What Is Gay Edge?
Image of Gay Edge’s Pioneer Joe Manglowiano, now known as “Joe My God”, standing dramatically and barrel-chested in a 1980s photoshoot.
Steamy hot sauna rooms that promise all comer-ins that they will be sultrily cleansed from without and deep within. The passion of flushed faces and mucky flesh, sweaty from the high heats of blistering water’s dipole moment boiling in the deepest throes of thigh-clenching passion, a lustful yearning that’s only released for a cool down when the highest moments of drug-filled ecstasy are fulfilled. This description is Gay Edge, and it is the new church of homosexuality.
Its prophet: a man who calls himself Joe My God.
In a shocking development in a falling America, there is a new religion on the scene. The homosexual tricksters are calling it “Gay Edge” and their motto is that they can do whatever they want and still be Christian, because the New Testament is ‘all above love”. Anyone who disagrees with them, well, they say will go and burn in hell.
Such shocking logic and words are typical of the gay community, who know that they defy nature by engaging their reproductive parts in ways that will never create children as instructed by God. Yet, we see they are having church pew orgies and thinking that this is the fecal lined path to heavenly glory.
The image above shows a Gay Edge church, where the heavy 80s dry ice smoke screen and drugged super bongs cause the parishoners to hallucinate and beleive they are having a spiritual experience, when instead all they are feeling is a cracked cocaine addicts Tuesday morning.
The order of the service is as straight and rigid as any Catholic diocese, which a touch of Afro-baptist. The opening moments of a gay church start in Sunday School, where children are forcefully taught that it is normal to have two fathers or two mothers and that Adam had an illicit relationship with Satan in the Garden of Eden.
The bizarre events continue during the opening procession, where a nude acid fueled choir walks in and hopped up on ecstasy pills, sings choruses like “Rain Down On Me, God” and “Agape Anal Love”, both hymns penned by Joe My God himself.
Then after an offering service and a quick orgy interlude, the final sermon comes and that is when it gets the raunchiest. The preacher baptizes ‘fresh soul twinks’ in pools of astrogliding iniquity, then the head priests of the church each take terms ‘dipping’ within the new convert and ‘blessing’ his sin cavity. It is all a very surreal experience and terrifying.
These churches teach that living life to the “Gay Edge”, that is engaging in same-same sexual marriage mud pacts and then telling everyone you are still Christian will lead to eternal glory. We see Joe My God has even made a commercial to recruit more people to this movement and it goes to show, America the Moral is becoming America the Fallen.
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Author: Thad Connely
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6:49 pm
Is that home sexual activity in that video?
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9:19 pm
Blanche, if it was ‘home sexual activity’ which I pray to god that is the only kind of sexual activity you have, it would be at home, hence the word ‘home’. Gay Edge… Did you know that the only reference to Gay Edge is on Urban Dictionary? And here you go:
1. Gay Edge
Ignoring the other entry, gay edge has become a more modern day term that is used to define someone who identifies with both the straight edge and the homosexual lifestyle.
Limp Wrist does consist of gay edge members.
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2. Gay Edge
1. Someone whose Straight Edge isn’t genuine; They just do it ’cause their friends claim.
2. Someone who’s a complete douchebag and claims Straight Edge; yet by claiming Edge, they make Straight Edge look bad.
3. A Straight Edge homosexual.
“Buddy Wolfe’s not Straight Edge, he’s Gay Edge!”
“Look a those dorks X’ing up at the bowling ally. What a bunch of Gay Edge nerds.”
“That hardcore band Limp Wrist consists of Gay Edge dudes.”
And did you know that many churches have homosexual members?
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7:56 am
Wow, that’s a large number of contradictory definitions. Plus, c’mon, the urbane dictionary? I expect Thad’s research is far more in-depth!
Thad, so now we have the Gay Church, eh? That is very bad news. We’ve always had the atheists on one front and the Mormons and Catholics on another, but now there’s a new religious gay front that we must face? Ugh. I think it’s extra bible time for me!
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8:19 am
The plural form you used in your first sentence is not condoned by the Church of Gay Edge: you said “comer-ins”. You should have said “comers-in” (which our detractors often pronounce as “comer-sin”)
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11:37 am
Why are gays so offensive?
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11:43 am
The same question could be asked of you.
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11:50 am
Why are you so offended by gays?
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12:04 pm
They are forcing children to learn the history of homosexuality in California, for one. Isn’t that terrifying and to think that we said this was all how it would happen THAT OUR CHILDREN WOULD BE FORCED TO THINK ABOUT GIANT PHALLUS’ AT RECESS AND HOMOEROTICISM AND NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU LIBERAL RETARD?
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12:31 pm
“They are forcing children to learn the history of homosexuality in California, for one.”
What, is that so bad to teach kids that hateful idiots like you have tried to oppress human beings throughout history, up to and including today?
“Isn’t that terrifying and to think that we said this was all how it would happen THAT OUR CHILDREN WOULD BE FORCED TO THINK ABOUT GIANT PHALLUS’ AT RECESS AND HOMOEROTICISM AND NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU LIBERAL RETARD?”
Children are learning about the oppression and hatred that those people suffer through. To tell them that it’s wrong to learn about the hatred you have for human beings is nothing short of wanting to destroy this country from the inside out. What, are you going to suggest that we don’t teach children about women’s rights, or slavery, and then slowly try to reverse the progress made? Because that’s honestly not too far out of reach for you, considering your stance of who should have any sort of power.
You can’t turn anyone gay, being gay isn’t a disease, and it’s rarely a choice. You either are or you aren’t gay from the moment you were born. Trying to force someone to be gay will NOT work, and trying to force someone who is gay to be straight won’t work either. Gay people don’t want to ‘indoctrine’ children into being homosexuals, they aren’t pedophiles. They just want to be with their loved ones and have the same rights as any regular human being living in America.
You are the one who treats them as monsters, you’re the one who lashes at them, and tries to harm them. Yet you call yourself a person of love? There is no love in insulting or harming someone, that’s nothing more than an excuse for you to lash out against people who are different. Tell them their life style is a sin, just because you can’t accept the fact that people are different. Tell people they deserve the pain and hatred they get, just because you and people like you can’t stand the idea that people aren’t the same. You want a society where everyone is the same and the moment there’s any difference you want it DEAD. Admit it Adam, you’re nothing but a COWARD!
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12:38 pm
Gay is not a civil right. It is not a natural condition. It is like saying we cannot make fun of people with lollipop fetishes and they should get a civil right enactment and we should all be forced to learn about their history. Bollocks. GAYS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND THEY ARE TRYING TO PROBE OUR CHILDREN FROM THE INSIDE OUT TOO IF YOU GET MY DRIFT YOU SICK HEATHEN RADICAL.
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1:14 pm
“Gay is not a civil right.”
The freedom to be who you are isn’t a right? Who knew.
“It is not a natural condition.”
Yes it is. Just like how people can’t choose to be black or white, you can’t really choose to be straight or gay. If you’re straight, congratulations, have a cookie. If not, well there’s plenty of cookies left anyway, if you catch my drift (as in, because you’re so thick-headed and stupid, it doesn’t matter).
“It is like saying we cannot make fun of people with lollipop fetishes and they should get a civil right enactment and we should all be forced to learn about their history.”
No, the PROPER analogy is like with black people and women. A fetish is not a life. Notice I said life, not life style, they’re very different mind you.
“Bollocks. GAYS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND THEY ARE TRYING TO PROBE OUR CHILDREN FROM THE INSIDE OUT TOO IF YOU GET MY DRIFT YOU SICK HEATHEN RADICAL.”
You’re just making up shit just because you can’t stand gay people. Gay people don’t touch children, pedophiles do, and pedophiles are the ones who are fucked up in the head. Gay people have to deal with mountains and mountains of hatred thrown at them every day because of people like you, hating them for some stupid reason that’s completely unassociated with them.
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1:27 pm
No, being gay is not a Civil Right. Being gay is a choice and is not the same as being afflicted with XX geneset or worse brown melanin skin. These people are minorities and have been mistreated and deserve Civil Rights due to their genetic condition. Gays are just trying to joyride on the CR train so they can get the right to molest our society with things we don’t want. We already see what they are doing to school children in California.
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1:29 pm
LN,
You said: “The freedom to be who you are isn’t a right? Who knew.” Your statement bothers me. What if you are a child molester, or a wife beater, or a polygamist, or into bestiality, or gay, or rape.
Society has never allowed people to be what they want to be.
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1:52 pm
“No, being gay is not a Civil Right. Being gay is a choice and is not the same as being afflicted with XX geneset or worse brown melanin skin.”
Racism, sexism, and homophobia, all in one sentence. I’ve got to hand it to you, that’s a bit of a record.
Though, how is being gay a choice? How many people have you personally talked to that have said ‘yeah, I decided to become gay’ just like that?
“These people are minorities and have been mistreated and deserve Civil Rights due to their genetic condition.”
More like they deserve them due to the fact that they’re human, much like homosexuals.
“Gays are just trying to joyride on the CR train so they can get the right to molest our society with things we don’t want.”
‘They want to be HAPPY! Can you imagine that?’
That’s basically what you’re saying. What are they trying to molest? You can’t say children, otherwise you’d be talking about pedophiles and not homosexuals.
“We already see what they are doing to school children in California.”
Yeah, teaching them that it’s not right to discriminate against other just because of the way they were born.
And August? Only one of those things is being an actual person, and that’s being gay. You choose to beat your wife or rape or any sick thing like that, you don’t necessarily choose to be gay
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2:50 pm
“being afflicted with XX geneset or worse brown melanin skin.”
Care to explain why being a female or having dark skin are “afflictions”?
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7:28 pm
you do realise that you guys are confusing gays with pedos right… anyway i think i remember one study that said more home schooled children or children that went to singgle sex schools were morelikely to be gay the students at co-ed schools idk if this study was disproved or not just though i should point it out
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7:18 pm
“Being gay is a choice and is not the same as being afflicted with XX geneset or worse brown melanin skin.”
Jesus was “afflicted” with a darker melanin skin than you or I. In fact, his skin probably resembled more of that of a Middle Eastern persons skin. You know, since he was from the Middle East and all.
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11:53 am
Whatta an idiot you are Porno Pete- can’t even spell an Italian name right and claiming that a famous actor from True Blood who is straight is our beloved Joe.My.god
you GOYS are clueless- leave our old testament alone and climb back into the trees where you all belong.
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9:54 pm
Yay for the Jews.
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10:02 pm
I am pro Jew. I support more crusades to keep Israel free.
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10:37 pm
It is good to know Auggie. But we would prefer if you didn’t call it a “crusade.” that brings with it not so nice connotations.
Now, here is a good question. What do you mean by keep Israel free? Free for who?
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10:51 pm
Free for sons and daughters if Isaac. Free from decendants of Ishmael.
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11:13 pm
Alright, I guess that’s an alright answer.
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11:22 pm
I am glad we can agree on some issues.
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11:24 pm
I mean, I hope that they can come to a peace agreement at some point, but until then, I am willing to put my life on the line to protect the land that I love.
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11:30 pm
I too would stand by your side to protect Gods chosen people and the Holy Land. I commend you for your service past and present. I can’t imagine the hardships your proud country and you have endured.
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11:58 pm
Israel is our best chance to keep our flowing from the mideast to us!
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12:00 am
Mr. Winkie, what the fuck are you talking about?
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12:28 am
God once loved the people of Israel before they rejected his precious son and our savior. Now he plans on his great return by starting a final global Armageddon in Israel.
We Christians need Israel to continue to exist so that Jesus can come back and send all of the non-Christians to hell. These are just the facts as outlined in the book of Revelations.
In the mean time, these Muslims are just awful, and they have all of our oil. Israel with its atomic bombs is our foothold in the Middle East and will keep the oil flowing until we all ascend into heaven.
For these reasons, the USA sends billions of dollars each year to this tiny country.
We you have back, Israel, and you have ours!
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12:35 am
Yes! Muslims are awful!
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12:46 am
“God once loved the people of Israel before they rejected his precious son and our savior. Now he plans on his great return by starting a final global Armageddon in Israel.”
So, I’m gonna stop you right there in the first sentence. G-d never had a son. He has billions of children, and they are all special in his eyes. Not one of them has actually ever been the “son of G-d.” There is no “Armageddon” starting in Israel.
“We Christians need Israel to continue to exist so that Jesus can come back and send all of the non-Christians to hell. These are just the facts as outlined in the book of Revelations.”
Ok, so who wrote the book of revelations? G-d? No. Man? Yes. Sane? No. I rest my case. And you also prove that you are a Jew hating bigot.
“In the mean time, these Muslims are just awful, and they have all of our oil. Israel with its atomic bombs is our foothold in the Middle East and will keep the oil flowing until we all ascend into heaven.”
Israel does not have an A-bomb. In fact I don’t think anyone uses A-bombs any more. They are all Nukes. And Israel doesn’t even have that. Now, they do have a “textile factory” in Dimona, that everyone knows is a front for the Israeli Nuclear power reactor. Israel has limited to no control over the oil in the Middle East. Also, you’re not going to heaven. You are going to a special level of hell reserved for blasphemers, liars, and child molesters.
You have failed, and now must pay the ultimate price. Please turn in your bible at the door and proceed down the slide.
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12:56 am
Israel is listed as one of the few countries in the world with Nuclear weapons. Do your research. They are the only thing holding Pakistan back from unleashing its Muslim fury on the world.
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12:58 am
Where is this list you speak of? Back up what you say.
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1:00 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
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1:07 am
So, your proof is a page from Wikipedia, which you guys have said many times is a place of sin and lies, that Israel has nukes. So, I’m just gonna point something out to you real quick
You failed to realize that it has never been proven that they do. For all you know they just have nuclear power.
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1:32 am
Damien, I only linked to Wikipedia as naysayers seem to enjoy it. No proof exists that Israel has “the bomb”. However, most people agree they do. I hope they do and believe they do. Jews are the most powerful force on the planet (thanks to God) and nothing will ever defeat them.
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1:08 pm
I have had to dig around this site to find out if this is an onion.com site or if you are for real. What’s scary is this is real?!?!
Thad Connely certainly has a well developed imagination when it comes to imagining what 2 men do in bed together and how exciting an orgy-filled religious service could be; does he want to attend since he has made up the facts out of thin air? I wonder why you have such a strong desire to imagine gay male orgies.
“Me think thou doest protest too much” is a phenomenon that occurs when someone who represses his own internal desires for what he is railing against and turns that repression into H8 speech. Do you secretly masturbate at night watching this Edge of Glory video?
The stuff you write here is just out of your own warped mind. There is no basis in fact but then most Hate-Filled Christians suspend logic at the door and go for the most salacious perspective to keep readership with other insane Hate-Filled Christians. It sounds like you have developed the Church of God who H8s.
But, wait… didn’t Jesus talk about LOVE?
There is a new scientific study that proves that homophobic men get more aroused by gay male sex than do non-homophobic men. I would provide the link but I know that in your world you make sure that any science that doesn’t fit your Church of H8 is discounted.
Your divisive hatred toward your fellow human IS the downfall of this nation.
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1:52 pm
You are being bigoted against my right to protest and say gays cannot be Christians. And you cannot gloss over all the juicy parts of the Bible which makes it pretty clear that sinners are thrown with a cosmic fastball speed to hell.
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1:59 pm
Gay people have the right to be anything they want to be, including Chistian. It is not your place to say they can not.
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2:46 pm
They can be, but they need to keep it to themselves. They have no right to force kids to learn about homosexuality.
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3:00 pm
You aren’t happy though if they keep to themselves. Hell, you aren’t happy that they exist. What, are you mad that people will eventually learn what the hateful things that monsters like YOU have done to innocent people, yet again in the 21st century? Are you angry that children will learn that hateful beings like you continue to exist to this day, wanting things to die and be forgotten if they’re different? You don’t want any possible sympathy being given to gay people, you want them to be as miserable as possible, all because you can’t stand the idea that they’re different. The lengths that people will go to spread their hate.
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3:22 pm
Are you saying gay people in America have faced greater trials than the black slaves who were beaten and dragged here to America?
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3:24 pm
Adam, you have no right to be talking about slavery considering how above you called having dark skin an “affliction”.
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3:34 pm
Claire, stop being fallacious. You just know that homosexuals in America have not faced anything like the horrors faced by black people.
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3:49 pm
Why not lean about them? They are a part of this country just like you are. Quit being so hateful Adam.
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3:55 pm
Kids both gay and straight have a right to learn about EVERYTHING! (and I do mean everything) This is so they can grow up well adjusted, informed, and able to make sound judgements, about what is right for them, or wrong for them. School is for learning, church is for morals, decisions are for individuals. Sheltering them from things that they will most certainly encounter at some point in there life, only leads to confusion, and could cause them to distrust those that hid things from them in the first place.
Ignorance is not bliss, YOU of all people Adam, should know that!
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4:07 pm
“Are you saying gay people in America have faced greater trials than the black slaves who were beaten and dragged here to America?”
There are people who are gay who get assaulted every day by people like you. There are people who are gay who can’t serve in the military because of people like you. There are laws regarding their very status of marriage and military because of people like you. While they aren’t suffering as bad as the slaves did, the fact remains that any sort of oppression based simply on the attitude of ‘they’re different’ is wrong.
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2:03 pm
Apparently you missed the part of the bible that says liars are going to Hell and to treat your neighbor with love. Telling them they’re wrong and that they deserve to die and go to Hell and be lonely and adamantly believing that you’re right will send YOU to Hell. You can’t love anyone but yourself, you treat everyone else as just play things or money, and if someone you don’t like shows up, you want them away from you.
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3:37 pm
Freedom of speech is one thing and the Christian Wire is not speech or about loveing the Lord. This filthy Rag of HATE MONGERS blog should be shut down for good! This viral Adams guy is the closest thing to a terrorist I’ve read in long time.
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