Videos Games: The threat leaves home.
When Bryan first exposed Cochella fest, I thought he had found the bottom of the barrel when it came to the debauchery that the younger generation in this great nation are capable of, the uncontrolled flow of homogay energy into unsuspecting young teens and children. I honestly thought that things could get no lower, I wish that I were wrong. The dangers of Japanese kiddie porn known as Anime are not secret here. Imagine my surprise when I discovered something deeply troubling. Anime conventions where young women whore themselves in maid outfits have spawned a video game convention. Video games, a scourge upon this land, has mated with rock music and jazz to spawn a four day pit of the deepest, darkest sin.
This abomination is called MAGFest, the music and gaming festival. I would call it sin overdrive. It’s 4 days and 3 nights of wall to wall drunkenness and debauchery. A relentless gauntlet of video games, rock music and rape. I delved deep into the bowels of the internets and facetube to bring you this important message. Do not take this lightly, watch this promotional video.
What is this, a young woman planning to rape a man presumably old enough to be her father? This is incredible, just the promotional video contains references to vile sexual acts such as rape and feminine domination. You know a woman’s place is on the bottom submitting to her husband. This rape, femdom and sexual relations without the bond marriage is a chilling reminder of the culture we live in.
As vile as that is, the heart of this threat is, video games. These are not just any video games. They feature a large collection of rare machines from Japan, prime land of sin. These games come unfiltered and as a result are much more potent in their power to pervert your Children. The power of the gay energies emanating from the machines can be seen in the young men below. The largest attraction of MAGFest is the console room, where games from all eras are found. Many of these games found here are older titles from before the game industry was forced to begin rating it’s games and cleaning up it’s act. Games like Mortal Kombat and Shaq-fu, both of which are games where you’re a black magic ninja who possesses power over the elements. Clearly influences of witchcraft and pagan tree worship.
This brings us to the music segment of this convention. That is, if you could call this racket music. Here, darkness-filled music from evil Japanese video games is further infused with evil by being turned into a most evil sort called “metal”. A chief perpetrator in this crime of flesh is a band called ArmCannon. They play rock covers of evil rhythms from an old game called Megaman. This game is of particular interest as it is especially dark. It’s about a man named Doctor Light. As any astute reader of christwire would know the devil can appear as a benevolent being of light. In the game he creates living robot people — playing God, if you will — bringing forth offspring without the aid of a woman’s womb as God intended.
This band, an apparatus of evil, travels all over this great land spreading their hell spawned noise to children just like yours, unfettered by decent folk. An electric wave of darkness emanates from their loudspeakers puts the audience into a state where they are ripe for demonic influence. Once in this state, the influences compel innocent youth to participate in deviant acts, re-enacting many vile scenes they witnessed in the games the music initially came from.
I hope to have more on this dire threat as the months progress, but I must give a Thanks to a P. Berry for telling me of this monstrosity of depravity.
[UPDATE]
As this story went to press, MAGFest announced it’s dates and location for their next celebration of sin. It’s going to be in a Hotel called “GAYlord National”, January fifth through the eighth. Just after the new year, a date important to dirty baby sacrificing pagans. This time of year is especially important to them as the dark energies along with optimum sun and moon alignment are at their best for unspeakable sacrifices. Need I say any more?
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Author: tdomf_15f10
7:27 am
This site seems to have erred from the straight and narrow. I always understood that it was a Christian site with an interest in legal gun carrying. I would always advocate carrying short barrelled guns by Christians in my church.
But I fear that I must leave this Christwire site as it has departed from the Christian life. If any followers are reading this then please suggest other Christian sites. I will miss my genuine correspondents.
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6:28 pm
you gay or somethin?
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5:39 pm
are you? terrorist
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4:38 am
Ok, so after having read through this “article” after several breaks due to sheer laughter.. the rib hurting kind, I have to ask.. is this a real site? It has just enough feel of a real organization, yet.. it’s so “The Onion” like in it’s writing. I have never seen so much bullshit in my life. But, thank you all so so much for the absolute pure humor. I had never heard of this convention before, but thanks to you folks I will be glad to attend.
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3:39 pm
truly i was asking people the exact same thing..there is no way this is a true site
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5:20 pm
I think it’s a combo. With satirical writers and serous people.
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1:59 pm
If Japan is such a land of sin, then why do you use computers, cell phones, radios, televisions, and other electronic devices that contain components from Japan?
Fuck your mama!
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2:18 pm
Hah! I worked this convention last year and plan to again, and take ALL of this as a compliment. If anything, you just made magfest sound even MORE awesome to everyone linking this on facebook as a joke and it would inspire MORE people to come! It’s like you took our huge chocolate cake of a convention, and sprinkled candied bacon all over it for us without us even asking, so thank you! I especially loved this section of text: “This abomination is called MAGFest, the music and gaming festival. I would call it sin overdrive. It’s 4 days and 3 nights of wall to wall drunkenness and debauchery. A relentless gauntlet of video games, rock music and rape.” I mean how is that NOT awesome? I mean we even have one of the poster boys for all things related to that often attend. His name is Jon st. John, aka the voice of the character known as DUKE. NUKEM. If you haven’t already, check out Duke Nukem Forever, and prepare for one of the best things on earth. And we have the guy that does his voice. At Magfest. Every. Year. Partying and teaching us how to be JUST LIKE DUKE.
Thank you for the awesome, kind, FREE promotion of MAGFest, Christwire! ^_^
-Your constantly sin laiden, VG Rocking motherfucker, Rugal.
PS, you should totally come so you can get buttraped too! We’d love it! The more debauchery, the merrier, I always say! Plus it seems you love being butthurt, so i’m sure you’ll love that ^______________^
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5:03 pm
Is this guy even remotely serious ?
This is why Christians have a bad name, articles and people like this author.
I am a Christian and attended MAGFest, met great Wholesome people from all over the country and had a blast.
There was not any:
Satanism
Rape
Pagan Rituals
Depravity
This author is clearly so self consumed with hatred toward anything, he chooses to blast and try to control other’s lives through a sick perversion of truth.
Robert Blythe I will be referring this to Lolzsec maybe they can have some fun with you
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6:47 pm
Sir I must say that I thoroughly researched this story and there was indeed a Pagan ritual held at this Magfest in it’s 9th year.
Here is an incriminating photo at this link no less.
https://picasaweb.google.com/nickthenewbie/Magfest9#5562980846005901074
I will address your other accusations of dishonesty another time. This I can say is that the person who tipped us off to your “fest” actually attended the event and felt the need to contact us.
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6:55 pm
If those pics actually happened there (which I seen no proof of) that is a handfasting ceremony basically someone just got married. Harmless.
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4:04 pm
While I applaud the joining of two lives and find it a time of celebration I am disapointed they have not chosen the narrow path.
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10:38 pm
Why are you so mad though? You have no reason to attack us. We don’t attack your kind, so you have no room to attack us. Thanks for the free advertising though. The person who contacted you was me, I was doing it so you could make such a bullshit reaction. In essence, you just got trolled so hard that you made yourself look like a baby in front of everyone on here. Congrats on making yourself look like a complete and total tool, because you are!
Come join us at MAGfest this coming January and see for yourself how this world of gaming and music can create FAMILY and FRIENDSHIPS FAR BEYOND what your minuscule mind is capable of handling.
For the record, I AM Christian, and my family is Christian, but we are accepting of the world around us, unlike some shut ins here. I’m sorry you have to be so asspained.
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5:23 pm
All I can say is, OBVIOUSLY this man is NOT a gamer, nor an anime fan, and does NOT walk among us lowly people of the earth ether…yet at the same time hes NOT IN ANY WAY JESUS… because JESUS I do not think would rant and rave in such a pompous and holier then thou fashion…..So in conclusion this man is both a fool and a hypocrite.AKA the DEVIL.
You get your information about anime and MAGfest ONLINE? SERIOUSLY DUDE!?!?! He might as well have just said he got ALL of his information from WIKIPEDIA.com…..how asinine. Even middle schoolers know that the internet is NOT the place to get references for your work if you actually want your work to receive an “A”, let alone any respect. Before you cover something with a scarlet letter, do your real home work, and look outside the internet propaganda and maybe even drag your butt to MAGfest yourself and see just how stupid your assuming of the gamer and anime culture made you look.
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9:41 pm
as a person of strong religious faith, i find your allegations very offending. i have attended and performed at magfest since nearly the beginning of its inception ten years ago. if you consider people who go there a ‘heathen’ or whatever sort of pithe drole that you espoused in this article, then you guys are obviously on the wrong side here. a true christian would never make these types of allegations towards people who simply choose to support something. we give people a safe space to go to get away from the bad things in life, not whatever you are trying to paint it as.
theres no religious connotations there, no anything. apparently christwise.org is the kind of site that needs to practice the baptist ‘fire and brimstone’ school of religion, and its very insulting. you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. you make it out like we burn crosses in the beds in our hotel rooms after we finish going to the concerts and gaming. and actually i stopped reading after the 2nd paragraph and went straight to the comments. thanks for the publicity, feel free to come out and picket at magfest like that OTHER ‘church’ that we all know about.
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10:07 pm
Assuming your other allegations are legitimate, I have one request: define “True Christian.” Define it specifically, so that we could use it as a definition, put it on the books, so to speak. Because the more I hear that, the less convinced I am that anybody has any clue what it means.
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Hank if we could find the words to share how we feel about our lord & savior I would be the first to say that the person sharing is a true christian. I grew up in a missionary baptist church. I love my church & my church family is my real family. I love my pastor cause the man inspired me to go get my degree in video game art & design. I know the people that started this & alot of the people that attend.While not everyone is a christian (by your standards maybe) they are great people who only want to have some clean secular fun. is that wrong. cause many of these same people will go to church after the convention & resume their normal lives. But I digest.. No human has the right to say what a true christian is but for us to try & inspire the teachings of tolerance,understanding,& faith to try & get more flock to the fold cause I honestly think if the son himself were to go to this convention he would smile because everyone is everyone elses friend & we are being good to each other. Just my opinion
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6:44 pm
True christian: Not you.
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Gettem Phase! OH & I’m gonna miss ya at this next one tell a rival & the rest of the crew what up for me
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11:01 pm
a true christian lets the word of the lord speak on its own. it does not espouse its own beliefs as something that should be held in a higher regard then the written word of the lord. this kind of thing is the same ideology that corrupted fellowships like the westboro baptist church and twisted man’s intent into something that they want the rest of the world to assume was fostered by the word of god. it wasnt. its an abomination and a false talisman that is a sin in and of itself as far as what the word of the lord has taught. john 8:7 dawg.
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11:02 pm
Is this tied to the Coachella festival?
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No relation, just for comparison sake.
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11:23 pm
Why are Witchblade and Claymore two of my favorite animes?
Female characters that kick ass.
I’d rather live in a society of anime-freaks than live in a world where people are asked to submit to the opposite gender.
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12:56 pm
What?!Wait; there is rape at magfest?!?!? I have gone more than my fair share & have never been raped by a girl…let alone ashley burch I think I have been gipped or these tea party loving neophyte hate mongers have their intel askew.
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10:10 am
Guys, calm down. This site is quite clearly a satire website intended to be amusing, don’t bash them for writing an article that not only gave MAGfest free publicity, but was also freaking hilarious.
Btw, as for Japan being the pit of sin. I can tell you that that is indeed true, as I live there and am constantly learning new ways to be a heathen and plan on sharing what I have learn at the next MAGfest (this will be my 8th one)
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7:41 pm
Is this site for real? Is this a big joke?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2khLx5WAid0 view this preview for a game all the way through. I will know if you did or not by your comment.
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12:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEZ_wTDC81A. how do video games fall under science anyway? the video i linked to is a game about fighting monsters and its an american made game
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9:33 pm
Lull. Everyone knows this is a satirical site, right?
Like, for serious.
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9:41 pm
You guys need to remove the sticks from up your asses and cut loose once in a fucking while.
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5:12 pm
howcome if a man has an imaginary friend, its insanity, but if millions share the same imaginary friend its religion
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also http//:www.jesuschristarcade.com
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11:19 pm
Japanese KIDDIE PORN?! How dare you, sir, claim that of the Anime genre! Yes, there is Anime porn, but not all anime is porn! As well, how dare you bring HAWP into this as well? Ash and Anthony Burch are completely amazing, and should not be slandered by you inserting their video into this piece of blatant garbage. Honestly, you need help if you think that ANYONE would fall for this blatant disrespect to Japanese culture and the video games and conventions that all fans love.
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