• Washington State University Plays God: Creates An Abomination Turtle

    July 21, 2011 10:19 pm 12 comments
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  • Washington State University, in a last ditch attempt to impress the AAU, has used unholy science to create a living abomination. This “institution of higher learning” has turned an innocent godly creation into an ungodly Frankenstein inspired Japanese Gamera Monster.
    The tortoise was relinquished by its owner on April 20 because the animal’s leg had suffered a severe thermal injury and tissue damage from an unknown source. The veterinarian making the initial diagnosis referred the tortoise and its ownership to WSU’s veterinary teaching hospital for definitive care. In this case, the injury was life-threatening so the decision to amputate was made.
    Similar to Joseph Mengele in Nazi Germany, WSU researchers do creepy experiments for no other reason than perverse pleasure.

    As you can see in this awful footage, this monster is an abomination unto God.

    This video contains footage of a highly disturbing nature. Please make sure any Children or impressionable Females are not present while viewing.

    According to the “Turtle Whisperer” Mexican Veterinarian Dr. Oscar Demendez of the Centro Mexicano de la Tortuga (National Mexican Turtle Center)

    “this turtle appears to be in much discomfort and mental anguish…..”
    “This kind of irresponsible tampering with nature is what we in the international turtle community have come to expect from American Veterinarians. Did you see, they cut a turtles leg off and glued a wheel there!! Arriba! How is that humane?”

    Another exclusive video captures the shameless publicity Washington State university hopes to gain with this shameful stunt.

    In the video, the evil veterinarian had this to say:

    If we have the desire we will figure out a way to make it work.

    They named this African turtle “Gamera” after the Japanese monster they one day hope to emulate.

    Is this just the beginning for Gamera?
    Gamera has the general configuration of a turtle, albeit a tremendously large one that is capable of walking on two legs and flying, though he occasionally walks quadrupedally in his first three films. Gamera demonstrates the ability to manipulate objects with his forefeet. He possesses a pronounced sagittal crest on top of his head and his mouth is filled with teeth, with a pair of large tusks protruding upward from the lower jaws

    One wonders whether WSU scientists will be stopped before they create a modern Gamera as powerful as the Japanese one.

    As the fellowship is aware chrisTwire is the leader in exposing turtle immorality.
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