear God! Forgive them, Father! For they know not what they do!
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the stuff here is so far from Christ’s teaching that is has to be parody. Christ never wanted us to cast such harsh judgment. He wanted us to love. To make disciples, not turn people away.
this site turns people further away from God. This site, I’m sorry to say, is trying so hard to do the work of Christ but is instead helping Satan. It makes me cry!
I pray that this site goes down so that more people aren’t pushed away by all the hatred that is being spread here!
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4:35 pm
This cannot be real. Right? RIGHT?
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5:28 pm
Unfortunately it is. Lets pray to the Lord to diminish teh atheists hearts anger.
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I can’t take it anymore. Once and for all, Marcela, it’s spelled
T H E !!!!
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Q.E.D.
The atheists’ rage is rampant, even for superfluous things like a simple typo.
I’ll pray for this soul.
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10:48 pm
This site makes me ashamed to admit that I’m Christian.
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8:52 pm
Obviously you’re not a true Christian. Perhaps you’ve been deluded by serfs of Satan(atheists) too, thinking darkness(atheists) and light(Christians) could ever get along. You’re wrong.
And I’m not ashamed, for the Scripture says:
“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek. For in it the righteousness of God is revealed from faith to faith; as it is written, ‘The just shall live by faith’,” (Rom. 1:16,17).”
I’ll pray to the Lord to open your eyes.
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You and me both… No true Christian would use such terrible language to describe another human being. I pray that anyone believing this nonsense sees the true Light and remwmbers Jesus taught us to LOVE EVERYBODY, not to discriminate like bigoted, zealous fools! I hope you people are ashamed for the words coming forth from your sinful, hate-filled fingertips! May God take pity on you. Judge not, lest ye be judged!
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Dont get the joke? Tom Kimbo is a evil atheist planted by satan!!!
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I didn’t have time to read this thoughtful and well written article, but I know if I did that I would agree with every word!
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Hmm wiat if I understand correctly and follow the nideology of all the comment and article as well
200 000 000 Of christian are God’s people (approx ) and the rest of the world is satan’s Minions ?
also Python are snake they LAY eggs adam you should have know that No ? oh wait I know you are not a doctor
Like I always said the real satan’s minion here is the 200 000 000 Fakes christian who wnat tod estroy the 3/4 of this world because they are too pissed off tos ee that everyone else other thasn them are happier without their supposed fairytale god
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11:42 am
Examples of Christian ‘friendship’:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Nativist_Riots
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requerimiento “used to justify the assertion that God, through historical Saint Peter and appointed Papal successors, held authority as ruler over the entire Earth; and that the Inter Caetera Papal Bull, of 4 May 1493 by Pope Alexander VI, conferred title over all the Americas to the Spanish monarchs”
Dr. Michael McDonnel wrote in The ‘Conquest’ of the Americas: conquistadors regarded plunder, slaves, and tribute as the just desserts for their efforts in forcing pagans to accept Christianity and Spanish rule. After all, the conquistadors did scrupulously adhere to the Spanish law of conquest by reading the requerimiento, which ordered defiant Indians to immediately accept Spanish rule and Christian conversion, or face punishment in a “just war”. The requerimiento announced that “The resultant deaths and damages shall be your fault, and not the monarch’s or mine or the soldiers”. Attending witnesses and a notary usually certified in writing that the requerimiento had been read and ignored by the usually uncomprehending Indians, thus justifying the death and destruction that so often followed.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/Americas-True-History-of-Religious-Tolerance.html “the first encounter between European Christians in America ended in a blood bath”,
“Puritan fathers of the Massachusetts Bay Colony did not countenance tolerance of opposing religious views. Their “city upon a hill” was a theocracy that brooked no dissent, religious or political.”
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12:23 pm
”‘You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ This is the greatest and first commandment. And a second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’
Then, Jesus made the amazing claim, ‘On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.’ (Mat. 22:36-40)
This same scene is repeated almost verbatim in Mark (Mark 12:28-32) and in Luke right before the story of the Good Samaritan. (Luke 10:25-27)
What is most significant here is what Jesus did not say. He did not make any exceptions in whom we should love. We should love God, love ourselves, and love our neighbors — all of our neighbors. He did not say to love our neighbors, unless they are gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender. [insert any other issue, atheism etc here] He did not say we should criticize and condemn our neighbors as we love them. In fact, when the lawyer asks him in Luke who is his neighbor, Jesus defines ‘neighbor’ as that most unlovable, rejected and despised outcast of society– the sinful Samaritan. I think that homosexuals could easily qualify as today’s ‘Samaritans.’ And then, Jesus has the audacity to say that this is the core, essential message of all the Bible!”
“Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck in your neighbor’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ while the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor’s eye. (Matthew 7:1-5)
If we truly love our neighbors, we treat them as Jesus did–we embrace them, comfort them, listen to them, welcome them into our homes and churches warmly, and let ourselves be vulnerable to them. We don’t go around pointing out specks in their eyes, or even logs for that matter. In fact, we concentrate on our own shortcomings in making the relationship work. I know of no loving relationship based on an initial declaration of our neighbor’s sin!
In fact, Jesus saved his most strident condemnation for those who did this. The Pharisees were people in his day who spent every waking hour pointing out the sins and shortcomings of others. They laid out rule books for people to follow in their daily lives. Jesus was extremely harsh on them:
“Damn you, Pharisees! You pay tithes on mint and rue and every herb, but neglect justice and the love of God.” (Luke 11:42, the Scholar’s Version)
Try actually living your religion instead of just claiming it!
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Goodness, you are long-winded! Anyway I need to point something out to you. You seem to think that our criticism of certain groups of individuals are acts born of hate. That is where you are wrong. You see, as Christians, we want everybody to be saved, yet we see so many around us at risk of burning in hellfire! Strongly worded reprimands are just one of many kinds of ministry designed to bring as many people back to Jesus Christ as we can.
We DO love all our neighbors. We just hate some of the thing they do, or stand for. If we were equally accepting of all codes of behavior, there wouldn’t be any meaning in living a moral, Christian life. Just because we’re soft on our neighbors’ souls doesn’t mean we have to be universally accepting of all behaviors. If homosexual behavior is going to send you to hell, we will warn all homosexuals that they are in danger of eternal damnation. Anything less would be un-Christian!
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Exactly, Hank. God hates the sin, not the sinner. Atheists are sinners because they hate love, life and our nation’s Godly heritage. Atheists are largely to blame for many of the problems we are having in this country.
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“Exactly, Hank. God hates the sin, not the sinner.”
While you all hate EVERYTHING that isn’t Christian.
“Atheists are sinners because they hate love, life and our nation’s Godly heritage.”
Atheists don’t believe that God exists. They don’t hate love or life or America. YOU, on the other hand, hate the fact that people love, want to murder all non-American, non-White, non-Christian people, and you want to destroy the foundations of this nation just so your tyranny can reign supreme with no opposition.
“Atheists are largely to blame for many of the problems we are having in this country.”
Only a retarded idiot like yourself would think that. You just want to pass the blame onto people, and if you see a fault, you think that person isn’t Christian. In your retarded head, you think that Christians are flawless, and anyone you call a Christian is flawless, and you think anyone that DOES mess up is beyond redemption until YOU forgive them, and that ONLY means that they follow YOUR EXACT rules. Women can’t fuck other men besides their husband…unless it’s you. People can’t do what they want for fun…unless it’s you. People don’t deserve to have things handed to them on a silver platter…unless it’s you. You’re such a whiny, egotistical jackass that you think that you’re God and you just act as if you’re a follower.
You sir, need to be locked away and kept away from human interaction for the benefit of all mankind.
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Damn Adam. Your comments/responses are the most ridiculous yet hilarious I have read. You have to be under the age of 10, have a neurological disability or you’re just plain damn ignorant!!! Keep the comedy coming………
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12:24 pm
This article is so ignorant and close minded it isn’t even funny. First There is no atheist hell, we don’t think in A hell or heaven exist, second we are not all drug addicts i am proud to say that i am proud to say that i can be drug free and practice abstinence WITHOUT GOD or any other false diety “Looking over my shoulder”, and finally there are such things as friendly atheists if you were to not be afraid to get your face out of a bible and look around the world then maybe you could get a better perspective. Most atheists are pretty tolerant and not afraid to keep and open mind its just blunt arrogant articles like this that really irritate me.
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12:43 pm
My, my. Such self congratulatory bigotry and closed minded demagoguery on the part of so many who pretence to be filled with the light and love of their imaginary best friend. You see, you are wrong on so many levels I can but scratch the surface. To day that one cannot be friendly or even a non-jerk and also an atheist because your fairy half book written by barely literate desert nomads of millenia past days so? How cute. But, completely wrong. My close friends and confidants would be most surprised to heat you say such things. And I have some more bad news to deliver – there are indeed plenty of atheists in foxholes. In fact, that is where I was awakened. I know, right – PATRIOTIC ATHEISTS? What is the world coming to? Look, just because your holy script or dearly held dogma tells you that something cannot exist when faced with that very thing, what do you do? Plug your ears and say “lalalalala” until it goes away? Well, that’d how children deal with such things. Adults will take new information once vetted into their realm of knowledge and adjust their assessments accordingly. If a particular atheist seems less than unfriendly towards you in particular, you may want to consider the possibility that he or she personally dislikes being told that they do not exist. After all, are you not supposed to treat others as you would wish to be treated? If you ask nicely, I may explain to you how exactly an atheist comes by a moral code without relying on Christy the wonder ghost. If, that is, you can manage to accept that I exist.
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1:47 am
Hit a nerve, have we? My suggestion is that if you’re looking for civil conversation around here, you start by being civil.
Good day, sir.
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Let us know what business you’re in so we can avoid it
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1:33 pm
What a ridiculous assertion! I personally know many atheists. They are all quite friendly. They do eat babies though, and while that’s not necessarily “un-friendly” it is a bit disturbing.
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1:35 pm
Best Poe ever!
Thanks for the laughs boys!
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7:33 pm
“The writers of Christwire sometimes disagree with each other on minor issues, but our community forms deep and loving bonds strengthened by Christ.”
I want the writers of Christwire to get together with baptist, methodist, catholics, mormons, etc and agree with everything they say. That so called “bonds strengthened by christ” would quickly disappear. How can you talk about atheist when your religion is not even in unison?
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2:13 pm
I need you to understand… Society needs you to understand that Atheism is not a religion.
Not collecting stamps is not a hobby.
Your’re welcome.
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8:41 pm
This article just made me shoot Atheistic Cocaine out of my nostrils from laughing so hard. You want to claim that Atheists are angry because they have no connection with your lord? Yet you spew hate and anger on this very page. Mexigay? Seriously? Maybe if you took a break from vomiting hate under the guise of god, and actually tried to do some good in the world, then you might have an actual epiphany (the feeling, not the Christian festival) moment in your life and realize that you are not better than anyone else just because you have to believe in something to be happy. This entire article makes your religion look pompous and ignorant. It seems you need to spend some more time finding yourself, before you seek out the lord.
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8:19 am
I think the worship of a dead Jew on a stick is the most unfriendly, inhuman thing ou can do.
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8:34 am
I have a blue streak in my hair and feathers. I dont’t believe in god. I don’t do drugs, nor do I eat… babies.
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8:36 am
And I am a very friendly person, for those of you who take the time to get to know me and don’t call me a satanist.
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2:57 pm
I agree with you here Lauren, because I am Wiccan people tend to immediately judge me for that, and they also call me a Satanist (which is ridiculous). BUT! as far as this post/site goes, it’s purely satirical, it was meant for irony not as something to be taken seriously :]
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3:23 pm
I know it’s supposed to be satire. But people, such as my grandmother, read it… AND believe it! So I do what I can to introduce some sanity for the poor fools who think it is truth.
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9:01 am
Wow, someone needs to look up irony in the dictionary.
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9:11 am
Way to teach your young people to judge others mister youth pastor…………c’mon, the whole jist of this piece is so far off base and quite ridiculous!
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12:17 pm
This site is hilarious! Totally bookmarking, definitely more funny than the onion!
Wait…this IS satire right?
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1:44 pm
you had me for a minute there christwire…touche sirs, touche.
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12:46 pm
Some basic points for Christwire:
- Atheists are not satanists. We do not believe in Satan.
- Some of us are friendly, some aren’t. Just like Christians.
- This site is the most concentrated form of hate I have seen in a long time – a compilation of racism, homophobia, sexism and intolerance. It makes me sad.
- Instead of spouting bible verses, take a moment to think for yourselves… I am begging you all – for the good of humanity.
- While your hands are clasped in prayer, mine will be working on making the world a better place by helping those in need. We will see who gets more done in the end.
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12:55 pm
In related news, the FDA has just approved a new drug for the treatment of acute Satire Detection Deficiency Syndrome. Some of you on this comment thread should contact your doctors immediately.
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1:35 pm
Oh ChristWire, you make me laugh SO HARD. This is trolling on the highest possible level. You’re Troll Masters. RESPECT!
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2:28 am
Is it funny that there’s any atheist activist ad on this site?
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1:55 pm
You seriously need to get out once in a while, step away from your Stone Age world and look around at the world around you now. You’re part of the problem with the world; you’re the one filled with hate and anger. Not me! I’ve done more humanitarian work for my local community than most, and I do it without god. You can be a moral human being without fear of hell; I don’t need an eternal reward to do good in the only life I know for sure that is real.
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1:57 pm
1. Sudoku is not a homo-foreplay game. It’s a number puzzle. You shown how dumb you are.
2. Atheists are not always angry. Infact, I meet more Christians that are always angry and rude. BUT IT’S TOTALLY FINE BECAUSE ELOHEL GOD WILL FORGIVE THEM RIGHT? No, it’s not. They’re just dicks that think they’re superior because they share an imaginary friend with tons of people.
3. I know more Christians addicted to drugs than atheists. Once again, probably just because god will forgive them, right? Heh…
4. You seem to speak quite a bit out about homosexuals, so I suppose you’re following Leviticus 18:22 I believe it is: Leviticus 18:22 is translated: “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. ”
I mean, that’s cool and all, but if you’re going to bring something that old into play, you may as well honor all of it. By all of it, I mean Leviticus 19:28: ” Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. ” Basically meaning, no tattoos or piercings, and in your little picture ” Cool Tom ” it looks like you have a piercing.
One last note to bring up. Christianity supports slavery, rape, capital punishment, violence, and racism. They also don’t support women’s rights. Atheists support women’s rights and don’t support any of those bad things… Who’s the real monster now? Exactly.
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2:32 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! OMG! GODDAMN THIS ARTICLE IS HILARIOUS. PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO, NEVER STOP. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING LOLZ! THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT? NO ONE CAN BE THIS DUMB. HAHAHA OOOO MAN I FEEL SORRY FOR ANY KIDS YOU MAY HAVE. HOPEFULLY THEY WONT END UP BEING SO STUPID THOUGH. HOWEVER, I DOUBT THAT WILL BE THE CASE IF THIS IS THE CRAP THEY ARE TAUGHT. GOOD JOB MAN! BE PROUD THAT YOU CAN SO COMPLETELY EMBODY THE MOST INTELLECTUALLY VACUOUS CRAP THAT EVER EXISTED. PROPS! IT TAKES BALLS TO USE SO LITTLE OF YOUR BRAIN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
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3:59 am
I got quite the laugh out of this article, but I’m sorry to inform Christwire.org, that no, Atheist’s are not always angry. I’m actually rather peaceful. I have only one other comment on this article, though, you say all Atheist’s ever want to say is, “You are all wrong and I am right about everything,” but isn’t that what all you screaming about homosexuals and masturbation are saying? “Christwire.org is right and you all are wrong”? Yeah, thought so. I highly dislike hypocritical religous folk.
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4:33 am
i have to say, the comments are the icing on the satirical cake!! some people just don’t know when they’ve been had!
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2:59 am
christwire…. please stop your making the rest of us look bad
Respect peoples opinions
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2:53 pm
Haha I love when people can’t spot satyr. I got a great chuckle out of this, keep it going christwire!
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12:15 am
ok, so this is the third post i have looked at and i can only conclude that this is just one really long pretty good troll. there is no way this site is legit.
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12:18 am
same guy, just read the comments above me. i most now go to the “no shit retard” room for the next week. i bid you farewell for now, though i will return for more enjoyment.
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2:57 am
there is no god but haruhi suzumiya
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3:12 am
Enough of your witchcraft! Learn some humility though the love of Jesus Christ!
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6:16 pm
I support Haruhism!
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1:55 am
REALLY? AND YOU DON’T BLOG AND TWEET YOUR BULLSHIT RELIGION CONSTANTLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WEBSITE IS FOR????? For fucks sake you most of the believers on this site sound like Hitler’s fucking regime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5:03 pm
Excuse me, but who says Atheists can’t be friendly? I am an Atheist myself, and even though my parents take me to church, I stay respectable for everyone there. The pastor one of my father’s great friends, and he is a fantastic man! I can’t deny that!
Also, though there are many un-educated students at the school I go to, I don’t treat them as such. I treat them like human beings who deserve to be talked to.
Now, I don’t know about the man you are basing this article on, but not ALL Atheists are unfriendly. Some, yes. But please do not go stereotyping a whole belief system on one person.
Even though we don’t believe the same things you do, most of us try to respect it. At least I do…..
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10:52 pm
W
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10:59 pm
Wow. Just, wow. I am a Christian and I can say without a doubt that you are trashing my God and giving him a intolerant look. How dare you say who atheiests are just because of their beliefs? People like you sickening me. I know an Atheist. He is one of my best friends, and he certainly doesn’t do drugs. Christwire you sicken me with you prejudice and asinine and ignorant statements about other religions. Get you heads together and stop giving my God a bad name!
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11:08 am
i see the author of this article to be some twenty year old with a helmet and drool dripping from his chin who managed to get onto a computer.
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4:40 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA How can anyone who actually reads this garbage actually be serious?
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8:53 am
Hello, fellow atheist here, just here to look at you bashing gays and such. I respect your hate for me, and your love for god, but that’s not a path I want to take. I don’t beleive in satan either, so therefore I know I am not a tool of his hand. I just commmented to say I am plenty friendly and I hope you don’t have bad opinion of me, for it seems you shun me for seeing just the third word in this post. Do whatever suits you.
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2:15 am
Atheists can be friendly, some just choose not to. Such as I! I can be friendly when I choose to, but I can also be a real bitch!
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11:43 am
No such thing as a friendly atheist? I don’t mean to sound conceited here, but if I’m not friendly, then why do have an incredible amount of friends, a wonderful boyfriend, and people who love me regardless of my beliefs? Think before you write, dick.
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2:27 pm
this was kind of rude…im didnt know people thought so low of me. I’ve been told by almost everyone who meets me im the sweetest thing sense dark chocolate cake haha im not saying im perfect but hey who is right? i just dont understand, God and Jesus are supposed to be so living and compassionate and accepting. at least this is how i was raised in my strict catholic family. but i have met a lot of people who say things like this and this is how i know either 1.) God is mean and in that case why would i worship him or 2.) some people just worship his evil twin XD either way im not christien because of extremist like you and i have managed to be a really good friendly honest person.
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8:18 pm
Dude wth.. Im thirteen im an atheist, but i dont go around saying Ohh christians are dumb or they are retarded or anything like that so what gives christians right to diss us? like for reals if your god is peace and love and you guys “worship” him so much then dont diss people cause they dont believe in the same thing as you!, after all god said to treat everyone right didnt he?
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5:41 pm
And want wanting everyone NOT like you killed and stuff sure is friendly.
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5:59 pm
I’m not constantly angry. I’m very happy and content most of the time.
I also hear that I am very sweet and a good friend.
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4:18 pm
hahahaha! you guys are awesome, saving the world from the lies of satan.
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10:49 am
I find this humerus. I’m an atheist and all the atheists I know are much more friendly than you guys. We don’t tell them not to go to another website except for the atheist one, and that theists are sick unnatural people. I have a bunch of christian friends who are friends with me and they say I’m friendly. Your beliefs have nothing to do with how friendly you are, unless, of course, your a little extreme about your beliefs and you make this website to ensure everyone that you hate everyone whose not exactly like you. I respect your beliefs until they get out of hand, and you should respect mine for that too.
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3:22 pm
Oh, some of you major Christians are just so bigot like and ignorant!
Why don’t you shut up about “OH UR GOING TO HELL CUZ U DUN BELIEVE IN GOD”? If that’s the true, then your God’s a selfish asshole.
Why doesn’t God respect others beliefs? Why don’t YOU respect others beliefs? Just because someone isn’t a stupid little puppet to a selfish moron like God doesn’t mean they’re not friendly.
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3:26 pm
I’m athiest. I have a lot of friends, and I got them by beinging FRIENDLY.
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8:43 am
I am a atheist and I am disgusted by this
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