• What OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony Trial Taught Us About America’s Legal System

    July 7, 2011 2:49 pm 2 comments

    In America, here is what you do if you want to hide a body you killed. Sneak it down to the murky, hot and crocodile filled Florida swamps. Duct tape the body and bury it, then go get drunk, party with strippers and say you are a slut liar when you get caught six months later.

    Get a fancy Harvard lawyer to call you a slut cum load dump gap legged demon queen with a palate for fecal play while on trial, and you will get away with murder. The aristocrats.

    Last year an effiminate young man named Antoine Dodson became a media sensation after a bout of heroism in Lincoln Park, a ghetto where he and his family grew up.

    One night, Antoine woke up to the sounds of his sister struggling with an intruder who had invaded her bed, stripping her down to her panties and trying to force her into an act of forced copulation.

    Despite his apparent gender confusion, Antoine bravely flailed his arms and screeched until the intruder became scared and run away. Then, with the help of two charitable Caucasion brothers another impoverished family was removed from the hood. ‘Hide yo’ kids, Hide yo’ wife, and hide yo’ husband, because they raping everybody out here’.

    Those where the words of wisdom Antoine shared with us before becoming rich and being black, naturally could not handle the high life and went to jail on drug charges in typically black fashion.

    There was a deeper lesson to the surprisingly scholaresque words of Dodson.  There is another bed intruder that’s sneaking into our lives and ruining our innocence:  it is called Liberal Injustice.

    We got a good look at our assailant when footbal superstar OJ Simpson decided to murder his wife, slowly drive his Ford Bronco down the LA Freeway to get some tv time and then literally get away with murder.  While the blacks rioted in joy, the rest of us were left scratching our heads.  How could it come to this?  How can a murderer go scot free, just because his defense team outfoxed the prosecution with catchy phrases like “If the glove don’t fit, you must aquit” and “If you vote guilty against this black, media is gonna call you a racist whack!”

    Not that it’s bad enough we allowed civilized-looking gangster rappers like Johnny “Cocaine” Cocharan to be lawyers in the 1990s, but literally because his team of attorneys played tv court drama better than the prosecution, Nichole Brown’s murder was not met with a square punishment.  Hide yo’ wife.  OJ took it literally and got away with it.

    Now with precious Caylee Anthony.  Liberals are only acting outraged because they were using this child’s tragic story as a sugar teet for their ratings.  The very people who chuckled with delight with the OJ verdict were suddenly playing on the heartstrings of parents, just playing video after video of cute Caylee playing at home and sucking in the ratings.

    So when Casey Anthony was found not guilty, they were sensationalistic and illogical in their response.  It is embarassing to watch women act hormonal and cry to try to garner attention, instead of just cutting to the facts.

    The Anythony trial was just like the OJ trial.  Baes outfoxed the prosecution.  We all know Casey Anthony murdered her daughter…allegedly.  Let’s throw that word in there to be Constitutional.

    Casey Anthony allegedly murdered her daughter and we know that is true.  We could not stone her, set her to the pyre or throw her in a river to see if she floats because Baez called her a whore demon liar slut, basically, and stole the prosecution’s thunder.  There was no DNA, no paying attention to circumstantial evidence.

    In America, here is what you do if you want to hide a body you killed.  Sneak it down to the murky, hot and crocodile filled Florida swamps.  Duct tape the body and bury it, then go get drunk, party with strippers and say you are a slut liar when you get caught six months later.

    Get a fancy Harvard lawyer to call you a slut cum load dump gap legged demon queen with a palate for fecal play while on trial, and you will get away with murder.  The aristocrats.

     

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    Amber Vos Savant Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.

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