What Would Jesus Shoot? 7 Recomendations for Practicing You’re 2nd Amendment Right
As Christians we try to live our lives by the idea of “What Would Jesus Do”? He is our guide and our barometer in this world. But Jesus lived and died his Earthly existence over 200 years ago. He didn’t have to deal with many of the issues that we deal with today. One of those issues is guns, which are offensive to some liberals. But the good Christlike American should be a proud and educated gun owner. WHY? It is undeniable that our founding fathers were devinly inspired to create our grans country. And for 200 years this was a christian country until liberals took God and prayer out of school. They then tried to replace prayer with atheism, then feminism and finally gays.

But all of that is for another article. Jesus didn’t have a gun because they didnt exist yet. But I am sure that if he had needed one to defend himself against the evil attacks of the Devil in the desert he would not have thought a second about whipping up a .45 to as the kids say, pop a cap into him. So with the threat of liberals and minorities breaking into your hoes at night, you dont have the ability to conjur up a burning bush to burn that robbers butt, or part the red sea when Mahmoud tried to car jack you. SO We must embrace our second amendment rights given to us by divinely inspired founding fathers to get a gun and use it. So like we always live our life we must ask what gun would Jesus have?

M1911
Although this guns design is 100 years old, it is still timesless and a collector favorite today. The 1911 was designed by Colt Arms for the US military and introduced most of America to the .45 caliber bullet. US military forces in the Philippines during the Philippine-American War, had issues with the then current Colt M1892 revolver, that shot the .38 Long Colt, while fighting the Moro. It seems that the .38 revolver did not have the stooping power to end the sinful advances of the drug addled pagan warriors. This gun remained the official pistol of the US military until the mid 1980′s.

AK-47
Sure the gun was the official rifle of the Red Commies but one can not deny it’s rugged ability to get the job done. Adopted by the Red Menace in 1947 until it was replace in 1974, by the ak-74 which was the same basic design and is visually identical to the elder rifle. It is the gun of choice still of many 3rd world governments and insurgents and terrorist world wide. Despite this being a commie gun there is a huge market in the Good Ole USA for this gun. It is not as accurate as a AR style rifle but offers a ruggedness and dependability unsurpassed by any other gun. It is said that you can bury it in the ground and come back days if not weeks later and it will still shoot.

M-16/M-4/Ar-14
Although it is an American gun that has in various forms been the official rifle of the US since replacing the M-14 in the early 1960′s. Its original design was a disappointment for American soldiers that were being slaughtered by the Yellow commies in Vietnam. The M-16 shoots a .223 (5.56x45mm cartridge) where as the AK packs more of a punch from a .30 caliber bullet. Design flaws were fixed decades ago and is considered a dependable rifle by millions.

.38 Special
Although .38 special is actually a round and not a actual gun, many guns shot this round. Some are automatic pistols but the vast majority are revolvers. The .38 Special was the standard for most police departments in the United States from the 1920s to the early 1990. They are usually pretty cheap and plentiful. Some can oven be found in pink and leopard print for the ladies.

The Judge.
For when you need to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner concider this gun. Produced by Taurus Arms in the last decade the revolver packs a 410 shot gun shell punch or a .45 Colt bullet barrage.

12 gauge shotgun
I am not even going to name a brand on this one. As long as it is a gun made by an American company or even a respectible foreign name it will work. No Capitalist Red Blooded American should be without this gun.

.22 Rifle.
Jesus was a fisherman. I am sure when he was on land he would have hunted a squirrel or two. And the best gun for an American to do that with is the .22 rifle. As with the shotgun any brand will do. But with out a doubt the most popular is the Ruger 10/22.
Education
The most important thing to remember is education of the gun owner. Growing up in the south my daddy made sure I knew how to handle his gun at a young age. I got my first one when I went off to college. It was a little .22 short pistol. When I had my own children my husband made sure that our children knew about how to use them and be safe. That is the problem with kids now. They are told that guns are bad and only used for killing people. Well what happens when your told not to do something as a kid? You do it anyway. That is why we have morons shooting up places and other people.

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Great article Susan Bxenu.
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Really???? This is so fake. There is no way Jesus would ever use a gun on anyone. You really need to read the bible and learn that Jesus was sent here to save us from are sins. He would not need a gun for protection HELLO! He is the son of God…..jeeze
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I am sure that if Jesus lived today he would practice his 2nd amendment obligation as an American.
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And why would is jesus lived today and not 2000 years ago would he live in america? No he wouldn’t, the bible states in the old testament that he would come from davids bloodline, Jesus was a Jew, and so most likely he would live in Isrehal(sp?). Even if he did live in American he would not practice all the laws, he hade to be a sinless man to be able to die for out sins, he couldn’t do anything that was wrong, and killing someone goes against what it says in the Bible. Again you fail to state anything a real Christian would even believe.
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Jesus said “And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s. And they marvelled at him. ”
Mark 12:17
Yes I thing Jesus would have obeyed the laws.
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So your saying Jesus would follow a MAN made rule like the 2nd amendment?
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Susan B. Xenu IS A HELL-BOUND QUACK! And second, Jesus wouldn’t shoot anyone.. You guys aren’t Christians, your a cult.
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whats the difference?
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go bhfuil ceisteanna leis an Airteagal seo, áfach, do leanaà d’aois 10 agus suas go mór le múineadh conas a láimhseáil go sábháilte le sábháilteacht gunna agus gunna, mar shampla a choinneáil ar shábháilteacht ar an agus do mhéar as an spreagadh nuair nach bhfuil in úsáid
(im irish im going to use irish every so often)
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Ithe prátaà agus i mBéarla le do thoil
don’t make me write in tongues again.
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Jesus lived here on earth over 2000 years ago not 200. Concider is spelled consider and you all are Muslim coverts trying to turn our USA into division. You also hate thruth and true Christianity and it is evident that your plan is to poison American society with hate and control of Muslim militants.
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You got me on the extra 0 and I will give you the mispelling But how dare you call me a terrorist!
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I geuss Norway incident would show that Muslim are not all terrorist but fundamentalist christian can be as well
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your an idiot Millennium
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I am sorry, but if you wish to make yourself out to be a voice of reason, and correct English language, it might be a good idea to use proper phrases, instead of such trainwrecks as “turn our USA in division”.
Unless it is possible to turn a country and it’s inhabitants into mathematical equations. If so, God help us all.
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Actually, both are true. 2000 years ago is over 200 years ago, so even if it was a typographical error on sister Xenu’s part, it is still accurate. Or do you deny that? If so, are you then saying the Jesus did not live over 200 years ago?
Sister Xenu stands correct — the Lord triumphs once again through her hands.
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tá sé cruinn. de réir an BÃobla, áfach, mar sin féin nach raibh tú gá a chur in iúl go amach
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If you don’t speak in English no one here will understand you. Knock it off.
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For once white bread is correct, english mother fucker…do you speak it?
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Susan is a fake, the picture of her is just a random senior citizen used here:
http://www.vchreact.ca/research.htm
http://www.wilsonseniorcare.com/
http://donnagore.com/2011/05/10/silver-alert-%E2%80%93-where-is-grandma/
This entire site is fake, don’t feed their trolling…
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well, of course it is. all the pics are fake. all the names are somewhat and/or slightly clever references to pop culture. it’s not the articles that are the meat of this site, it’s the comments by the idiots that think this is real. i think it goes past “trolling.” it’s brilliant, actually, exposing what people are actually stupid enough to believe.
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YO if you don’t like it Proof why don’t you shut the fuck up and and go back where you came from, trying to out people and shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ya cracker ass faced motherfucker.
Thinking your all damned special that you can use a reverse image look up program, any body can do that and it dont mean shit. I got naked pictures of white bitches I have never even met. Does that mean I fucked them?
HELL NO.
So shut the fuck up, cracker.
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Good Lord in heaven, language please!!!
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Woah. Why are you so angry? And profane? Are you so unintelligent that you can’t express yourself without tons of profanity and racial slurs?
Besides, he’s just pointing out what so many other people know and a simple google search will confirm. This site is a joke, spoof, satire; every single article and a good chunk of the comments & commenters. Possibly even yours…
People who think this site is real & people like Susan are real are, well, just plain stupid.
Love,
White Cracker Bitch
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I can see by you avatar that you are a man who clearly loves Guns, no matter if you carry the stain of the original sin, let us all rejoice in God and buy an extra box of ammo next time we stop by K-Mart.
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ya Kinda late we all already know its satire Lol
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There is nothing “fake” or “satirical” about loving God and wishing the world would turn to him in this great time of need. I’m not easily offended, but these last comments have greatly offended me and God.
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Let me guess you believe in the easter bunny to.
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Shannon, the “Easter bunny” is a fake pagan icon made up by the Catholic Church. Of course I know it is fake. I mean it’s a bunny who lays colored eggs. That is just silly.
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Wrong again, how can the easter bunny be a pagan icon if the catholic church made it up, you make no sense as usual.
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Myth: Easter was originally a pagan festival dedicated to Eostre, the Anglo-Saxon goddess of spring, whose consort was a hare, the forerunner of our Easter bunny.
Fact: The myths of Eostre and her hare companion, who in some versions is a bird transformed into an egg-laying rabbit, ARE NOT historically pagan. They are modern fabrications, cludged together in an unresearched assumption of pagan precedence.
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Yo Shannon, would you like to see my chocolate bunny? He exists, and he is big as fuck.
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I highly doubt that.
PS Pulp Fiction is a movie for white people only.
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That is racist you white cracker bitch!
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I assure you that I am very much real. I do not appreciate your calling us fake. I am glad that you have alerted me to the use of my likeness.
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Well that’s not what rip was saying about you guys maybe you should all think about what you all will be saying BEFORE it’s said.
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I think of Jesus as more of a hand-grendade man.
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I’ve always thought of Jesus as God’s finest soldier. On and off the battlefield, he will always be prepared to mow down Satan’s minions with an AK-47 or a 12-gauge shotgun. And for those of you saying “Jesus doesn’t need guns, he’s the Son of God!” I say: What kind of Son of God would limit his power by refusing to use guns? He AUGMENTS the power of the gun by using HOLY BULLETS! Every good Christian knows that.
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he was a revolutionary. so he’d shoot an AK
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he was a revolutionary. so he’d shoot an AK
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AK’s ain’t made in America. Since Jesus loves America the most, I hope he uses American made guns & bullets on the heathens.
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AK’s ain’t made in America. Since Jesus loves America the most, I hope he uses American made guns & bullets on the heathens.
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any caliber designed to take down ethnic minorities is a-ok in my book. good work, jesus.
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any caliber designed to take down ethnic minorities is a-ok in my book. good work, jesus.
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Even now, I wonder, “What Would Jesus Shoot?”
I mean, it’s obvious that he’d enjoy such things as a DEagle or AK-47, but it goes against our good Christian values to ostracism the other guns, on fault of being less useful.
Jesus didn’t judge the lepers, but loved them. The same holds true for guns, I believe.
Unless it’s a Derringer. Only homosexuals like Derringers
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My pick is the Judge, be it Jesus or the Taurus.
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My pick is the Judge, be it Jesus or the Taurus.
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‘your’
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‘your’
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May I suggest that you follow this article up with ‘Who Would Jesus Shoot’?
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Jesus would not shot anyone!!! You people really need God in your lives ill be praying for all you crazies or believe anything posted on this website.
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Jesus would not shot anyone!!! You people really need God in your lives ill be praying for all you crazies that believe anything posted on this website.
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How is he to winnow the wheat from the chaff? Only with crates and crates of AK-47 ammo.
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Jesus would shoot every member of Christwire.
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clearly deranged
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Jesus would shoot every member of Christwire.
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What about the isrealie uzi?
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What about the isrealie uzi?
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Jesus is more of an assault rifle man than a machine pistol man.
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Russell, you beat me to it. Interns need to learn to spell! Or else!
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Russell, you beat me to it. Interns need to learn to spell! Or else!
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He spoke softly and carried a big stick! Or was that St. Teddy?
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He spoke softly and carried a big stick! Or was that St. Teddy?
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Yehaar! At last a post in tune with the founding principles of Christwire.
For his personal use and for easy concealment under flowing robes I would guess an Israeli built Uzi (check the irony) or similar short barrelled room clearer.
I am not convinced that Susan is really familiar with modern weapons. Consider that Jesus is battling the Devil and so would benefit from heavier weapons, such as the British General Purpose Machine Gun (very relaible and not prone to stoppages) or, for distant engagements, some form of MLRS such as a Russian GRAD or similar. Chinese and Russian RPGs are not accurate enough for the casual untrained user.
Finally Jesus should have a few fragmentation grenades up his sleeve for close quarter sinner clearing.
Any thoughts?
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I had thought of the Uzi but forgot to include it in the article. Perhaps if there is a followup.
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I think I have covered point blank, medium and long range weapons. If I was Jesus’s armourer I would be honoured to strip and clean his weapons – especially the gas valve which gets cartooned up after only a few mags on most semi automatic field arms for example. My pastor says that you have to buy the cleaning kilt dedicated for each weapon and not rely on wire brushes from the hardware store. If he gets any problems with robbers they will get a 7.62mm shock.
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Correction: carboned up not cartooned. Damn stupid inter web
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And do not ignore the Germans. They have a comprehensive arsenal of fully effective weapons that once again surpass our american industry. If you want a really effective rifle or pistol then google ‘ German rifle automatic weapon’ and you will get a load of useful stuff. Or ‘ German sniper rifle’ or German accurate machine gun semi automatic. Have a go.
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But hey – a forum for you Christian folks. What kind of ammo would Jesus prefer? Hollowpoint? Let’s get posting
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Jesus was a towel head, so he would probably use an improvised explosive device planted on the side of the road or in the diaper of a small child.
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Jesus was a towel head, so he would probably use an improvised explosive device planted on the side of the road or in the diaper of a small child.
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I am preparing to go to college this fall. This means doubling up my bible study and last week I applied for a firearms permit. Thank you for the gun suggestions. The timing could not have been more perfect. Everyone at school will want to be my friend because I will be the only one with an AK74. All of their liberal parents would rather their childre use eyepads in the case of a dangerous situation.
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Great thinking from the youth! A eyepod may get you robbed where a AK 47 (or 74) will keep you FROM getting robbed.
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Well Charles – look out for the scum unbelievers. i would be tempted to carry a Glock pistol for everyday. Lose the AK as it is associated with suicide bombers.
Against my better American judgment i would suggest the Uzi: rapid take-down and not much kick and you can conceal it under priestly robes. no brainer really.
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Wonderful article, Susan! The Second Amendment, like the Bible, was written by God himself and we should not forget that.
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Thank you Brother Tom.
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I got to go out and do some ploughing. Meantime thank you folks for the guidance on guns and the Amendment. Heathens beware!
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Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. Could this article be anymore intolerant? Actually this is not a christian country, its a secular one. It just so happens that most of the residents happen to be christian believers. Jesus would never ever own a gun, as violence only begets violence. You honestly believe that Jesus would be an American? With as intolerant as this country is? If your asking how are we intolerant, shall I count just a few the ways? I think so:
Its okay for a male and a female to marry, but not okay for two individuals of the same sex to marry.
Japanese internment camps
the importation of Nazi scientists
Slavery
religious intolerance (ie Wicca, Mormons, Muslims, etc)
An afterthought, you might want to invest in fact checking, and a spell check.
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This is a good point in general (intolerance in America), but you do realize this entire site is satire, parody, spoof, comedy, exposure of naivety and stupidity – right?
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AS usual a foolish liberal bringing up ancient history.
* The bible, which Jesus wrote, tells us that homosexuality is a sin “an abomination unto god” If god hates it that much why…WHY would he pove to a country openly accepting of them?
*Japanese internment cams were almost 70 years ago! And it was for their protection! If their relatives did not slaughter thoushands of US military men and women in an unprovoked war they could have kept peacefully bulding the railroads.
*So we whould have left the nazis there so they could have helped Germany launch another war a decade later that would plunge the world into WWII or given them to the Russians so the whole world would have become russia? Are you really that stupid?
*Slavery ENDED centuries ago. And it was rampant around the world.
*Muslims are terrorists, if they do not like the way we treat them here they are happy to go back to where ever they came from
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“THE BIBLE, WHICH JESUS WROTE…”
ahahahahahahahahaha! hahaha! ha! hang on, lemme catch my breath. whew. okay. my little sister knows better than that from sunday school, and she’s five. watch out lest you expose yourself as a non-christian secular satirist!
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GOD JESUS and the HOLY GHOST are the holy trinity the are one and the same. The holy book is the word of god written by the divinely inspire writers. Meaning that god told them what to write, so YES he DID write it.
Please do not speak as an expert unless you know what you are talking about.
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Nice save? Too bad no one in the “holy trinity” wrote the bible either. Wow, you are incredibly misinformed about the bible for someone who is pretending to be a religious nut on a spoof site. I would have at least read the Wikipedia page about the bible…
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Lady, I really like you, you make me laugh. hahah. btw, jesus would come to a country so liberal because he said ‘You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ “This is the great and foremost commandment. “And a second is like it, ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ On these two commandments depend the whole Law and the Prophets.” ( Matthew 22:37-40) ‘
with regards to the nazi’s…..ahh fuck it. Enjoy your world. at least everyone there knows you.
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I think Jesus would have just gone all out and used a TANK.
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Are you thinking about a campaign of shock and awe for the human soul?
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I can’t see Jesus owning a gun at all, didn’t he teach peace and love? A gun is the opposite of that. I do not like guns in my house and will never own one. They are something that should not be given to everybody just because. I know the constitution says we have the right, but fore that is one right I will never use.
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“I do not like guns in my house and will never own one. ”
As usual you are letting your hate blind you to the love of something. Usually it is your hatred of Christ and Christians that blind you to our words. Now it is your blind hate and indoctrination that is not allowing you to love this glorious tool.
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Do you realize that you used the wrong “tour” in the title of your article. Are you aware that punctuation goes inside the quotation marks? There are many more grammatical/spelling/punctuation errors in this article but I don’t have the time to type them all up for you. I suppose that elementary education isn’t required for “Jesus freaks.”
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Can you find MY purposeful error?
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Clearly YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS!
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It is always a deeply moving thing to see an elderess of the church so knowledgable about our savior and the second amendment.
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Is a flamethrower considered a gun? Cause I see Jesus throwing flames, instead of bullets. But I have to admit I like the shotgun option and Jesus, Lamb of God, saying something like, ” Say hi to Dad for me! “, before blowing some infidel away. Of course…an infidel would be going to hell, but Jesus needs a catchphrase.
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I don’t really care which side wins, as long as the room keeps singing that’s just the buisness I’m in.
Let’s all go “Thou shalt not murder”, right guys?
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Yo old white lady, I ain’t see no 9mm up there, no glock, WTF? Bitch.
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Seriously, you sound like a jerk. I really hope you’re fake too, because you sound like an uneducated asshole that probably lives in his mom’s basement and gets his entire verbal repertoire from reading the wu-tang for dummies guide.
Why again are you here?
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Why the fuck are YOU here? To post it’s satire on every comment? And Wu-Tang clan aint nothing to fuck with, bitch!
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I think you are a white 16 year old girl with a bad attitude that just learned how to curse.
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I think youre a 20 something white boy that stole a picture of some girls ass off the internet and is pretending to be somebody.
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excuse my language but you two are really getting on my nerves, can we try to keep this on topic?
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Damn, Grand Ma’ gettin gangsta up in here!
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AND your a 20 something white boy that stole a picture off the internet from a movie and is pretending to be somebody black.
This is a christian website for christian views not 2 stupid 20 year old hipsters trying to out FAKE each other!
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I have to agree with you on that one, Namnasty. Just this one time though.
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Wonders never cease. Well, yep, that guy is a fucking idiot. Not much arguing can be done about that on either side.
And stop calling me that. It’s immature and stupid, especially for such “god-fearing” folk. I already told you what it was. Have you got something against yoga as well? Figures.
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Oh MaNasty likes to talk shit about people, but can’t take some in return? OH, and Timmay, Shutcho fuckin mouth.
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Sticks and stones, MilNeg, sticks and stones.
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Hey, and there we go. A proper truce.
I’m totally with you there, Timmay. I just don’t have as much self restraint to read the negro’s idiotic ramblings and keep quiet.
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I can understand. I just open the Holy book to a random page and read and pray for him. I guess you could say “Ommmm” or something…
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That’s right I will be cracking some bones up in here cracker.
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Like I said before, Pulp Fiction is for white people only. Kindly change your picture as its inappropriate for a negro. Sam Jackson’s presence is pure tokenism.
Peace & Love,
Cracker Ass White Honkey Bitch (aka namaste, namnasty, and manasty)
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Does it worship Vishnu?
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Nah. It doesn’t worship anything. Consider it non-offensive, Tim.
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So several people have already suggested a second article with more guns. We have the Uzi, German Nazi guns, and a 9mm. What guns do you think Jesus would use that have not already been posted?
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Susan — and I actually agreed with you about something – “Negroe’s” silly use of profanity which did, indeed, get a rise out of me, but you’re right, it’s pointless to try and argue with such ignorance like his. Whatever, he got what he wanted, an argument.
I can assure you I am 100% female and quite a few years above 20 – and I definitely do not rip pics off the internet, however if if offends you I’d be happy to change it…
Jesus wouldn’t have used guns. You know, the whole “thou shalt not murder” thing.
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People die everyday. It is the will of God for people to die. It all goes back to the original sin.
Many of these people die of gun shot wounds, who is to say the bullets were not guided my Jesus’ hand?
If you want to show your butt of to men who are going to touch theirselves furiously to it, that is fine with me. Sending men to hell is on your soul.
Did you say that is you and that you are a model? What kind of modeling do you do other than buttock baring?
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It is me, yes, and you actually can find it on the internet because, yes, I do indeed bare it all for the camera. For profit, no less. Nothing pornographic, of course. I just thought a picture of an “ass” was metaphorically appropriate for this site.
I’m pretty sure guys don’t beat off to an avatar sized picture of a technically clothed ass.
So, you mean to say – for example – that when some criminal/ drug addict sticks up a convenient store and in turn shoots and kills the innocent cashier with a family at home – that’s the will of god? If so, he’s a jerk.
You know a litany of arms in this country are not protected by the second amendment because they are not properly registered and are used for some pretty grim criminal shit. Kinda why under the radar arms dealers exist on a higher level and why dime store drug dealers dabble in gun sales, even to children.
I’m actually being serious for once; we have a big problem on our hands with unlicensed and misused weapons in America – and then you end up with events like, oh, say — Columbine. will of Jesus? no. tortured teenagers that went crazy with heavy artillery in hand. guns are not a joke, and they really shouldn’t be treated as such as they are here.
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So whats your name white girl? I want to look that shit up.
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So if you are a model what is your name? Have you friended me on facebook yet?
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Back in World War II would he have used a German Luger? They were highly coveted by Godly American soldiers.
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He would have wrestled one from a krout and then promptly shot him in the face with it.
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I’m glad we had the backing of Jesus in that conflict!
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As evil as Hitler was can you imagine the hell on earth that we would have seen if he had taken over?
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Terrifying indeed! Praise the Lord!
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You two’s thinking it’s what’s terrifying!
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No love for the 9 millimetre? Personally, for me, it’d be a toss up between a Glock 17 and a M1911.
I can see why you left off the Glock made handguns, and for that matter Berretta, I mean you wouldn’t want any foriegn weapons in on this list. I’m actually astounded you had the AK series on here.
Just as a point, the AK-47 wasn’t replaced by the 74. It was replaced by the AKM, a modernised version of the AK-47. Your sawn off shotgun isn’t real, it’s an airsoft gun.
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I disagree on the ak47/74 but you did get me on the shotgun, I saw the orange tip but I still liked the picture and it was the perfect size for the article.
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My ploughing is finally done. My guess is that Jesus would be currently in consultation with the Department of Defense to trial secret stuff under development. I can imagine that red-assed demons and witches be fearing new man-portable (or Jesus-portable) battlefield lasers to blow their Lord’s Prayer-backwards evil away.
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But whatever Christwire followers shoot, it is sound practice to get your weapon approved and blessed by your right-thinking pastor. You will shoot straighter if you do.
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yeah. that and a concealed weapon permit and the wherewithal to lock the guns away so you kids can’t go all columbine on someone’s ass, because no pastor’s blessing will prevent that shit.
ah, fuck it. guns are bad. civilians shouldn’t have them. i am officially anti-second amendment.
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I was starting to like you…unamerican…ungod…
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So? what would Jesus play, CoD, Halo, TF2 or BF?
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Has the devil possessed you again? What is this jibberish you’re talking about?
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i’m american, but i no longer live in america. i live in the UK now, as i’ve said several times. however i do maintain american citizenship so i don’t want to hear anything about not understanding because i’m a foreigner, etc – in fact, i’m 30 and i’ve only been here 2 years and go home often. i’m scared of what guns have done in america. stuff like that doesn’t happen here, and the cops don’t even carry guns.
and no, i would never a)have a facebook (or twitter, etc) account because i prefer human friends, in person or b)reveal my real name on this site – you know, like the rest of you. this “model” thing is becoming exaggerated in its meaning; not like i’m famous or anything like that. i’m one of 1,000s of girls who model for two specific websites.
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Well, say hi to Matt Smith for me.
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why would you live in such a horrble sinful land as england?
So instead of keeping up with friends online you decide to come to a christian website and post silliness here?
What has guns done to America?
well what is the website?
If you dont provide us with some verifiable proof we will just assume your a liar like you have accused all of us as being.
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a) i live in england first for a job op in london, now i’m engaged to a british man, he’s lovely. we may move back to the states. i love both coutried equally.
b)susan, i’ve all but stopped posting silliness. here and there, yeah, but despite the fact this siye is satirical it raises good points of discussion.
c)columbine.
d)suicidegirls or zivity. google them. i can’t reveal my name – too many troll and underage people. i can’t in good faith send a 15 year old boy to nude pics of me.
should have kept my mouth shut re: modeling. started as a joke, yes, then i started answering questions about it and now here we are. i’m damned if i do and damned if i don’t. besides, i can’t even provide you with “verifiable proof.” i could send you names and pictures and links of girls that are simply my friends to satiate your need for me to validate myself, which i don’t share.
let’s drop the modeling thing. it’s just something i do on the side. no biggie.
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Hey the cops don’t carry guns?! How on earth do they waste the crooks on the pagan streets of London and Birmingham (not Alabama) – the so-called second city of England? One horse towns, both of them.
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nope. only the royal guards carry guns.
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Have I introduced myself, Namaste? I am Militant Negro. That is a very interesting name that you have? What does it mean? Let me ask you a guestion, Do you like chocolate?
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It has several meaning. It is a greeting upon arriving at and exiting a REAL yoga class (not teh shit at the chain gym. That’s not real yoga).
This is my personal interpretation:
“The spirit in me respects the spirit in you.”
My name is Imogen, but that throws everyone off but my parents, who are also raging hippies, so I go by Emmy (or Immy).
Can’t stand chocolate, nope (and yes, I see the dam joke). I’m a strawberry cheesecake kinda lass, and on special occasions only. Takes a lot of effort to only have a curvy ass but be fit everywhere else.
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ick, typos. sorry, typing way too fast for a person that cannot type for shit.
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So you don’t want a taste of my delicious chocolate sin stick? You racist aryan slut!
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With out guns I would never want to live there. without a gun why would you even do what the police ask you too? I would feel safer walking downtown in Birminham Alabama where I can go packing.
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they primarily use tasers when excessive force is needed, as well as the american equivalent of billy clubs. and even that raises the protests of amnesty international, which even i think is dumb. i’m liberal, but orgs like AM, PETA, etc are just…over them top. too much. anyway, off topic. britian has a lower crime rate is and much less gun happy. certain law enforcement official can carry arms, but they are few and far between, and if ever used, they must defend their use in court.
they have just found it not to be necessary to keep the peace.
however, try to get past the guards at buckingham palace and you’ve got a rifle in your face. always an exception…in this case, protecting the precious queen. as am american ex-pat, i still haven’t quite acclimated to the royalty thing yet.
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That is one place I am glad I am not at. My ancestors came here for a reason.
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Jesus was a brown skinned, socialist Jew. If you read a book, you could find out that Jesus 1. Would have hated guns 2. that Jesus wanted world peace. 3. He tried to stop everyone from hating each other. so saying that Jesus would “whip up a .45 to as the kids say, pop a cap into him.” is the most fucked up thing i have ever heard. Before you start writing articles about what Jesus would have thought, actually read the bible.
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I would pack one in most cities. I don’t know how the British take hoodlums down. Every other country arms its police – heck, I was at a rail station in Germany and the cop had a pistol, machine gun AND an attack dog – this was before 9/11. I was very polite to him. Maybe the Germans have got the right idea. Maybe the Obama regime should consult the Germans how to run the police departments in this country. Incidentally I found that German churches are immaculate as a result of Kirchensteuer – They tax folks by default to keep the churches all fancy and ensure God and Jesus don’t have to witness in some kind of train wreck church.
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This could be a new thread for your regulars: examples from Europe to guide our faith. Don’t forget the influence of the Pope and various Anglican bishops on our gun-approved God-fearing life.
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I am surprised that the buckingham house palace guards have so little action. We all know that England is full of al quaida sympathisers wanting to kill the Queen. I hope the guards are ready to take them down. Special Forces are probably on the roof waiting for a kill. British Special Forces make Navy Seals look like weekend amateurs, so USA take some lessons.
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Unfortunately for us US military folks we are well down the list compared to special forces: in order of effectiveness – UK, Israel, Germany, France, Australia, New Zealand, Canada. USA comes last.
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We got a long way to go in this respect. No doubt there will be opposition but folks, look at the facts.
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And the germans will probably overtake us all within 2 years.
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Hey, that last contributor is totally wrong. In our iowa church we reject this nonsense. What is wrong with practicing shooting AK 47 and other weapons? These atheists need a lesson…
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jesus can’t shoot a gun because they didn’t have guns when he was around so he’s a dumb ass
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You’d have thought God would give you some degree of keyboardal-infallibility, rather than make you look like you can’t speak the language you preach.
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